The Dr Susan Block Show

F.D.R. The Virgin Show

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality
 
This marks Prince Max’s and my return to the *eargasmic* magic of radio. Both of us have long histories (since the 1970s!) broadcasting live on over 150 local, nationally syndicated and pirate radio stations around the world—from Yale University’s WYBC-FM to San Felice’s Radio Meridian—which we touch upon on our virgin “F.D.R.” internet radio show, aka podcast. Though we’ve enjoyed broadcasting live TV, aka video, on HBO, public access and the internet—we’ve missed broadcasting in the “Theater of the Mind” as can only be done on radio, so here we are doing it again.
We call this series “F.D.R.” in tribute to my mom’s erotic political crush, U.S. President, Franklin Delano Roosevelt. F.D.R also stands for “F*ck Da Rich.” By “rich,” we mean all billionaires (except maybe MacKenzie Scott), high-digit millionaires, the Military-Industrial Complex (including the Space Farce’s new Handmaid’s Tale “Guardians”) and other multi-billion dollar corporations and complexes. What do we mean by “F*ck”? Listen…
In this virgin broadcast, Pr. Max and I reintroduce ourselves and some of our past experiences together and apart. Among the many topics explored are virginity itself; love in the Coronapcalypse; sex in marriage; the sounds of orgasm; Trumpty Dumpty’s fall; making out and heavy petting in Bala Cynwyd, Pa. and Montclaire, N.J.; turning down the D.A.R. (Daughters of the American Revolution) award in junior high; consensual “thought gangbangs” and streaking at Yale; teenage trips to Nepal, Afghanistan (where I climbed the 8200-feet high Bamiyan Buddha, later demolished by the Taliban), Pakistan (where I avoided being raped by claiming to be a Christian virgin) and Israel (regarding my love affair with a young Palestinian in the Garden of Gethsemane) financed by selling pot; Max being hit with a slipper by a horny Lithuanian dancer, our synchronous relationship to the “socialist” Commedia dell’Arte character of Arlecchino; anti-sex censorship on the internet, from Youtube to Pornhub; the close conjunction of Jupiter and Saturn during Saturnalia 2020, what it means for the revolutions of 2021 and the impending appearance of Uranus for a Happy Nude Rear; American wars and occupations; tRump’s rush to execute people; and the Bonobo Way of female empowerment, male well-being, ecosexuality, sharing resources and peace through pleasure. We have so much fun, it’s foreplay for some hot Solstice sex, and maybe it’ll turn you on too…
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Hanukkah Xmas Bedside Chat

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality
 
No strip-dreidel, kissing cousins under the mistletoe or Saturnalian orgies in Bonoboville in the Coronapocalypse. But we mask up, dress up and light up the miracles of Hanukkah, Xmas, Sexmas, Saturnalia, the Virgin of Guadalupe, Winter Solstice 2020 and a Happy Nude Rear with fire, fun and funny stories of holiday sex. After all, sex (with love) is a “mitzvah” (a good deed) on Hanukkah. And Santa sliding down your chimney puts the “X” in Xmas. It’s my 27th Bedside Chat, inspired by FDR’s Fireside Chats, featuring “Rabbi” Howie Gordon, aka former porn star Richard Pacheco, singing the Hebrew prayers as I light the menorah(s), and telling true tales of the Golden Age of Porn. Then Victoria Jade lights up our Womb, strips down and turns around to wish us a “Happy Nude Rear.”
This is all too hot for Youtube, especially now that Google is cracking down harder on sexual expression, plus we show a few excerpts from Howie/Richard’s movies, including “Talk Dirty to Me” with Sharon Kane and “Sex Play” with our friend, the amazing Mother of All MILFs, Kay Parker. Watch it all uncensored and free on DrSuzy-Tv: https://drsusanblock.com/hanukkah-xmas-2020
We also celebrate the end of Trump’s divisive reign over our country, our media and our minds (we hope). Though he *could* do one good thing before he goes: Free Julian Assange! It might earn him a hug from Pamela Anderson. I also give a #GoBonobos to the new LA DA George Gascon, and I introduce the Bonobo Dildo Nativity Scene featuring the Divine Interventions Baby Jesus Buttplug and Mother Mary Bonobo (sexy cousin of the Virgin of Guadalupe).
Need to talk PRIVATELY about holiday sex, the holiday blues, your happy nude rear or anything else you can’t talk about with anyone else? Call the Therapists Without Borders at the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213-291-9497. We're here for you.

Kinky Krampus

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality
 
Gruss vom Krampus! Bonoboville’s first Krampusnacht is a raucous, racy, revelatory, spanking-hot, bonoboësque festival of KRAMPUS, the horned (and horny) devil of medieval Alpine folklore and Hollywood movies. Krampus is the dark side of Santa Claus, the “Bad Santa” who looks like a sinister version of that ancient Greek, half-human/half-goat "God of the Wild," Pan (patron saint of the bonobos whose Latin name is pan paniscus). While old Saint Nick brings joy and gifts to “nice” boys and girls, Krampus frightens, punishes, whips and spanks “naughty” children of all ages during the Xmas season, but especially on Krampusnacht, the night of December 5th, which just so happens to be when this show was broadcast live. 
Since this is BTC (Before The Coronapocalypse), we don’t wear masks, literally slobbering all over each other as we celebrate. AND it being 2015, we don’t talk about tRump (see “Krampus Trumpus Rumpus” for that)! But we do talk about murder and mayhem, and how the best way out of the cycle of violence is through the Bonobo Way of peace through pleasure. Of course, sometimes pleasure involves a bit of pain (no killing though!), which is one reason we love Krampusnacht! 
And what better naughty Xmas elf to consensually “punish,” spank and play with than the adorable, articulate and erotically magical Odette Delacroix who soon strips down to nothing but her high-heeled sandals and a stocking cap emblazoned with “Naughty" (one reason Youtube censors most of this show)! A lapsed Catholic who once confessed her “sins” of masturbation to a priest, Odette shares an Agwa-infused Bonoboville Communion with buxom adult star Dayton Rains who hungrily devouring Odette’s “altar” like its plum pudding.
The Season’s Beatings continue as I, in Krampus character, birch-slap and Bonobo Way book-spank Odette, Dayton and DrSuzy.Tv ass. producer Biz Bonobo, a.k.a. Elizabeth Aston, decked out for the occasion in fetching plaid lederhosen, climaxing with Odette climaxing, quite loudly as she rides the ivy-wrapped Mad X Bike. For a capper, she instructs her heavily breathing fan, “Masturbation Superstar,” to fulfill his name, as I command, “Shoot the gun between your legs!” which he does, also quite loudly, for a grand finale.
Most of “Kinky Krampus” is too hot to show on Youtube—though the kinky soundtrack is amazing! Watch it all uncensored and free, plus learn more about Krampus, at https://drsusanblock.com/kinky-krampus
Feeling Krampus-Krazy? Got the Holiday Blues? Want to share the Holiday Cheer? Need to talk about something you can’t talk about with anyone else? Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213-291-9497. We here for YOU 24/7 through the Holidays, the Coronapocalypse and beyond!
Gruss vom Krampus, Merry Xmas, Happy Hanukkah, Good Ramadan, Cheery Kwanza, Sexy Saturnalia, Happy Nude Rear and (since I’m probably leaving some upset religion out) Happy Holy-Daze in general. Peace on Earth. Pleasure for All.

Spanksgiving 2017

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality
 
Assume the position. On your knees, back arched, panties down, buns bared and ready. Now watch this spanking hot Spanksgiving show from the Days of Lust and Orgies B.T.C. (Before The Coronapocalypse) way back in nostalgically Naughty November 2017.
My Spanksgiving “sermon” on the Great American Hoax of Thanksgiving, the Pilgrim/Puritan history of Spanksgiving and the erotic virtues of consensual adult spanking opens the show. Then I play Mother Confessor to my guests’ true confessions of traumatic childhood spankings (which reminds me: Don’t spank children; only consenting adults!), revealing the complex, stingy web corporal punishment weaves through generations. Then it’s time for the fun grown-up spanking—plus striptease, birthday cake splosh, pegging, paddling, politix—and more spanking. We even have a Bonoboville Boob-Spanking Butt Bongo Conga Line!
It’s Our Duty to Spank Booty on Spanksgiving!
We also spank and stuff the Trump Turkey to the tune of Carmina Formosa’s “The Kinkster,” the ultimate Spanksgiving song.
My guests feature several SUZY Award-winners, including voluptuous artist and college professor, Rhiannon Aarons; author, wrestler and former Penthouse Pet Christine Dupree; sexy Dominatrix and Birthday Gal Madame Raven Rae; Spankable MiLF Brigitte B (getting a Spanksgiving book-spanking with the Bonobo Way); a big fat naked and squawking Trump Turkey, the sorriest looking slab of white meat ever to sit in the White House, played by artist’s model Michael Q. Schmidt, getting spanked hard for his numerous sins, as well as stuffed by Putin (Tim Sewell) and two strap-on sporting FemDoms. Into the splosh steps Bonoboville rap master Ikkor the Wolf, the HipHop Prince of Spanksgiving, howls “She Bad,” surrounded by the Four Bad Angels of Naughty November.
Much of this show has been censored for Youtube. Watch it uncensored and free at https://drsusanblock.com/spanksgiving-2017
Need to talk PRIVATELY about spanking, stuffing, holiday sex, the holiday blues or anything else you can’t talk about with anyone else? Call the Therapists Without Borders at the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213-291-9497. We're here for YOU.
 

SPANKSGIVING 2020 in the Coronapocalypse

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It’s Our Duty to Spank Booty on Spanksgiving!
Yes indeed, Brothers and Sisters, Lovers and Sinners: On Thanksgiving, let us give thanks. And on Spanksgiving, let us give spanks. Let us spank away the hate, greed and fear that divide us. And let us practice the Bonobo Way of peace through pleasure… with a little spanking.
Consenting adults only. Don’t spank kids. They can’t consent, and spanking kids teaches them that violence is the answer to problems. Spanking consenting adults is a very different story, and it often has a happy ending!
Historically speaking, SPANKSgiving is more reality-based than THANKSgiving. Mostly likely the traditional tale of peaceable Pilgrims sharing a friendly feast with the local native Wampanoag tribe is a big historic hoax. However, Pilgrim Fathers (and some of the Mothers) were very much into spanking, whipping, humiliation, putting transgressors into stocks and public disgrace, often for sexual “sins.” Of course, most of this was nonconsensual—which makes it all pretty awful. In any case, their own records show those Puritanical Pilgrims were into some kinky corporeal punishments, laying the historic groundwork for Spanksgiving!
Usually we celebrate a Very Slappy Spanksgiving in Bonoboville with a big spanking orgy, but in the Coronapocalypse, we have to scale it down—way down—to the point that I’m spanking myself! Talk about “Spanking the Monkey”… Season’s Beatings!
I also physical-distance flog Mariah, my lovely new associate producer, and I OTK (Over the Knee) spank Stormy, my favorite blow-up doll, all dressed up for the holiday in Yale panties and a spanking skirt.
Between spankings, we enjoy a great Bedside Chat with our special guest, bright, beautiful and very colorful Alice Bangz, SHSU student, sex worker, Sisters Against Assault (SAA) activist, striptease artist and fan of consensual adult spanking.
Spanking is too good for the Trumpkin, who’s so conceited he still won’t concede as of this live broadcast, so it’s Smashing Trumpkins Voodoo time again; the next day, he authorizes the transition, proving My Voodoo works!
The end of the show features a Spanksgiving 2018 bonus clip of me OTK-spanking Juici May until she squirts (it’s Holy Water!) all over my lap, but we can’t show you that on YouTube. To see this whole show uncensored and free, go to http://drsusanblock.com/spanksgiving-2020
Need to talk PRIVATELY about spanking, squirting, holiday sex, the holiday blues or anything else you can’t talk about with anyone else? Call the Therapists Without Borders at the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213-291-9497. We're here for you

“In the Spotlight” at DomCon

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The tables are turned as DomCon Headmistress Cyan and Madame Margherite, frequent guests on The Dr. Susan Block Show, invite me to be THEIR guest “In the Spotlight.” DomCon has long been the ComicCon of Kink, the Met Gala of Fetish and the Bonobo Way in High Heels and Latex. Now, with this Brand Spanking New Show, it’s becoming the MSNBC of BDSM.
Throughout the hour, we explore my life, times, philosophy of sex and sex therapy; some of the early childhood experiences that helped make me kinky; the emergence of my “Dr. Suzy” persona; kink-positive phone sex therapy, FemDom cuckold therapy, incel sex therapy, bonobo liberation therapy; bonobo conservation and The Bonobo Way of female empowerment, male well-being, sharing, caring and peace through pleasure; dating in the Coronapocalypse and how my first book, “Advertising for Love,” predicted online dating; the politics of sex work; our thoughts on the recent election; Dominatrixes Against Donald Trump, Splosh ‘n’ Art, the healing power of kink; and releasing your Inner (Nonhuman) Animal. That last subject segues into a real nonhuman animal, the world’s cutest Pomeranian, Chico, making an adorable appearance. A fun, FemDom, far-ranging and very sapiosexual interview!
Read more and check out the photos: https://drsusanblock. com/spotlight
Need to talk PRIVATELY about YOUR kinks, politics, fetishes, formative experiences or anything else that you can’t talk about with anyone else? You can talk with me or one of our other Therapists Without Borders at the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime. Call 213-291-9497. We're here for you.

Kink Month III: Night of the Cougar

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A cougar is a large American wildcat, a powerful pussy who could eat you alive if she’s hungry. A “cougar” is also a mature, experienced woman, sometimes a “MILF,” who enjoys having sex with younger men, called “cubs.” This describes my featured guest, Sally Mullins, beautiful kinky “FemCom” (female comedienne), part-time porn star (Jamie Foster), recently seen on Amazon's "Sleazy Does It," and proud cougar, and what a great, sexy, funny, wildcat time we have with her on this show (her first time)!
We also talk about serious stuff, like sexual harassment, the burgeoning #MeToo movement (this is October 2017), the “Revenge of the Pussies,” Harvey Weinstein, Bill O’Reilly and Donald “Pussygrabber” Trump, and how they relate to sexism, racism and interracial cuckold fantasies.
Then we dive into stimulating a man’s “P-spot” (prostate), referencing Jill Hamilton’s interview with me for Cosmo (Gypsy Bonobo’s “Sexy Girl Bible”), as I show off my Magic Dildonic Vibrating Broom’s ability to penetrate my partner’s P-spot or G-spot, as I ride the vibrating shaft into bliss. Harry Potter never had it so good.
Into this den of felines comes Ikkor the Wolf and his Smoketober Fest Crew, Brigitte and Teresa. Unsurprisingly, there’s chemistry between the Cougar and the Wolf. Is this Cougar Bachelorette? Naughty MILF Brigitte gets over my knee (OTK) for a Bonobo Way book-spanking. Then we all take Bonoboville Communion and Sally undertakes Trumpocalypse Therapy, applying CBT to our Drumpf doll’s little gherkin, as I Bonobo-Way book-spank him for giving us PTSD (Post-Trump Sex Disorder), and Adam, Sally’s “human pet” in a canine mask, sits by our feet like a good dog. Then I bring out the big guns. That is, the big phallic gourd named Gourdy. Sally loves Gourdy so much, in an ecosexual way, she removes her top to the tune of Carmina Formosa's "The Kinkster” for boobie sex so hot, Gourdy almost gives her a pearl necklace. Climactically, Ikkor raps “She Bad,” which is the perfect Cougar Anthem as we all dance and play. Then we get serious again and take a knee against police brutality, having just learned of Colin Kaepernick’s new (at the time) movement (mainly because it upset Drumpf so much).
There is fair amount of nudity on this show, mostly sexy cougar Sally, but also flashes of other people and dildonic objects, all of which is censored for Youtube. If you like cougars, you might want to watch this whole amazing show uncensored and free: https://drsusanblock.com/cougar
Need to talk PRIVATELY with a real Cougar and/or MiLF about anything you can’t talk about with anyone else? Call the Therapists Without Borders at the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213-291-9497. We're here for you

Happy Birthday Prince Max! Happy Anniversary Bonobo Way! Good Riddance tRump!

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Ahoy there and welcome aboard Capt’n Max’s Birthday Cruise, one of the few pleasure ships sailing through the Coronopocalypse. Though Capt’n Max isn’t really a Captain; he’s a Prince on both sides of his family, Lobkowicz (Czech Dad) and Filangieri (Italian Mom). That and 20 bucks will buy us a bunch of royal blue balloons; in other words, it’s pretty worthless. But what we lack in capital, we make up for in a life of love, adventure and bonoboësque sexual revolution.
It’s also the 6th anniversary of The Bonobo Way: The Evolution of Peace through Pleasure which was my birthday present to Max, a gift that he, a pioneer publisher (The LA Star, Love, Hate, God, Finger, The Brentwood Bla Bla and Beverly Hills, the Magazine, among others), published six years ago.
Considering current events, the message of the Bonobo Way of peace through pleasure is more timely than ever!
And what a great birthday gift Prince Max and The Bonobo Way receive the morning of this live broadcast: the sound electoral defeat of the Monstruous, Maskless Big Baby, the Pathological Lying, Child-Caging, Racist, Sexist, Grifting, Noxiously Vulgar, Grossly Incompetent, Pussy-Grabbing, Reality-TV-Forged, Science-Disdaining, Oligarch-Fellating, Climate-Change-Denying, COVID-Killing, Nepotistic, Narcissistic Nazi Mango Mussolini, Big Bully (Yet Big Sissy) Presidunce!
I’m sure I’ve left out a few choice descriptors, but you know who I’m talking about.
The Trumpus has had America in a chokehold for four long years. Now finally we are free of him.
At least, those are the election results.
Best Birthday Gift Ever!
We also say farewell to my friend, mentor, Bonobo Way supporter, erotic artist, antiwar activist and sex revolutionary, the great Godmother of Masturbation, Dr. Betty Dodson, who passed away, like the sexy witch she was, on Halloween.
Meanwhile, happy birthday and anniversary wishes come in from friends and fans, including “Most Bonobo Political Activist” SUZY Award Winner, Chris Gagliardi, who sings “Happy Birthday Max” and celebrates the Downfall of Drumpf and the success of our “Resistance,” predicting the ascendance of our “peace through pleasure movement.”
Throughout this show, Pr. Max tells fascinating, funny stories of love and war, Italy, New York, New Jersey, Hollywood (where he was sexually harassed), his quirky royal family, including a war criminal (Carlo Filangieri) and his most famous Italian ancestor, Prince Gaetano Filangieri, brilliant philosopher friend of Benjamin Franklin who inspired Thomas Jefferson to include “the pursuit of happiness,” along with “life” and “liberty,” in our Declaration of Independence.
What an enthralling Bedside Chat (#25 in our series), all about Max’s amazing life and Bohemian Good Times, the timeliness of the Bonobo Way of female empowerment (congrats Kamala Harris for cracking a new glass ceiling), male well-being, sharing, caring and making peace through pleasure, as well as how good it feels to join together with a majority of American voters in giving dastardly wannabe dick-tator Drumpf a boot to his behind.
Read the sapiosexual show journal: https://drsusanblock. com/max-bday-bonoboway-loser-trump
Need to talk PRIVATELY about sex, love, politics or anything you can’t talk about with anyone else? Call the Therapists Without Borders at the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213-291-9497. We're here for you.