America’s Birthday Spanking

I’ve always loved the 4th of July—the fireworks, the skimpy clothes, the sexy stars and stripes. But this year, it’s kind of strange, like so much is strange in the Coronapocalypse, for reasons both personal and political, all of which we explore on my 15th Bedside Chat. The best part is that we celebrate America’s birthday with a big, beautiful birthday spanking, followed by a caller who wants to know how to “properly” spank his hot new girlfriend, followed by more spankings of Sunshine dressed as Miss USA, so it’s like we’re spanking America for our sins against the Natives. Though to maintain physical-distancing, it’s not an OTK (over-the-knee) spanking, but a masked 6-foot whipping. So we whip up a festival of spanking hot fun. The worst part is that, essentially, I’m “stood up” on the 4th of July by my featured guest (I won’t out them because I’m not that kind of gal)! But it does give me a good excuse to spank my Ass. Producer Sunshine’s hot ass. We did not plan to do a spanking show, but the best laid plans may not get you laid the way you planned. So, we play the hand we are dealt and we do a great spanking-hot, firecracking show! Capt’n Max also gives me a foot massage, so there are more benefits to having disappearing guests. Plus we talk about tRump’s plummeting polls, his Confederate statue fetish and Mount Rushmore COVID festival, Kanye's "Birthday Party' run for President, Karens, Stone Mountain, the KKK and the NFAC and more spanking with lots of sexy sparklers that almost burn down Bonoboville. Of course, we can’t show the topless spanking on Youtube, but you can see the whole uncensored show and read the sapiosexual show blog: https:// drsusanblock .com/ americas-birthday-spanking Need to talk PRIVATELY about spanking, whipping, America’s sins, your sins, being “stood up,” cancel culture, Post-Trump Sex Disorder or anything else you can’t talk about with anyone else? You can talk with me or one of our other Therapists Without Borders at the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime. Call 213-291-9497. We're here for you.