Bonobo Spring Equinox Bacchanalia

It’s Spring Equinox, and the Womb Room is blooming with daffodils and the scent of sexual excitement, as the leaders of LA’s pleasure-seeking party circuit, artists, authors, porn stars, doctors, comics, fire performers, gorgeous “naughty girls” and hot frisky guys come together to party like bonobos in Bonoboville, sharing salty skin, spirits, hot wax, bike rides, laughter and goodness, gracious, great balls of fire, ringing in Spring with a blaze of collective joy, heralding The Bonobo Spring Revolution.

First up on the bed, our guest of honor is author, sex coach, model and international jet-setting party girl Sienna Sinclaire. We haven’t seen sultry Sienna since our 21^st Wedding Anniversary when she presented us with her first book Naughty Girl’s Guide to LA, which we’re delighted to be listed in. Now she has another deliciously “naughty,” fun-filled erotic tourist handbook, Naughty Girl’s Guide to Las Vegas. Sienna’s friends, fans and sister(!) make up more than half of the Womb Room audience, and the crowd (many from her Meetup group) roars with appreciation as she bends over and pulls up her dress to reveal her pantyless and perfectly smooth lady-parts, so that her date, Keith C, can take Bonoboville Communion from her anus. This show puts the “anal” in Bacchanalia.

Not to be left behind, “Unlicensed Professionals” Catherine Imperio and Samantha Fairley, one of the sexiest comedy acts—and funniest sexy acts—on the web, actually do an anal drawing in which Sam holds the paper and Cat holds the marker in her asshole and draws a picture—we’re not sure of what, but it sure is impressive. Actually the top part looks just like my hat. There also seems to be a penis somewhere in there. Talk about anal art! Capt’n Max and I love Cat and Sam. They’re so creative, we don’t know whether to laugh or have sex while talking about them. Speaking of creative, Stripperella artist Anthony Winn does not draw with his asshole, just his fingers (I know, how conventional), but it’s great to have him back in Bonoboville, sitting in the front row, sketching the multiple examples of feminine pulchritude on my broadcast bed.

Check out the show journal:  https://drsusanblock.com/bonobo-spring-equinox

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