The Dr Susan Block Show
F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Wank Don’t Shoot!

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Wank Don’t Shoot!

April 28, 2021

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality

Deadly ammosexual shootings—from both police and civilians—continue to shatter America, but it’s almost Masturbation Month, so just shoot the gun between your legs! Seriously, You DO You. So much safer and more fun for all!

Need inspiration? Hop aboard another bonoboësque joy ride on the Love Train as we celebrate “guilty” verdicts for that sadistic murderer with a *jealous cuck* knee. Unfortunately, Chauvin’s unchecked sadism isn’t rare in America’s racist, ruthless policing system, where a police academy instructor can tell cadets that a “perk” of being a cop is that after killing a “bad guy,” you’re likely to have “the best sex” ever. As a #sexologist, I’m all for folks using quirky things as aphrodisiacs—but not killing someone!

We also talk about Montana Governor Greg Gianforte’s pro-Kill bill; U.S. out of Afghanistan (Masturbation Not Occupation!); Armenian Genocide survivor and fellow Bohemian Yalie, Col. Jirayr Zorthian, and the Dance of Zorbacchus; NYC DA Cyrus Vance, Jr. (another Eli) will no longer prosecute sex workers… sort of (thanks for the tip, Veronica Monet); Caitlin Jenner’s Cali Governor candidacy explodes like a “gender reveal” party bomb; more fun details in the ongoing story of the LAPD's unwarranted "raid" on the Speakeasy (in 2001) for which we won a settlement; the "Orgasmic Meditation" (OM) situation at "One Taste"; The Supremes to hear arguments about the “F” word (F*ck Censorship!); and more!

And we get ready for the Merry Masturbation Month of May 2021 with our sensational sapiosexual post-show throwback, “Collegiate Masturbation Month 2017,” featuring UCLA Satyr Magazine Editor-in-Chief Sarah Crosthwaite, Satyr writers Rachael Frank and George Gutten, “Most Bonobo” Suzy Award-winning porn star Riley Reyes—who gives a special M Month Hitachi Magic Wand demo—plus Riley’s GF Amelia Jones—who also happens to be a sophomore at UCLA (Go Bruins!), Suzy Award-winning “Most Bonobo Couple” Danièle Watts & Rawkstar Chef Be*Live, trump surrogate Cali Cuck (whom we spank for having the worst First 100 Days ever), Aaliyah Corsets, Ikkor the Wolf and my beautiful assistant Gypsy Bonobo. Listen to the Classical Greek Self-Pleasure Origin Story.

Watch what we can’t show you here and read the Journal: https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-wank-dont-shoot

Need to talk PRIVATELY about something you can’t talk about anywhere else? You can talk with us… Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497.

For more information, visit https://drsusanblockinstitute.com/guided-masturbation

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Killer Cops & Squirting 4/20

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Killer Cops & Squirting 4/20

April 21, 2021

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality

Happy 4/20 Honey! Just in time (we really need that weed)! Well, t least killer cop Derek Chauvin was convicted (woohoo!), but America is still one big 3.8 million-square-mile shooting range masquerading as a country. From cops to crazy people (with lots of crazy ammosexual cops), Americans are shooting to kill their fellow Americans… like crazy! So... ditch that madness & hop aboard the F.D.R. Love Train! No tickets required & you’re free to get high. Just shoot the gun between your legs—peacefully, consensually & maybe with a nice squirt. It’s The Bonobo Way of peace through pleasure, not the Ugly American Way of death through murder.

We toke as we talk about “killer cops” like cold-blooded Chauvin and Kim Potter (“Karen” with a badge), taking your illuminating "police story" calls & comments. We also tell the touching tale of the “Church-Based Cuckoldry Gone Wrong” Pastor’s daughter bravely “breaking the cycle” of violence and hypocrisy, reaching out to us with great courage and generosity of spirit.

Things can get crazy, but sometimes you can wash *it* all away with a nice “Spring Shower,” the name of our post-F.D.R. #DrSuzy-Tv show featuring that first multi-squirting 2011 appearance of Texas MILF & Female Ejaculation Queen Deauxma, whose Holy Water literally hits the ceiling (and I mean the 18-foot rafters of our Downtown Speakeasy)! I also describe how I recently helped another famous porn star to squirt for the first time through erotic hypnosis, and how maybe you (or your partner) can squirt too!

And we celebrate 4/20 Honey (don’t we always), so light up as you listen in. Boom Shiva Shambalai Boom! Decriminalizing the sacred weed is something else (besides the Chauvin verdict) America can be proud of.

Want more? Read the journal and watch that wild Spring Showers show we can't show on Youtube: https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-cops-squirt-420

Need to talk PRIVATELY about something you can’t talk about anywhere else? You can talk with us… Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497.

For more information, visit https://drsusanblockinstitute.com/squirting-world

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): 29th Wedding Anniversary

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): 29th Wedding Anniversary

April 14, 2021

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality

If your orgasms are real and your diamonds are fake, your marriage will be great! That’s just one of the love life lessons of Capt’n Max’s and My 29th Wedding Anniversary show. All Aboard the F.D.R. Love Train, celebrating 29 years of lawfully married love, lust, trust, romance, revolution, hot sex, antiwar, ethical hedonism and the Bonobo Way of peace through pleasure, as we honor the kinkiest kind of human bondage there is: marriage.

We take it slow, savoring the scenery and good vibrations, as we reminisce and interact with “Happy Anniversary!” well-wishers on our various live platforms. “Most Bonobo Couple” SUZY award-winners Danièle Watts and Rawkstar Chef Be*Live call in from a parked car (while sexting us naked selfies!) for a “synchro-mystical” conversation on married sex; grooming among humans and other mammals (sadly, the word is now getting a bad rap due to its current usage as a term for beginning sexual abuse); their first time on The Dr. Susan Block Show at our wild orgiastic 24th Wedding Anniversary Bacchanal; their friend, Freckle, “making” Danièle read Being a Woman (the book I co-authored with the late Dr. Toni Grant); roleplaying a French maid in Django Unchained and rejecting foot fetishizing filmmaker Quentin Tarantino’s invitation to make out; the erotic mysteries of faux cannibalism (#EattheRich!), though Armie Hammer would taste more like baking soda than wedding cake.

It being our anniversary, I dress up in patterned fishnet stockings in solidarity with Dr. Jill Biden—whom the Rightwing ridiculously tried to slut-shame for her hosiery.

This is a 90% fun show, but we take on a few seriously harrowing subjects from raging ammosexual cuckolds to handling sexual assault. As always, we inject humor into the harrowing parts, so if you’re overly sensitive, go listen to Joe Rogaine. The only time we don’t joke is when we talk (briefly) about the Derek Chauvin trial: That onlooker saying, “You’re enjoying that!” just underlines George Floyd’s murder as an obvious case of sadistic policing. Will the verdict reflect the obvious? We’ll see…

Besides our marvelous marriage, we recall our pre-marital days, from Max’s gallery of European cougars to what I call “My Swinging Life,” soon to be a docu-series, like My 600-lb Life—but with eating pussy instead of pizza. Oh, here we go back to faux cannibalism again.

Sex scandal is all the rage, but consensual sexual expression is vital to our “mental health.” Everyone from Prince Harry to Gwyneth Paltrow is trying to improve our “mental health” these days, but how many are directly addressing the kinky parts of our well-being? That’s what we try to do on this show, and that’s what we’ve tried to do in our marriage for the past 29 years. So, relax, turn the lights down low to a nice wedding night glow and listen to this sapiosexual show…

Want more? Read the journal and watch that wild 24th Wedding Anniversary Bacchanal we can't show on Youtube: https://drsusanblock .com/29th-wedding-anniversary.

Need to talk PRIVATELY about something you can’t talk about anywhere else? You can talk with us… Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497.

For more information, visit https://drsusanblockinstitute.com/phone-sex-therapy.

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Easter Eve Res-Erection & A Cautionary Tale of Christian Cuckoldry Gone Wrong

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Easter Eve Res-Erection & A Cautionary Tale of Christian Cuckoldry Gone Wrong

April 6, 2021

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality

It’s Easter Eve as our Love Train leaves the station, so we crack open an Easter egg of revelations regarding “The Resurrection” of Jesus, Persephone, Osiris, Dionysus/Bacchus, Spring and you. Yes, YOU. Want to resurrect your erection—or just your general lust for life… and the afterlife? Listen

Springing from the glories of Gospel heaven to the depths of Christian hell, we tell the cautionary tale of Oklahoma Pastor David Evans’ cuckold “love triangle” that started in a Super 8 Motel and ended in a murder with the victim’s own gun. If you’re interested in cuckolding, listen up and learn what NOT to do! As this tragic killing, the Massage Parlor Massacre and so many others demonstrate, we need gun control—for police as well as civilians. Nevertheless, a murder weapon can be just a knee on the neck of a handcuffed prisoner struggling to breathe, as evidenced by the sadistic policing that took George Floyd’s life, now on display in the harrowing trial of Derek Chauvin. For comic relief, we have Gaetz-Gate, wherein Far-Right Buffoon Matt Gaetz tries to drag fellow Far-Right Buffoon Tucker Carlson into his own sleazy circus of sex scandal. We love to see one of Drumpf’s favorite and most obnoxious punks take a pratfall for any reason, though we’re not judging his sexual behavior until more facts emerge. When a Cuomosexual listener wants us to weigh in on the New York Governor’s scandals, all we can say is he must be thanking Jesus this Easter for the heavenly distraction of Gaetz-gate.

In light of the most recent “gender reveal” tragedy, Capt’n Max, Unscene Abe, Mariah and I deplore the multi-tiered stupidities of gender reveal parties, from jinxing your future child’s sexuality to setting your neighborhood on fire. We then take a slight detour into movie-reviewing two new “buddy films,” one being our friend and “Funniest Fundamentalist Refugee” Suzy Award winner Luzer Twersky’s star turn in the soon-to-be-released “No Name Restaurant” (about an Orthodox Jew and Bedouin’s unlikely friendship forged in the desert), and the other being Eric Andre’s Candid-Camera-ish “Bad Trip” (the Chinese finger trap scene reminds me of male bonobos resolving conflict through “penis fencing”). How are “buddy films” like these, focused on male-male bonding as opposed to male-female relationships, connected with Jesus and all those male-bonding Apostles? Was/Is Jesus bi? Aren’t we all… at least somewhat?

It’s just sexo-theological speculation; all I know for sure is that I love my Jesus Jackhammer dildo, one of the stars of our post-show bacchanal, “Easter Eve DTEASE Res-Erection on DrSuzy.Tv,” which also features Unlicensed Professionals Cat Imperio (the “Anal Artist”) and Samantha Fairley, Dayton Rains, sexy trans pornstar Chelsea Marie and amazing glam-punk sex-rock band The DTease (don’t miss it)! We also gear up for next week’s 29th wedding anniversary ride on the Love Train and, speaking of railroad romance, we’re excited for Biden’s plan to pump billions into public transportation infrastructure—including trains. Woo hoo and choo-choo! Yo Joe, we know you’ve got an Amtrak fetish, but how about throwing a bit of those billions to the F.D.R. Love Train?

Want more? Can’t get enough of that Easter Eve stuff? Want to watch the Bacchanalian videos we can't show on Youtube? Crave more deets on the Christian Cuckold Murder? Read: Read more and watch the hot videos: https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-easter-cuckold

Need to talk PRIVATELY about Cuckolding, Religious Sexual Abuse or something you can’t talk about anywhere else? You can talk with us… Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497.

For more information, visit https://drsusanblockinstitute.com/cuckold or https://drsusanblockinstitute.com/phone-sex-therapy

 

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