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The SUZY Awards 2022! @DrSuzy

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Honoring excellence in broadcast artistry and exhibitionism, erotic performance, pro-sex politics and Weapons of Mass Seduction, celebrating The Bonobo Way of peace through pleasure in all kinds of weather, for the 11th consecutive year… 
It’s the SUZYs 2022!
Well before XBIZ, the AVNs, the TEAs, the Oscars, Critics Choice, the Grammies, the Tonys, the Emmys, the BAFTAs, NAACP, XRCO, SAG and MTV #awards and the Golden Globes trot out their awards, we are here to acknowledge the best and worst of 2022 with the DrSusanBlock.tv Awards, a.k.a., “The SUZYS.”
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So… Merry Xmas, Sexmas, Festivus AND a Happy Hanukkah (it’s the 7th night when we broadcast live), Happy Kwanza, Happy Pancha Ganapati, Io Saturnalia, Merry Winter Solstice, Happy Whatever You Celebrate 2022 AND a Happy Nude Rear! We’re looking up the ass of the past year! And I haven’t even gotten to the Prince of Pegging award.
In a way, the SUZYs are the Anti-Award Awards. Our goal, as always (besides having a cum-ton of fun), is to advance the noble cause of sex education—more important than ever, as we face draconian crackdowns on sexual speech and activity by Big Tech and our Supreme Court Injustices. We also aim to inspire better erotica and pro-sex political activism, as well as to save the real bonobos from extinction and support a more bonoboësque, Make Love Not War, Make Kink Not War ethos in the world. 
As is traditional for The SUZYs, we do not invite the winners, or anyone at all to the award show, so don’t worry, you didn’t miss out! Just sit back by the yuletide fire, pour yourself a flute of champagne, smoke a doobie, relax, cheer for The Best, boooo The Worst and enjoy the #SUZY awards….
Honorable mention goes to the one Callin caller who manages to squeeze onto this #SUZYaward-packed live broadcast, providing a very sex-educational lesson in religious hypocrisy!
Peace on Earth. Pleasure for All. Amen. Awomen. And a Happy Nude Rear!
For a list of all 2022 SUZY Award winners (and losers), go to: https://drsusanblock.com/awards2022
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F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): @DrSuzy Saturnalia Hanukkah Sonata

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From sexy highs to stormy lows, we ride the turbulence of the holiday season. Still high from my incredible “Dosed” interview with the marvelous Abby Martin & Mike Prysner, I hop on FDR with Capt’n Max, & we roar through Saturnalia with a new release of our orgiastic broadcast from exactly 17 years ago, “XXXmas Saturnalia 2005,” tracing Xmas’ bacchanalian history, wishing, as always, for Peace on Earth & Pleasure for All. 
But the evil Krampus—& Antiochus—are never far… and there’s always that nagging Hanukkah worry: Who wants to kill all the Jews NOW? In Hanukkah 2022, that’s easy: Ye (Oy Ye!), aka Kanye or “Con Ye” trying to con us into thinking he’s a misunderstood genius, or poor lonesome bipolar cuckold Incel for Christ… when he’s just an garden variety anti-Semite. Con Ye buddy Nick Fuentes is so incel, he’s volcel, & proclaims that having heterosexual sex is gay. FYI: Judaism & Zionism are not at all the same, & it really hurts Jews for Palestine like me when idiots like Con Ye & Volcel Fuentes conflate the two.
We also say farewell to amazing Twin Peaks composer Angelo Badalamenti & honor International Day to End Violence Against Sex Workers. But the most exciting & unsettling part of the show is what makes it a “sonata,” expressing the rage under the surface of holiday cheer with “conflict instead of continuity, ultimately deriving its impact from the explosive power of tonal organization (definition of “sonata”).  The center of the storm is Heidi, a conspiracy theory lover who says she’s not into conspiracy theories, but instantly starts spouting one about the Clintons in Arkansas. Max gets mad, Heidi gets banned, I get unsettled, & if you get vicarious thrills from the unfiltered sounds of fresh marital discord live-on-the-air, this show’s for you! It’s also great radio for other reasons, & we eventually make-up, the Bonobo Way, with a lot of good sex & bananas. Max also predicts his friend Joe will drop all charges against Julian Assange. All Saturnalian conflicts aside, this is our Solstice wish. And speaking of drama, a couple LA Sheriff’s deputies were caught having sex on the radio. Assuming it was consensual, I’d rather they have sex than shoot us, wouldn’t you?
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FDR Radio: @DRSuzy Yale, Jail, Sexual Grail & the Bonobo Trail

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Hop aboard FDR as we celebrate the release of my roundtable at Yale and Brittney Griner’s release from Russian jail, and we continue our search for the “Sexual Grail,” riding the rails of the Bonobo Trail. Midway through, Capt’n Max and I pick up the charming “Heidi” as we make these stops (and more) along the trail:• At the Arcadia City Council holiday party, I got a hug from outgoing Mayor Tom Beck, patron saint of Santa Anita horseracing and King of the Kangaroo Court that’s been harassing Bonoboville!• LA City Council’s party was even worse with Santa-capped Councilmember Kevin de Leon physically assaulting Jason Reedy!• Santa Anita Racetrack’s 2024 “Breeder’s Cup” gives me dystopian nightmares of pregnant handmaids racing to see who can give birth to the most unwanted children first… which unfortunately arouses some commenters, like the descriptively named "Gerbil Hung," though his silly fantasies are nowhere near as bad as the all-too-real Supreme Court-ordered spaying of women’s rights.• Why anxiety should be channeled through consenting adult kink—not legislation. Eroticize, don’t politicize, your fetishes!• Why I love-hate those #Yale elites.• Trying to pick a 2022 SUZY award winner for “Worst Yale Grad”—but there are so many! Bush? Alito? Kavanaugh? DeSantis?• From Forced Breeding to Forced Feeding!• From Britney Spears in 2021 to Brittney Griner in 2022, we’re freeing Brittneys everywhere!• It’s my half-birthday, and a good present (Joe, ya listening?) would be to free Julian Assange, Leonard Peltier and so many more… but tRump-for-Jail—please! • From the Prison Industrial Complex to YouTube Jail to banishment to mental jails, and now if you have consenting-adult premarital sex in Indonesia, you could go to jail.• And let's not forget Mr. Yale-to-Jail: Oathkeepers founder Stewart Rhodes!• Our continuing search for the “Sexual Grail” of orgasm takes us to the clitoris, Mother of (Almost) All Female Orgasms• Republican Independent Counsels couldn’t nail Bill Clinton for any of his so-called crimes in Arkansas, so they nailed him for getting nailed.• One more half-birthday wish: Peace on Earth. Pleasure for All. As the Megamachine forces us down the road of endless conflict and consumption, let’s switch lanes to the Love Train on the #Bonobo Trail, the path of sharing simple consensual pleasures, wherever we can.
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Yale Roundtable: @DrSuzy Peace, Love, Bonobos (and Sex Week at Yale)!

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & SexualityJoin me at Yale for my 45th class reunion as I frolic among the Ivy Towers with Capt’n Max and the Eli Elite, Handsome Dan XIV, Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh’s classmates (Class of 1987) rallying against him and Sam Alito (Yale Law, 1975) at the Women’s Table, and my fabulous fellow #Yale Alumni at the Yale Repertory Theater, Yale Law School, Cross Campus, Toad’s Place and more. I also host a Yale Roundtable discussion on “Peace, Love & Bonobos" which is the centerpiece of this video.Discussion Topics: • Why we prefer King Arthur’s ROUNDtable to Putin’s long table; • Why Yale’s “Killer Ape” Anthropology department made we want to major in Theater; • How Max and I fell in love over our mutual opposition to the popular and horrible first Gulf War, commanded by President George H.W. Bush (Yale, 1948); • How our love and antiwar fervor grew during the even more horrible wars in Iraq and Afghanistan commanded by George W. Bush (Yale, 1968); • How George W. Bush’s epic Freudian slip confusing Putin’s invasion of Ukraine with his own invasion of Iraq brought the perma-war full circle;• Why I become a sexologist; • How I first learned about #bonobos the Make Love Not War great apes, on PBS, and then met some at the San Diego Zoo; • What are some of the differences between apes and monkeys;• How human apes are very close genetically to bonobos, common chimps, gorillas and orangutans;• How bonobos make peace through pleasure;• How bonobos make love in a Bonobo Sutra of positions, including face-to-face; • How bonobo female empowerment is supported by male well-being and vice versa; • Why bonobos (and humans) really enjoy sharing—even with strangers;• Was Prince Chim, who lived at Yale in the Dr. Robert Yerkes primate center, the first bonobo in the United States?• What’s SEX got to do with bonobo conflict resolution?• Why other apes kill each other, and humans kill each other most;• “Grooming” in primatology vs. the culture wars; • Why bonobo female orgasm is most common during Hoka Hoka, aka genito-genital rubbing; • Intercourse vs. Outercourse among bonobos and humans; • Our competitive “inner chimp” vs. our cooperative “inner bonobo”;• Nature vs. Nurture and how a bunch of baboons went bonobos; • Primatologists Dr. Frans de Waal, Dr. Richard Wrangham, Dr. Brian Hare and Vanessa Woods on bonobos and Dr. Robert Sapolsky on baboons; • Food-sharing and “sex work” among bonobos;• Tool use and communication among bonobos and common chimps;• The benefits and drawbacks of Zoos; • The Lysistrata method vs. the Bonobo Way;• Yale’s Puritan origins;• Sex toys, sex education and the Religious Right;• The true story of the rise & fall of Sex Week at Yale (SWAY), created by Yale students and destroyed by false accusations from well-financed Christofascist forces, including Focus on the Family, and an ex-Yale President’s desire for a scapegoat for the unrelated-to-SWAY bad behavior of powerful Yale fraternities; • Why anti-abortion laws amount to forced breeding; • Why I’m against all wars of my lifetime, from America’s War in Vietnam, that I protested pre-Yale, to our current war in Ukraine. Yes, Putin started it, just as Bush invaded Iraq, but we (and NATO) continue it, and now is time for peace negotiations; • Why bonobos should be part of Peace Studies courses at Yale and other universities;• How our ammosexual society channels our natural sex drive into violence to the benefit of the weapons industry, the military, the prison system and the police;• “Make Kink Not War: Be Bonobo” and the Bonobo Way makes its way from our Bonoboville Reunion with Vice to DomCon 2022 to Yale; • How to avoid catching COVID at all these reunions;• How New Haven humidity messes with my hair;• Why bonobos are highly endangered and how we can help save them from extinction (so they can help us save ourselves!): Donate to Lola ya Bonobo, Friends of Bonobos, the Bonobo Conservation Initiative.• #GoBonobos for Bulldogs… Boola Boola!• Music: Yale Harkness Tower Bells; The Whiffenpoofs (Yale, 1977); Dr. Oscar Hills (Yale, 1977) on Banjo; Bales-Gitlin Band (Ginny Bales and Jay Gitlin) - “Disco Inferno” & “Johnny B. Goode”Read more prose & see the photos: https://drsusanblock.com/yale-2022 
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FDR (F*ck Da Rich): @DrSuzy Is Reproduction Killing Us?

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Most major religions preach “Be fruitful and multiply” (Genesis 1:28). But what if human reproductive sex is destroying life on Earth? Are recent political and religious campaigns to exalt and increase human reproduction through procreation pressures & forced breeding—even as human population rises, along with intensifying climate catastrophes—racist, misogynist, selfish, greedy, diabolical or just plain dumb? 
Is there an alternative?  Could channeling our multi-splendored sex drives into various types of erotic recreation—as opposed to procreation—be a better, more sustainable way—the Bonobo Way?  If we could just put our erotophobia aside… wouldn’t we & all the living things be better off if more of us released our inner bonobos & expressed our sex drives through consenting-adult recreational pleasures like kink, outercourse, gay sex & sharing peace through pleasure—instead of ammosexual gun culture, perma-war, cutthroat competition, insatiable consumption & having huge, unsustainable, resource-consuming, trash-producing families?
Overpopulation is real. When Capt’n Max was born 11/8/1943, the world human population was 1.5 billion. Exactly 70 years later, the population clock struck 8 billion. Unfortunately, the Earth is still the same size!  Of course, the Rightwing has its own way of reducing population: sell everybody guns, make a profit, & let ‘em shoot each other. The Left’s way is more humane—at least rhetorically—but no fun. My way is #TheBonoboWay of peace through pleasure, ecosexual sustainability & fun, as we explore on this show… 
We also take a couple calls, from 1) “Obsolete” currently residing in his mom’s basement, but not an incel; he’s been a “volcel” (voluntary celibate)… until now! & 2) Brady, rejecting the violent ways of his military family, says he now “loves” the Bonobo Way & his “new favorite show,” FDR… “it’s cool as hell!”
We also address Elon Musk turning Twitter Rightwing, Hunter Biden’s Laptop Let-Down, Oy Ye-in-a-Hood & Neo-Nazi-to-the-Stars Nick Fuentes praising Hitler like Jesus, & continuing to complain about “the Jews,” leaving us to parse: who are “the Jews” & what can the rest of humanity blame us for? Not that I take that blame, but I do take the opportunity to say: Free Palestine! And Free Assange! This week, a bunch of media said what we’ve said for 10 years: Imprison the war criminals, not the journalists who tell the truth about war. Make KiNK Not War, you war porn lovers! Beware the Trumpus & a very Merry Kinky Krampus to all!
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FDR (F*ck Da Rich): @DrSuzy Mythical Wishboner

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Taking the scenic route—from the mythical village of Bonoboville to the dairy farms of upstate New York by way of Atlantis, from the terrible tragedy of Colorado’s Club Q to the incel dream of Don’t Worry Darling (a great Date Night movie!) to the mountains of central Italy, birthplace of the great grandparents of Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, the phony “cafone” of fascism—our Love Train travels through time… Last week’s FDR was a VOTER Boner, but now Herschel Walker’s saying, “this erection is about the people.” Meanwhile I win our Spanksgiving wishbone-snap… does that make me a Wishboner? 
On a serious, tragic note, we mourn the victims of the Club Q massacre the heroes who stopped the killer, especially the trans woman who put her high heel to valiant use. No praise for the #ClubQ killer’s Dad, Aaron Brink, an adult performer who’s more worried about his son being gay than a mass murderer.  
We also take Callin calls from Lance in upstate New York who’s obsessed with Atlanteans as aliens and wants to start a workers coop for ex-prisoners, and with Schnarf in the Bronx by way of Puerto Rico who has a bunch of questions about masturbation, penis size, exhibitionism and insecurity. We go into overtime trying to reassure Schnarf that his equipment is big “enough," and hopefully he sees the light... Thanks to the evil machinations of the Megamachine of capitalism, conquest and competition, nothing is ever “enough.”  It’s pretty powerful, but it can still be defeated, or at least avoided, at least in small mythical villages, by the power of sharing pleasure, the Bonobo Way. 
Peace on Earth. Pleasure for All. Step away from the #MegaMachine. That’s my Mythical Wishboner-winning wish for the Holidaze!
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FDR (F*ck Da Rich): @DrSuzy Happy Thanksgiving & Slappy Spanksgiving 2022

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Season’s Beatings! On Thanksgiving, we give thanks, & on Spanksgiving, we give spanks. It’s Our Duty to Spank Booty on Spanksgiving. Historically, SPANKSgiving is more reality-based than THANKSgiving. Those musket-wielding Pilgrims were less likely to share food with the Wampanoag Natives than slaughter them, kickstarting the North American genocide. Thanks, but no thanksgiving.  
But every day was SPANKSgiving among those sadistic Pilgrims & Puritans who administered frequent spankings, paddlings, whippings, “stocks & bonds,” tar & feathering, “public disgrace” & witch-hanging.  Of course, these were nonconsensual atrocities, & we decry Neo-Puritan GQP efforts to bring them back (i.e., via corporal punishment in schools)! BUT consenting adults can enjoy Spanksgiving roleplay along with impact play, as Capt’n Max & I have a spanking good time exploring on this show. Later, I get stuffed from both ends, & I hope you do too! 
We also spank 3 Turkeys in the News: 1) We tried to stick a fork in it in 2020, but the Trump Turkey is still squawking—& running—in 2024. Merrick, please put this gobbler in a cage! 2) Another juicy—& leaky—Turkey in the News is neo-Puritan Supreme Court Injustice Sam Alito (A-leak-o?); thanks to whistleblower Rev. Robert Schenck, we now have MORE proof that Alito leaked his own decisions—including Hobby Lobby & Dobbs—to Rightwing activists, Alito (A-leak-o?) leaks are now staining what’s left of the Court’s reputation with curdling Christofascist gravy. 3) Then there’s that Turkey of a Billionaire Elona Musky, aka Space Karen, aka Twitter-destroyer Elon Musk, currently setting our beloved Tweety-Bird ablaze like one of his defective Teslas bursting into the Flames of Hell. 
Back to Thanksgiving, which can be a delicious reunion with those we love, but also tough to digest, stressful, hypocritical & downright nauseating, where we have to repress our real feelings for fear of triggering Uncle MAGAt’s Loser trauma which might trigger his finger on that AR-15 that he has a Second Amendment Right to bring to dinner. Well, we can always just stay home and choke our chickens instead of swallowing their turkey and taking their crap. Spank the Monkey! See why I give spanks… as well as thanks?  Spanksgiving puts Thanksgiving into perspective. Bottoms up! Turn the whole plutocratic, ecocidal oligarchy upside down & spank its naughty behind.  Too bad the NRA doesn’t profit from spanking paddle sales. Feast or fap, stuffed, spanked or spent, have a good one (& follow the Bonobo Way)!
Read more prose & watch the amazing Spanksgiving shows: https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-spanksgiving-2022
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SEX CALLS: Kinky Newlyweds with @DrSuzy

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Internationally renowned sex therapist and Sexologist-of-the-Year Dr. Susan Block talks with “Kinky Newlyweds” Irene and Evan about how to balance lust with trust, power play, marriage, BDSM, bisexuality, threesomes, Tantra, exhibitionism, boundaries and privacy.
“Kink Newlyweds” is a vintage clip from the "SEX CALLS" broadcast archives of The Dr. Susan Block Show (circa 1998). This is NOT a call with actual therapy clients; those are absolutely private and confidential. This is a caller on Dr. Block's Saturday night live show. For more information, call us at 626.461.5950. For current shows and other events, visit us at http://drsusanblock.com.
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