The Dr Susan Block Show
Episodes
Wednesday Mar 09, 2022
Wednesday Mar 09, 2022
Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality
“Stop the World! I Want to Get Off” (that old Swingin’ Sixties musical) told the subtly anti-capitalist tale of a man so obsessed with success, he can’t fall in love. “What kind of fool am I?” he croons. And what kinds of fools are WE - at least those of us who run this money-and-power-mad world that communicates through bombs, war and sex-negativity? Well, here on F.D.R., we say NO to war and occupation, and YES to kink and copulation! Or masturbation (we’re not fussy), depending on your pleasure and opportunities. It’s still a Ukraine Love Train like last week, but now that the horrific novelty of attack has turned into the depressed reality of war, we’re just looking for a way out of World War III. Stop the War! We Want to Get Off (in every sense of “getting off”)! Not that it’s our “choice,” but we do have a lot to say about it, as well as other burning topics of love, war, sex, politics and the Bonobo Way, and…
• Capt’n Max wonders just how “crazy” Putin is and if it might be a good idea to have him droned.• I prefer incapacitation to assassination, describing my recurring dream of an irresistible Russian Domme-y Mommy who seduces the Putin Monster, ties him up—maybe fisting him (a listener idea) or Bootin’ Putin (another listener idea!) to keep him compliant—then takes away the nuclear codes, and stops the war… so we can get off. • Since last week’s Ukraine Love Train was virtually a Putin Hate Fest, this ride we more seriously consider NATO’s role in the current mess.• The Captain and I reminisce about how we fell in love through our mutual opposition to the first Gulf War, producing “Desert Susan” and embarking upon 30 years of kinky antiwar marriage.• Happy International Women’s Day! #GoBonobos for Ketanji Brown Jackson on track to becoming our first black female SCOTUS. I want to know her measurements which, I realize, is inappropriate, but Tuck “The Cuck” Carlson wants to know her LSAT scores, which is racist, misogynist and dumb. • The Playboy Catfights are heating up! Former bunnies are feuding over whether they had a good or bad time at the Playboy Mansion—or maybe they had a good time that they later realized was bad—especially when interviewed by a scheming, dirt-seeking A&E “Secrets of Playboy” producer. Having spent many fun, silly nights at the Playboy Mansion, I’d find the whole Bunny Battle hilarious, if it wasn’t trashing a dead man and another sign of our increasingly neopuritanical culture. • John Oliver’s awesome piece on SEX WORK decrim. • Happy Birthday Rawkstar Chef Belive! And Django Unchained actress Daniele Watts responds to my KINK article, and the Make Kink Not War show they called in on with a couple of eloquent essays, plus posts an amazing photo of herself naked in a Putin mask, leaning back in Belive’s arms as he holds a phallic baguette between her legs for “Trump,” played by Tim Sewell, to service, on The Dr. Susan Block Show, and writes “War is the public play of those that believe public erotic play is indecent.” Amen and Awomen!• “Make Kink Not War” vs “Share Kink Not War” ?• “Love is Brave,” a new art show (Feb. 12 – March 20) presented by Stacey and Megan Valnes at 1712 Ocean Park Blvd. Santa Monica, features works by Scott Siedman, the “Kinky Michelangelo.” • Vice TV will soon film a documentary about us because we are “icons.” Want to be part of it? Call us at 626-461-5950 and ask for Max.• DomCon 2022 is coming, and I will be presenting “Make Kink Not War: The Bonobo Way” Be there!• Stop the War, we want to get off—as in get out of the war, as well as come, baby, come, baby, CUM! Turn swords into plowshares and bombs into vibrators. Sounds crazy, but no crazier than these crazy warmongers.
Read more prose and watch the show(s) we can’t show you on youtube: https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-stop-war
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Wednesday Mar 02, 2022
Wednesday Mar 02, 2022
Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality
Like anyone with a brain, we’re going insane from Putin’s Rape of Ukraine. Of course, our poetic angst is nothing compared to the Ukrainian people being attacked by this power-mad bully. Trumpty Dumpty calling Putin a “genius” is just one bully impressed by a bigger bully. As always, we’re for peace, love and The Bonobo Way, though we admire the Ukrainians’ passionate resistance to tyranny.
Putin claims that Ukraine is run by “drug addicts and Nazis,” but their President is a Jewish Comedian. Putin’s unprovoked attack has turned Volodymyr Zelensky, the “Little Yiddishe Comic Who Could,” into a remarkable real-world leader, and the joke is on Putin. Sort of. Who knows how the whole horrific situation will evolve or (more likely) devolve? By the time you listen to this podcast, all the news could change—hopefully to peace and diplomacy… with good sex for all—especially Putin, who seems to need some nookie… gagged and straitjacketed. Though it could all go the other (nuclear) way…yikes!
To help us make “sense” of the crisis, joining Capt’n Max and me on the “Ukraine Love Train” is multiple SUZY award winner Luzer Twersky, recently in Ukraine making “Dovbush,” a film in which he plays the Baal Shem Tov, founder of the Hasidic movement, giving us a very intense, personal glimpse into what is happening in Ukraine right now, updating us with friends’ messages & Telegram newsflashes.
Sorry this show is more about war than love, though we do talk wartime sex, makeup sex and sex workers in Ukraine - plus NATO’s unsexy “Poking the Bear” provocations. Also, it opens quite lasciviously, with Max spilling his beer in a gush of foam. And our anthem is still: “Make KINK Not War!”
Speaking of which, thank you Xbiz for a nice review of KINK: Another Guide for the Perplexed (with apologies to Maimonides). And don’t miss my State of the Sexual Union address 2022. Of course, that other State of the Union is important, but so is sex, love and the antiwar Bonobo Way of peace through pleasure.
Being antiwar is not an easy position right now, with almost everyone salivating to fight “the Russians.” It was not easy during Vietnam (ask Jane Fonda), nor the first Iraq War, nor right after 9/11, but we were antiwar then and we are antiwar now. We were proven right then, and we are right again: War is NOT the answer.
Maybe kink will save the day. Putin once claimed (absurdly) that there are no gays in Russia, so perhaps the shock of seeing that the Ukranian military is tracking Russian troop movements by monitoring Grindr will awaken this foolish imperialist bully from his toxic war trance.
Read more prose and watch the show(s) we can’t show you on youtube: https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-ukraine
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Friday Feb 25, 2022
Friday Feb 25, 2022
The State of the Union is important, especially now(!). But what about the State of the SEXUAL Union? As the imperialist bullies of the world & the MSM wage war, let's not forget LOVE... and sex. With that in mind, give a listen... Following a rousing reception to my 2021 “State of the Sexual Union” address, I returned to Active Radio with host Hartley Pleshaw on WCAP-AM 980 in the Massachusetts Valley to deliver a new State of the Sexual Union address for 2022. Broadcast live 2/12/22, this special V-Day weekend address and interview focused on some of the major themes and events of the past year, including ~The ongoing Coronapocalypse, and how singles and couples are navigating the difficulties and opportunities of pandemic sex... ~2022 improvement: We don’t have a grifting, sociopathic narcissist in the White House, but we do have a geriatric neoliberal corporate military industrial complex cheerleader, which is only marginally better... ~The 1/6/21 Insurrection and its noxious aftermath... ~The Afghan war and the monstrous American Military-Industrial Complex... ~The Massage Parlor Massacre and the general rise in misogynistic ammosexual violence and discourse... ~Andrew Cuomo, #MeToo and the backlash... ~Joe Rogan, Jordan Peterson and the masculinist incel movement... ~Why distinguished leftist journalist Chris Hedges “plague of pornography” campaign is dangerously misguided... ~Neopuritanism rising on the Right and the Left... ~Toxic masculinity and toxic femininity... ~The American Conservative and the misogynistic Sexual Counterrevolution... ~The atrocity of Julian Assange still being imprisoned... ~Small wins for sex last year: Onlyfans flipped and Stormy Daniels won her suit against Michael Avenatti... ~The ominous anti-sex, anti-Free Speech “EARN IT” act is worse than the proven-to-be-bad SESTA/FOSTA acts... ~Happy Lupercalia, the original pagan Valentine’s Day, and Happy World Bonobo Day! Help save humanity’s closest great ape cousins, the bonobo chimpanzees, from extinction – and release your inner bonobo for better sex and a better life... ~Follow The Bonobo Way of ecosexuality, female empowerment and male well-being, antiwar activism, sharing, caring and peace through pleasure...For more click: https://drsusanblock.com/active-radio-2
Listen to My “I Have a Fantasy” speech on FDR Radio’s Valentine Fantasies & Neopuritanical Nightmares: https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-valentine
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Tuesday Feb 22, 2022
Tuesday Feb 22, 2022
Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality
Come join Capt’n Max and me on another riveting, rollicking ride into mushroom mindscapes, emo-territories and body parts unknown through the Tunnel of Love. Though after an intensive Februa fortnight of the High Holidays of Love, Love, Love, we’re ready for a little kink.
Kink is in the air, or maybe I’m just feeling kinky, having just released “Kink: Another Guide for the Perplexed (with apologies to Maimonides).” This show features an excerpt, but you really should read the whole Kink Manifesto.
We the People of the world really should make kink, not war.
Speaking of war, are we on the verge of a big one? A little one? Something between a military exercise and total nuclear annihilation? I don’t know about you, but I’m in a state of Ukraine confusion. You’d think I’d have a feel for Ukraine since my great grandfather was from Kiev, but I doubt he had much of a feel for Ukraine either, which is why he left. Between Putin, Biden, neo-Nazis in Ukraine, neo-Romanovs in Russia and NATO, there are no heroes in this mess. As I muse about Zelensky reminding me of Woody Allen’s Zelig, wondering if I can utter that taboo name without getting “canceled,” several listeners proclaim their Zelig love. So much is confusing these days. Have we graduated from pandemic to endemic? Are we canceling kissing? Are we marching off to war? All I know is I am against war and for love. And this week, I’m for kink.
In that spirit, check out our exciting bacchanalian throwback Drop Bras Not Bombs (2013) featuring the fabulous Amor Hilton (who called in to last Saturday’s “Lupercalian Bonobo Valentine”) and several other hot ladies dropping their bras, along with Moe the Monster dropping his drawers… and more!
We also discuss some of the “wars” at home, including war on the homeless. Max lays into LA County Sheriff Alex Villanueva, and we bring you more or less up to date on our Arcadia situation, including the new revelation of the City Inspectors’ incriminating emails to each other about how to build a fraudulent “case” against Bonoboville.
Plus: Tucker Carlson’s pathetic but poisonous crush on AOC; how to "talk dirty" with your girlfriend if she asks you to; the kinky fantasy of Jesus having sex with nuns; my 2022 Sexual State of the Union address; why I married a man whose mother never did the dishes; how the Earn It act sucks worse than SESTA/FOSTA; how Max’s multi-colored, paisley, flower-powered shirt makes me feel like I’m on acid… and much more!
Just as we reach our station destination, “Most Bonobo-Sexy Couple” 2021 SUZY award winners, Daniele Watts and Chef BeLive, call in to gush cacaphonic but symphonic and super-psychedelic soundwaves of love—what a trip!
Read more prose and watch the show(s) they won’t let us show you on Youtube: https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-kink-not-war
Need to talk PRIVATELY about something you can’t talk about with anyone else? Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497. We’re here for YOU.
Wednesday Feb 16, 2022
Wednesday Feb 16, 2022
Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality
Bookending the High Holidays of Love with a little romantic V-Day sex (starting and climaxing the V-Day weekend), My Valentine and I take the Love Train between orgasms, celebrating Lupercalia, the original, pagan, februa-flogging Holiday of the Heart, and World Bonobo Day, honoring humanity’s closest Great Ape cousins, the Make-Love-Not-War, female-empowered, male-nurturing, sharing, caring, peace-through-pleasure-loving bonobos.
Valentine’s Day exalts romantic love between couples, which Capt’n Max ((whom I'm now calling my "V-Day Senior Sex Machine") and I have been blessed to enjoy—even in marriage!—for over 30 years. But I’ve never liked the pressure, commercialism and exclusivity of V-Day, which is one of many reasons I enjoy Lupercalia and World Bonobo Day, celebrating a more inclusive love—on the kinky, consensual, pan-sensual, polyamorous Pan-Horns of Lust—in the community.
In that spirit of communal ecstasy, we are delighted to reconnect with old friends and lovers from orgiastic Lupercalias past on this ride, like SUZY award-winning “Most Bonobo-Sexy Couple” stars of the legendary Lupercal of 2018, Daniele Watts and Chef Belive (currently grappling with mistreatment by an Atlanta yoga studio!), and that “Most Adorable” Valentine Princess, Amor “Baby Block” Hilton. We hope to see them all soon in Bonoboville when Vice-TV comes to film a documentary about what “icons” we are.
We also help caller “Jack” get on the path to releasing his inner bonobo, and we review current events in our inimitable F.D.R. fashion, as well as censorship and the sexual counter-revolution, including the awful anti-Free Speech “Earn It” act, and my recent State of the Sexual Union address on Hartley Pleshaw’s Lowell, Massachusetts-based “Active Radio” show on WCAP-AM.
This week’s exciting throwback is "LUPERCALIA MMXIII: Rising & Squirting," celebrating love, lust, impact play, Roman history, comparative religions and the fine art of female ejaculation. That should stimulate you into a gloriously lusty celebration of whatever High Holiday of Love you prefer this year, next year or anytime you feel the spirit of Pan within you.
Read more prose and watch the show(s): https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-lupercalia
Need to talk PRIVATELY about something you can’t talk about with anyone else? Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497. We’re here for YOU.
Tuesday Feb 08, 2022
Tuesday Feb 08, 2022
Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality
Censored by Youtube and harassed by Arcadia, our Love Train winds through a hailstorm of Neopuritanical suppression, fear, loathing, bugs and bullets… But there’s always something to enjoy on F.D.R! We’re still celebrating Lunar Nude Rear (Mooning the Moon), and it’s Black History Month, plus Valentine Season featuring V-Day, Lupercalia (the original pagan Valentine’s Day) and World Bonobo Day honoring the Make-Love-Not-War Apes who show us The Way to Peace through Pleasure. #GoBonobos for The High Holidays of Love! More Highlights of our sapiosexual ride…
--Lovely, luminous Kat, a sexy blast from Speakeasies Past, star of several DrSuzy-Tv shows and orgies, calls in, and our conversation almost melts down the studio…
--It’s infuriating, especially in Black History Month, to see ABC professionally spank Whoopi Goldberg (whom I met through the late great Scott Kelman) for saying that the “Holocaust was not about race.” She’s actually right; there’s no such scientific thing as different human “races,” and even if there were, Judaism’s a religion, not a “race.” She’s also wrong; Hitler was all about the Aryan “race.” So, it’s complicated. It’s also intriguing enough for Donald (no, not that Donald) to call in and say The Bonobo Way could have stopped the Holocaust. That’s pretty grandiose, but in a way, true!
--Neil Young’s Rockin’ Geezer Revolt against Joe Rogaine’s bad hair products and Covid malarkey exploded into a viral video featuring Mr. Rogaine using the “N-word” 47 times. This one’s NOT complicated. Happy Black History Month Joe!
--The Holy Trinity of the High Holidays of Love—Valentine’s Day, Lupercalia and World Bonobo Day—are underway, and this week’s throwback is the fantastic, orgiastic Lupercalia 2019.
--Gearing up for WCAP, I deliver my State of the Sexual Union address, inspired by Dr. Martin Luther King’s great “I have a Dream” speech, except in my case, I have a Fantasy…
--The Arcadia Kangaroo Court continues to harass us. Thank you, "Most Bonobo-Sexy Couple" SUZY award winners Daniele Watts and Rawkstar Chef Be*Live, for sending us the great Lana del Rey song, Arcadia.
--Many people we know are being censored for dumb reasons, so we don’t take it personally that Youtube censored the SUZY awards. I feel we’ve been sucker-punched, but this is the way the METAverse rolls, controlled by a few nervous billionaires and a few billion dumb bots.
--Hugh Hefner, aka Hef, aka Mr. Playboy, is demonized as a bloodless Charlie Manson in a new documentary series because there’s money in generating erotophobia. Some ex-Pets are defending poor dead Hef.
--We continue to discuss our hopes and fears for Julian Assange, the world’s most famous victim of censorship right now. FREE ASSANGE!
--Vice says we’re “icons” and they’re coming to Bonoboville to make a documentary. If you want to be in it, call us at 626.461.5950 and ask for Max.
Read more Prose and watch the show(s): https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-valentine
Get set to celebrate sex, love, lust and life in the midst of all the death, greed, hate and madness. Or forget “getting set,” and just start celebrating now!
Need to talk PRIVATELY about something you can’t talk about with anyone else? Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497. We’re here for YOU all through 2022…
Wednesday Feb 02, 2022
Wednesday Feb 02, 2022
Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality
Kung Hei Fat Choi! Happy Lunar New Year! In 2020, our Chinese New Year of the Rat festivities ushered in the Coronapocalypse. Now we’re roaring into the Year of the Tiger through the Tunnel of Love (Not War) into (hopefully!) Healthier Times! But it’s such a dark tunnel… Spoiled reactionary pundit Bari Weiss tells Bill Mahr she is “so done” with Covid (but is Covid “so done” with her—or us?) makes me want to throw up my Chinese Tiger Tail soup. Though everyone misses something about their pre-pandemic lives. For me, it’s the orgies.
Always a little dangerous, orgies are now a high-risk concern for any safety-conscious person who isn’t on mushrooms. So, in the spirit of the communal ecstasy I so now miss, I #GoBonobos for this week’s throwback, “Erotique Orgy in the Womb Room: Group Sex in the Digital Age,” featuring the amazing Eric John—well-hung MIT grad and former Boeing executive who turned his back on the sordid, death-dealing Military-Industrial Complex to become an honest porn mogul—plus Eric’s lovely wife Vicki Chase (whom he met at Chase bank) and about a dozen Sexual Olympic athletes, all engaging in one of our biggest orgies ever on my big brass bed.
This brings us back to the perjurious Mattress Madness of the Arcadia City Council’s Kangaroo Court, and then onto Neil Young and the Rockin’ Geezer Revolt boycotting Joe Rogaine hair-growth tonic and Dr. Jordan Peterson’s “tan”; Julian Assange’s glimmer of hope (#FreeAssange!); America’s build-up to war (yikes!), smack-down of sex (sad!) and serious Ammosexual Incel problem. Also, Vice is coming to Bonoboville… so, calling all Pro-Bonobo Exhibitionists!
Read more prose and watch the shows (that are too kinky for Youtube): https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-tiger
Need to talk PRIVATELY about something you can’t talk about with anyone else? Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497. We’re here for YOU all through 2022…
Friday Jan 28, 2022
Friday Jan 28, 2022
Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality
It’s our first live broadcast of the year from the Soul of Downtown Arcadia. It’s also from the sole, since I make a few high heel, boot, stocking and foot fetishists happy. It’s also from the heart, as I kick off this spin around the sun with my heartfelt New Year’s resolution, my sexy-lefty Bonobo Manifesto, #GoBonobos in 2022. Well, part of it... Between the foot lovers, pop-up questions about female ejaculation and so-called “addiction” to vibrators, Trumpty Dumpty’s Golden Storm, the return of Vice, my new “Sexologist of the Year” award (thanks Glennys!), the story of Eros Day and the Arcadia City Council’s Kangaroo Court… Capt’n Max and I have a LOT to juggle on our first night train into 2022. We also look back on four amazing bacchanalian DrSuzy.Tv throwbacks, “NYE in Bonoboville,” the “Anti-Inaugural Circus,” “Too $hort in tha $peakeasy” and “Eros Day XIV: Human Couple Become Gods Through Sex.” We tell a bit of the Story of Eros, aka Cupid, the ancient Greek God of Lust, the Planetoid Eros 433 as well as Eros Man, Lasse Braun, Axel Braun and the Magic of Eros, including the Lust God’s intense and controversial romance with his immortal Mother, Aphrodite aka Venus, Goddess of Love, Sex and Beauty. Hey, Oedipus wasn’t the only Mama’s Boy; those Greeks practically invented Mommy fantasies. Celebrate Eros Day the Bonobo Way!
This being our first live broadcast after our recent mistreatment at the neo-Puritanical hands of the Arcadia City Council, we rant about their absurd and hypocritical Kangaroo Court of Mattress Madness.
Yes indeed, Brothers and Sisters, Lovers and Sinners, we take some serious hairpin turns this ride; but also, as always, we have lots of fun on the Love Train! Fun fuels the Revolution.
Read more prose and watch the shows (that are too kinky for Youtube): https://drsusanblock.com/go-bonobos-eros-day
Need to talk PRIVATELY about something you can’t talk about with anyone else? Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497. We’re here for YOU all through 2022…