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F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): @DrSuzy Valentine Lupercalia Bonobo Day Foreplay

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It’s Valentine’s Season 2023—the High Holidays of Love. Though My #Valentine Pr. Maximillian Lobkowicz-#Filangieri & I had some orgasmic #SeniorSex #foreplay right before this #FDR (#FuckDaRich): “Valentine Lupercalia World Bonobo Day Foreplay” show (thus our dreamy style), I’ve never liked the stress, commercialism and exclusivity of #VDay, one of the reasons I enjoy Lupercalia and World Bonobo Day. So we share the sexy lefty LUSTY whiptastick history of the #Lupercal before it was sanitized, desexualized and commercialized by the Catholic Church, Hallmark, See’s & DaBeers, Being #ProBonobo, we also celebrate #WorldBonoboDay with #BonoboLove honoring humanity’s Great Ape cousins, the #bonobos. We also talk about the upcoming “Sex Before the Internet,” a new series on Vice TV, in Episode 5 featuring Me & Other Luminaries discussing the #SexMagic of HBO Documentary Films “Real Sex” #RealSex & “Radio Sex TV” In other news, “Phony Cafone” Ron DeSantis is banning books & forcing girls to report menstrual periods.   Armie Hammer is now telling his side of the Cannibal story which began him being molested by his pastor.  Yes indeed. At the dawn of Christianity, the Church Fathers terminated the truth of Lupercalia in favor of the fake news of Valentine’s Day (just as #YouTubeCensorship recently terminated My YouTube account and turned Pan into the Devil! Let’s keep #Pan, the horned horny God of Nature, the #Bonobos (pan paniscus) & the Wild alive. Donate to Friends of Bonobos to help #SavetheBonobos. Read more prose & check out all the lusty Lupercalia shows: https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-valentine-lupercalia-bonobo 

F.D.R. Radio (F*ck Da Rich): @DrSuzy COPS & BOTS

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & SexualityStill reeling from being #suckerpunched by #Googlebots removing my YouTube channel—I see Memphis cops real-life sucker-punching a man to death, the LAPD suffocating another, other cops shooting others, & more & more cases of Death-by-Cop, & I feel pretty dumb, crying ab out my YouTube channel being erased. What’s a little censorship by bots compared to murder by cops? Well, one leads to the other. The bots that “terminate” our internet lives are the digital version of cops that exterminate people’s real lives. Ironically, bots don’t stop disinformation, & cops don’t stop crime. Both #cops & #bots are the attack dogs of “Da Rich” . The obscene #Capitalocene pits us against each other, Tyre Nichols murdered by fellow black men in a cop gang, my channel killed by a fellow liberal woman named Susan who runs YouTube (though bots did Susan Wojcicki’s dirty work). Pr. Maximillian Lobkowicz di #Filangieri, Abe Bonobo & I continue mourning the #CopCity murder of climate activist Tortuguita as YouTube’s censoring of My CounterPunch colleague Ramzy Baroud’s pro-Palestine videos & Abby Martin’s RT shows as we gag over gay Nazi Nick Fuentes fantasies of women in burkas, as antiwar truth-teller Julian Assange remains in prison, as left & right continue to fight, because “Da Rich” would rather we fight against each other than unite against them. #BonoboSapiens of the World Unite! We need sexual healing The Bonobo Way… Otherwise, repression turns into depression which can turn into lethal expression, mass-shootings that make war zones of our streets, supermarkets, schools & dance halls. The recent Monterey Park Dance Hall mass-murder hits close-to-home for us geographically, as well as emotionally. I've often recommended ballroom dancing to men who want to get close to women in an erotic yet respectful way. What a shame that one old #ammosexual’s frustration turned a haven for romance & dance into a death chamber. But this #FDR (#FuckDaRich) ride isn’t all death & politics; Brady calls in asking for help assessing a date’s sexual interest & wondering what does it mean when a prospective lover tells you they’re #Asexual? We have a great time answering (as you will listening), as well as celebrating Bonobo Adriana’s Flirty-30th birthday, the sexual-healing power of bare boobs, the release of another #SexCalls video, “Bisexual Monogamy,” & more…  So, cuddle up to your favorite sexual healer (even if that sexual healer is you! Love yourself…) and listen. 
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Read more prose & see the uncensored shows: https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-cops-bots

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): @DrSuzy Youtube Muzzles Free Speech

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Our YouTube Channel was just zapped—15 years of peace, love, bonobos, art, music, history and sex education—erased by Alphabet bots with all the humanity of the letters #AI which might stand for “Artificial Intelligence,” but in reality, it’s Artificial Ignorance. So suddenly, without warning, Pr. Maximillian Lobkowicz #Filangieri's & My video memories of a decade and a half were destroyed, our voices silenced, #ballgagged, #muzzled like a dog, banished from the YouTube commons, the public square of modern human discourse. We’re in shock but not surprised, as #censorship is on the march throughout social media (YT zapped Abby Martin’s wonderful RT videos a few months ago), having long muzzled Mainstream Media, and though we are bloodied by YouTube owner Google’s #evil attack, we are unbowed. Yes “evil” - Google’s now-discarded “Don’t Be Evil” motto was just lipstick on a greedy pig. Is there a chance of resurrection? Not being billionaires or big celebrities, not likely, but we spend a portion of this #podcast trying to properly pronounce YouTube CEO Susan Wojcicki’s name as we beseech her to take a look at our channel and into her heart and “do the right thing”. Weirdly, the one-word reason given us for our summary execution is #harassment not saying whom or what we allegedly “harassed,” let alone allowing us to face our accuser in any kind of court—but simply dumb-bot droning our 15-year-old channel, condemned without trial to “permanent” death.  Fortunately, WE are not dead, and we vow to keep fighting for #FreeSpeech and all of our sexy, lefty, pro-bonobo causes, wherever and whenever we can, with a song in our hearts, laughter on our lips and a little excitement in our undies. Speaking of life and death, we say RIP to Tortuguita, the peaceful environmental activist shot dead by police in Atlanta’s Cop City. We also shout-out Mae West who was often censored in her times help newly single Samantha, aka “Posh Proletariat Spice,” with dating advice, and Wally calls in to sympathize with our #YouTubeCensorship woes, which weigh so heavy we forget to say Happy Chinese New Year. It’s the Year of the Rabbit so let’s hop on the Motorbunny and do our best to break through the tightening muzzle of censorship in 2023. Read more prose and enjoy the shows: https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-youtube-censors

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): @DrSuzy COP ORGIES, TOXIC ROYALTY

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Strap yourself in or strap one on, and listen in on this wide-ranging wild ride on the Love Train. We begin with a couple of endings, saying RIP to old friend and filmmaker Michele Capozzi, as well as Lisa Marie Presley, American Rock Royalty, dead at 54, victim of cardiac arrest and toxic celebrity. Lifting the skirts of British #ToxicRoyalty, Prince Harry’s “Spare” might just help to “abolish the monarchy,” or at least take it down a peg (pun intended for William, Prince of Pegging who sounds like a royal pain in the butt). I am NOT a fan of Pr. Harry killing 25 people, though to be fair, his toxic family has killed, colonized and enslaved hundreds of millions more. Toxic celebrity takes many forms, from royal poison to political/sexual conspiracy theories that take our hungry imaginations down rabbitholes like Pizzagate, revived like a stale slice of pepperoni by Callin’er Brady, tortured by visions of heinous sex crimes perpetrated by “elites,” all of whom are in bed with Balenciaga and on a plane with Jeffrey Epstein (dead or alive). My view: whether or not they’re committing sex crimes, ALL of these “elites” are committing war crimes, economic crimes and climate crimes—as well as ANTI-sex crimes, like deleting women’s reproductive rights. Brady also requests my sexological analyst of incel hero, Jordan Peterson’s “wet dream” about his grandmother; don’t miss it! But the sexiest story of this show is not a fantasy. It’s Tennessee #PoliceOrgies! Hey, better for cops to have consensual sex with each other than harass and murder innocent citizens. Too bad most of the kinky cops got fired, especially the gal at the center (with six male officers), Maegen Hill. At least her hubby (a cuckold?) is staying; maybe they’ll start a cop fetish OnlyFans! Just as we’re wondering how many orgies are in Tennessee, Cornelius calls in from Tennessee to say there are a LOT more orgies than we might think. AND his police officer cousin attends them in uniform driving his cop car. Birthday shoutout to Mal, aka Kenneth Malcomb Jones, supporter of the Bonobo Female Empowerment Project—who just turned 90 years old! Go Bonobos in 2023! Read more prose & watch the shows: https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-cop-orgy-royal Need to talk PRIVATELY? Experience #PhoneSexTherapy. Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497.

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): @DrSuzy Go Bonobos in 2023 & RIP Willem De Ridder

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It’s the birth of a new year, but also the death of a good friend, Capt’n Max’s former partner in revolutionary publishing, radio, art and adventure, Willem de Ridder. Willem just passed away (we hear from Covid), so we say farewell to this great artist, storyteller, publisher, radio and TV producer, FLUXUS art movement leader, and founder of SUCK, the first European erotic magazine, featuring luminaries such as Germaine Greer, a copy of which found its way around the world and into the hands of another young publisher named Maximillian R. Lobkowicz, aka Mickey Leblovic. 
When Willem met Mickey, the two began a great friendship and collaboration, publishing some of the most innovative sex magazines, Love, Hate, Finger, God, Annie Sprinkle’s Hot Sh*t, The Sprinkle Report, The Ladies Room, the LA Star and more. On this show, we talk about their life and work together, the history of underground publishing in LA, as well as their “pirate” radio shows in Italy and work with many great artists and adult stars like Annie Sprinkle who was Willem’s lover for a time. Together, they traveled through Europe and America, making art, getting busted (22 times!) and publishing “reader-written” magazines that changed the world. 
Yes, changed the world. Now, with social media, 90% of what most of us read is “reader-written,” but back in the Swinging ‘70s, it was unusual if not blasphemous to publish the prose, photos and art of readers—not professionals—with virtually no editing or judgment. An amazing, if unheralded accomplishment for our Max and the late great #WillemDeRidder. 
Though most of this show is one wild De Ridder story after another, we manage to squeeze in shoutouts to our beloved SUZY award winners; Louisiana demanding ID to view erotica; Prince Harry getting spanked by a cougar; Julian Assange, still tragically imprisoned for practicing journalism;  Ron Jeremy declared “incompetent” to stand trial due to dementia; and to the MAGAts in Congress creating the political chaos they are paid by their oligarchical sponsors to create. #GoBonobos in 2023! Make Kink Not War! 
Read more prose & watch the shows: https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-willem-de-ridder
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The SUZY Awards 2022! @DrSuzy

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Honoring excellence in broadcast artistry and exhibitionism, erotic performance, pro-sex politics and Weapons of Mass Seduction, celebrating The Bonobo Way of peace through pleasure in all kinds of weather, for the 11th consecutive year… 
It’s the SUZYs 2022!
Well before XBIZ, the AVNs, the TEAs, the Oscars, Critics Choice, the Grammies, the Tonys, the Emmys, the BAFTAs, NAACP, XRCO, SAG and MTV #awards and the Golden Globes trot out their awards, we are here to acknowledge the best and worst of 2022 with the DrSusanBlock.tv Awards, a.k.a., “The SUZYS.”
Are YOU a winner?
So… Merry Xmas, Sexmas, Festivus AND a Happy Hanukkah (it’s the 7th night when we broadcast live), Happy Kwanza, Happy Pancha Ganapati, Io Saturnalia, Merry Winter Solstice, Happy Whatever You Celebrate 2022 AND a Happy Nude Rear! We’re looking up the ass of the past year! And I haven’t even gotten to the Prince of Pegging award.
In a way, the SUZYs are the Anti-Award Awards. Our goal, as always (besides having a cum-ton of fun), is to advance the noble cause of sex education—more important than ever, as we face draconian crackdowns on sexual speech and activity by Big Tech and our Supreme Court Injustices. We also aim to inspire better erotica and pro-sex political activism, as well as to save the real bonobos from extinction and support a more bonoboësque, Make Love Not War, Make Kink Not War ethos in the world. 
As is traditional for The SUZYs, we do not invite the winners, or anyone at all to the award show, so don’t worry, you didn’t miss out! Just sit back by the yuletide fire, pour yourself a flute of champagne, smoke a doobie, relax, cheer for The Best, boooo The Worst and enjoy the #SUZY awards….
Honorable mention goes to the one Callin caller who manages to squeeze onto this #SUZYaward-packed live broadcast, providing a very sex-educational lesson in religious hypocrisy!
Peace on Earth. Pleasure for All. Amen. Awomen. And a Happy Nude Rear!
For a list of all 2022 SUZY Award winners (and losers), go to: https://drsusanblock.com/awards2022
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F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): @DrSuzy Saturnalia Hanukkah Sonata

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From sexy highs to stormy lows, we ride the turbulence of the holiday season. Still high from my incredible “Dosed” interview with the marvelous Abby Martin & Mike Prysner, I hop on FDR with Capt’n Max, & we roar through Saturnalia with a new release of our orgiastic broadcast from exactly 17 years ago, “XXXmas Saturnalia 2005,” tracing Xmas’ bacchanalian history, wishing, as always, for Peace on Earth & Pleasure for All. 
But the evil Krampus—& Antiochus—are never far… and there’s always that nagging Hanukkah worry: Who wants to kill all the Jews NOW? In Hanukkah 2022, that’s easy: Ye (Oy Ye!), aka Kanye or “Con Ye” trying to con us into thinking he’s a misunderstood genius, or poor lonesome bipolar cuckold Incel for Christ… when he’s just an garden variety anti-Semite. Con Ye buddy Nick Fuentes is so incel, he’s volcel, & proclaims that having heterosexual sex is gay. FYI: Judaism & Zionism are not at all the same, & it really hurts Jews for Palestine like me when idiots like Con Ye & Volcel Fuentes conflate the two.
We also say farewell to amazing Twin Peaks composer Angelo Badalamenti & honor International Day to End Violence Against Sex Workers. But the most exciting & unsettling part of the show is what makes it a “sonata,” expressing the rage under the surface of holiday cheer with “conflict instead of continuity, ultimately deriving its impact from the explosive power of tonal organization (definition of “sonata”).  The center of the storm is Heidi, a conspiracy theory lover who says she’s not into conspiracy theories, but instantly starts spouting one about the Clintons in Arkansas. Max gets mad, Heidi gets banned, I get unsettled, & if you get vicarious thrills from the unfiltered sounds of fresh marital discord live-on-the-air, this show’s for you! It’s also great radio for other reasons, & we eventually make-up, the Bonobo Way, with a lot of good sex & bananas. Max also predicts his friend Joe will drop all charges against Julian Assange. All Saturnalian conflicts aside, this is our Solstice wish. And speaking of drama, a couple LA Sheriff’s deputies were caught having sex on the radio. Assuming it was consensual, I’d rather they have sex than shoot us, wouldn’t you?
Read more prose & see the show(s): https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-saturnalia-hanukkah-sonata
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FDR Radio: @DRSuzy Yale, Jail, Sexual Grail & the Bonobo Trail

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Hop aboard FDR as we celebrate the release of my roundtable at Yale and Brittney Griner’s release from Russian jail, and we continue our search for the “Sexual Grail,” riding the rails of the Bonobo Trail. Midway through, Capt’n Max and I pick up the charming “Heidi” as we make these stops (and more) along the trail:• At the Arcadia City Council holiday party, I got a hug from outgoing Mayor Tom Beck, patron saint of Santa Anita horseracing and King of the Kangaroo Court that’s been harassing Bonoboville!• LA City Council’s party was even worse with Santa-capped Councilmember Kevin de Leon physically assaulting Jason Reedy!• Santa Anita Racetrack’s 2024 “Breeder’s Cup” gives me dystopian nightmares of pregnant handmaids racing to see who can give birth to the most unwanted children first… which unfortunately arouses some commenters, like the descriptively named "Gerbil Hung," though his silly fantasies are nowhere near as bad as the all-too-real Supreme Court-ordered spaying of women’s rights.• Why anxiety should be channeled through consenting adult kink—not legislation. Eroticize, don’t politicize, your fetishes!• Why I love-hate those #Yale elites.• Trying to pick a 2022 SUZY award winner for “Worst Yale Grad”—but there are so many! Bush? Alito? Kavanaugh? DeSantis?• From Forced Breeding to Forced Feeding!• From Britney Spears in 2021 to Brittney Griner in 2022, we’re freeing Brittneys everywhere!• It’s my half-birthday, and a good present (Joe, ya listening?) would be to free Julian Assange, Leonard Peltier and so many more… but tRump-for-Jail—please! • From the Prison Industrial Complex to YouTube Jail to banishment to mental jails, and now if you have consenting-adult premarital sex in Indonesia, you could go to jail.• And let's not forget Mr. Yale-to-Jail: Oathkeepers founder Stewart Rhodes!• Our continuing search for the “Sexual Grail” of orgasm takes us to the clitoris, Mother of (Almost) All Female Orgasms• Republican Independent Counsels couldn’t nail Bill Clinton for any of his so-called crimes in Arkansas, so they nailed him for getting nailed.• One more half-birthday wish: Peace on Earth. Pleasure for All. As the Megamachine forces us down the road of endless conflict and consumption, let’s switch lanes to the Love Train on the #Bonobo Trail, the path of sharing simple consensual pleasures, wherever we can.
Read more prose & see the show(s): https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-yale-jail-grail-trail
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