The Dr Susan Block Show

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Valentine LUPERCALIA World Bonobo Day 2021

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality
It’s Valentine’s Day, Galentine’s Day, Ballentine’s Day (ok, Capt’n Max made that one up), Chinese New Year, National Tortellini Day, Single Awareness Day (a listener tells us about that one) and World Bonobo Day (#GoBonobos!) 2021, and we celebrate them all, especially LUPERCALIA, the original pagan Valentine’s Day that marks the coming of Spring with the race of hormones, the howl of the wolf, the sensual, consensual sting of the whip and the lusty, fun-filled blessings of Pan, the horned, horny, mischievous and ecosexual god of the wild.
Here in Bonoboville, we’ve celebrated the Lupercal, V-Day and all the High Holidays of Love with a fabulous flogging festival, Commedia Erotica reenactments, live music and a wild bacchanalian orgy of orgies for over 10 years. But it’s 2021, and we’re still making our masked and physically-distanced way through the treacherous Coronapocalypse, so it’s just my #1 Valentine and me (plus able engineer Unscene Abe), broadcasting this special, heartfelt episode of F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich) radio, featuring one of the greatest stories hardly ever told, the primeval tale of the Lupercal.
We also say R.I.P. to Hustler publisher, Free Speech fighter and “interracial” porn pioneer, Larry Flynt, as well as Chicago 8 (and 7) antiwar activist Rennie Davis, and we roll our collective eyes over the “Gutless Offensive Pathetic” (GOP) refusal to convict twice-impeached Capitol Riot-inciter and all around a-hole, Donald J. Trumpty Dumpty. Not that we expected him to be found guilty by a “jury” of many who are also guilty.
But first our F.D.R. Love Train takes the time warp through the Italian countryside just outside of Rome, and we venture into the deep dark womb-like cave of the Lupercal, where the ancient Holiday of the Heart was born… Can’t get enough of V-Day’s amazing origin story? Read more and check out the hot pix and videos: https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-valentine-lupercalia 
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F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Fantasy Tailgating

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality
Riding the Bonoboville Superbowl Streamliner, tailgate-style, Capt’n Max and I choo-choo with the crew through big games, wild fantasies, brave new realities, Big Tech censorship battles (on YouTube AND Facebook fronts for us this week—how about you?) and comic erotic politics.
All aboard the Speakeasy Bar Car where we dine on celebrity sex scandals (#EatTheRich), from Armie Hammer’s alleged cannibalism fetish to Marilyn Manson’s reported abuse, along with an intriguing statement from Dita Von Teese (a DrSuzy.Tv guest on our Bettie Page show, etc.), plus cuck-calling cuckold Roger Stone’s suspected role in the Insurrection, with an indigestible dollop of Margarine Taylor Greene on QAnon Koolaid-laced Trumpty Dumplings. So… what will prevail: Rightwing Stupidity or Leftwing Timidity? Having been interviewed that morning on WCAP-AM 980 Active Radio with Hartley Pleshaw, who compares the violent Trump Riots to the Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King’s peaceful 1963 March on Washington, I’m inspired to deliver my own little “I Have a Dream”-inspired, “I Have a Fantasy” State of Sex 2021 Address. Finally, as the train whistle blows, we wish you a Happy Horny Valentine’s Day, World Bonobo Day, Lupercalia (the original pagan Valentine’s Day), and Kung Hei Fat Choi. Happy Chinese New Year of the OX! #GoBonobos for insights, eargasms and the great Himalayan water buffalo who helped me survive a deadly monsoon.
Rather read than listen? Just heard the whole show, but want more? Go to https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-fantasy-tailgating
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F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Stocks, Cocks & No Glocks!

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How can a BJ stop a thief? Is a “short squeeze” a Wall Street ploy or self-pleasure technique? What’s new in cannibalism (#EatTheRich—now on special!)? Which posterior act did former Arizona Governor Mike Huckabee confess to committing with a corn cob? What are the odds that Liz Warren will OTK-spank the QAnon Shaman as he testifies against Daddy Trump? How can you have hot Valentine sex—whether you’re single, in a couple or trouple—in the Coronapocalypse? What great sex worker victory just blessed Brooklyn? What’s up with Subway’s phallic fake tuna on fake bread? How are ammosexual “Proud Girls” Margarine and Lunatic, blessed by Swamp King Drumpf, playing Congress? What the hell-in-heaven’s name is going on, and how can The Bonobo Way help out?
Listen above or below for answers, insights and "eargasms for all" on our latest edition of F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich) Radio as Capt’n Max and I talk, laugh, cough stonedly and moan erotically on another great sapiosexual train ride through time. Joining us are train engineer Unscene Abe, Speakeasy dining car attendant Mariah and more Bonoboville fellow travelers, our numbers magically contracting and expanding from eight bonobo sapiens and a dog to thousands of cheering, physically-distanced, masked revelers. So, what are you waiting for? Slip into some sensuous headphones and tune radio erotica and politix like you won’t hear anywhere else….
Rather read than listen? Just heard the whole show, but want more? Go to https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-stocks
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F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Are You Libel? Have You Been Dumb-Bot-Droned?

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Whether you’re libel, libeled or just liable to go nuts these days, this show is for you. Actually, it’s for YouTube. But you can listen in (if they don’t censor it). Yes, Youtube is on a censoring rampage, and I am the latest victim of the Dumb Bot Drone Army in Google’s Military-Internet Complex. It’s not as bad as the U.S. Military-Industrial Complex, but it’s joining forces and wreaking damage… as well as damages. Not only did YouTube censor me for no discernible reason, but it also libeled and defamed me. How? I’ll give you a hint: It’s not what you think it is. Listen to this show for the full crazy-making story.
We also celebrate the end of the Trumpus as U.S. Presidunce. Woohoo! We defeated the fascists (for now)! Amen and AWOMEN! Now we have to wrestle with the boring, centrist, capitalist, anti-sex neoliberals, while still holding firm against the fascists. In other words, we have to F*ck Da Rich, and that’s our name, F.D.R. Plus we ask: Who’s worse: Diaper Don or Deadly Dubya? And we talk about Julian Assange (#FreeAssange!), the QAnon Shaman and other Trumpers now turning on “Daddy Trump”; Robbie Martin’s in-depth interview with me, “Sex Workers Battled Big Tech First, Obscenity Laws & Cuckolding in the Trump-era with Dr. Susan Block,” on Media Roots Radio; Capt’n Max’s Mafia Prison Feasts; Ben Franklin (friend of Max’s ancestor Gaetano Filangieri) and Franklin Delano Roosevelt (F.D.R.—that’s us!) in the Oval Orifice + more insights and eargasms, riding that train through time in the Speakeasy bar car. All aboard!
For more, go to https://drsusanblock .com/libel
To listen to the show that YouTube censored, go to https://drsusanblock.com/insurrection
Need to talk PRIVATELY about something you can’t talk about with anyone else? You can talk with us… Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497. For more information, visit https://drsusanblockinstitute.com/phone-sex-therapy. We’re here for YOU.

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich) 4: Fascism & Fetishes

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Still reeling from the Rape of the Capitol, we are back on the train through 2021. It’s International Fetish Day, so Capt’n Max and I join the worldwide conversation currently swirling around actor/heir Armie Hammer’s alleged “cannibalism” fetish, as well as the more frightening fetish for fascism, “wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross,” now roiling the U.S.A.  Between drinks, joints and appetizers (though no grilled toes on this Dining Car), we talk about MAGA and QAnon fantasies vs/ Christian and cannibal fantasies; “eating” pussy vs. tequila toe shots; Ben Shapiro’s “Wet Ass P-Word” vs. Cardi B’s wet ass; “Daddy Trump” vs Charlie Manson (bonus: You’ll hear Capt’n Max’s harrowing and hilarious story of being threatened by the Manson Family, a true tale that inspired a scene in Beverly Hills Cop); MAGAt Exhibitionism vs. Riot Porn; Fa vs. AntiFa; a fetish for fascism vs. the Bonobo Way—and much more!—with Mariah, Unscene Abe and a studio audience of thousands, all masked up and riding that train. Message to tRump: Before you pardon all your Rotunda rapists, pardon Julian Assange! All aboard the F.D.R. Bonobo Way Express, Streamliner Track 4, for eargasms and insights into fascism and fetishes.
More here: http://drsusanblock.com/fdr-fascism-fetishes
Need to talk PRIVATELY about something you can’t talk about with anyone else? Whatever your politics, culture or sexuality, you can talk with us… Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497. For more information, visit https://drsusanblockinstitute.com/phone-sex-therapy. We’re here for YOU.

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): “After the Insurrection”

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Everyone is grappling with the “wild” fallout of the Capitol Trump Riots, and so are we. On our third radio episode of "F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): After the Insurrection," Capt’n Max and I explore the issues surrounding tRump’s sedition and the Coup Attempt as we ride our magic train into the Great (and not so great) Unknown.
Plus we talk about sex!
Hop aboard and join us in the Speakeasy bar car for sapiosexual eargasms and political insights as we investigate the Siege of the MAGAts, QAnon’ers, White Power Incels, Neo-Nazis, “Daddy”-worshiping Proud Boys, Militia members, cultish ammosexuals, Cosplay “Patriots,” LARPing Confederates and raging Jokers—storming the “People’s House,” shouting “Stop the Steal,” “USA!” and “The President Sent Us,” in a vain attempt to violently stop the certification of electoral votes.
In related news, I clarify that I am NOT the Trump Insurrection-supporting, raving-mad MAGAt who bears my name, “Susan Block.” Quite the opposite! Fortunately her full name is “Susan Allan Block,” and mine is “Susan Marilyn Block”….though her brother-in-law (the family owns Block Communications, and the notoriously Trumpist Pittsburgh Post-Gazette and Toledo Blade) was in my class at Yale (how embarrassing!).
We also discuss MAGAt Mary Miller of Illinois’ praise for Hitler, the dangerous-to-sex-workers and Freedom of Speech “Stop Internet Sexual Exploitation Act” (SISEA), and the origins of “Awomen” in the mid-1990s on The Dr. Susan Block Show. Plus we celebrate Stacey Abrams’ triumph in Georgia, in between drinks, tokes, moans of pleasure, peels of laughter, stories of sex, love, socialism and thoughts on why “The Rich” ought to surrender to getting “F*cked” nicely… or else they might get “eaten” ravenously.
Learn more at https://drsusanblock.com/FDR-Insurrection 
Need to talk PRIVATELY about something you can’t talk about with anyone else? Whatever your politics, culture or sexuality, you can talk with us… Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497. For more information, visit https://drsusanblockinstitute.com/phone-sex-therapy   We’re here for YOU.

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): #GoBonobos in 2021

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Come join us in the Speakeasy bar car on the train into 2021. Then we’ll slip into the sleeper car to share stories of sex and socialism, laugh, sing, philosophize and make love, crying out in ecstasy as the train whistle blows… so nobody knows.
All Aboard! It’s our first live show of 2021 and the second episode of “F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich),” another eargasmic radio podcast hosted by Capt’n Max, aka Prince Maximillian R. Leblovic di Lobkowicz di Filangieri, and me.
The title of this broadcast is also my New Year’s Resolution for 2021 which I deliver in parts as a live dramatic reading as the train rolls on.
Choo-choooo!
In between the parts, we reminisce about The Great Erotic Train Ride (the first erotic “Bedtime Story for Adults Only” that Max and I made together), cashing a settlement check when I sued the L.A.P.D. while Max was a fugitive in France, and how a Dr. Susan Block Show’s “Happy Nude Rear” made our Montana engineer exclaim, “Makes my butt sweat!”
We also announce the launch of the Bonobo Happiness Exchange and Max tells the story of the old Big Joe’s Happiness Exchange. He also reminds us of that rusting oil tanker off the coast of Yemen (first mentioned on our “Virgin Show”) about to explode into an environmental and humanitarian catastrophe unless some compassionate billionaire steps up and fixes it.
Then we check in with our old-friend-the-porn-star Kiss, aka Anna, listening to F.D.R. on Facebook Live in Hawaii, and Danny in Dubai who wants an “open relationship” with his wife, as we chat in-studio with assistant Mariah and tech director Unscene Abe. Actually, everybody is “unseen”; it’s a radio show. Calling in from Amarillo, Texas, Elvis Presley tribute artist, Smokey Binion, Jr., wishes us a Happy New Year and sings “Love Me Tender” expressly for Mariah who is excited to have a “fan.” From Bonoboville, L.A. to Hawaii to Texas to Dubai, we are riding that train, high on… life. We’re also hopeful for a more bonoboëque future in 2021.
Read the text of My New Year’s Resolution to “Go Bonobos in 2021” here: http://drsusanblock.com/go-bonobos-2021
Or read it on Counterpunch: https://www.counterpunch.org/2021/01/01/go-bonobos-in-2021/
Note: The #GoBonobos in 2021 banner features The Dr. Susan Block Show “Class of 2020”
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It’s The SUZYs! Announcing the 9th Annual DrSusanBlock.Tv Awards for 2020...

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Happy New Year & Happy Nude Rear 2021, Brothers & Sisters! It's the SUZY awards! Yes indeed, even in the uneasy thick of the Coronapocalypse, the SUZY Awards must go on! Masked and physically-distanced, of course, but with as much bonoboëque passion and a better, more diverse group of talented winners and sore loser(s) than ever! Are YOU a winner? Check out the Winners' and Losers’ List and watch this amazing show (with all the hot clips) uncensored and free:
https://drsusanblock.com/awards2020
Honoring excellence in broadcast artistry and exhibitionism for the 9th consecutive year, the DrSusanBlock.tv Awards, a.k.a., The SUZYS, recognize erotic performance, sexual intelligence and Weapons of Mass Seduction, celebrating The Bonobo Way of female empowerment, male well-being, sharing resources, ecosexuality and peace through pleasure in all kinds of weather, while paying tribute, with love, humor and deep respect, to those who work and play in the fields of sexuality, equality and world peace. There’s never been a more urgent time to honor PEACE, Community, SeXuality and “lust over greed” than right now. Thus, as a new (hopefully healthier!) year begins, well before XBIZ, the AVNs, the TEAs, the Oscars, the Grammys, the Tonys, the Emmys and the Golden Globes trot out their awards, the last Dr. Susan Block Show of 2020 is here to acknowledge the best of that crazy year on “The Greatest Sexuality Show on Earth.” Our goal, as always (besides having a cum-ton of fun), is to 1) advance the cause of sex education, health and research, 2) inspire better pornography with a more sex-positive, ecosexual and sapiosexually stimulating aesthetic, 3) support sex workers and political activists fighting for greater social and economic equality, and 4) to save the real bonobos from extinction while 5) supporting a more bonoboëque ethos in the world. #GoBonobos for the Wonderful Winners and Sore Loser(s), and for real bonobos. Save the bonobos and they will help us save ourselves
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