The Dr Susan Block Show
F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich):Halloween Fantasies vs. Spooky Realities

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich):Halloween Fantasies vs. Spooky Realities

October 27, 2021

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality

Season’s Beatings! We’re creeping up on a haunted, hot Halloween climax to Kink Month 2021 with a big “boo” from BOOnoBOOville on the Love Train, sharing “Halloween Fantasies vs. Spooky Realities.” 

We start with some fantasies, like seductive strangers; sex with Satan; sperm-wars-fueled cuckold desires; Jehovah’s Witness Catwoman adventures; Squid Game beds (without the bullets); Witchy dreams that take me flying around the Womb Room on my Magic Dildonic Vibrating Broom (the vibrations make you fly)…

What about spooky realities? Like being killed by your boyfriend (RIP Gabby Petito), or a Hollywood film star (RIP Halyna Hutchins), or a charming war criminal (RIP to victims of Colin Powell’s charming lies), an officious inspector (Good Morning Arcadia!), a scared cop (way too many to name), a dumb drone (lookout!)… Aaaaaggggghhhh! Fantasy is safer… yet fantasy feeds reality, like scary entertainment inspires future killers. 

They say “sex sells,” but in our ammosexual culture, gore sells more. 
Squid Game is pretty gory, but we appreciate the dystopian theme and surreal sets, especially the one with 500 beds. Apparently, the Arcadia Zoning Politburo inspectors are not the only ones afflicted with Mattress Madness. Meanwhile, here in BOOnoBOOville, we’re just trying to survive the collapse of capitalism, as well as steer humanity’s future closer to The Bonobo Way than a Squid Game.

A witch’s brew of funny, sexy, scary stories flow down the tracks of this show, along with my traditional Halloween “Ode to Scary Sex,” to get you into that sexy hex-y Samhein spirit. And don’t miss this week’s throwback, our star-studded, orgiastic, bacchanalian and wild “Magical Para-Pervy Halloween 2016 Kink Month Climax in BOOnoBOOville.” Ah yes, those were the days of carefree trick-or-treats and orgies…

Read more prose and watch the shows (that are too kinky for Youtube): https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-halloween-fantasies-spooky-realities 

Need to talk PRIVATELY about something you can’t talk about anywhere else? You can talk with us… Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497. We’re here for YOU.

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich):  Kink Month Smack in the Middle (2021)!

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Kink Month Smack in the Middle (2021)!

October 22, 2021

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality

Cruising down the crack of Kink Month, we explore various kinks, fetishes, fantasies, peculiarities and love styles including…
• Trumpty Dumpty’s recent unprompted proclamation that he’s *NOT* into “golden showers”—which really means he IS… and the not-so-hidden meaning of MAGA is “Make American Golden Again”!
• My yummy, messy take on Tiktok Sploshing—now in Screenshot Media, with lots of scrumptious excerpts from Splosh ‘n’ Art Speakeasy Journal!
• My thoughts on straight male Sugar Babies seeking Sugar Daddies—now in Mel Magazine—plus Capt’n Max’s true tale of being propositioned by a Hollywood Sugar Daddy!
• How Jeff Bezos shat Shatner, his 90-year-old Star Trek Sugar Baby, into space in his chode-shaped rocket, then sprayed him with unwanted champagne (well, he who pays sprays!)
• That Hooters controversy over their new thong shorts!
• Kinktober being Striketober!
• Caller Gabe taking my advice and getting his best “sock job” yet!
• Turning love into “Loooooove”…!
• Wikileaks Journalist Julian Assange still in prison over nothing
• Arcadia Zoning Politburo still harassing us… over nothing.
Soooo much ado about nothing, even with the Big Something—Climate Crisis—staring us down, along with wealth inequality and war (including the wars at home). We choo-choo through all of it—the good, the bad, the comic, the erotic and the horrific—on the Love Train.  Actually, it’s the Looooove Train; Listen and find out why!

And don’t miss week’s fabulous, ultra-kinky throwback, “Kink Month 2016 SMACK in the Middle: Bday Spankings, Canings, Medical Play & Beating Trump with the Bonobo Way!” featuring Madame Sydney Jones, performing intricate medical soundings (ouch!) and sternly spanking, as well as caning, a variety of butts, including tRump (played by Harry Sapien)!

Read more prose and watch the shows (that are too kinky for Youtube): https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-kink-month-smack 

Need to talk PRIVATELY about something you can’t talk about anywhere else? You can talk with us… Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497.

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Kink Month Continues with Mattress Madness & a Big Tech “Bag of Rats”

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Kink Month Continues with Mattress Madness & a Big Tech “Bag of Rats”

October 13, 2021

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality

Our second great Kink Month ride of 2021 choo-choos through the Tunnel of Love down the Bonobo Way of peace through pleasure, female empowerment, male well-being, organic kink and sharing resources with our beautiful kinky friends and lovers in an equitable sustainable society on a clean Earth.

Of course, that’s the ideal and, as Capt’n Max says, the ideal is the enemy of the real.

The reality is 1) We’re being harassed by the city of Arcadia’s mattress-mad zoned-out Zoning Politburo; 2) We miss seeing our old friends in this crazy Coronapocalypse (mask up, Comrades!); 3) Oil spills and climate catastrophes are roiling the world, 4) The rich are getting richer and the poor are getting killed; 5) We’re being censored for WORDS by every Big Tech platform (this show triggered Reddit for some unspecified erotophobic reason) and… 6) “Politics is a bag of rats”… with a hat tip to Matthew McConaughey. Two of those rats are Joe Manchin of the floating mansion and Kyrsten Sinema, the colorful, wine-loving, LGBTQ version of that rat-infested Floating Manchin. Actually, many things feel like a bag of rats these days, or the rats are in the alley, or maybe we’re all just big-brained rats skittering around on this sinking ship of fools for clickbait...

Shades of 1984, but don’t panic! Just hop aboard and enjoy the ride as we celebrate Kink Month and appreciate our supporters in our fight for our rights with the Peeping-Tom Politburo of the lovely little village of Arcadia. Some of those supporters appear in this week’s ultra-hot post-show throwback is Kink Month 2 (from 2016): the Arts of FemDom Politics & Pain, featuring 3 Queens of Kink, a troika of extraordinary specialists in erotic pain infliction and management, Mistress Porcelain Midnight, Sheree Rose and Rhiannon Aarons. We also get a very special blast-from-the-past phone call from incomparable porn star of porn stars, Dayton Rains!

Read more AND watch the throwback that’s too kinky for Youtube: https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-bagofrats

Need to talk PRIVATELY about something you can’t talk about anywhere else? You can talk with us… Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497.

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich) Kink Month Kickoff 2021

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich) Kink Month Kickoff 2021

October 6, 2021

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality

Happy Kink Month! Hop on the Love Train for some kinky sex, kinky politics, kink-positive sex therapy and kinky bonobo love. We also review our nonconsensually kinky Kangaroo Court hearing before the Arcadia city inspectors’ *politburo* circling the wagons around their own peeping-tomfoolery and unseemly interest in what we do in bed.

Kicking off Kink Month 2021, we explore the meaning of kink, a few of the many different types of kink, bondage as a bonding experience, kinky orgasms, spanking therapy, cougar kink, latex fashion and, now in the Coronapocalypse, kinky masks do double duty for fun and safety. As soon as I heard about Kink Month (via Hercules Liotard), shortly after the Stockroom invented it, I began celebrating, and this week’s throwback is our very first Kink Month Kickoff (2015) featuring the adorable Loni Legend, as well as Dayton Rains doing a very kinky reenactment of the Monica Lewinsky cigar-smoking scene you won’t see on “Impeachment ACS.”  Gabe in LA calls in for tips on how to better enjoy his “Sock Job” with his girlfriend, and Smokey in Texas (no relation to the Texas Biblethumper who swears the Lord commanded him to “sacrifice” five people in his hotel room) calls in tell Capt’n Max to “keep Dr. Suzy in line.” Listen to how I turn that around to make Smokey get “in line” like a good boy and sing “Johnny B. Goode” for me. Go, go, go, Smokey, go!

We also bemoan two-faced Trumpty Dumpty, pompous a*s Pompeo and our homicidal CIA all plotting to assassinate Wikileaks publisher Julian Assange! Fortunately, they didn’t shoot, poison or car-crash into Assange as planned. Nevertheless, they are now slow-killing him in prison. #FreeAssange! We also reflect upon Grimes going from Musk to Marx (or pretending to); Dog the Bounty Hunter’s dramatically sunburned entry into the Gabby Petito/Brian Laundrie crisis within a reality show—and more! But we keep coming back to our own torrid, true tale of being unconstitutionally and unconscionably harassed by the zoned-out Arcadia Zoning Board because of our work in kink-positive sexuality.  No doubt, they are out to *get* us, but we will fight for our (and your) First and Fourth Amendment rights!

Read more AND watch the kinky throwback we can't show on Youtube: https://drsusanblock .com/fdr-kink-month-kickoff-2021

Need to talk PRIVATELY about something you can’t talk about anywhere else? You can talk with us… Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497.

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Fall Equinox Sex in the Obscene Anthropocene & the Secret Police

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Fall Equinox Sex in the Obscene Anthropocene & the Secret Police

October 1, 2021

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality

Falling in love in Fall flows like sweet sap from the maple tree, the sun rising later and nights lasting longer, optimal conditions for cuddling up with someone you love and falling deeper into the warmth between you. Of course, long-term love has its ups and downs, hair-raising twists and hairpin turns, and so does our Love Train as we ride through some of the glories (gorillas going downtown!) and hazards (climate catastrophes everywhere!) of Autumn Equinox, 2021.

At a couple points, this ride gets so intense, our little Love Train almost goes off the rails (like that poor Amtrak Train in Montana, RIP), but we get back on track, choo-choo’ing through the floods, fires and relationship issues of the obscene Anthropocene, the era we’re now living through when “human activity has been the dominant influence on climate and the environment.” The world’s worst polluter is the U.S. Military-Industrial Complex (MIC). The devastating effects are already upon us, waves of refugees streaming into U.S. borders from Haiti, Guatemala and other places displaced by climate catastrophe, violence, corruption and war, much of it stirred up by the U.S. MIC, as well as its “secret police,” the CIA.

It seems like secret police of one kind or another are everywhere—from the LA County Sheriff’s office (Sheriff Alex Villaneuva’s personal spy force) to Bonoboville’s backyard where we’re currently being harassed by city inspectors and police (secret & not). If they’re not secret, they’re often rather stupid police, like the Keystone Cops that let Brian “Dirty” Laundrie get away after he came home with Gabby Petito’s van and no Gabby. We also talk about the MSM’s (and our own) “Gabby Petito Syndrome,” as well as the sad loss of the world’s only official Vagina Museum; Bronx Zoo Gorillas going downtown; Cuomosexual problems and the ridiculous but ominous Trump Virus rally. 

We contrast the MAGAt cult with a very different kind of human community, a “healing biotope” on a communal, organic, sustainable and very bonoboësque farm in Portugal, living the dream of peace and “free love,” featured on this week’s throwback, “Tamera in Bonoboville on Supermoon Eve,” with Terra Nova “global peace ambassador” & Tamera founder Sabine Lichtenfels and Tamera “Next Generation” leader Benjamin von Mendelssohn. Many thanks to UPRM Professor SerenaGaia Anderlini D’Onofrio who arranged Tamera’s visit exactly six years ago. What a fantastic show!

Read more (Free Assange!) AND watch the Tamera throwback: https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-fall-equinox-anthropocene

Need to talk PRIVATELY about something you can’t talk about anywhere else? You can talk with us… Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497.

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