The Dr Susan Block Show

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): @DrSuzy SOTSU After Dark

Hop on board the Love Train for my MLK-inspired “I Have a Fantasy” State of the Sexual Union (SOTSU) address 2023 (post-“Active Radio” After Dark edition)... Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality! This podcast also features sexy lefty investigations of erotophobic Perma War, circumcision trauma, ammosexual incel issues, sperm donor problems, Block Magic (Ding Dong YouTube CEO/Censor SusanWojcicki’s Gone—thanks to the Block Curse!), “Secret Love Affairs” (out of the Dr. Susan Block Show ancient archives—cheaters and cuckold dreamers—broadcast live 10/4/1992!)  hot senior sex (with Pr. Max of course) and The Bonobo Way.  Yes indeed, as Dr. Martin Luther King had a “dream”... I have a fantasy that one day, the deadly dystopian Capitalocene will give way to a beautiful Bonobocene era, and we will practice TheBonoboWay of female empowerment (Bonobo Sisterhood!) male well-being (Bonobo Love!) sharing resources (a little socialism) and peace through pleasure … instead of acting like baboons Read more prose and see the uncensored shows: https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-sotsu
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F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): @DrSuzy The Block Curse Makes YouTube Censor Susan Wojcicki Resign +The Average Dick Gets Bigger!

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    All aboard the Love Train (no, not Norfolk Southern Railway) as we ride through the countryside of censorship, war, contamination & the titillating growth spurt of the human penis. Hold onto your joysticks guys, because first we announce an intriguing development in my Kafkaesque tale of unjust YouTubeCensorship. Thanks in part to the Block Curse I placed on her when her dumb bots terminated my channel a few weeks ago, YouTube CEO & Censor-in-Chief Susan Wojcicki has resigned! Woohoo! Not that I’m claiming credit, & I certainly didn’t “harass” her (as her bots accused me) + I’m sure that many curses were placed upon her AND there’s the little matter of her Congressional subpoena for unfair censorship. Hopefully, YT’s new CEO Neal Mohan will support FreeSpeech & reinstate my channel + many others unfairly terminated by SusanWojcicki’s “hallucinating” bots. Giving dumb bots control is also one reason for the East Palestine catastrophe which really bothers us on the Love Train because, well, we love trains. We also love freedom, but not “freedom” for corporations like NorfolkSouthern to run freight cars carrying hazardous chemicals without proper labeling & unequipped with electronic brakes, thanks to GOP deregulation - THAT’s obscene. Finally we talk about the human penis AND the American military both getting bigger. A Men’s Health study found that overall average erect penis length has increased 24%—from 4.8 to 6 inches between 1992 & 2021—WOW.  Kdot calls in from Kentucky to ask hopefully if nipples are also getting bigger. No, but this reminds us to shoutout Facebook for potentially freeing the nipple! Then it’s back to dicks, bonobo “penis fencing” & circumcision (just say no to cutting!) Though growth is arguably good for penises it is unquestionably bad for the military—unless you’re a war profiteer. Brady calls in from NY to talk “Rage Against the War Machine” featuring speakers with whom we strongly disagree on other issues, but we support being antiwar. Speaking of the fateful year that the average penis started growing (1992), check out this vintage DrSuzy-Tv episode we just resurrected from 11/8/1992, “The New Voyeurism +Happy Birthday Max” (watch me lick Max’s penis cake): https://drsusanblock.com/new-voyeurism.  And happy birthday to my Dad—who would have been 112 on this live broadcast—& who taught me to think critically, maybe a little too critically for my own good, but he was a good Dad & I love him. I love you too.  Keep making love through the madness, Brothers & Sisters… Read more prose & watch the uncensored shows: https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-block-curse
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F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): @DrSuzy HEARTS & Floggers +The Bonobo Experience

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality
 
All aboard the Love Train! The Goal is the Journey & We're on a Journey of the Heart through an increasingly Heartless World… as Pr. Max & I ride continue to celebrate & investigate the High Holidays of LoVE chewing chocolate Valentines (thanks Dragon Steel!) on the choo-choo Love Train, exploring Lupercalian history, the original pagan Pan-horned Vday & Pan Paniscus, the Make-Love-Not-War bonobos, for World Bonobo Day Here in Bonoboville, we’ve long celebrated the Lupercal, usually with a flogging bacchanal  Better to have your buns beaten consensually on Lupercalia than your heart broken badly on Valentine’s Day. So we give out Kink Ideas like candy & Sex Tips from the Heart (the heart being a symbol, I believe, not of the cardiac organ, but of a well-whipped Lupercalian butt!), & we address the disturbing question: What do incels do on Valentine’s Day? Btw, there are no incels in Bonoboville. Bonobo males are laid back because they get laid! Speaking of bonobos, sexology bodyworker Jason Bartholomew Hall calls in from Nottingham to tell us about the The Bonobo Experience: Spanish Retreat, a real-life gathering of Bonobo Sapiens in Spain’s Valley of Sensations. Also calling in from England is Adam with a humiliation fetish, which reminds us to applaud Dark Brandon for turning the SOTU tables on his MAGAt harassers (they must have a humiliation fetish), which leads into the true meaning of “harassment” & how the heart is a butt targeted by bots, & yes, I’m still under the jackboot of YouTub Censorship & now corresponding with two sympathetic-seeming Googlers, one of whom confessed she is “afraid” to tell me the real reason my channel was terminated, Help! I’m trapped in the Twilight Zone of AI Artificial lgnorance.  Well, you can catch me on Sex Before the Internet” (Sex Before the Internet) reminiscing about HBO’s "Real Sex,” now on VICE TV. I open episode 5 with “Brothers & Sisters, Lovers & Sinners” from RealSex 25, so don’t miss the beginning (soon to be on YouTube, ironically) And #GoBonobos beyond World Bonobo Day Release Your Inner Bonobo & Share the BonoboL ove. Read more prose & check out our amazing Lupercalia Bacchanalia DrSuzy-Tv shows (from the Heart): https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-heartsNeed to talk PRIVATELY? Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute for Phone Sex Therapy anytime: 213.291.9497 We're Here for YOU.

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): @DrSuzy Valentine Lupercalia Bonobo Day Foreplay

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It’s Valentine’s Season 2023—the High Holidays of Love. Though My #Valentine Pr. Maximillian Lobkowicz-#Filangieri & I had some orgasmic #SeniorSex #foreplay right before this #FDR (#FuckDaRich): “Valentine Lupercalia World Bonobo Day Foreplay” show (thus our dreamy style), I’ve never liked the stress, commercialism and exclusivity of #VDay, one of the reasons I enjoy Lupercalia and World Bonobo Day. So we share the sexy lefty LUSTY whiptastick history of the #Lupercal before it was sanitized, desexualized and commercialized by the Catholic Church, Hallmark, See’s & DaBeers, Being #ProBonobo, we also celebrate #WorldBonoboDay with #BonoboLove honoring humanity’s Great Ape cousins, the #bonobos. We also talk about the upcoming “Sex Before the Internet,” a new series on Vice TV, in Episode 5 featuring Me & Other Luminaries discussing the #SexMagic of HBO Documentary Films “Real Sex” #RealSex & “Radio Sex TV” In other news, “Phony Cafone” Ron DeSantis is banning books & forcing girls to report menstrual periods.   Armie Hammer is now telling his side of the Cannibal story which began him being molested by his pastor.  Yes indeed. At the dawn of Christianity, the Church Fathers terminated the truth of Lupercalia in favor of the fake news of Valentine’s Day (just as #YouTubeCensorship recently terminated My YouTube account and turned Pan into the Devil! Let’s keep #Pan, the horned horny God of Nature, the #Bonobos (pan paniscus) & the Wild alive. Donate to Friends of Bonobos to help #SavetheBonobos. Read more prose & check out all the lusty Lupercalia shows: https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-valentine-lupercalia-bonobo 

F.D.R. Radio (F*ck Da Rich): @DrSuzy COPS & BOTS

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & SexualityStill reeling from being #suckerpunched by #Googlebots removing my YouTube channel—I see Memphis cops real-life sucker-punching a man to death, the LAPD suffocating another, other cops shooting others, & more & more cases of Death-by-Cop, & I feel pretty dumb, crying ab out my YouTube channel being erased. What’s a little censorship by bots compared to murder by cops? Well, one leads to the other. The bots that “terminate” our internet lives are the digital version of cops that exterminate people’s real lives. Ironically, bots don’t stop disinformation, & cops don’t stop crime. Both #cops & #bots are the attack dogs of “Da Rich” . The obscene #Capitalocene pits us against each other, Tyre Nichols murdered by fellow black men in a cop gang, my channel killed by a fellow liberal woman named Susan who runs YouTube (though bots did Susan Wojcicki’s dirty work). Pr. Maximillian Lobkowicz di #Filangieri, Abe Bonobo & I continue mourning the #CopCity murder of climate activist Tortuguita as YouTube’s censoring of My CounterPunch colleague Ramzy Baroud’s pro-Palestine videos & Abby Martin’s RT shows as we gag over gay Nazi Nick Fuentes fantasies of women in burkas, as antiwar truth-teller Julian Assange remains in prison, as left & right continue to fight, because “Da Rich” would rather we fight against each other than unite against them. #BonoboSapiens of the World Unite! We need sexual healing The Bonobo Way… Otherwise, repression turns into depression which can turn into lethal expression, mass-shootings that make war zones of our streets, supermarkets, schools & dance halls. The recent Monterey Park Dance Hall mass-murder hits close-to-home for us geographically, as well as emotionally. I've often recommended ballroom dancing to men who want to get close to women in an erotic yet respectful way. What a shame that one old #ammosexual’s frustration turned a haven for romance & dance into a death chamber. But this #FDR (#FuckDaRich) ride isn’t all death & politics; Brady calls in asking for help assessing a date’s sexual interest & wondering what does it mean when a prospective lover tells you they’re #Asexual? We have a great time answering (as you will listening), as well as celebrating Bonobo Adriana’s Flirty-30th birthday, the sexual-healing power of bare boobs, the release of another #SexCalls video, “Bisexual Monogamy,” & more…  So, cuddle up to your favorite sexual healer (even if that sexual healer is you! Love yourself…) and listen. 
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F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): @DrSuzy Youtube Muzzles Free Speech

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Our YouTube Channel was just zapped—15 years of peace, love, bonobos, art, music, history and sex education—erased by Alphabet bots with all the humanity of the letters #AI which might stand for “Artificial Intelligence,” but in reality, it’s Artificial Ignorance. So suddenly, without warning, Pr. Maximillian Lobkowicz #Filangieri's & My video memories of a decade and a half were destroyed, our voices silenced, #ballgagged, #muzzled like a dog, banished from the YouTube commons, the public square of modern human discourse. We’re in shock but not surprised, as #censorship is on the march throughout social media (YT zapped Abby Martin’s wonderful RT videos a few months ago), having long muzzled Mainstream Media, and though we are bloodied by YouTube owner Google’s #evil attack, we are unbowed. Yes “evil” - Google’s now-discarded “Don’t Be Evil” motto was just lipstick on a greedy pig. Is there a chance of resurrection? Not being billionaires or big celebrities, not likely, but we spend a portion of this #podcast trying to properly pronounce YouTube CEO Susan Wojcicki’s name as we beseech her to take a look at our channel and into her heart and “do the right thing”. Weirdly, the one-word reason given us for our summary execution is #harassment not saying whom or what we allegedly “harassed,” let alone allowing us to face our accuser in any kind of court—but simply dumb-bot droning our 15-year-old channel, condemned without trial to “permanent” death.  Fortunately, WE are not dead, and we vow to keep fighting for #FreeSpeech and all of our sexy, lefty, pro-bonobo causes, wherever and whenever we can, with a song in our hearts, laughter on our lips and a little excitement in our undies. Speaking of life and death, we say RIP to Tortuguita, the peaceful environmental activist shot dead by police in Atlanta’s Cop City. We also shout-out Mae West who was often censored in her times help newly single Samantha, aka “Posh Proletariat Spice,” with dating advice, and Wally calls in to sympathize with our #YouTubeCensorship woes, which weigh so heavy we forget to say Happy Chinese New Year. It’s the Year of the Rabbit so let’s hop on the Motorbunny and do our best to break through the tightening muzzle of censorship in 2023. Read more prose and enjoy the shows: https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-youtube-censors

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): @DrSuzy COP ORGIES, TOXIC ROYALTY

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality
Strap yourself in or strap one on, and listen in on this wide-ranging wild ride on the Love Train. We begin with a couple of endings, saying RIP to old friend and filmmaker Michele Capozzi, as well as Lisa Marie Presley, American Rock Royalty, dead at 54, victim of cardiac arrest and toxic celebrity. Lifting the skirts of British #ToxicRoyalty, Prince Harry’s “Spare” might just help to “abolish the monarchy,” or at least take it down a peg (pun intended for William, Prince of Pegging who sounds like a royal pain in the butt). I am NOT a fan of Pr. Harry killing 25 people, though to be fair, his toxic family has killed, colonized and enslaved hundreds of millions more. Toxic celebrity takes many forms, from royal poison to political/sexual conspiracy theories that take our hungry imaginations down rabbitholes like Pizzagate, revived like a stale slice of pepperoni by Callin’er Brady, tortured by visions of heinous sex crimes perpetrated by “elites,” all of whom are in bed with Balenciaga and on a plane with Jeffrey Epstein (dead or alive). My view: whether or not they’re committing sex crimes, ALL of these “elites” are committing war crimes, economic crimes and climate crimes—as well as ANTI-sex crimes, like deleting women’s reproductive rights. Brady also requests my sexological analyst of incel hero, Jordan Peterson’s “wet dream” about his grandmother; don’t miss it! But the sexiest story of this show is not a fantasy. It’s Tennessee #PoliceOrgies! Hey, better for cops to have consensual sex with each other than harass and murder innocent citizens. Too bad most of the kinky cops got fired, especially the gal at the center (with six male officers), Maegen Hill. At least her hubby (a cuckold?) is staying; maybe they’ll start a cop fetish OnlyFans! Just as we’re wondering how many orgies are in Tennessee, Cornelius calls in from Tennessee to say there are a LOT more orgies than we might think. AND his police officer cousin attends them in uniform driving his cop car. Birthday shoutout to Mal, aka Kenneth Malcomb Jones, supporter of the Bonobo Female Empowerment Project—who just turned 90 years old! Go Bonobos in 2023! Read more prose & watch the shows: https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-cop-orgy-royal Need to talk PRIVATELY? Experience #PhoneSexTherapy. Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497.

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): @DrSuzy Go Bonobos in 2023 & RIP Willem De Ridder

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It’s the birth of a new year, but also the death of a good friend, Capt’n Max’s former partner in revolutionary publishing, radio, art and adventure, Willem de Ridder. Willem just passed away (we hear from Covid), so we say farewell to this great artist, storyteller, publisher, radio and TV producer, FLUXUS art movement leader, and founder of SUCK, the first European erotic magazine, featuring luminaries such as Germaine Greer, a copy of which found its way around the world and into the hands of another young publisher named Maximillian R. Lobkowicz, aka Mickey Leblovic. 
When Willem met Mickey, the two began a great friendship and collaboration, publishing some of the most innovative sex magazines, Love, Hate, Finger, God, Annie Sprinkle’s Hot Sh*t, The Sprinkle Report, The Ladies Room, the LA Star and more. On this show, we talk about their life and work together, the history of underground publishing in LA, as well as their “pirate” radio shows in Italy and work with many great artists and adult stars like Annie Sprinkle who was Willem’s lover for a time. Together, they traveled through Europe and America, making art, getting busted (22 times!) and publishing “reader-written” magazines that changed the world. 
Yes, changed the world. Now, with social media, 90% of what most of us read is “reader-written,” but back in the Swinging ‘70s, it was unusual if not blasphemous to publish the prose, photos and art of readers—not professionals—with virtually no editing or judgment. An amazing, if unheralded accomplishment for our Max and the late great #WillemDeRidder. 
Though most of this show is one wild De Ridder story after another, we manage to squeeze in shoutouts to our beloved SUZY award winners; Louisiana demanding ID to view erotica; Prince Harry getting spanked by a cougar; Julian Assange, still tragically imprisoned for practicing journalism;  Ron Jeremy declared “incompetent” to stand trial due to dementia; and to the MAGAts in Congress creating the political chaos they are paid by their oligarchical sponsors to create. #GoBonobos in 2023! Make Kink Not War! 
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