The Dr Susan Block Show

Bedside Chat 25: “Survival of the Friendliest” with Dr. Brian Hare & Vanessa Woods on The Dr. Susan Block Show

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality
Is your dog smarter than you? Can bonobos show you how to share your love? And what did Darwin really mean by “Survival of the Fittest”? That only the strong survive in the race to the top? Or does “fittest” really mean friendliest and, in a way, sexiest? If so, what does that say about the history and precarious future of humanity?
In this fascinating, fun, science-rich Bedside Chat of the Coronapocalypse (#25), I interview Duke University Professor of Evolutionary Anthropology, Dr. Brian Hare, & award-winning journalist/research scientist, Vanessa Woods (married bonobo and dog experts whom I’ve known over ten years!) about their amazing new book “Survival of the Friendliest: Understanding Our Origins and Rediscovering Our Common Humanity.”
Learn the natural, evolutionary secrets of our closest Great Ape cousins, the Make-Love-Not-War bonobos, and our four-legged best friends, our very own amazing dogs, that will help you be a friendlier, sexier, more peaceful and sustainable human being… AND help save the world from imminent Anthropocene dissolution!
Also featuring Chico the Pomeranian Power Puppy, Congo the Retired Service Dog (Golden Lab Mix) and a lot of friendly bonobos in the wild, at Lola ya Bonobo Sanctuary and in the San Diego Zoo.
Read more on https://drsusanblock.com/survival-of-the-friendliest. 
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F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Sex, Politics & Horsepower

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality
From Horseracing to Horseplay to Horse Abuse to Hot Sex on Horseback to Anthropocene Horsepower taking us for a Ride into Jacked-Up Ammosexual War Without Peace & Various Climate Crises (Drought! Floods! Fires!), the F.D.R. Love Train penetrates the Tunnel of Love at 7000 Horsepower on a Hot Night. Yeeha! “Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy” (Cowgirl-Style), & Listen Up for another Great Ride—Straight from the Horse’s Mouth… with Horseradish: Choo-Choo!
And we continue to mock the Billionaire Dicks in Space Race (over a million horsepower!), and we mourn the victims of the 76th Anniversary of (perhaps) the Worst of America’s many Ammosexual War Crimes, Dropping the A-Bomb on Hiroshima. Plus We Deliver the Good (and Bad) News about Senior Sex; Lesbian Peach & Apple PussyFruits; Our Recent Ridiculous, Unconstitutional, Illegal, Erotophobic Police Raid; the Deadly Drunk-Driving Accident in Front of Bonoboville; Vaxxing News & Anti-Vax Blues in the Still-Raging Coronapocalypse; Pleasure, Pain & Orgasm; #GoBonobos for American Shero Cori Bush; Free Britney from Her Demonic Daddy! Free Assange! Free Yourself…
And stick around for this week’s Bacchanalian post-show throwback, our “Last Show in the Old DTLA Speakeasy” featuring Porn Stars, Comics, Artists and Realtors, including Kat Dior, Selma Sins, Jayden Lee, Natalie Moore. Joe Munkey-Barz, Selena White, Isiah King James IV (now Super Pornstar Isiah Maxwell), Lotus Lain, Moe the Monster, Fawnia the Realtor, Daryl Wright, JuxLii, Amanda, Pappi, Chris Gore, & My Caricature of the Night by Stripperella Comic Book Artist Anthony Winn.  Watch the show (along with other videos we can’t show you on Youtube), and read more about everything: https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-horsepower
Need to talk PRIVATELY about something you can’t talk about anywhere else? You can talk with us… Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497.

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Sex, Sleazy Cops, Republican Brains & the Great Unvaxxed

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality
This show wins a Reddit’s “Party Train” award, which is fitting as we love to “Party Like Bonobos.” Though we aren’t throwing our famous bacchanals these Coronapocalyptic days, we still have love—for each other and for you, my darling listener. But this week’s Love Train is a Runaway Train, partly because I want to run away from the horrors of modern life, climate catastrophe, resurgent Coronapocalypse, massive economic inequity, eviction crisis, tightening sexual repression, looming specters of fascism and the deadly domestic war games of my fellow ammosexual Americans, some of whom are the police. It’s also partly because “Runaway Train” is a great old Soul Asylum song that actually helped some people find their way home.
Of course, we can’t run away from our problems, but the goal is the journey on the Runaway Party Love Train.
Brothers & Sisters, Vaxxed or Unvaxxed, all are welcome aboard (it’s just a virtual train). Though it wasn’t part of our plan, “To Vax or Not to Vax?” evolves into a central question of this ride, with two callers on utterly opposite sides.  It’s the Vaxxed vs. the Great Unvaxxed (kind of like The Great Unwashed) on F.D.R. Capt’n Max and I are vaxxed (we’re not dumb), but we are willing to listen and try to understand.
In a related effort to understand (okay, and also laugh at) our fellow looney Americans, we dissect the “Republican Brain”—and brains, since some are raving ammosexual MAGAts, and a few are old-school (also ammosexual)—recalling our amazing  show, Sex & the Republican Brain, which happens to be this week’s throwback bacchanal with Republican Brain author Chris Mooney, as well as a bunch of fabulous porn stars, kinksters and fetishists, plus the “Orson Wells of Fetish Filmmaking,” Michael Simmons, who is inspired to call in to this show. While he’s very pro-vaccine, another old friend, Kristen Rocks, calls to say why he’s not “anti-vax,” but he won’t get vaxxed. And here we all are in the Anti-Vaccination Nation. See why I want to hop a Runaway Train?
We also talk about our recent unconstitutional keystone-cops-ish police raid and our plans to sue!
Watch the illuminating and orgiastic “Sex & the Republican Brain” show (along with other videos we can’t show you on Youtube), and read all about the sleazy police raid: https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-vax
Need to talk PRIVATELY about something you can’t talk about anywhere else? You can talk with us… Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497.

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Pervy Police, Grindr Priest, Ethical Ice Cream, More Billionaire Space Dicks & other Issues of Sex, Politics & the Bonobo Way

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality
Slightly shocked and quite incensed by the recent, ridiculous, groundless and rather prurient *police raid* of F.D.R. broadcast studios, we hop on the Love Train to share the story and our plans to respond to this illegal assault. We also talk about other stuff, like Bezos shooting his trash-spewing cock-rocket into the suborbital cosmos for the latest episode of Billionaire Sperm Wars in Space, while Musk buys Planet Uzi (with Dogecoin?).  The rich are human beings like the rest of us—they’re just morbidly obese with money. F.D.R. is a radio weight loss program for Da Rich.
One of the main topics of this ride is the torrid tale of the “Grindr Priest,” Monsignor Jeffrey Burrill, head of the US Conference of Catholic Bishops, sworn to celibacy and caught picking up cute dudes on Grindr. It’s a perfect storm of issues involving sex, spyware, Church-proscribed celibacy, privacy and hypocrisy.
We also cheer fellow Jews for Palestine Ben & Jerrys; recount Ken Silverstein’s interview with me—still shaking from the raid!—on his podcast Washington Babylon; Incel Issues & Polyamorous Possibilities; Bennifer kisses vs. ours; DomCon coming; navigating this weird bend in the Coronapocalypse (ok, it’s all weird); and then it’s back to our Arcadia Keystone Cops police raid, the assault on our business, the handsy frisking and the official yet illegal “inspection” of our building and our bodies. At least, nobody got killed or hurt. Just a little light molestation under color of law. Stay tuned for our response to this unconscionable invasion…
And stick around for this week’s sapiosexual, multi-orgasmic post-show throwback, “Sexual Intuition & the Motorbunny” featuring “How to Get Laid Using Your Intuition” author Susanna Brisk, ultra-hot porn star Elle Voneva, voluptuous FemDom Jenna Rotten and more! Watch the show (along with other videos we can’t show you on Youtube), and read all about the pervy police raid: https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-pervy-police-grindr-priest
Need to talk PRIVATELY about something you can’t talk about anywhere else? You can talk with us… Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497.

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Billionaire DiCKS in SPACE RACE & Other Issues of Sex, Politics & Bonobos

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality
As life on Earth is rapidly being incinerated, flooded, suffocated, blown apart and fried alive, the world’s two richest space cadets—Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk—plus another fly boy billionaire with less billions (SIR Richard Branson)—are “ejaculating their ego rockets” into space to determine the answer to this apparently important question: Whose dick, aka rocket, is bigger, stronger and faster? Though seriously folks, who wants a fast dick? And who needs this Billionaire Dicks in Space Race?
Comparing 2021’s Astral Cockfight with 2003’s Cockfight at the Baghdad Corral with bonobos penis-fencing (the bonobos win!), we come up with Blue Balls on the Moon, Sperm Wars in Space, what a waste. Of course, Bezos is no stranger to phallic exhibitionism; remember National Enquirer editor David Pecker’s pic of Bezos’ pecker?  But how many pics of Bezos’ Pecker did David Pecker pick? Say that three times and you’ll fly to the moon. 
We also investigate the out-of-control ammosexual LAPD; ending the U.S. embargo against Cuba; orgasms for older folks (that be us!); edging for onanists; DomCon coming(!); big hoses and wet buckets; my meeting with Neil Degrasse Tyson (and his astrophysical view of the Billionaire Space Dicks); the Coronapocalypse resurfacing with the Pandemic of the Unvaccinated; the Perma Wars and the MIC; and sex, sex and more sex—it’s better than war and won’t hurt the Earth (procreation notwithstanding)! Free Britney (she’s almost free)! Free Assange… before it’s too late.
In honor of the sweltering season, this week’s wild bacchanalian throwback is Hot Summer Power Plays, featuring a kinky bevy of sexy porn stars, rappers and Sanctuary Dommes and switches. Read the journal and watch the show, along with other videos we can’t show you on Youtube: https://drsusanblock .com/fdr-billionaire-space-dicks
Need to talk PRIVATELY about something you can’t talk about anywhere else? You can talk with us… Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497.

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): PULLING OUT in Love & War

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality
Traveling through soaring heat, flooding subways and the surging variants of Climate Change, I just make it onto the Love Train as it’s pulling out of the station, and as it happens, PULLING OUT—in love and war—is our theme for this wild ride. 
As birth control, pulling out is a risky, but if the condom breaks, it can be just what you need. Also, pulling out is the preferred way to male climax in porn; how else can you see the “money shot”? As for relationships, lots of people who fall in lust later discover they're not compatible, and then it's best to pull out.
When it comes to war—specifically the U.S. “perma-war” in Afghanistan—pulling out is just what we need. Moreover, it’s what Afghanistan needs, so F.D.R. is celebrating!  But pulling out takes discipline. Even then, it’s messy. The Taliban are awful, but endless occupation is worse. Maybe if nobody invades their country for a while, Afghanistan will return to peace. Meanwhile, the U.S. should provide a way for our Afghan allies, translators, etc. (especially women) to escape the almost inevitable civil war and/or wrath of the Taliban. 
On this show, I talk about my personal connection to Afghanistan, having traveled through Kabul, smoked the world’s best hashish in Mazar-I-Shariff, climbed to the top of the Bamian Buddha and ridden horseback around Lake Band-I-Amir. Later, I even had sex on a horse (not WITH the horse—ON the horse, with my equestrian lover behind me) and more eargasmic tales of orgasmic adventure. 
Capt’n Max, Unscene Abe and I also compare torture in the NXIVM sex cult with Guantánamo and in Dubya’s old fraternity, and reminisce about “ART BOMBS: American Libertines for Peace” (held between the White House Frat House bombing Afghanistan and Iraq), our art show at El Teatro in Cannes, France. 
Speaking of France... Happy Bastille Day! Liberté, Égalité, Fraternité!  Joyeux Quatorze Juillet!  Don’t miss our amazing bacchanalian, baguette-spanking-hot, after-show throwback celebrating the Storming of the Bastille and the French Republic’s birthday with a touch of ooh-la-la, “Bastille Day Burlesque” in Bonoboville. 
Read the journal and watch the hot “Burlesque Bastille Day” and other videos we can’t show you on Youtube: https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-pull-out 
Need to talk PRIVATELY about something you can’t talk about anywhere else? You can talk with us… Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497.

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Fireworks of Sex & Politics

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality
It’s funny how fireworks—4th of July Orgasms for the Eyes—can symbolize both love AND war: sexual climax on the one hand, and “bombs bursting in air” on the other. I prefer erotic fireworks which don’t pollute the environment, cause fires or scare your dog. Well actually, they might scare your dog, if you scream a lot, like I did the morning of this show. If you’re using real fireworks, keep them away from the LAPD, or they might just blow up your neighborhood—in an effort to save it, of course.
The 4th honors FREEDOM, the greatest aphrodisiac... though restraint is a close second. Consensual restraint, that is, and we love us some BDSM! 
We also…• Celebrate the death of glib War Criminal, Donald Rumsfeld (Good Riddance to Bad Rummy!)  and mourn the deaths of his hundreds of millions of Iraq War victims• Cheer the indictments against that other Donald’s Trump Crime Family CFO Allen Weisselberg.• Denounce the Olympics banning US sprinter Sha’Carri Richardson due to testing positive for Cannabis (if marijuana made you run fast, I’d be the Hermes of Speed and Weed)• Analyze the release of self-confessed and convicted nonconsensual sleep fetishist (aka rap1st with “Sleeping Beauty Syndrome”) Bill Cosby (while innocent Julian Assange remains in Belmarsh prison). • Critique the new Princess Diana statue for making her look like a matronly predator• Free Britney! Free Assange! Free Yourself the Bonobo Way
For more explicit erotic fireworks, watch our post-show throwback, “Wonder Woman Femocratic 4th of July” featuring fabulous FemDoms, sexy porn stars, an erudite Professor, music, striptease, Motorbunny orgasms and squirting fireworks. Plus read my journal and see all the stuff we can’t show you on Youtube: https://drsusanblock .com/fdr-fireworks
Need to talk PRIVATELY about something you can’t talk about anywhere else? You can talk with us… Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497.

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Love, War Crimes, GasMasks & Free Assange!

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality
We get into a veritable orgy of topics on this Love Train ride!
With lusty love for kinky orgasms, starry-eyed hope for War Crime-exposing journalist Julian Assange to finally be freed from America’s chokehold in an English dungeon, nauseated laughter over the Sorest Loser being back on the Ammosexual American Vanity and Insanity tour, cheers for the Stonewall Rebellion flamboyantly GAY sex revolutionaries, we-told-you-so feelings for the latest SESTA/FOSTA news, disgust for military IFOs and excitement about a dirty "PiG" (and no, we don’t mean Nicolas Cage), we choo-choo to a great sapiosexual climax to June, 2021.
Partly in response to the Trumpus Rumpus Rally, and also because it’s a spectacular, our after-show throwback is “GasMaskGirl in the Trumpocalypse” (2016) when I predicted we’d all be wearing masks by 2020! Making it a total GasMask night, Mistress Ameena of GMG joins us to talk gasmask chic, the FemDom life, and the pleasurable of face-sitting from her Queening Stool, where she always makes sure her subbie can breathe… unlike Derek Chauvin, who actually has "chauvinist" in his name. But we refrain from calling him a male chauvinist “pig” because we’re excited about Vanessa Block’s new film of that name. 
The American Military-Industrial Complex (MIC) and the Prison-Industrial Complex (PIC) both have Julian Assange in a chokehold, though, with the chief U.S. witness admitting he lied, the Wikileaks publisher really should be released, but will he be? 
Now it's been proven: SESTA/FOSTA does not PROSECUTE guilty sex traffickers, but PERSECUTES innocent sex workers and all of our freedom of erotic expression. 
And we explore an orgy of other topics, including male circumcision; my Counterpunch article on “The Kinkster Candidate” Zack Weiner (a Weiner who’s not being a wiener, even though outed); the Stonewall Rebellion vs. the MIC’s “woke” recruitment ads; IDF war crimes against Palestinians; the Pentagon’s report on UFOs vs. the Pentagon’s actual IFOs (bombs); Ron Jeremy in jail; the farting fetish; fears and joys of pegging; marvels of mature orgasms; how pleasure heals pain... temporarily.
Read the journal and watch the hot GasMaskGirl show and other videos we can’t show you on Youtube: https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-gasmask
Need to talk PRIVATELY about something you can’t talk about anywhere else? You can talk with us… Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497.