The Dr Susan Block Show

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): @DrSuzy Queens, Crimes, Sex & Circuses

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality
The Queen is Dead. Goddess Save the Queens!  And a Happy Self-Love September to all who mourn, celebrate or simply don’t give a fig. As the Love Train rolls out of the second Elizabethan Era into the Great Neo-Feudal Unknown, we receive the news that Queen Lizzie’s dead… but are we ready for His Majesty, the Tampon King, inserting himself into the center of this extravagant cosplay circus of power, opulence and international thievery with a history of colonialism and genocide, known to all as the British Royal Family? Will Charles III be more like Charles II (“the Merry Monarch”) or Charles I (executed by the Roundheads of Parliament)? What about Harry and Meghan and the Prince of Pegging? What about the poor, the people whose human rights “The Firm” has trampled, their ancestors killed, enslaved, colonized, burglarized and brutalized for The Crown? These are our fellow humans whose "job" it is to embody the idea that some people are born into privilege and should live in luxury and rule by birthright whilst the rest—that means you and me—should kneel, obey, pay-pay-pay and enjoy the gossip rags. The Brits worship their Crown Royals like the ancient Greeks did their Gods and Goddesses, but why do Americans care about the Queen? Why do we care about the Kardashians? What is it about “influencers”? Hollywood? Personality politics? What is at the root of these often toxic cults of celebrity? And what about tRump? Sir Donald, Baron of Bullshittery and the never-ending Trump Crime Family Circus give the Royal Crime Family a run for their stolen money in pulling off the “Greatest Grift on Earth,” juggling Top Secret documents, leaping through fiery lies, and inciting armies of clowns, many of them heavily armed and dangerous. No Big Top is big enough for so many clowns, so they are running and shooting through the streets. And did we mention the HEAT? Climate Catastrophes are here… Mid-show, Bob calls in from Oregon to get out of the HEAT, ask a few questions about self-pleasure, share his amazing ejaculatory prowess and celebrate Self-Love September with a Live On-the-Air Self-Loving orgasm! Capt'n Max, aka Prince Maximillian Rudolf Leblovic di Lobkowicz di Filangieri (deposed on both sides) also honor Queens of all kinds, Queen Bees, Queenly Bonobo Matriarchs and Drag Queens. Unlike the Proud Boys (who are obsessed with them), we curtsy to really fine Drag Queens. 
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Happy Labia Day @DrSuzy

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Happy Labia Day 2022! Labor Day became “Labia Day” for the FIRST TIME on this September 5, 2015 show live from Bonoboville on DrSuzy.Tv. Why Labia Day? Unlike May Day, Labor Day was never a truly authentic holiday for labor, aka the working class. So, we decided to read between the lines—and lips—of Labor Day to find a similar, onomatopoetic, but far more bonoboësque name for this early September day off from the daily grind, as I opened up my Womb Room for our very first Labia Day (puns intended)!
Thus, a great, new holiday blossoms like a Georgia O’Keeffe flower in the verdant Garden of Bonoboville, as we celebrate those ubiquitous, but mysterious and always absolutely fabulous, fleshy doors to female pleasure and wonder… and labor. A lady’s nether lips “go into labor,” along with the rest of her reproductive system, in giving birth. Other times, they tease, please, open, close, squirt and explode in orgasmic ecstasy. 
It's particularly poignant to re-release this historic Dr. Susan Block Show celebrating female genitalia in all its glory, power (power to the labia!) and vulnerability, now in 2022, when sexuality is under attack and American women’s Constitutional right to abortion has been ripped away from us by a radical right wing Supreme Court that probably never looked up-close at a nice pair of labia in their NeoPurtian lives.
Little did we know the repressive future on our first Labia Day featuring the delightful Dayton Rains showing off her world-famous labia in multiple positions, expertly licking my lucky labia and, in that great U.S. presidential intern tradition, smoking a cigar through her labia! Dayton’s exhibition inspires the rest of us to exhibit our own labia, along with the Wondrous Vulva Puppets, and a bottle of yummy Kinky Liqueur incorporated into our traditional Bonoboville Communion rites. Our First Labia Day also features Biz Bonobo, Chelsea, Ikkor the Wolf, Luzer Twersky and his puppy (no, not her labia).
Of course, Youtube, which is not Labia-Positive, won’t let us show you our labia. So this version is heavily censored.  But you might enjoy the slideshow of PG images from Labia Day mixed with our friendly advertisements. I know, it’s not the same. So, if you love labia, I suggest you watch the First Labia Day uncensored here (youtube also won’t let us provide links, so you have to figure it out): https://drsusanblock.com/labia-day
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F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich) @DrSuzy Spanking the News

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With the “Show Me” State of Missouri now in a “Spank Me” State of Misery—bringing corporal punishment, aka beating children, back to public schools (!), we feel it’s a good time (once again) to differentiate “erotic spanking” or impact play—which is a great form of recreational kink for consenting adults—from punitive spanking or paddling, which is a terrible way to “discipline” children. Nevertheless, school districts in the Great States of MO, TX, LA & more are once again spanking children who “misbehave.” This, even as they ban books, dumbing down the next generation from top to tush. Not everyone on the Love Train agrees with Capt’n Max & Me that spanking kids is wrong (such a divisive issue!), but we resolve our conflict in a Bonobo Way when I give our Birthday Gal Ana—a consenting adult—a celebratory Birthday Spanking right on the air. Joining us in Twitter Spaces, Chris G from NJ celebrates his graduation, spreading The Bonobo Way of Peace Through Pleasure, and riding our F.D.R. “rocket” into the wonders of space (outer and inner)! We also talk student loan forgiveness (the GQP doesn’t like it because they want #BodiesBodiesBodies and for YOU to be so poor you have to join their military); “The Beauties & Bautista” live from the Soul of Old DTLA; Jeff St. Claire & Jean-Jacques Rousseau on spanking; how we can get Biden to Free Assange and why we’re not sorry to see Liz Cheney go—even though she tried to take down tRump. So do we! And here we are, spanking and trying to beat Trump again and again—in words and pictures—as the FBI, the DOJ, the State of NY and even FOX-TV take turns spanking Trumpty Dumpty who will soon—hopefully, finally—have a great fall. Crrrrack!
Read more prose and watch the show(s): https://drsusanblock.com/spank-the-news 
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Beauties & The Bautista @DrSuzy Wrestle with Desire

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It’s a tag team smack-down in the Womb Room with the amazing Dave Bautista, aka “The Animal,” aka “The Beast,” in one corner, and a Bevy of Beauties in another. Dr. Suzy is referee in this erotically epic contest of libido-wrestling, muscle-flexing, stripping, pole-dancing, BJ tournaments, orgasm races and a wild, face-to-crotch, upside-down, WWE maneuver known as the Batista Bomb. Though Bautista keeps his pants on (but not his shirt!), we “unleash the Beast”… in a Bonobo Way. Broadcast live 12/10/2011 on DrSuzy.Tv, Dave was just shifting from “Batista” (his WWE Champ name) to Bautista (his real name), promoting his acting role in The Man with the Iron Fists, a stepping stone toward playing the iconic Drax in Guardians of the Galaxy. A real-life Angel (Angela Sommers) puts The Animal to the test, plus Destiny Dixon, Samantha Saint, Victoria White and Daisy Delight all put up a good fight for Bautista’s beleaguered libido—and put on a spectacular show—but does it work or does the Champ stays true to his GF? Watch and find out! Also includes Anthony Winn, co-creator of Stripperella with the late great Stan Lee, creating new art (of Dr. Suzy!), and the Speakeasy rocks out into a wild after-party of sex, fun and wrestling with naked angels… because aren’t wrestlers and porn stars—the beauties and the beasts—among the greatest real-life comic book characters we know?
Read Dr. Suzy’s blog: https://drsusanblock.com/beauties-bautista-wrestle 

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich) @DrSuzy TRUMP NUKES… & Sustainable Sex

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Deal Makers and Dictators of the Global Marketplace: COME to Mar-A-Lardo for the Deal of the Millennium: Trump Nukes!  Yes indeed, our Conman from Queens, aka “FPOTUS,” has hawked Trump Steaks, Trump University, Trump Vodka (Putin’s fave), Trump Wine (aka Trump Whining), Trump Airlines, Trump Casinos, the Trump Presiduncy (misspelling intended), all mega-failures and con-jobs.  And now here’s the Trump thing to end all Trump things…and maybe all life on Earth: Trump Nukes!
No, not Trump Nudes (Putin has those). We’re talking (on this show) about the Top Secret Nuclear Documents uncovered in the Trump Raid, and whether or not—having pocketed $2 Billion in oil-soaked Saudi cash from his BFF, MBS (aka Mohammed Bone Saw) for his “private equity firm” —former First Son-in-Law Jared Kushner is the Mole.
We also talk Religious Fascism and the attack on Salmon Rushdie, freedom of expression and JK Rowling. Mid-show, a random caller turns out to be a poster boy for irreligious, antifascist, male-male, purely recreational and very sustainable sex: “Justin” calls in looking for phone love as he enjoys self-love. Speaking of dicks, we also learn that Kate’s nickname for the #PrinceofPegging is “Big Willie,” and we bid farewell to Jeffrey “Zoom Dick” Toobin (he should have called us for Phone Sex Therapy) now finally finishing--I mean leaving CNN. 
I also share a bit of intriguing correspondence about bonobo female reproductive choice, alpha male reproduction, beta male recreational sex and the Bonobo Way of peace through shared non-reproductive pleasures with my favorite primatology couple, Dr. Brian Hare and Vanessa Woods, authors of Survival of the Friendliest (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-XrqSV9j5Q). Wow, talk about sustainable sex!
And of course, Capt’n Max and I celebrate the Trump Raid—just the tonic for toxic Post-Trump Sex Disorder!—with a little orgasmic sustainable sex of our own. Yes, it’s sustainable! The only Big Oil involved is a big jar of coconut oil.
Read more prose and watch the uncensored shows: https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-trump-nukes
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Hot Summer Kink @DrSuzy with GasMaskGirl

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We broadcast “GasMaskGirl Summer Kink” live during the very hot summer of 2018, though it’s now hotter than ever. Looking into my crystal ball, I predict everyone will soon be masking up, and now here we are. At the time, I felt we were inhaling the toxic ashes of an incinerating civilization, so we’d all need gasmasks just to breathe. Covid is a little different—germ warfare waged by Mother Nature against us for destroying her—and we’re in facemasks instead of gasmasks—but still it’s a very prescient show! It’s also a very sexy, funny show featuring latex-clad GasMaskGirl’s Coralee Summers, cute “Buddha Ho” pornstar Eva Yi (father from China & mother from Taiwan, showing they can get along!), wry Philly comic Lamar D. Sol,  sensuous sexual healer Shana Lay, hot model Larissa and Bonoboville’s favorite rapper Ikkor the Wolf, plus a surprise visit from award-winning actor Luzer Twersky. It’s quite a varied bunch, but we all get along like bonobos—chatting, stripping, OTK spanking, dancing, foot fetish fun, ice cube play, bondage, boob therapy, latex, Bonoboville Communion, telling funny stories and arguing. Hey, conflict is the spice of life. The key is to resolve conflicts in peace through pleasure. It’s the Bonobo Way. For the most part, sex is “sustainable” pleasure, especially when you compare engaging in sexual activity with other human pleasures, like food, driving, sailing, flying, gaming and just about everything else we do for fun. I’m talking recreational not procreational sex which is actually at the root of a lot of human problems. Too many people. No offense to all the beautiful people and their spoiled kids, but Mother Earth is hemorrhaging from the weight of all the teeming, gas-guzzling, plastic-using humans—more than when we did this show! We also spank our surrogate tRumpy—gagged on the Russian flag!—for his Space Farce, among other things and we cheer AOC for supporting sex workers’ rights, predicting (also correctly) that she will win her seat in Congress. Also on display: a tRump Puppy Pee Pad by the artist Jeffrey Vallance. #GoBonobos
Of course, we have to censor this version for Youtube. Watch it all uncensored and free on DrSuzy-Tv: https://drsusanblock.com/gasmaskgirl-summer
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F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): @DrSuzy The Prince of Pegging & the Sheriff of Beatings

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All Aboard F.D.R. as Capt’n Max and I penetrate the Tunnel of Love, exploring Sleeper Car sex, “Pulling a Train”—with Consent, of course—and the fine art of “pegging” with a special focus on the “Prince of Pegging.” Guess which Royal we’re talking about! Hint: It’s not that Prince who fantasized he was a tampon inside his lover’s vagina (that’s the Prince of Begging) nor the one with the Princess of Montecito nor the one who was BFFs with Jeffrey Epstein. His Highness (His Heiny?) Prince WILL get pegged occasionally, according to rumors, and maybe this is why the upright Prince William walks like he’s got a stick up his butt… because he literally does. Perhaps a discreet, tampon-sized butt plug (like father, like son, but in reverse) is what keeps him serene during those long regal ceremonies. In any case, Kate is fine with it, and so are we. Actually we love pegging! (though for Max, who’s also Prince Lobkowicz di Filangieri, it’s a royal pain in the butt); it’s the Royal Family Corruption that bothers us (alongside the popular #PrinceofPegging hashtag is often #AbolishtheMonarchy). Though truth be told, we Americans have a worse Royal Problem than the Brits, with our billionaire Family Values, pampered celebrities, rampant nepotism and politicians who command princely sums brimming with Royal Corruption, thanks to the Supreme Court’s Citizens United ruling.  We also condemn fake “progressive” LA Sheriff Alex Villaneuva for his Deputy Gangs, homeless sweeps and the sadistic beatings in LA’s infamous Twin Towers Jail (Max tells stories of having seen Sheriff-approved jail beatings like this firsthand). Finally, we dive into the riveting tale of a poor little tRump supporter who’s not as bad as most – maybe BECAUSE he receives excellent Phone Sex Therapy from the Dr. Susan Block Institute. Mitigate your MAGAt ways The Bonobo Way with a little sex therapy (you know you need it!) & listen to this sapiosexual and very sex educational (especially if you’re into anal) radio podcast.
Read more prose and watch more shows uncensored and free on DrSuzy-Tv: https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-PrinceofPegging
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F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): @DrSuzy Coup Anon Kink

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A “Coup Anon” is when QAnon tries to do a coup, and—love it or loathe it—America’s got a Coup Anon Kink. So hop aboard the Love Train as we explore the political, comical, Christofascist and calamitous kinks of the American “Coup Anon” Crusade. It’s depressing—at least for anyone not a billionaire—though I personally am no longer depressed, partly because I got some deep rest. Of course, depression can always return, so I don’t keep guns in the house. As guns get easier to obtain, thanks to our Supreme Injustices, the murders and mass murders mount—and that’s not “mounting” in the fun way. Good thing most of those depressed cosplay-clown Coup Anon’ers weren’t carrying guns on Jan 6, 2021, or the “Rape of the Capitol” would have been a bloodbath. The hearings show us Clown Commander Trumpty-Dumpty, sitting in the White House watching his Coup Anon unfold like a giant wrestling match on Fox TV, hoping they’d soon call him in to declare Martial Law and be crowned President for Life. Once he realized his “wild” Coup Anon was failing miserably, he reluctantly agreed tell his hordes to go home, but not that he lost the election. He also appears to have poisoned the Secret Service, turning a couple into Coup Anon accomplices. And then there’s Coup Anon lieutenant Josh Hawley, the erotophobic Senator from Missouri who recently boasted, “I’m not gonna cower, I’m not gonna run,” as footage went viral of Chickenhawk Hawley running away from the Capitol-crashing Coup Anon’ers—just after he’d fist-pumped them into a fighting frenzy. As Capitol Cop Michael Fanone put it, “Josh Hawley ran like a little bitch.” Though that's an unintended insult to girl-dogs, sissies and women who take no shit, it's an apt description of the cowardly fist-pumper from Missouri. But will anyone important—especially the Big Orange Cheesebrain—be held accountable for this criminal Coup Anon? 
We also talk about Public Access TV—which had more Free Speech than YouTube—and which I’ll soon be discussing on HBO (!), the Climate Criminal KarTRASHians (especially jet fuel-spewing Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott), yummy Armie Hammer and cannibalism kink, the unconscionable extradition of journalist Julian Assange and how we really need to quit this Coup Anon Kink Crusade and just “Be Bonobo” on The Bonobo Way of peace through pleasure, ecosexuality, female empowerment, male well-being, great consensual sex and sharing everything.
Read more prose and watch the shows uncensored and free on DrSuzy-Tv: https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-coup-anon-kink
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