The Dr Susan Block Show

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): 29th Wedding Anniversary

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality
If your orgasms are real and your diamonds are fake, your marriage will be great! That’s just one of the love life lessons of Capt’n Max’s and My 29th Wedding Anniversary show. All Aboard the F.D.R. Love Train, celebrating 29 years of lawfully married love, lust, trust, romance, revolution, hot sex, antiwar, ethical hedonism and the Bonobo Way of peace through pleasure, as we honor the kinkiest kind of human bondage there is: marriage.
We take it slow, savoring the scenery and good vibrations, as we reminisce and interact with “Happy Anniversary!” well-wishers on our various live platforms. “Most Bonobo Couple” SUZY award-winners Danièle Watts and Rawkstar Chef Be*Live call in from a parked car (while sexting us naked selfies!) for a “synchro-mystical” conversation on married sex; grooming among humans and other mammals (sadly, the word is now getting a bad rap due to its current usage as a term for beginning sexual abuse); their first time on The Dr. Susan Block Show at our wild orgiastic 24th Wedding Anniversary Bacchanal; their friend, Freckle, “making” Danièle read Being a Woman (the book I co-authored with the late Dr. Toni Grant); roleplaying a French maid in Django Unchained and rejecting foot fetishizing filmmaker Quentin Tarantino’s invitation to make out; the erotic mysteries of faux cannibalism (#EattheRich!), though Armie Hammer would taste more like baking soda than wedding cake.
It being our anniversary, I dress up in patterned fishnet stockings in solidarity with Dr. Jill Biden—whom the Rightwing ridiculously tried to slut-shame for her hosiery.
This is a 90% fun show, but we take on a few seriously harrowing subjects from raging ammosexual cuckolds to handling sexual assault. As always, we inject humor into the harrowing parts, so if you’re overly sensitive, go listen to Joe Rogaine. The only time we don’t joke is when we talk (briefly) about the Derek Chauvin trial: That onlooker saying, “You’re enjoying that!” just underlines George Floyd’s murder as an obvious case of sadistic policing. Will the verdict reflect the obvious? We’ll see…
Besides our marvelous marriage, we recall our pre-marital days, from Max’s gallery of European cougars to what I call “My Swinging Life,” soon to be a docu-series, like My 600-lb Life—but with eating pussy instead of pizza. Oh, here we go back to faux cannibalism again.
Sex scandal is all the rage, but consensual sexual expression is vital to our “mental health.” Everyone from Prince Harry to Gwyneth Paltrow is trying to improve our “mental health” these days, but how many are directly addressing the kinky parts of our well-being? That’s what we try to do on this show, and that’s what we’ve tried to do in our marriage for the past 29 years. So, relax, turn the lights down low to a nice wedding night glow and listen to this sapiosexual show…
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F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Easter Eve Res-Erection & A Cautionary Tale of Christian Cuckoldry Gone Wrong

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality
It’s Easter Eve as our Love Train leaves the station, so we crack open an Easter egg of revelations regarding “The Resurrection” of Jesus, Persephone, Osiris, Dionysus/Bacchus, Spring and you. Yes, YOU. Want to resurrect your erection—or just your general lust for life… and the afterlife? Listen
Springing from the glories of Gospel heaven to the depths of Christian hell, we tell the cautionary tale of Oklahoma Pastor David Evans’ cuckold “love triangle” that started in a Super 8 Motel and ended in a murder with the victim’s own gun. If you’re interested in cuckolding, listen up and learn what NOT to do! As this tragic killing, the Massage Parlor Massacre and so many others demonstrate, we need gun control—for police as well as civilians. Nevertheless, a murder weapon can be just a knee on the neck of a handcuffed prisoner struggling to breathe, as evidenced by the sadistic policing that took George Floyd’s life, now on display in the harrowing trial of Derek Chauvin. For comic relief, we have Gaetz-Gate, wherein Far-Right Buffoon Matt Gaetz tries to drag fellow Far-Right Buffoon Tucker Carlson into his own sleazy circus of sex scandal. We love to see one of Drumpf’s favorite and most obnoxious punks take a pratfall for any reason, though we’re not judging his sexual behavior until more facts emerge. When a Cuomosexual listener wants us to weigh in on the New York Governor’s scandals, all we can say is he must be thanking Jesus this Easter for the heavenly distraction of Gaetz-gate.
In light of the most recent “gender reveal” tragedy, Capt’n Max, Unscene Abe, Mariah and I deplore the multi-tiered stupidities of gender reveal parties, from jinxing your future child’s sexuality to setting your neighborhood on fire. We then take a slight detour into movie-reviewing two new “buddy films,” one being our friend and “Funniest Fundamentalist Refugee” Suzy Award winner Luzer Twersky’s star turn in the soon-to-be-released “No Name Restaurant” (about an Orthodox Jew and Bedouin’s unlikely friendship forged in the desert), and the other being Eric Andre’s Candid-Camera-ish “Bad Trip” (the Chinese finger trap scene reminds me of male bonobos resolving conflict through “penis fencing”). How are “buddy films” like these, focused on male-male bonding as opposed to male-female relationships, connected with Jesus and all those male-bonding Apostles? Was/Is Jesus bi? Aren’t we all… at least somewhat?
It’s just sexo-theological speculation; all I know for sure is that I love my Jesus Jackhammer dildo, one of the stars of our post-show bacchanal, “Easter Eve DTEASE Res-Erection on DrSuzy.Tv,” which also features Unlicensed Professionals Cat Imperio (the “Anal Artist”) and Samantha Fairley, Dayton Rains, sexy trans pornstar Chelsea Marie and amazing glam-punk sex-rock band The DTease (don’t miss it)! We also gear up for next week’s 29th wedding anniversary ride on the Love Train and, speaking of railroad romance, we’re excited for Biden’s plan to pump billions into public transportation infrastructure—including trains. Woo hoo and choo-choo! Yo Joe, we know you’ve got an Amtrak fetish, but how about throwing a bit of those billions to the F.D.R. Love Train?
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F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Passover Peace Train

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Why are so many of us violent and confused? Why don’t we follow The Bonobo Way of peace through pleasure? Why do we stay shackled like the Hebrew slaves in Egypt to this Pyramid Scheme we call "capitalism"? One root of the evil that runs deep in the history of human “civilization” is religious sexual abuse—from the Evangelical “purity” cult-complicit “Massage Parlor Massacre” to the first little “baby lie” told to me at the age of five, in the center of a big 100-family Passover seder.
Usually, I celebrate the “Pesach” with a kinky seder and scallion-flogging orgy, but we’re still in the midst of crossing the “Red Sea” of the Coronapocalypse, and nothing is “as usual.” Though our erotic, exotic and very kinky “Sexy Seder” 2016 is our post-show throwback for another stimulating ride on F.D.R., featuring Capt’n Max, Mariah, Unscene Abe and I talking about freedom, restraint and religious abuse; ammosexual overkill (literally); despicable anti-Asian thuggery; scams (April Fool’s! We have your nudes!): that hot Lil Nas X lap dance with Satan in “Call Me By Your Name”; Charlton Heston as Moses parting that Red Sea; racist sexist Georgia juxtapositions; #GoBonobos for Baltimore State Attorney Marilyn Mosby for defacto decriminalizing sex work and drug use; why we need to F*ck Da Rich with a nice BiG “wealth tax,” plus more sapiosexual insights and eargasms for all…
And yes, I tell a few sexy, funny Passover tales, including the true story of Elijah and the little lie of the (not really) missing Manischewitz that evolved into the Big Lie of religious abuse that turned Me into an authority-questioning sexologist specializing in working with victims of religious abuse.
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F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Massage Parlor Massacre: Guns, God & Sex Addictionology

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality
It’s our 13th ride on the F.D.R. Love Train, now roaring through a Tunnel of Darkness as we react, mourn, explore and analyze the horrific mass murder of eight people in the “Spa Shootings” that started in the little village of Acworth, Georgia and spread through Atlanta. Was it a “Hate Crime” against sex workers as well as Asian-American women? What is “sex addiction,” and why did the self-confessed mass murderer, Robert Aaron Long, use that long-debunked term to explain what Captain Jay Baker of the Cherokee County Sheriff’s Office so infuriatingly called a “really bad day for him”? Who are the victims who actually HAD a “really bad day,” and how can we honor their loss with love?
Xiaojie Tan, Hyun Jung Grant, Daoyou Feng, Soon Chung Park, Suncha Kim, Yong Ae Yue, Delaina Ashley Yaun, Paul Andre Michels are the names of the dead. Elcias Hernandez-Ortiz was critically injured.
The Georgia Massage Parlor Massacre appears to have been a terrible *perfect storm* of three converging toxic factors: 1) Religious sexual abuse; in this case, a devoutly Evangelical, erotophobic cult of “purity” fostered by the killer’s family, church (Crabapple First Baptist) and treatment centers (HopeQuest and Maverick) operating almost like a terrorist “cell,” 2) The Sex Addictionology racket; “sex addiction” being a bogus diagnosis (not accepted in the DSM-5), yet an extremely popular accusation AND excuse for unconventional or just bad behavior, as well as the Religious Right’s current term of shame for old-time “sin”; and 3) Guns; easy availability (no waiting period) and, while most erotic activities and even sexual thoughts are denigrated, a “fetish” for firearms is elevated, thereby creating a lethal “ammosexual” desire to fire phallic weaponry, instead of just “shooting” the “gun” between your legs safely and consensually.
We also discuss the Armie Hammer “cannibalism” story’s development into a full-on LAPD rape investigation; Biden’s threatening war of “killer” claims with Putin; how proud we are that America is finally #1 in the world regarding something good (vaccinations!), but that we still need to mask up (and make it sexy!). We also talk with Elvis tribute artist Smokey Binion, Jr. (calling in from a small Texas panhandle town that’s almost as Christian-conservative a community as Acworth) who longs to “shake a leg” (which leg?) in Bonoboville, and we enjoy a few eargasms and jokes (laughter is a mental orgasm).
But our focus is primarily on the tragic and appalling Massage Parlor Massacre, and the best antidote to the mounting madness is following the Bonobo Way of sex-positivity, female empowerment, male well-being and peace through pleasure. That’s not artificial consumerist pleasure, but real organic healing pleasure.
Post-show, we play a very relevant 2012 throwback, “From ‘The Myth of Sex Addiction’ to a Sex Addict Orgy,” featuring The Myth of Sex Addiction author Dr. David Ley. We also thank some of our comrades, including Goddess Soma Snakeoil, Veronica Monet and the wonderful folks at DomCon and Sanctuary, for their uplifting activism in sex work and the sex-positive community during these troubled times. Let’s decriminalize and destigmatize consenting adult sex work now!
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F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Comrades in Love, Leprechauns, Porn, Politics & Masking Up Royally

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality
That light at the end of the tunnel doesn’t mean we’re out of the darkness, so mask up—not *just* because masks protect you and others, but also because masks are sexy!
Slip into your Weapons of MASKED Seduction and hop aboard the St. Paddy’s F.D.R. Love Train as we choo-choo through the Tunnel of Love… Of course, not everyone wants to mask up—like our old comrade, porn star, “meat puppet” and “Covid refugee,” Hamilton Steele, who calls in to praise French swing clubs and complain about facemasks.
Well, at least, he’s got a nice big shillelagh, which segues into our “St. Paddy’s Day, the Bonobo Way with GasMASKgirl” after-show. When I mention that leprechauns, who nonconsensually pinch people not wearing green, might be accused of sexual harassment (if they were real), our platforms light up with leprechaun stans afraid “cancel culture” will “cancel” the little green troll faeries.
We also weigh in on Dr. Seuss, the latest Cuomosexual scandals and bogus Milosexual gay “conversion therapy,” and I ask Capt’n Max, aka Prince Maximillian Rudolph Leblovic di Lobkowicz di Filangieri, a senior member of two different royal families—the Filangieris and the Lobkowiczes—how he felt watching the very public British Royal Family quarrel, the latest episode of the ongoing soap opera having been deftly produced by Queen Oprah, whom we met when she was just another Duchess of Daytime TV. And wow, does he—and do we—have a lot to say about their Royal Hineys—I mean, Royal Highnesses. And then there’s the BS about Saudi Prince MBS, praise for Max’s favorite royal, Mad King Ludwig, sympathy for Major Biden, and Irish Kisses throughout another trippy trip through the Tunnel of Love.
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F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Poly Giuliani & More Stories of Sexual Adventure & Misadventure on Track 11

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality
Unicorns, squirting leprechauns and bonobos—oh my!
From the sapiosexual escapades of Rudy “Oozy” Giuliani’s polyamorous daughter to the concerning complexities of Cuomosexuality to why “Da Rich” BETTER pay a “wealth tax” (with no loopholes!) or Da Rest of Us will just keep getting RAILROADED… this Love Train ride’s a little bumpy, but loads of fun, as we travel through the Tunnel of Love.
We also talk about top-down censorship vs. bottoms-up cancel culture vs. just-plain-old-awful prison (Free Julian Assange!); the ballsy revelations of bonobo handshakes; the baptismal delights of shamrock-squirting MILFs; the shared pleasures of smoking a double bubbler; horrible anti-Asian attacks in the Coronapocalypse; and Prince Maximilian Rudolph Leblovic di Lobkowicz di Filangieri, aka Capt’n Max’s exciting rediscovery of his long-lost royal Filangieri side of the family (not all royals are so reprehensible).
But the jewel in the crown of our conversation is F.D.R.’s sexy celebrity of the week, Caroline Rose Giuliani—proud polyamorous pansexual into ethical nonmonogamy and threesomes—whom I affectionately dub “Poly Giuliani.”
I almost can’t believe I could feel affection for someone named “Giuliani.” But what a difference a generation makes. Though her father is one of the more disgusting, dissembling, ridiculous and yes, ghoulish (BOOdy Ghouliani) clowns of the Trumpenstein Nightmare, Caroline Rose Giuliani is a Rose among thorns, and a UNICORN!
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F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Pain & Pleasure Healing

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Was it a COVID-19 vaccine side effect? Or did he throw his back out—and where could he have thrown it? We don’t know, but for the past few days, we tried to heal Capt’n Max’s excruciating pain via an array of “pain-killers”—from easy yet debilitating opioids to the controversial but healthier healing power of sexual pleasure. Feeling the pain? Just say YES to some kind of (COVID-safe and consensual) sex! And yes, thank Goddess, Max is feeling much better now. Praise be to the power and glory of pleasure healing. Amen and AWOMEN. It does a body good.
We have done many shows about the combination of consensual pain and pleasure that is often involved in spanking, as well as other forms of impact play and BDSM. This show focuses more on unwelcome pain (from injury, sickness or a bad reaction to a vaccine) and how to treat it with sexual pleasure healing.
Take the Pain Train to Track Pleasure on the F.D.R. Speakeasy streamliner, where we dine on an array of tasty topics, as well as Gideon’s homemade hamantaschen, aka “Pussy Cookies,” a delicious appetizer for our after-show throwback, Purim Rising 2013 (in solidarity with Eve Ensler’s One Billion Rising), a dazzling, pornstar-studded, orgiastic masquerade that suddenly spiraled into violence unseen before or after in Bonoboville (except that illegal LAPD raid). Fortunately—before anyone could be killed or hurt badly—we defused the conflict in a Bonobo Way.
Why oh why can’t America follow the Bonobo Way of peace through pleasure, we wonder as we condemn the recent Biden Bombings. We also laugh (more in fear than fun) at CPAC (now CPAQ) and the Cult of the Golden tRump Love Doll, being worshipped like an idol by a crazy convocation of hypocritical Bible-thumpers. I acknowledge my “ableist” infraction against the “crazy community” in calling the CPAQanon’ers “crazy,” but I can’t think of a better adjective (besides sleazy) for these Gross Oligarchy P*mps (GOP).
We hammer the final coffin nails into “Mean Old Uncle Rush,” now being *showered* with commentary, including a tweet from one of MY idols, Ellen Barkin.
And did I mention sex? When a listener asks about polyamory, we praise this growing movement of natural bonoboësque love. Unfortunately, polyamorous opportunities are limited in the Coronapocalypse, but all is possible in the Erotic Theater of the Mind.
Also: What’s the critical difference between so-called “cancel culture” and censorship, and what’s it got to do with “The People,” aka “the Mob” versus Big Tech, CEOs, celebrities and politicians, aka “Da Rich”? Listen…
Speaking of pain, we send well wishes to “Most Bonobo Celebrity” SUZY award winner, Ashley Judd, whose terrible fall and rescue is a tale of pain, healing and gratitude.
As our Pain Train pulls into the Pleasure Station, I share one last true story of false love, real lust, pain, pleasure and comedy with “Johnny Peyote Seed” at Naropa Institute. The moral of the story is: if your boyfriend pulls you down the stairs by your hair (ouch!)— no matter how *romantic* he is and even if you were cheating on him with your Tantric yoga teacher—get OUT!
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F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Pussy Cookie Rush

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality
If you loved Rush Limbaugh, don’t get on this train. Then again, you might benefit from listening to a little loving, teasing, eargasmically pleasing and bonoboësque deprogramming from the Great American Dittohead Cult of Rush that begat tRump, Fox News, Alex Jones, Ben Shapiro and a zillion other racist, mendacious, imperialist, slut-shaming, left-blaming, noise machines cheerleading the radical rightwing of the Great Dysfunctional American Family.  Speaking of that wing, we also present this week’s Ammosexual Poster Gal, Colorado Congresswoman Lauren Boebert, aka Loony Beretta-Brain, with more guns behind her head than I have dildos in my bed.
Ride with us—my beloved train conductor, Capt’n Max, as well as lovely Mariah, Unscene Abe and the rest of the unseen Bonoboville crew—as we chat up the latest sex scandals, including the criminal investigation of Marilyn Manson (will BDSM be on trial?) and HBO’s Farrow-based Woody Allen doc, as well as tease submissive IG listener “MJ Napoli” who claims to fulfill whatever kinky task we command. We also honor Black History Month with a nod to the Black Panthers (too ammosexual for me, but at least they had good intentions) and some cool “Moorish” cantors, “speaking easy” on the Speakeasy bar car about things that aren’t easy to speak about, smoking, sipping and traveling through time.
With Purim, the Jewish Mardi Gras of revelry and hamantaschen, aka “Pussy Cookies,” coming this week, we also celebrate that great royal *sex worker* heroine, Queen Esther, who saves her people from genocide with her Weapons of Mass Seduction. Purim Sameach!
But we begin with a rant against the ever-expanding Big Tech “prison complex,” including “Facebook Jail” (Marky Z. just censored us again, this time for a PG video from 2018) and YouTube’s inexplicable, unappealable judgments, their Dumb Bot Drones shooting down Free Speech from the Left, Right and even the “Center” is censored.
Speaking of censorship, the world’s worst case is now being perpetrated against journalist and Wikileaks publisher Julian Assange. Facebook Jail is pretty bad, but real jail is a million times worse, and the high security Belmarsh Prison where Assange is being held is horrific. Joe Biden can and should drop the ridiculous, literally tRumped-up charges. Free Assange!
Free Britney too. That’s not an urgent, life-or-death matter, like Assange; but enough slut-shaming our Mickey Mouse Club princess. She’s all grown-up and deserves control over her life and finances, just like all the other crazy celebrities have.  
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Need to talk PRIVATELY about something you can’t talk about with anyone else? You can talk with us… Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497. For more information, visit https://drsusanblockinstitute.com/phone-sex-therapy. We’re here for YOU.