Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality
Happy Thanksgiving (get stuffed from both ends!) and Slappy Spanksgiving! It’s our duty to spank booty on Spanksgiving! Consenting adults only please. Don’t spank kids. The Bible says, “Spare the rod and spoil the child.” I say: Spare the child and save that rod for your (consenting adult) lover.
Indeed, SPANKSgiving is more authentic than THANKSgiving. Most historians agree that the Thanksgiving Story of a feel-good gathering of friendly Pilgrims and Wampanoag Native Americans is whitewashed hogwash, aka “Fake News.” Sure, those Pilgrims ate Squanto’s corn when they were starving, but then they slaughtered as many “savages” as they could with their matchbox muskets and blankets filled with smallpox.
SPANKSgiving is not Fake News. Those Pilgrims (and Puritans) were into punishment—especially of sexual sins. According to their own town records, they administered many spankings, paddlings, canings, whippings, stocks, tar and feathering, “public disgrace,” Pilgrim-style.
Here in Bonoboville, we enjoy roleplaying our erotic vision of such historic Puritanical punishments; the big difference being that our “sinners” are consensually spanked. Watch this week’s spanking-hot bacchanalian throwback, Spanksgiving 2012, featuring a galaxy of fetish, porn and mainstream stars, including Goddess Soma Snakeoil, Fat Mike of NoFX, Ed Furlong, Danny De La Paz, Monica Keena, Teal Conrad, Natasha Star, Sinn Sage, Starry Knight, Dane Cross, Shay Golden, Brock Hard, naughty little Pippi and more. What a sizzling rump roast of a show!
Spanksgiving 2021 is more low-key, just Capt’n Max and me exploring the therapeutic benefits of spanking, flogging and other impact play, as well as the evolution of Pilgrim muskets into much deadlier AR-15s. Too bad the NRA doesn’t profit from spanking paddle sales.
This brings us to ammosexual poster boy Kyle Rittenhouse, whose Brett Kavanaugh-style blubbering (and a MAGAt judge) got him acquitted. No punishment—not even a spanking. As Killer Kyle walks free, Julian Assange, who exposed killers, rots in prison. FREE ASSANGE! We also take calls and comments from old friends—maybe it’s because of the Holy Daze, but it’s FRIENDSgiving on F.D.R. —and review our adventures with the Arcadia Politburo and the specter of Techno-Feudalism. What if our future is feudal, making it futile to even try to speak out?
Read more prose and watch the shows (that are too kinky for Youtube): https://drsusanblock .com/fdr-spanksgiving-2021
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