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Monday May 09, 2022
Monday May 09, 2022
Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality
Merry Masturbation Month, Brothers and Sinners, Wankers, Yankers, Sperm-Bankers and Monkey-Spankers… In this bubbly celebration of self-pleasure, broadcasting live from Bonoboville, we kick off the M Month with a bang, a buzz, an orgasm, a squirt and a rush of pink-and-blue May-Day-infused communal ecstasy. We also lick up some luscious Bonoboville Communion, take in a little M Month history, share funny masturbation stories and present my 8 Great Benefits of Masturbation… because self-pleasure doesn’t *just* feel good; it IS good for you... and the Earth (Masturbation is Ecosexual).
I open our blast-off into the Mmmm Month straddling the Sybian—an excellent mechanical device that, without attachments, makes me feel like I’m riding an extra-special vibrating horsey on a magical Merry-Go-Round—which I continue to ride merrily throughout much of the evening featuring Alana Cruise aka Savannah Fyre, Dayton Raines and more.
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Sunday Apr 17, 2022
Sunday Apr 17, 2022
Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality
Opening up our new Womb Room, celebrating 3 DECADES of lawfully-wedded love and sex-revolutionary marriage from our broadcast bed, Capt’n and I are back in the sack, cranking up the Mattress Madness, even as the Arcadia Politburo Kangaroo Court tries to repress our right to lie down.
Hallelujah. Praise the bed! You can do a lot on a bed, even while awake, as we demonstrate on this Bedside Chat, chatting away, showing off our April 12, 1992 Wedding Album, testing equipment, ranting, reminiscing, researching, taking selfies, making out, smoking, drinking, horsing around, reading old diaries, making new jokes, dishing silly celebrities, protesting the war(s), goosing each other, welcoming the anniversary cake, playing with the dog and more making out… all in bed! We don’t even get to the sleeping part. Though, since we’re on the F.D.R. radio Love Train, you could say we’re in the Sleeper Car. Choo-choo! Have bed will travel…
True to our motto of making love first in order to make love last—for at least 30 years—we kick off this auspicious anniversary weekend with a little lovemaking, aka sex. It was just *Old People Sex,* so nothing too strenuous, but an essential aspect of keeping lust and trust alive long-term. The older you get, the truer this is. So, have sex first (if you want to make love last), and then, if you feel like it, you can always do it again… and again (and yes, we did). Capt’n Max shoots blessed blanks, so no pearl necklaces—at least not the ejaculatory kind. But we’re both decked out in oodles of real and fake pearl necklaces, strands, earrings, belly chains and bracelets, pearls of wisdom, purity and pure silliness, the pearl being the sexy symbol of the 30th Wedding Anniversary, the lustrous symbol of lust plus trust, crystalized into a shining little ball of beauty within the 30-year marriage oyster.
Besides celebrating our own crazy long marriage, we talk about other people’s marriages. We’re inspired by newlyweds Julian Assange and Stella Moris, disturbed by Will and Jada (who gives a bad name to good cuckolding!) and even more disturbed by U.S. Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas and MAGAt Coup Queen Ginny Thomas.
Though our 30th Anniversary Bedside Chat is tons of fun, our actual anniversary at Le Meridian with its exhibitionism-friendly window plan and awesome mattress takes us right back into the Love Zone.
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Wednesday Mar 30, 2022
Wednesday Mar 30, 2022
Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality
“Art of the Teese” aired live on The Dr. Susan Block Show three years before there was a Youtube! Circa December 1, 2001—as American forces invaded Afghanistan—we preferred to “Make Kink, Not War” and penetrate the beautiful mind of one of the greatest kink models ever: the fabulous Dita Von Teese. Due to unforeseen circumstances, after the live broadcast, this remarkable interview was never posted… until now!
On the cusp of kinky superstardom crossed with mainstream celebrity when she joined me in my broadcast bed, Dita Von Teese was a fetish model, burlesque princess and budding lingerie mogul just starting to design what would grow into her multi-million dollar #DitaVonTeese brand—and all while dating controversial rock superstar Marilyn Manson.
Now, Marilyn Manson is much more controversial, accused of terrible crimes by his ex-fiancé Evan Rachel Wood and others (not Dita), which he denies and for which he has sued his accusers. Both Manson’s fans and foes may find something of interest in this in-depth interview.
This was Dita’s second appearance on DrSuzy . Tv; her first (with Mistress Antoinette) was on my 1996 interview with the one and only Bettie Page. Dita takes it to the next level in “Art of the Teese,” not only speaking freely, thoughtfully and yes, teasingly, about her life, loves and art; she also lets us tie her up… while we continue our interview (though we can't show you that part on Youtube)! Promoting the old Pink Bubble Bath Film Festival (where she was the host and I was a judge), Dita shares the kinky pleasures of vintage stockings, corsets, striptease, ballet, bondage, bisexuality, catfighting, spanking, red lipstick (a Manson fetish) and the torrid tale of her first climax. She also helps me handle callers into bondage and Dirt Devil self-love and flogs a couple of lucky audience members. Plus, she shares some very intimate details of her relationship with Manson—from first kiss to groupie games to court cases.
“Art of the Teese” is #26 in My Bedside Chat series on DrSusanBlock . Tv. Introduced by BlockFilms executive producer, Maximillian R. Lobkowicz, aka Capt’n Max live from Cannes, France, and my own erotic philosophy of teasing, it then puts the spotlight where it should be: on the dazzling Dita Von Teese, for a uniquely fascinating, in-depth look into the playful yet powerful spirit of this 21st century kink icon.
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Wednesday Mar 23, 2022
Wednesday Mar 23, 2022
Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality
Ever get the feeling you’ve seen this movie before? I have, and it sucks. I really don’t want to see it again, and I’m pretty sure you don’t either, unless you get off on war porn. Yet here we are seeing it again… and again.
At least, we have good sex to keep us warm and somewhat happy to be alive!
Well, some of us do. Capt’n Max and I are so blessed, but on this live 3/19/22 broadcast, we remember March 19, 2003 as the start of Bush’s “preemptive” invasion. I called it the Rape of Iraq, and in retrospect, it seems like a blueprint for Putin’s current Rape of Ukraine. Besides monstrous death and destruction, the “collateral damage” of these rapacious, loser wars includes the Rape of Free Speech by Big Tech against so-called “disinformation,” which winds up destroying the work of a lot of great leftists, like our friend Abby Martin.
Not that we spend this whole show mired in war, censorship and bad sex. We also talk about good sex! We get set to celebrate almost 30 years of sexy lefty marriage, first-time sex and orgasms… did I mention orgasms? And EARgasms (this is radio) that lead to braingasms (maybe a sexual revelation!) and hopefully heartgasms that will help us to Be BONOBO and open our hearts to our friends and so-called enemies, to stop the violence against one another and the health of our home, the Earth.
More topics:• Almost 20 years ago, as Dubya dropped “smart bombs” on Baghdad, we brought Art Bombs to Cannes: American Libertines for Peace. A month later, as Bush put on that silly flight suit to preemptively declare “Mission Accomplished,” we accomplished more by parasailing in Cannes.• Question: Did Putin see Bush’s Rape of Iraq as a playbook for his Rape of Ukraine?• Ammosexual “war porn” of guns, missiles, jets and aircraft carriers is everywhere while regular porn is demonized and women’s sexuality comes under “Handmaid’s Tale”-style attacks. Yikes!• In a rare conflict, Max calls American Republicans “Soviet,” while I say they’re not like the Soviets (who tried—and failed—to practice communism), but more like the Russian Tsars that Putin admires. Well, we practice Bonobo Conflict Resolution: kiss and make-up (it works)!• The only thing Putin hates more than Communism is wrinkles. Thanks Botox maker AbbVie for making Putin crack! I’m against some sanctions that hurt the Russian poor, but a Botox Sanction is perfect!• So much for skin-smoothies… onto Sex Tips! Jake (22) calls in from Indiana for help with “first time” sexual intercourse. There’s a first time for everything, but there’s only one first time for anything; you never get to have a second first time, so hopefully, our ideas for good sex and romance will make it a beautiful experience for Jake and his GF. • Sarah Ann, who asked me to help her quick-on-the-trigger BF on last week’s “Be BONOBO” show, writes back with a success story, “Hey Dr. Susie [sic], I wuz the one with the one minute man who dont last. we did what you said and made him push dat rope and it worked!!! Now we have good nubbin! THANX YOU SO MUCH” [sic]• “Richsplaining”—when someone who was born rich tells you how to get out of poverty. This is the Mother of Disinformation.• Arcadia continues to harass Bonoboville, which isn’t as bad as being bombed by Putin, so we are not complaining! Well, actually we are. And in the midst of our complaints, our electricity goes out! So, we wonder—in the dark—where are we? Caught in the new WWIII? Censored again? Is the Arcadia Politburo after us? Are the Russians coming?• We talk pearls, symbol of our impending 30th wedding anniversary, gem of Aphrodite, representing the clitoris, the pearl in the luscious oyster of female genitalia, not to mention that pre-come “pearl” that emerges from some guys. • Happy Spring Equinox! Vice is coming to Bonoboville right after our anniversary, then we’re off to DomCon 2022 where I will deliver “Make Kink Not War: Be Bonobo,” then it’s “Good Morning New Haven!” for my Yale reunion, and then back for another birthday, kicking off a Bonobo Summer of Love—after two straight years of Coronapocalyptic isolation. Not that we haven’t enjoyed the erotic hibernation, but it’s time to get out… maybe. There’s always the possibility we’ll be bombed by Putin, shot by neo-Nazis or felled by the latest oddly-named strain of Covid. Meantime… enjoy the show!
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Wednesday Mar 16, 2022
Wednesday Mar 16, 2022
Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality
Rumbling through the fog of war, violence, pestilence and greed, we fear no evil, guided by the light of peace, love and good sex along the bumpy but beautiful Bonobo Way. Be Bonobo. Save the Humans. It’s about sharing power and peace through pleasure, like the bonobos, something we humans have found elusive, much to the detriment of most of life on earth. The news is appalling, the sky is falling, so, in a way, there is nothing to say. But we do have a lot to talk about, for instance…• With our 30th wedding anniversary coming up, Capt’n Max and I reminisce about falling in lust over our mutual opposition to a very popular war (Gulf War 1)—and here we are in another one. To be fair (to the millions murdered), there have been a lot of wars in between, all for the greed of the Military-Industrial Complex and its cheerleader, the Media. Though we didn’t actually stop any wars, our antiwar romance has flourished and grown into our Bonoboville community and more.• Meanwhile, violence, war, murder in Ukraine, Yemen and at the NY Museum of Modern Art rise like floodwaters of blood, Ammosexual War Porn gushing across our screens as Russian billionaires play “Hide the Yacht”• We realize that while I read Nancy Drew for the female empowerment, Max saw the plucky young detective as a sex symbol. So bonobo!• Lots of sex tips this show! Danicka calls in from Texas for a mini lesson in how to slow down an eager lover via erotic teasing, and I give Sarah Ann, whose quick-on-the-trigger boyfriend explodes in her mouth before she’s even warmed up, premature ejaculation “combat” techniques.” I also suggest she give him a “snowball.” Questions, explanations, reactions and snowball fights ensue. • Sarah Ann, whose quick-on-the-trigger boyfriend explodes in her mouth before she’s even warmed up, gets a lesson in premature ejaculation “combat” techniques,” also prompting me to suggest she give him a “snowball.” Questions, explanations, reactions and sexy snowball fights ensue. • Cute Karl Marx-reading Grimes—having had a second baby with Elon Musk after their alleged break-up—is dating Wikileaks Whistleblower Chelsea Manning, and hopefully, those two hot girls can siphon some of that Musky Money into freeing Julian Assange.• Celebrity Idiocracy crossed with Billionaire Hypocrisy Gone Wild: Kim Kardashian’s latest *advice* to budding businesswomen: “Get your f*cking ass up and work. It seems like nobody wants to work these days.” How dare she? Skete-Pete Davidson, please keep Kim K’s mouth filled with snowballs so she can’t speak such vile nonsense. • More dramatic erotic readings of Daniele Watts (DaLove) poetry inspired by F.D.R. and if anyone can “Be Bonobo,” it’s BeLive and DaLove.• We support the Ukrainian people, but American Russophobia is getting out of hand. Youtube just took down all of Abby Martin‘s historic “Breaking the Set” episodes on RT (Russian TV). Censorship is ballooning. Soon we won’t be able to find each other…• As I write this, we're on the cusp of Purim and St. Paddy's Day which we usually celebrate with bacchanals which we’re now featuring as throwbacks. So “Sláinte” and “L’chayim” ya'll! And whatever you do, through the darkness, confusion, war, war talk and relentless war porn, keep your faith in sex and don’t lose touch with your sexuality, your life force, your LOVE force, the essence of your being. #BeBonobo.
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Wednesday Mar 09, 2022
Wednesday Mar 09, 2022
Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality
“Stop the World! I Want to Get Off” (that old Swingin’ Sixties musical) told the subtly anti-capitalist tale of a man so obsessed with success, he can’t fall in love. “What kind of fool am I?” he croons. And what kinds of fools are WE - at least those of us who run this money-and-power-mad world that communicates through bombs, war and sex-negativity? Well, here on F.D.R., we say NO to war and occupation, and YES to kink and copulation! Or masturbation (we’re not fussy), depending on your pleasure and opportunities. It’s still a Ukraine Love Train like last week, but now that the horrific novelty of attack has turned into the depressed reality of war, we’re just looking for a way out of World War III. Stop the War! We Want to Get Off (in every sense of “getting off”)! Not that it’s our “choice,” but we do have a lot to say about it, as well as other burning topics of love, war, sex, politics and the Bonobo Way, and…
• Capt’n Max wonders just how “crazy” Putin is and if it might be a good idea to have him droned.• I prefer incapacitation to assassination, describing my recurring dream of an irresistible Russian Domme-y Mommy who seduces the Putin Monster, ties him up—maybe fisting him (a listener idea) or Bootin’ Putin (another listener idea!) to keep him compliant—then takes away the nuclear codes, and stops the war… so we can get off. • Since last week’s Ukraine Love Train was virtually a Putin Hate Fest, this ride we more seriously consider NATO’s role in the current mess.• The Captain and I reminisce about how we fell in love through our mutual opposition to the first Gulf War, producing “Desert Susan” and embarking upon 30 years of kinky antiwar marriage.• Happy International Women’s Day! #GoBonobos for Ketanji Brown Jackson on track to becoming our first black female SCOTUS. I want to know her measurements which, I realize, is inappropriate, but Tuck “The Cuck” Carlson wants to know her LSAT scores, which is racist, misogynist and dumb. • The Playboy Catfights are heating up! Former bunnies are feuding over whether they had a good or bad time at the Playboy Mansion—or maybe they had a good time that they later realized was bad—especially when interviewed by a scheming, dirt-seeking A&E “Secrets of Playboy” producer. Having spent many fun, silly nights at the Playboy Mansion, I’d find the whole Bunny Battle hilarious, if it wasn’t trashing a dead man and another sign of our increasingly neopuritanical culture. • John Oliver’s awesome piece on SEX WORK decrim. • Happy Birthday Rawkstar Chef Belive! And Django Unchained actress Daniele Watts responds to my KINK article, and the Make Kink Not War show they called in on with a couple of eloquent essays, plus posts an amazing photo of herself naked in a Putin mask, leaning back in Belive’s arms as he holds a phallic baguette between her legs for “Trump,” played by Tim Sewell, to service, on The Dr. Susan Block Show, and writes “War is the public play of those that believe public erotic play is indecent.” Amen and Awomen!• “Make Kink Not War” vs “Share Kink Not War” ?• “Love is Brave,” a new art show (Feb. 12 – March 20) presented by Stacey and Megan Valnes at 1712 Ocean Park Blvd. Santa Monica, features works by Scott Siedman, the “Kinky Michelangelo.” • Vice TV will soon film a documentary about us because we are “icons.” Want to be part of it? Call us at 626-461-5950 and ask for Max.• DomCon 2022 is coming, and I will be presenting “Make Kink Not War: The Bonobo Way” Be there!• Stop the War, we want to get off—as in get out of the war, as well as come, baby, come, baby, CUM! Turn swords into plowshares and bombs into vibrators. Sounds crazy, but no crazier than these crazy warmongers.
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Wednesday Mar 02, 2022
Wednesday Mar 02, 2022
Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality
Like anyone with a brain, we’re going insane from Putin’s Rape of Ukraine. Of course, our poetic angst is nothing compared to the Ukrainian people being attacked by this power-mad bully. Trumpty Dumpty calling Putin a “genius” is just one bully impressed by a bigger bully. As always, we’re for peace, love and The Bonobo Way, though we admire the Ukrainians’ passionate resistance to tyranny.
Putin claims that Ukraine is run by “drug addicts and Nazis,” but their President is a Jewish Comedian. Putin’s unprovoked attack has turned Volodymyr Zelensky, the “Little Yiddishe Comic Who Could,” into a remarkable real-world leader, and the joke is on Putin. Sort of. Who knows how the whole horrific situation will evolve or (more likely) devolve? By the time you listen to this podcast, all the news could change—hopefully to peace and diplomacy… with good sex for all—especially Putin, who seems to need some nookie… gagged and straitjacketed. Though it could all go the other (nuclear) way…yikes!
To help us make “sense” of the crisis, joining Capt’n Max and me on the “Ukraine Love Train” is multiple SUZY award winner Luzer Twersky, recently in Ukraine making “Dovbush,” a film in which he plays the Baal Shem Tov, founder of the Hasidic movement, giving us a very intense, personal glimpse into what is happening in Ukraine right now, updating us with friends’ messages & Telegram newsflashes.
Sorry this show is more about war than love, though we do talk wartime sex, makeup sex and sex workers in Ukraine - plus NATO’s unsexy “Poking the Bear” provocations. Also, it opens quite lasciviously, with Max spilling his beer in a gush of foam. And our anthem is still: “Make KINK Not War!”
Speaking of which, thank you Xbiz for a nice review of KINK: Another Guide for the Perplexed (with apologies to Maimonides). And don’t miss my State of the Sexual Union address 2022. Of course, that other State of the Union is important, but so is sex, love and the antiwar Bonobo Way of peace through pleasure.
Being antiwar is not an easy position right now, with almost everyone salivating to fight “the Russians.” It was not easy during Vietnam (ask Jane Fonda), nor the first Iraq War, nor right after 9/11, but we were antiwar then and we are antiwar now. We were proven right then, and we are right again: War is NOT the answer.
Maybe kink will save the day. Putin once claimed (absurdly) that there are no gays in Russia, so perhaps the shock of seeing that the Ukranian military is tracking Russian troop movements by monitoring Grindr will awaken this foolish imperialist bully from his toxic war trance.
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Friday Feb 25, 2022
Friday Feb 25, 2022
The State of the Union is important, especially now(!). But what about the State of the SEXUAL Union? As the imperialist bullies of the world & the MSM wage war, let's not forget LOVE... and sex. With that in mind, give a listen... Following a rousing reception to my 2021 “State of the Sexual Union” address, I returned to Active Radio with host Hartley Pleshaw on WCAP-AM 980 in the Massachusetts Valley to deliver a new State of the Sexual Union address for 2022. Broadcast live 2/12/22, this special V-Day weekend address and interview focused on some of the major themes and events of the past year, including ~The ongoing Coronapocalypse, and how singles and couples are navigating the difficulties and opportunities of pandemic sex... ~2022 improvement: We don’t have a grifting, sociopathic narcissist in the White House, but we do have a geriatric neoliberal corporate military industrial complex cheerleader, which is only marginally better... ~The 1/6/21 Insurrection and its noxious aftermath... ~The Afghan war and the monstrous American Military-Industrial Complex... ~The Massage Parlor Massacre and the general rise in misogynistic ammosexual violence and discourse... ~Andrew Cuomo, #MeToo and the backlash... ~Joe Rogan, Jordan Peterson and the masculinist incel movement... ~Why distinguished leftist journalist Chris Hedges “plague of pornography” campaign is dangerously misguided... ~Neopuritanism rising on the Right and the Left... ~Toxic masculinity and toxic femininity... ~The American Conservative and the misogynistic Sexual Counterrevolution... ~The atrocity of Julian Assange still being imprisoned... ~Small wins for sex last year: Onlyfans flipped and Stormy Daniels won her suit against Michael Avenatti... ~The ominous anti-sex, anti-Free Speech “EARN IT” act is worse than the proven-to-be-bad SESTA/FOSTA acts... ~Happy Lupercalia, the original pagan Valentine’s Day, and Happy World Bonobo Day! Help save humanity’s closest great ape cousins, the bonobo chimpanzees, from extinction – and release your inner bonobo for better sex and a better life... ~Follow The Bonobo Way of ecosexuality, female empowerment and male well-being, antiwar activism, sharing, caring and peace through pleasure...For more click: https://drsusanblock.com/active-radio-2
Listen to My “I Have a Fantasy” speech on FDR Radio’s Valentine Fantasies & Neopuritanical Nightmares: https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-valentine
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