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F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich) @DrSuzy An Anti-Zionist Hanukkah for Palestine & the Victims of Henry Kissinger

Hanukkah's not so “Happy” as Israel's bombardment of Gaza is far too dark for even the world’s largest menorah to brighten. So, I sing a Hebrew prayer for Palestine as I light the Hanukkah candles for my “Anti-Zionist Hanukkah for Palestine the Victims of Henry Kissinger” on FDR, & I tell the Hanukkah Story, noting interesting parallels between Syrian Greek King Antiochus’ occupation of ancient Judea & Zionist Netanyahu’s occupation of modern Palestine, +between the Maccabees & Hamas, as well as the passionate desire for OIL (olive oil or natural gas) & the urgent need for the miracle of peace, The Bonobo Way. Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & S3xuality!  Capt'n Max and I also light the Hanukka, Hanuka or Chanuka (take your pick) candles for Henry Kissinger’s millions of innocent victims, one of whom was my friend, the great Oscar-winning Cambodian star of “The Killing Fields,” Haing S. Ngor (RIP). And we watch former DrSusanBlock-Tv guest Rabbi Shmuley Boteach “terrified, running for [his] life” down a Tel Aviv hotel hallway, half-naked (wearing nothing but a towel), making a mockery of the thousands of Palestinians running through the rubble with nowhere to go, as Zionist bombs destroy their lives. Maria calls in on Callin to say Amen & Awomen to our Anti-Zionist Hannukah prayer for Palestine as well as Haing S. Ngor (“The Killing Fields” is one of her favorite films), and she sings two more SUZY award-winning songs.  We also share sexy, lefty memories of many sizzling “Hot Wax Hanukkah” bacchanals in Bonoboville. Check out those HOT, dripping DrSuzy-Tv shows and my (hopefully) illuminating prose: https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-antizionist-hanukkah
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F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich) @DrSuzy Thanksgiving, Spanksgiving, Deep Throat Galore & No More War!

Seasons Beatings! Pr. Max & I take the Gravy Train—still digesting Thanksgiving—or the Day of Mourning for the native tribal peoples of America who were slaughtered, their land stolen by the Pilgrims, as surely as the natives of Palestine are being slaughtered, their land is stolen by the Zionists of today. Thus—though I'm thankful for the heartwarming Israel/Hamas hostages-for-prisoners exchange, AND for the fabulous feast created by Chef Gideon—I generally prefer Spanksgiving to Thanksgiving in Bonoboville. The Bible says, “Spare the rod & spoil the child.” I say: “Spare the child & use that hot rod to spoil your (consenting adult) lover with just the kind of spanking they enjoy.” Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & S3xuality!  Spanksgiving is more reality-based than Thanksgiving, as it’s far more likely that our Pilgrim ancestors practiced the rites of Spanksgiving than the mythical love-in with the Wampanoag Native Americans that we’ve come to call Thanksgiving. Pilgrim & Puritan spankings, paddlings, whippings, floggings, “stocks & bonds,” “tar & feathering,” “public disgrace” & witch-hangings—which our witchcrafty audience finds particularly distressing this FDR—were, of course, totally nonconsensual atrocities delivered with sanctimonious relish, often to punish sexual transgressions. Now they’re making terrible “comebacks,” like corporal punishment in schools & torture in prisons. But consenting adults can share kinky healing pleasure in roleplaying such colonial crimes. It’s our duty to spank booty for Spanksgiving! Speaking of booty, don’t miss my “Deep Throat does LA” multi-media extravaganza—now online in all its multi-splendored glories. (https://drsusanblock.com/deep-throat-la)  The Deep Throat logo is a kiss & caller Maria’s Callin avatar happens to be her own ruby lips wrapped around a fortune reading “You look happy & proud.” Maria’s sensuous descriptions of her TG cuisine remind us that eating is an oral pleasure, her singing is an aural pleasure & the bonobos are happy & proud to give thanks & spanks The Bonobo Way!  Be Bonobo: Save the Humans! Make Kink Not War - Make Love Not War - Check out more prose & shows: https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-spanksgiving-2023
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F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich) @DrSuzy Happy 80th Birthday Max + Ceasefire Now: Be Bonobo!

It’s our first ride on the Love Train since Capt’n Max’s 80th birthday & the 9th anniversary of The Bonobo Way (my 2014 bday gift to Max) so Max and I are celebrating with senior sex (it keeps you young!), medical fetish (the night nurse slipping into bed with the bday patient), bacchanalian parties, singing Christian callers & evocative reflections on 8 great decades of a bonoboesque life. Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & S3xuality! It’s also Naughty November, but Max can’t get birthday spankings in his wheelchair, so I spank adorable Amor Hilton & Fawnia Realtor (80 times!). Other Max Bday Soiree standouts include Ana’s taquitos, Dragon's Captain’s hats, JD’s declarations & much more, everyone celebrating Max’s amazing life. Though soon celebrations give way to lamentations on this FDR, as Netanyahu & the Zionist branch of the American War Machine continue to bomb Gaza into a deathscape of cataclysmic proportions.  Much as we—& billions more (including our friend Abby Martin whose “Gaza Fights for Freedom” is a must-see)—scream “Ceasefire Now!” our leaders are too busy raking in the cash from the Military Industrial Congressional Complex, aka the American War Machine, to listen. Speaking of the War Machine, it's also Veterans Day, which started as Armistice Day, celebrating peace after WWI, the notorious “War to End All Wars,” but the wars didn’t end, they became Perma Wars, & we turned Armistice Day into War Day, aka Veterans Day, honoring military force & death. Also: my Vice piece reaches 265K & our ammosexual Christian Nationalist Speaker of the House MAGAt Mike Johnson blames school shootings on teaching evolution & credits Covenant Eyes p0rn-monitoring system in which his “accountability partner” was his son (yikes!) for solving his p0rno problem. More lamentations of our dystopian world & celebrations of our beloved Prince Maximillian Rudolph Leblovic di Lobkowicz di Filangieri (Happy 80th!) ensue.. Be Bonobo: Save the Humans! Go Bonobos, read more prose, see more shows & check out the party pics: https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-max-birthday-bonoboway
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F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich) @DrSuzy Ceasefire NOW for a Bonobo Halloween

Flying over Full Moon on my Vibrating Broom, I deliver my spooky s3x-positive Ode to Halloween to spark the scene as well as our newest Bonoboville road, “Poet Avenue"... Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & S3xuality!   So, it’s been 3 weeks since “Israel’s 9/11” when Hamas horrifically attacked Israel, & then Israel horrifically attacked Gaza, which it is still attacking & attacking… in a frenzy of atrocity after atrocity. On this FDR, I join the voices of fellow anti-Zionist Jews saying, “No! Not in our name! Ceasefire now.” But how? Friends of Bonobos (with Lola ya Bonobo) invited me on a backstage tour of the San Diego Zoo bonobos, so Max & I held a “Peace Summit” with the quintessential peacemakers: the bonobos. Seeing them made me even more certain that peace is the way - even in Palestine…. Ceasefire for Palestine! Ceasefire for the hostages... Ceasefire for Israel! The only ones who won’t benefit from a ceasefire are Hamas, because Hamas feeds off of everyone’s outrage over Israel’s war crimes. Bibi Netanyahu is dead wrong (of course). The best thing Israel can do now is offer to negotiate with Hamas, to neutralize the “enemy” with peace, like bonobos... Part of our Bonobo Peace Summit involved dining at the wonderful Palestinian restaurant, Fairouz, recommended by a Callin listener who took our mutual friend the great Abby Martin there after screening her film “Gaza Fights for Freedom.” Fairouz is also an art gallery filled with vibrant paintings by Ibrahim Al Nashashibi, whose brother Sami Al Nashashibi (of one of Jerusalem’s oldest Palestinian families) is an excellent host, his broad smile seeming to stretch across the great divide between Palestine & Israel, Muslim & Jew; with love, art, poetry & great food. My brother Steve & sister-in-law Tiya also took us to the Fish Market where we slurped up fresh oysters, said to be aphrodisiacs. Sounds fishy, but they did trigger great sex—great disabled, senior sex, that is—later at the hotel. Or maybe we were just inspired by the bonobos, but it was delicious AND orgasmic, in that order. Max felt so good, he almost tossed his wheelchair off the balcony. We also visited "Embracing Peace," aka “Unconditional Surrender” or the “Kissing Statue,” more proof that The Bonobo Way of peace through pleasure works for human apes too. It’s worth a try. Give Peace a Chance! Make Love Not War Make Kink Not War! Be Bonobo: Save the Humans! Ceasefire Now! Check out more prose & shows: https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-halloween-2023
 
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F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich) @DrSuzy Kinktober Love & War

It’s our first FDR of Kink Month 2023, so Capt’n Max & I are set to let our kink flag fly & recap the amazing Abby Martin’s art party, which we do—but that’s not all we do… Hours before showtime, Hamas attacked Israel, killing 100s of Israelis & taking dozens of hostages in what many call “Israel’s 9/11,” its bold ferocity demonstrating Israel’s breakdown in so-called “intelligence.” In response, Israeli forces are bombing Gaza, murdering 100s of Palestinians with vengeful vows of war & more war. I'm pretty shaken up about it, so I talk about it, but there’s no simple solution to this war or any war, except never to start a war, occupation or apartheid colonization in the first place, no matter how “holy” the land. Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & S3xuality!  Make Kink Not War! That’s the Bonobo Way & my motto every day—especially in the kink-positive month of Kinktober—though wars are not kinky, at least not by my definition, which involves consenting adults only. Indeed, war is the opposite of kink, though gruesome *war p0rn* floods our media. I talk about learning a lot about the brutal apartheid nature of the Zionist occupation of Palestine from none other than Abby Martin whose “Gaza fights for Freedom” & other Empire Files documentaries are excellent reports on the plight of Palestinians. Capt’n Max *discovered* the amazing Abby Martin back in 2014 on the once-great RT (Russian TV), & then I invited her on The Dr. Susan Block Show for a remarkable interview. Last year, Abby & Mike Prysner interviewed Dr. Suzy on their Dosed Show about sex, violence & the Bonobo Way & a couple years earlier, she talked politics & cuckolding on Media Roots with Abby’s brother Robbie Martin. Abby & Mike also attended our erotic-verging-on-orgiastic Bonoboville Reunion, so yes, you can see them (mostly in the background) on our ViceTV piece (now over 225K views!) So, we were delighted to join Abby & Mike at their art show & going away party at Queerspace Little Secret.  What a fun time dancing, chatting & ogling Abby’s gorgeous abstract art. I was honored that Abby gave me “Hell Yeah,” one of her most beautiful paintings, as a gift. What a good time AND also an aphrodisiac, at least for Max & I. Even though, thx to Max’s shingles, we can’t touch each other’s most intimate places right now, we managed to have a little orgasmic sex right after the party & before this show. Go Bonobos for disabled senior sex! Great music is the soundtrack to great sex, & sweet sounds played a big part in Abby’s party. Go Bonobos for Max Collins of Eve 6, Mz Neon, Metal Mother, Televangel + DJs Succubus & Infernx! Music also plays a recurring role in this FDR podcast, starting with Max in the afterglow warbling “I’m in the Mood for Love.” Then moving onto the return of Brady calling in from Texas to sing his new song (part of his upcoming antiwar album), “Just Say No to NATO.” But the best singer is Brady’s SUZY Award-winning dog Rufio crooning to the moon, “Just Say Noooo to NATOOooooo.” Other subjects on the Love Train include Olivia Wilde, niece of late great Counterpunch publisher Alex Cockburn – pronounced Cohburn, not cock-burn—though we have a field day with that pronunciation; coconut oil (good for cock burn); GW Bush & the Yale Skull & Boneheads, plastic in our water; & the terrible attacks on Ekolo ya Bonobo. Stay tuned for our arbitration against Zuck the META cuck making mega bucks off our exploitation & then rewarding our hard work with deactivation. And Be Bonobo. Even if we can’t stop wars in the Middle East, Ukraine or anywhere in this war-torn world, we can at least make our voices heard - unless we’re censored... Well, we can at least Be Bonobo & make peace through pleasure in our own lives. It’s a start! Happy Kink Month 2023! It may not seem like it for sooo many reasons, but it really is a better time than ever to… Make Kink Not War. Check out more of my prose & shows: https://drsusanblock.com/kinktober-2023
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F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich) @DrSuzy Freed OM

From Lauren Boebert’s push-up bra to John Fetterman’s hoodie, we talk about Senators & Congress members exercising their freedom of attire. How about togas like the Roman Senators wore (a caller proposes)? Then our U.S. Senators’ clothes might match the great Greco-Roman columns that adorn our Capitol, suggesting that we too live in a Greek-style democracy, which is really more of a Roman-style empire, pampering its patricians with tax cuts, obscene wealth & power, giving us plebeians “Bread & Circuses” while eroding all of our freedoms, except the freedom to consume hoodies, push-up bras & whatever else our maxed-out credit cards can carry… Is freedom-to-buy the best freedom we can get? One of our most vital freedoms that is under attack is freedom of speech - an ongoing topic of this rollicking ride - & Free Speech is what we are fighting for in our battle with META, the throbbing heart of the American Censorship Industrial Complex that is monopolizing & controlling human discourse more every day in increasingly digitized world. Since META unjustly terminated my Facebook & IG accounts, I've been fighting—mostly fruitlessly—for explanations & restoration. Now I am taking Zuck & META to arbitration! Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality! Midway through the Tunnel of Love, we pick up Daniele Watts (aka DaLove) & Chef Belive (now BeLove), calling from—of all places—Freedom, California. They share a fantastic tale of sharing free love in a most Bonobo Way behind a laundromat right there in Freedom AND they’re making a film, “BeDaLoveLight Wedding,” about different kinds of love—eros, agape & philia. Oh, those amazing Epicurean Greeks! And oh, those lovely bonobo sapien lovers, DaLove & BeLove, practicing Tantra in their car & living in Freedom, aka Freed OM (mani padme hum.)  Or as Capt’n Max wonders, “Are we talking freedoms or Free Doms?” We also continue celebrating Self-Love September (actually, we celebrate self-love all year) as well as our Vice TV piece on my Phone Sex Therapy surpassing 200,000 views & we address Russell's Brand, Wenner's wiener, Murdoch's mess & the poor woman sentenced to two years in Nebraska prison for helping her daughter find abortion pills. Aiding & abetting this heinous sentence is META, which turned in mother & daughter’s “private” FB messages. So, not only is META the world’s biggest censor, they’re rats. Check out my META arbitration statement: https://drsusanblock.com/meta-arbitration-statement  and more prose & shows: https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-freed-om
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F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): @DrSuzy Urban X-pats

My urban X-pedition to the Urban X Awards mid-hurriquake for sex education’s sake flows through this show like a red-carpeted river of love. Praise be to the heroes of free X-pression in the center of today’s storms of repression.... Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality! Into the storm drops Trumpty Dumpty, Big Egg of the Trump Crime Family & Rico racketeering mob boss of the legal beagle Batman Villains Club, MAGAt cult leader, & leading Republican 2024 Presidential candidate, on an urban X-pedition to Atlanta’s Fulton County Jail for Indictment #4, & all the mug makers are putting the Mango Mugger’s mean mug shot on their mugs... as another racist ammosexual incel murdered multiple humans spraying a Dollar Store in Jacksonville, urban center of Ron DeStupid’s Florida where sex is censored & racism empowered with “permitless concealed carry” laws. Armed killers are on the loose, & some of the worst wear badges. RIP Joan Meyer, 98-year-old Kansas owner of the Marion County Record who confronted the police from her walker as they raided her home, bravely calling them “a**holes” engaging in “Hitler tactics” which they were, ordering them to “get out,” but they didn’t, & the next day, she died of cardiac arrest… The Censorship Industrial Complex via TikTok censored anti-imperialist Mint Press News; I know the feeling, being currently censored by YT, FB & IG which we are taking into arbitration… Calls come in from Reza, Chris & “Hybrid Bonobo”… Speaking of apes, I reveal 8 million year old breaking news that our human ape ancestors migrated from Anatolia, Turkey ?! Meanwhile, my Vice TV piece, flaws & all, has over 160,000 views! Back to my Urban X-ploration & the urban center of Kiev, Ukraine where Luzer Twersky plays the Baal Shem Tov in "Dovbush" finally on the Big Ukrainian Screen with air raid sirens blaring (now that's "urban")! Peppered with tales of Max & my amazing urban adventures in DTLA & the Urban X Awards where I was nominated for “Most Popular Sex Educator”—won by one of our favorite urban guests, Sinnamon Love! Kudos to  Urban X for courage, great taste & a good time—not to mention a stimulating topic on this fun-for-all FDR! Read more prose & see some amazing urban shows: https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-urban-x-patsNeed to talk privately? Call Our Therapists Without Borders anytime: 213.291.9497. We're here for YOU. 

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich) Talking to Max

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