The Dr Susan Block Show

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): @DrSuzy VOTER Boner!

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality
We're popping our political corks on the Love Train as the 2022 midterm tallies flow in, our election erections wet with waves of blue, love, laughter, liquor, socialist hope, sexual fantasies and erotic compassion for our so-called “enemies.” Yes indeed, we’ve got Voter Boners! Being a She/Her, I have a Voter Ladyboner (a Lady Voter-Boner?). As a sexologist, I’m mindful of the twisted effects of humiliation—even in metaphor—but I must say, the MAGAts got cuckolded—and not in the fun, consensual way. So we celebrate the Dems winning the Senate (yes, they’re also corrupted by pro-war corporate oligarch donors, but the fascist thugs of Coup Anon are worse), Trumpty Dumpty falls off his wall (again), Gangster Sheriff Villaneuva loses his badge & much more (though watch out for billionaire Elona Musky's buddy Peter Thiel’s megalomaniacal “investments” in politics). Joining our Blue Wave Block Party with a splash is “Most Bonobo Couple,” DaLove & Belive, naked and singing, plus a vivacious Russian/Ukrainian model named Julia—her traumatic tales reminding me of one thing none of the candidates much discussed: the War in Ukraine! Speaking of war, NOW is the time to make peace; it’s The Bonobo Way.  Make Kink Not War! We also talk with Chase, a self-described “Christian” calling in from the bloodred swamps of Mississippi, who voted straight scarlet and goes to Church… but still wants to party with us. Well, wouldn’t you?
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F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Happy Birthday Max! @DrSuzy Happy 8th Anni Bonobo Way! Happy Naughty November!

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It’s almost Capt’n Max’s birthday, so we celebrate my beloved prime-mate, partner and husband of over 30 years, Prince Maximillian R. Leblovic di #Lobkowicz di #Filangieri, life-long sex revolutionary, pioneer in First Amendment freedoms and reader-written publishing—which evolved into what we now call “social media—a great designer and a really great kisser. Va-va-va-voom! Capt’n Max is my “V” without the violence, as we “remember, remember the 5th of November” from “V for Vendetta,” that classic, cinematic celebration of masked revolution. 
It's also the 8th anniversary of The Bonobo Way (with over 50 five-star Amazon reviews), more evolution than revolution, as well as conflict resolution via peace through pleasure, female empowerment, male well-being, sharing, caring and a Bonobo Sutra of erotic activities. Eight years ago, I wrote #TheBonoboWay and gave it to Max for his birthday. Now, our latest Bonobo Way offering is Make Kink Not War: Be Bonobo at DomCon 2022, with “Peace, Love & Bonobos” at Yale coming soon!
It's also our first FDR of Naughty November, 2022, and third live Callin show, as the birthday festivities turn into a Block Party exploding into freewheeling, far-reaching, deep-diving, sexy, lefty, bonobo-evolutionary, media-therapeutic talk radio. Joining us live are Daniele Watts, aka DaLove—and it’s her birthday too!—and Chef Belive with many erotic and traumatic confessions, revelations and adventures to share in the crisp, not-so-clean, Naughty November air. We also take Callin calls from Dale and Schnarf about kink, love, fantasy, so-called "hypersexuality" and “sex addiction,” eargasms, toegasms, desire, release, struggle and the perennial allure of “Strangers in the Night.” 
And it's Native American History Month, coming up on Spanksgiving, coming up on the last Saturday before one of the craziest most polarizing Election Days in the history of the USA, meaning it’s lesser-of-two-evils time, meaning get out and vote for the damn Dems! If it’s Wednesday, it’s too late. Just stay home and trip out. But if it’s Tuesday get your ass up. Play ball. Don’t just play with your balls. We don’t have a perfect democracy, we have an oligarchy, and we have war. It’s awful, but it could be worse. Much worse. 
We also mourn Twitter, now being ruined by Elon Musk quicker than tRump ruined our country. This whole "Elona Musky" Twitter horror show is a great example of why we need a wealth tax. In the meantime, we slip, slide, fumble, fuck, fight, dance, laugh, cry and trip along to our dystopian destinies, hopefully mitigated by the Bonobo Way. 
So... Happiest of Birthdays to the Very BEST of Husbands, my big bonobo, my little Prince, Capt’n Max. As deep is our trust, so wide is our lust, you’re my best friend forever, but you’ll always be my hot sexy Stranger in the Night.
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F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): @DrSuzy Halloween Fantasies & Very Scary Realities

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All aboard FDR's Second Coming on Callin -  Vergin’-No-More! Though we’re vergin’ on #Halloween, opening with My Samhain Ode to Sexy Witches, B*tches, Belladonnas & Scary Sex (consenting adults only please!), a Halloween Fever Dream that takes you Over the Moon on My Magic Dildonic Vibrating Broom (great for roleplay, pegging, spanking & good vibrations)… But frightful goblins lurk all around us: Melting Himalayas releasing ancient viruses; upcoming elections portending fascism & violence; people shooting, trampling & beating each other with hammers; the planet heating up, but it could all instantly cool down to nuclear winter, as we’re vergin’ on Armageddon, H-bombs poised for mutual annihilation on both sides of the madness. Now more than ever, we need to Make Kink Not War. Can we “be bonobo” before it’s too late?
Not yet fried alive, we wave farewell to Jerry Lee Lewis (Max was a Jerry Lee tribute artist) whose “Great Balls of Fire” is soaring up to rock & roll heaven or dropping down to honkytonk hell.  Another scary reality is Elon Musk’s Twitter takeover. Twitter is not a truck. If someone doesn’t take the wheel, Elon is going to drive his new Twitter truck into a tree. Meanwhile, Musk’s buddy Kanye learned how “going Death/Def Con 3 on Jewish people” translates to losing more than half a billion dollars in a day. #GoBonobos for the Semitic convergence of Old Hollywood & new track shoes. Free Palestine! AND for a comic erotic trick-or-treat, the Pope confesses HIS Halloween fantasies of “#nuns (watching) porn”… Another scary reality: black-robed ghouls on the Supreme Court’s Catholic supermajority stoning American women’s rights to death.  Let’s impeach 6 out of 9, starting with Supreme Injustice Clarence Thomas whose wife, Ginni Thomas, is one of leaders of the (still ongoing) Coup Anon Insurrection - & let’s take heart in Iran’s ongoing “Women, Life, Freedom” rebellion against the Ayatollahs, the Persian version of our Supreme Injustices. Meanwhile, racism & greed from our caught-on-tape LA City Council intersect with Sheriff Villaneuva’s murderous deputy gangs. Our Kangaroo Court Arcadia City Council may be smaller, but it’s no better.
We also take a couple of Callin calls from Joe who really resonates with our sex-positive, no-Bernays, no bull message, & Wally who jokes about the great & powerful, one-eyed Halloween Monster threatening to bust through his zipper. Trick or treat!
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FDR: ”Vergin’ on Callin” with @DrSuzy and Capt’n Max

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It’s our FIRST #Callin show, but when I spell out v-i- r-g- i-n, I get censored by the Megamachine. So, I’m “Vergin’ on Callin,” meaning it’s Capt’n Max‘s & my FIRST TIME on a brand spanking new platform (for us): Callin! There’s a first time for everything, but there’s only one first time for anything (you never get to have a second first time), so we make it special… with spooky mid-Kinktober tricks, treats & Season’s Beatings! 
Spooky can be kooky, but Halloween is the eve of the Day of the Dead (Día de los Muertos), so we say RIP to KAY PARKER, my beloved friend & the ultimate MILF/Mom Fantasy as Barbara Scott in #Taboo + BARBARA EHRENREICH, great bonoboësque author of “Dancing in the Streets: A History of Collective Joy” which inspired my notion of “communal ecstasy.” 
We also send bonobo sisterly support to my late great Counterpunch publisher Alexander Cockburn’s niece, OLIVIA WILDE, “Don’t Worry Darling” director & ex to Tao Ruspoli & Jason Sudeikis, now with Harry Styles - to namedrop a few - & being unfairly targeted by neo-Puritanical media misogynists. We all know the MSM loves to serve up sex with a side dish of shame, but it hurts all the same… 
Other topics: Free Assange... Cancel Kanye... Free Palestine... Coup Anon fascist thuggery & E. JEAN CARROLL’s sticky case against the Donald... Alexandra M. Hunt’s “Right to Sex”... Though “God Forbid: The Sex Scandal that Brought Down a Dynasty” calls JERRY FALWELL, JR. & hotwife Becki “freaks” for their #cuckold relationship with the pool boy – they’re not freaks; they’re just redblooded Christofascist hypocrites.. 
And we take calls from Callin’ers who don’t even “call,” but just press a little icon to talk. First, Shardoll on corporal punishment in schools (always wrong) vs spanking consenting adults (can be great!) + porn star Stormy Daniels’ way to discipline Trump Baby - spank him with his Forbes Cover! We also talk with Jeff who loves Chris Ryan, Sex at Dawn & Civilized to Death almost as much as we do, & sounds like he could be Vergin’ on The Bonobo Way. Though he’s listened to several other shows on Callin, FDR is the FIRST where he actually “called in,” so he’s a Vergin’ too… & CallIn is lookin’ promisin’ for FDR!
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F*ck Da Rich: @DrSuzy BONOBO KINKTOBER Capt’n Max is Back!

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Season’s Beatings and a Happy Bonobo #Kinktober to you and your familiars. 
All Aboard FDR for a trippy trip through the Tunnel of Love—which was pretty spooky a couple of weeks ago, when Capt’n Max fell off the tracks, derailed by a monster infection that we’ve been battling ever since. Fortunately, Max comes roaring back this show, ranting against censorship and Republican religiofascism, and declaring his nostalgic love for “Bullet Bras.” I say better to wear a bullet bra than bullets in your bra and an AR-15 over your shoulder. Speaking of shoulders, IG is censoring shoulders now, and GoogleAds is censoring the word “cuckold.” Meanwhile, in Iran, the outrageous “Morality Police” are fueling the hijab rebellion: Women, Life, Freedom! Amen and AWOMEN. 
We’re also celebrating Kinktober with the RELEASE of Make Kink Not War: Be Bonobo, Version 6.0 of The Bonobo Way at Domcon LA.  Shout-out to my Counterpunch colleague Kollibri terre Sonnenbaum for his engaging Twitter thread *converting* a “War-Is-Human-Nature” (it’s not) tweeter to the Bonobo Way! And to Steve Jobs' lame and probably fake last words! And to our media ménage à trois: three different “Hollywood” documentaries with and about HBO and Vice coming soon…
As we broadcast live, protests for Wikileaks’s journalist Julian Assange rise up around the world, including thousands of people surrounding British Parliament in a “Human Chain” of support to #FreeAssange, whom we have supported since 2010. So… Let’s Go Brandon! Stop torturing an innocent journalist! #FreeSpeech advocates on the Right and Left Free Speech all fervently support Assange, yet Democrat and Republican LEADERS all fail to defend him. They are equally awful about the war, which rages on with poopin’ Putin turning 70 in his bunker, as Russian draft dodgers flee, and Ukrainians blow up bridges with American war toys to the ammosexual delight of Youtube viewers at home. No sex toys allowed on YouTube - Just war toys and war games that kill real people. And you wonder why our society is so sick?
As the Love Train leaves the station, Max enjoys a nice chocolate (a traditional aphrodisiac) that happens to be cannabis-infused (a double aphrodisiac), so by the time we arrive, we are off the rails, inspiring a night of orgasmic senior sex like we haven’t had in… a couple of weeks! Wheeee! #GoBonobos for Make-Up Sex! 
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Make Kink Not War: @DrSuzy The Bonobo Way at DomCon LA 2022

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Happy Kink Month 2022 ! Rattled by battles, wars and more wars, including the wars on women, I’ve taken this little jingle as my light in the dark, my mantra against the madness and a bit of a gag (pun intended) in the gloom:  Make Kink Not War! 
A twist on that oldie but goodie, Make Love Not War, it’s the peaceable kinkster’s battle cry*… but what does it mean in the real world—on the battlefield, in the bedroom, the boardroom, the classroom, the dungeon, the RV, the protest march or the play party?  What can we learn about our own ability to "Make Kink Not War" from the kinkiest apes on Earth, the #bonobos, the FemDoms of the Wild, the only great apes who never kill each other? How can we *be more bonobo and what it’s got to do with the transformative, healing, peaceful power of #kink?
Find out in Version 6.0 of The Bonobo Way at #DomCon LA, the Met Gala of Latex and the Comic-Con of Kink (with the Ted Talks of BDSM), founded and directed by the marvelous Mistress Cyan (who gave me my first consenting-adult birthday spanking in 2004, the same year she founded DomCon): Make Kink Not War: Be Bonobo. 
Kick off Kink Month 2022 with a spanking hot sexual revelation. Take a front row seat in my Master Class (Mistress Class?) in kinky anthropology, ranging from our current abominable wars and war fantasies to the inspirational worlds of the kink-normative, femocratic bonobos and the peaceable kinksters of DomCon: the fabulous FemDoms, Mistresses, Goddesses, Dominatrixes, Dommes, Doms, submissives and switches, all of whom “Make Kink Not War.”
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F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich) @DrSuzy FALL Out of Line

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It’s a Rough Ride on the Love Train without Capt’n Max's baritone in my earphone (he’s there, just not on-air), but “the show must go on,” so on I go, as we “Fall Out of Line” & into a fiery & flooded #Fall Equinox with a Climate-Changed Heat Dome in Heaven & Pakistan & Puerto Rico underwater… 
Meanwhile the Capitalocene #MegaMachine keeps pumping that gas & poisoning tap water, now “filtered” from human sewage laced with chemicals like SSRI’s that lower your #SexDrive.. Listen to the Tale of Will, addicted to the antidepressants ruining his libido, & how I help him get it up again! Happy #SelfLoveSeptember!  And Happy Bi Week aka Bisexuality Week! Need a sex toy for that? 
Welp, a dildo & lube-filled truck lost its load—perhaps a delivery for Big Willie, #PrinceofPegging Heir to #TampaxKing Charles III finally winding up the endless Dead Queen Cosplay, as half the fans of Harry the Spare want to #AbolishtheMonarchy, the other half to reestablish it in Montecito with #PrincessMeghan on the throne. And oh, the British Royal Crime Family’s history of war, colonialism, slavery, theft & genocide is bad enough, but what’s with these giant phallic bearskin capped Dicks on Parade? I love phalluses, but not covered with fur, let alone the fur of Canadian black bears which, though not endangered, should not be murdered for a hat (& I love hats)… 
Big Furry CockHats might make you look silly, but an “improperly” worn Hijab can get you killed by Iranian #MoralityPolice as happened to Mahsa Amini; we support the brave protesters against Islamofascism—which is at least as bad as Israel’s Judeofascism & America’s NeoPuritan Christofascism... At least notorious #NeoPuritan Ken Starr is dead, & oh, how much damage was done by this Poster Boy for Right-Wing Hypocrisy, & oh how much fun we had awarding him 1998 “Pornographer of the Year”… And oh how glad we are now to see Ca. Atty Gen Rob Bonta impede LA Sheriff Villaneuva’s Deputy Gangbang of So Cal citizens… In tRump News: Proving QAnon has achieved a Coup Anon in his brain, the Trumpus declares he can declassify top secret documents “just by thinking about it”…. We also talk about Kanye-Never-Reading-A-Book vs. Me reading Fabian Scheidler’s End of the Megamachine: A Brief History of a Failing Civilization,  the MM consisting of 4 Tyrannies: 1) military 2) economy 3) religion & 4) #LinearThinking, #4 being my personal weakness, as evidenced by this show... FREE ASSANGE! Get well, Max! Be Bonobo. #ListenUp!
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Kenneth W. Starr: A Pornographer for Our Times @DrSuzy

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Ken Starr passed away last week, so I'm re-releasing this comic, erotic and very historic, turn-of-the-21st century Dr. Susan Block Show throwback, taking you onstage at the World Pornography Conference where I presented the 1998 Boobie Award for “Best National Pornography Production” to Kenneth W. Starr, the notorious neo-Puritanical Independent Counsel who spearheaded a ruthless witch hunt, power grab and smear campaign against then-President Bill Clinton, climaxing with the release of The Starr Report—like a hot money shot that lands in your eye or perhaps up your nose.
“Never has a piece of common porn so captured the hearts, minds and gonads of so many Americans, even those of us who really don’t care who swallows the presidential semen.” I proclaimed to my audience of professors, porn stars, lawyers and reporters hosted by Annie Sprinkle and Candida Royalle. “Never has the mainstream American media proven itself to be such a fantastic public relations machine for a single porn production, broadcasting every rumor and innuendo in this sperm-swirling storm of gossip, intrigue and sanctimonious outrage.” If you lived through it, you know how it dominated the news, and #KenStarr was the instigator, chief voyeur and Grand Inquisitor. 
I also take you into my broadcast bed for an intimate after-party at the Villa Piacere where Capt'n Max and I explore the juicy details of the #StarrReport with such luminaries as Dr. Betty Dodson, Richard Pacheco, Kat Sunlove, Jack Hafferkamp, LaSara, KISS and Tod Hunter. Also at the Pornucopia: Dr. Vern Bullough, Dr. Carol Queen, Al Goldstein, Roy Karch and Veronica Vera.
This special episode captures a truly historic moment, including footage from the day a coerced and terrorized Monica Lewinsky testified before a Grand Jury, and reactions to the Starr Report and Boobie Award, including live interviews with KTLA5 and KNBC4. At a time when most Americans were becoming more open, tolerant and sex-positive, Ken Starr and his team of reactionary young ninjas (including a fledgling Brett Kavanaugh and Ann Coulter) didn’t succeed in their intended coup d’état (or as Joe Conason called it, "Coup de Twat"), but they did turn the clock back on sexual freedom, and now we have QAnon and a powerful majority on the Supreme Court (including Kavanaugh!) literally forcing their extreme #NeoPuritanical ways on the rest of us. 
This video first aired uncensored in 1998 on public access TV stations around America. Of course, this version is censored for Youtube (we don't want our account shut down). So... 
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