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F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Masturbation Nation

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality
But The End is never far, and it’s Bon Voyage to Love Boat Captain Gavin MacLeod (gone at 90), a religious Christian but randy romantic who gave me this great interview at the Hollywood Show 2014: https://youtu.be/iD7t_GOdWRE
The Church was great for Captain Gavin, but it has been horrific, in countless cases, for Native Americans. We also mourn the American Indigenous genocide: 150,000 First Nation children separated from their parents and forced into Church-run Hells like Kamloops Residential School in Canada where 215 remains were just discovered. And wasn’t the treatment of indigenous tribes in the U.S. at least as bad? 
How to end these societal inequities and corporate Perma-Wars? We just “keep on truckin’” and trying… and masturbating! I’m sure Karl Marx masturbated, as did Groucho. It's part of what it means to be human, and to accept it in ourselves and others is part of what it means to be humane.  
Brothers and Sisters, Lovers and Sinners of all Masturbation Nations around the world: Whether your particular nation condemns masturbation as a sin or just calls anyone who does it a “sex addict,” we all do it, at least sometimes (or even several times a day!).  We are One World in Wanking. 
Don’t miss our post-show throwback, “Masturbation Not Occupation,” featuring antiwar activists, musicians, politicians, comedians and porn stars, including Brittney Blaze who squirts up a patriotic storm for Da People.  It’s Holy Water, Brothers and Sisters. Squirt for Peace! Amen and Awomen
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F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Make Self-Love NOT War!

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality
This lusty locomotive roars out of the station with Capt’n Max raging against gun violence, followed by my kinky but fairly simple solution: Shoot the gun between your legs! Seriously, we Americans should stop denigrating sex (including solo sex) and fetishizing guns. Otherwise, we’ll all shoot ourselves in the foot—and the head—in an ammosexual orgy of gun, bomb, knife and knee violence at home, as well as in America’s (and our mercenary client state Israel’s) wars and occupations abroad. This is one reason we’re celebrating Masturbation Month 2021 as if our lives depend on it—because they do. If we don’t go The Bonobo Way, we’ll all die in a hail of bullets—and I don’t mean the cute little vibrators.
Masturbation denigration begins at home, influenced by the original “influencer,” that old-time religion, We take a call from Adriana who grew up in no-premarital-sex Evangelical “purity” culture, but is finding freedom through masturbation and other sex-positive exploration. Mariah chimes in with her similar experience growing up Catholic. Then we take a call from U.S. Army Captain Chris who loves mutual masturbation (so do Capt’n Max and I!) and graciously tolerates my severe criticisms of his employer, the Military-Industrial Complex. I take a moment to lament how the Woke Mob (with whom I often agree) has thoughtlessly ruined one of my favorite words to describe how mammals take care of each other, “grooming.” When asked by scandal-starved listeners, I offer my views of Gates-Gate AND Gaetz-Gate, as well as Matt Gaetz Wingwoman/Wingnut Margarine Taylor Greene’s latest anti-Semitic inanities. Speaking of anti-Semitism, it’s on the rise, sadly but unsurprisingly. Blame it on Israel, and I do. Masturbation Not Occupation!
So, I’ve “come out of the closet.” #JewsforPalestine! It began when I was 16 and impulsively ditched my Camp Ramah tour group activities to jump on a motorcycle with a handsome Palestinian boy who took me on a tour of Old Jerusalem and kissed me in the Garden of Gethsemane. When I asked where he was from, he replied, “Here,” and thus commenced my Palestinian education… Listen to this story and much more on this edition of F.D.R…
Need more? Go Bananas for bonobos and give The Bonobo Way for Masturbation Month, Gay Pride Month, Kink Month or any month at all! And don’t miss this week’s post-show throwback: "Porno Charlie Sheen Masturbation Month Orgy," which just goes to show how a little self-pleasure can turn into an orgy - featuring Evan Stone (as Charlie),, Eric John (with whom I share a special *moment*), Vicki Chase, the late great Hollie Stevens, aka Hollie Wood, Jamey Janes and “Charlie Sheen’s Porno Adventure” director Jim Powers. When we broadcast this show live in May, 2011, Sheen was at the top of his crazy Tigerblood game, flanked by high class sex workers, acting like the Hunter S. Thompson of sitcom TV. Except Charlie Sheen is no Hunter S. Thompson. When he revealed he was HIV-positive in 2015, he threw his loyal sex worker pals under the bus. F*ck da Rich! But don’t bite the hand that f*cks you, Charlie Rich. But that’s now, and "Porno Charlie Sheen Masturbation Month Orgy" is from then, way back when.
There’s more—so much more! Watch what we can’t show you on Youtube and read My Journal: https://drsusanblock .com/fdr-selflove-notwar
Read “Shemah Yisrael” on Counterpunch: https://www.counterpunch.org/2021/05/21/shemah-yisrael/
All the *royals* are opening up about their "mental health" these days, from Prince Harry to Lady Gaga. Maybe you should too! But you might want to do it privately. Remember, sexual health is an important part of mental AND physical health. If you need to talk about something you can’t talk about anywhere else, call our Therapists Without Borders anytime: 213.291.9497.

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Sticky Situations

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality
Rolling through mid-Masturbation Month 2021 on the Self-Love Train, the virtual DrSuzy.Tv reunion keeps on strumming along with Capt’n Max, Unscene Abe, Mariah, the Bonoboville Crew and SUZY-award-winning Clubhouse moderator, MILF/MFA Rhiannon Aarons going loco-motive, and the seats get sticky when “Sticky: A Self-Love Story” filmmaker Nicholas Tana hops aboard for some sapiosexual masturbation liberation and sex-education conversation, eargasmic revelation and good vibrations. Plus we talk about his new Dr. Joycelyn Elders film, “Firing the Surgeon General.” Also hopping on the Self-Love Train is Hollywood’s sexiest socialite Amor Hilton, aka “Baby Block” (no, I’m not her real Mom; it’s just roleplay), though she’s actually doing more “Boom Boom” in the Womb Room (and backdoor) with tattoo artist Eric Wurx, than wanking. Amen and Awomen, Brothers and Sisters: Amor is in Amor!
Mid-show, I take a break from the Mmmm Month merriment to get serious about Israel’s shameful ongoing occupation, compounded by its recent war crimes in Palestine, all financed and supported by our own U.S.A. Sorry if that breaks your stroke stride, but sometimes you—and in this case I—have to speak out against atrocities, so I do!
We also touch upon Gates-Gate which, though Bill Gates identifies as “bonobo,” isn’t exactly a turn-on either. However, it’s a good excuse to sing “Can’t Buy Me Love.” Then we get back to sharing sensual solo-sex confessions, eargasmic self-pleasure tips and good vibrations… But still, gotta say:
MASTURBATION NOT OCCUPATION… even in Sticky Situations!
Our Post-show throwback is “Masturbation Liberation” featuring a dazzling cast of characters, including Lotus Lain, who confesses her delightful *sins* of self-pleasure to her Mother Confessor (c'est Moi!), then rides the Sybian to multiple orgasms, and gives a begging cuckold submissive, “Cuck Steve,” a taste of the domination and humiliation he craves, comparing his size (in chastity) with gigantic Rome Major.
There’s more—so much more! Watch what we can’t show you on Youtube and read My Journal: https://drsusanblock .com/fdr-sticky-situations
Need to talk PRIVATELY about something you can’t talk about anywhere else? Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497.

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Masturbation Cowgirl

All Aboard the Self-Love Train, straddled like a Sybian by the Solo-Sex Cowgirl. Merry Masturbation Month, all you Fappers and 21st Century Flappers roaring into the new Roaring 20s, when soon we’ll be back into orgies and cuddle puddles. But in these in-between times (is she or isn’t she… vaccinated?), self-pleasure is the safest way to go, and if you need a hand (mentally), listen to these sapiosexual “confessions” of orgasmic discovery as hog-floggers and muffin-buffers confess to me, their Mmmm Month “Mother Confessor,” which is fitting since it’s also Mother’s Day which in Bonoboville is also MiLF Day.
Joining us in the Confession Booth is real-life MILF/MFA Rhiannon Aarons, plus several other DrSuzy.Tv alumni. Gorgeous porn star Ana Foxxx confesses her complex relationship with sex toys, especially Love Dolls, and tells the tale of her first self-love experience… with a doorknob! Exquisite erotic entertainer Natassia Dreams describes the intense orgasm she had with a sex toy that really hit her P-spot. Oooh la la! We also hear Jonny Menton’s tale of being accused by his British boarding school Master (bator?) of “masturbation proselytizing” (he was doing no such thing)—all of which sounds kinky and traumatizing, and really hits home for me since, as a self-love-positive sexologist, I really do practice “masturbation proselytizing.”
Toys are great, but some people (and children!) see guns as toys. What if we made sex toys more acceptable and guns less acceptable? We’d all be happier, more satisfied and a lot less likely to die. A Redditor reports they caught their boss doing it with a rotisserie chicken! Gross, but not as bad as a mass shooting. We also get into Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl and how not to bust his Bronco. And we gossip about Bill and Melinda Gates calling it quits after 27 years. How can we not? Though we don’t even know about the salacious Epstein speculations. We’re just always rooting for long-term love. We do have a soft spot for Bill because he says, if he were a nonhuman animal, he’d be a bonobo. How about donating a billion or two to help save your bonobo cousins from extinction, Bill?
The post-show throwback, “Masturbation Exploration,” is phenomenal, featuring Amor Hilton, Odette Delacroix and Penny Jean riding the Sybian like Kinky Cowgirls on a big bucking bronco that never breaks.
Watch what we can’t show you here and read the Journal: https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-masturbation-cowgirl
Need to talk PRIVATELY about something you can’t talk about anywhere else? You can talk with us… Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497.
For more information, visit https://drsusanblockinstitute .com/guided-masturbation
 

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): May Day, International Workers Day & Masturbation Month Kickoff 2021!

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality
It’s a trifecta of fiestas: May Day, International Workers Day, and the first sacred self-loving day of Masturbation Month 2021. Brothers and Sisters, Wankers and Monkey-Spankers, Workers of the World—and that includes Sex Workers—Unite! Smash your chains (unless you’re into bondage)! Break out the Maypoles, Hitachi Magic Wands, Communist Manifestos and lube! It’s also almost Cinco de Mayo, so break out the salsa (just don’t confuse the lube with the salsa)! Feliz Masturbación de Mayo!
And take this bonoboësque, sapiosexual, party ride on the Love Train, as we pick up “Most Well-Rounded Kinkster” SUZY award-winning MFA, MILF and “hot art teacher,” Rhiannon Aarons (who recalls our threesome with me and a big phallic green gourd named Gourdy), and more, telling tales of first-time masturbation experiences along with our most recent which, in some cases, happened just before the show!
Origin Storytelling begins with May Day, rising up from the prehistoric Floralia like a joyously erect Maypole. International Workers' Day, the ultimate F*ck Da Rich Fest, declared in 1889 by the Socialist/Communist Second International, commemorates Chicago’s “Haymarket” workers’ revolt. A century later, Masturbation Month was proclaimed by my late great mentor Dr. Betty Dodson and Good Vibrations, honoring U.S. Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders, fired for saying public school sex education could teach that masturbation is a good safer sex option. If only President Bill Clinton had listened to Dr. J’s advice… See why self-pleasure is so important—not just for you—but for the world? So, go bonobos (yes, bonobos do it too), and give yourself a hand. You Do You. Celebrate the month of May…
Slight tangent: California Governor Gavin Newsom’s ill-advised French Laundry dinner is kind of like Clinton’s bad-judgment BJ. Newsom should have dined at home, and Clinton should have masturbated alone. Still, that was no reason for Clinton to be impeached, nor for Newsom to be recalled!
Our sizzling post-show throwback features sexy Savannah Fyre (now Alana Cruise) kicking off “Masturbation Month 2016” with a bang and a sparkling Spring squirt. I also present the 8 Great Virtues of Masturbation. Virtues? Yes, indeed, denigrated as “self-abuse” for centuries, now we are calling it what it is: self-pleasure. It feels good. And it is good. But what is it good for? Listen and learn…
Wankers of the World Unite! Want more? Watch what we can’t show you here and read the Journal: https://drsusanblock .com/fdr-masturbation-month-mayday
Need a Hand…. Or just need to talk PRIVATELY about something you can’t talk about anywhere else? You can talk with us… Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497.
For more information, visit https://drsusanblockinstitute.com/guided-masturbation

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Wank Don’t Shoot!

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality
Deadly ammosexual shootings—from both police and civilians—continue to shatter America, but it’s almost Masturbation Month, so just shoot the gun between your legs! Seriously, You DO You. So much safer and more fun for all!
Need inspiration? Hop aboard another bonoboësque joy ride on the Love Train as we celebrate “guilty” verdicts for that sadistic murderer with a *jealous cuck* knee. Unfortunately, Chauvin’s unchecked sadism isn’t rare in America’s racist, ruthless policing system, where a police academy instructor can tell cadets that a “perk” of being a cop is that after killing a “bad guy,” you’re likely to have “the best sex” ever. As a #sexologist, I’m all for folks using quirky things as aphrodisiacs—but not killing someone!
We also talk about Montana Governor Greg Gianforte’s pro-Kill bill; U.S. out of Afghanistan (Masturbation Not Occupation!); Armenian Genocide survivor and fellow Bohemian Yalie, Col. Jirayr Zorthian, and the Dance of Zorbacchus; NYC DA Cyrus Vance, Jr. (another Eli) will no longer prosecute sex workers… sort of (thanks for the tip, Veronica Monet); Caitlin Jenner’s Cali Governor candidacy explodes like a “gender reveal” party bomb; more fun details in the ongoing story of the LAPD's unwarranted "raid" on the Speakeasy (in 2001) for which we won a settlement; the "Orgasmic Meditation" (OM) situation at "One Taste"; The Supremes to hear arguments about the “F” word (F*ck Censorship!); and more!
And we get ready for the Merry Masturbation Month of May 2021 with our sensational sapiosexual post-show throwback, “Collegiate Masturbation Month 2017,” featuring UCLA Satyr Magazine Editor-in-Chief Sarah Crosthwaite, Satyr writers Rachael Frank and George Gutten, “Most Bonobo” Suzy Award-winning porn star Riley Reyes—who gives a special M Month Hitachi Magic Wand demo—plus Riley’s GF Amelia Jones—who also happens to be a sophomore at UCLA (Go Bruins!), Suzy Award-winning “Most Bonobo Couple” Danièle Watts & Rawkstar Chef Be*Live, trump surrogate Cali Cuck (whom we spank for having the worst First 100 Days ever), Aaliyah Corsets, Ikkor the Wolf and my beautiful assistant Gypsy Bonobo. Listen to the Classical Greek Self-Pleasure Origin Story.
Watch what we can’t show you here and read the Journal: https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-wank-dont-shoot
Need to talk PRIVATELY about something you can’t talk about anywhere else? You can talk with us… Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497.
For more information, visit https://drsusanblockinstitute.com/guided-masturbation

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Killer Cops & Squirting 4/20

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality
Happy 4/20 Honey! Just in time (we really need that weed)! Well, t least killer cop Derek Chauvin was convicted (woohoo!), but America is still one big 3.8 million-square-mile shooting range masquerading as a country. From cops to crazy people (with lots of crazy ammosexual cops), Americans are shooting to kill their fellow Americans… like crazy! So... ditch that madness & hop aboard the F.D.R. Love Train! No tickets required & you’re free to get high. Just shoot the gun between your legs—peacefully, consensually & maybe with a nice squirt. It’s The Bonobo Way of peace through pleasure, not the Ugly American Way of death through murder.
We toke as we talk about “killer cops” like cold-blooded Chauvin and Kim Potter (“Karen” with a badge), taking your illuminating "police story" calls & comments. We also tell the touching tale of the “Church-Based Cuckoldry Gone Wrong” Pastor’s daughter bravely “breaking the cycle” of violence and hypocrisy, reaching out to us with great courage and generosity of spirit.
Things can get crazy, but sometimes you can wash *it* all away with a nice “Spring Shower,” the name of our post-F.D.R. #DrSuzy-Tv show featuring that first multi-squirting 2011 appearance of Texas MILF & Female Ejaculation Queen Deauxma, whose Holy Water literally hits the ceiling (and I mean the 18-foot rafters of our Downtown Speakeasy)! I also describe how I recently helped another famous porn star to squirt for the first time through erotic hypnosis, and how maybe you (or your partner) can squirt too!
And we celebrate 4/20 Honey (don’t we always), so light up as you listen in. Boom Shiva Shambalai Boom! Decriminalizing the sacred weed is something else (besides the Chauvin verdict) America can be proud of.
Want more? Read the journal and watch that wild Spring Showers show we can't show on Youtube: https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-cops-squirt-420
Need to talk PRIVATELY about something you can’t talk about anywhere else? You can talk with us… Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497.
For more information, visit https://drsusanblockinstitute.com/squirting-world

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): 29th Wedding Anniversary

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality
If your orgasms are real and your diamonds are fake, your marriage will be great! That’s just one of the love life lessons of Capt’n Max’s and My 29th Wedding Anniversary show. All Aboard the F.D.R. Love Train, celebrating 29 years of lawfully married love, lust, trust, romance, revolution, hot sex, antiwar, ethical hedonism and the Bonobo Way of peace through pleasure, as we honor the kinkiest kind of human bondage there is: marriage.
We take it slow, savoring the scenery and good vibrations, as we reminisce and interact with “Happy Anniversary!” well-wishers on our various live platforms. “Most Bonobo Couple” SUZY award-winners Danièle Watts and Rawkstar Chef Be*Live call in from a parked car (while sexting us naked selfies!) for a “synchro-mystical” conversation on married sex; grooming among humans and other mammals (sadly, the word is now getting a bad rap due to its current usage as a term for beginning sexual abuse); their first time on The Dr. Susan Block Show at our wild orgiastic 24th Wedding Anniversary Bacchanal; their friend, Freckle, “making” Danièle read Being a Woman (the book I co-authored with the late Dr. Toni Grant); roleplaying a French maid in Django Unchained and rejecting foot fetishizing filmmaker Quentin Tarantino’s invitation to make out; the erotic mysteries of faux cannibalism (#EattheRich!), though Armie Hammer would taste more like baking soda than wedding cake.
It being our anniversary, I dress up in patterned fishnet stockings in solidarity with Dr. Jill Biden—whom the Rightwing ridiculously tried to slut-shame for her hosiery.
This is a 90% fun show, but we take on a few seriously harrowing subjects from raging ammosexual cuckolds to handling sexual assault. As always, we inject humor into the harrowing parts, so if you’re overly sensitive, go listen to Joe Rogaine. The only time we don’t joke is when we talk (briefly) about the Derek Chauvin trial: That onlooker saying, “You’re enjoying that!” just underlines George Floyd’s murder as an obvious case of sadistic policing. Will the verdict reflect the obvious? We’ll see…
Besides our marvelous marriage, we recall our pre-marital days, from Max’s gallery of European cougars to what I call “My Swinging Life,” soon to be a docu-series, like My 600-lb Life—but with eating pussy instead of pizza. Oh, here we go back to faux cannibalism again.
Sex scandal is all the rage, but consensual sexual expression is vital to our “mental health.” Everyone from Prince Harry to Gwyneth Paltrow is trying to improve our “mental health” these days, but how many are directly addressing the kinky parts of our well-being? That’s what we try to do on this show, and that’s what we’ve tried to do in our marriage for the past 29 years. So, relax, turn the lights down low to a nice wedding night glow and listen to this sapiosexual show…
Want more? Read the journal and watch that wild 24th Wedding Anniversary Bacchanal we can't show on Youtube: https://drsusanblock .com/29th-wedding-anniversary.
Need to talk PRIVATELY about something you can’t talk about anywhere else? You can talk with us… Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497.
For more information, visit https://drsusanblockinstitute.com/phone-sex-therapy.