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DomCon Bound on DrSuzy.Tv @DrSuzy

DomCon Bound on DrSuzy.Tv @DrSuzy

May 15, 2022

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality

We're BOUND for DomCon 2022, where I will deliver “Make Kink Not War: Be BONOBO” and hobnob with the world’s finest FemDoms at the Met Gala of Latex and the Comic Con of Kink... so let’s get in the mood with ‘DomCon Bound” (2018). This amazing spank-tastic splosh-irific throwback features DomCon and Sanctuary royalty, including Mistress Cyan, Goddess Phoenix, Lady Remedy Ann and Madame Rose plus adult film star Alix Lovell and the beautiful artistic family of Daniele Watts, Chef Belive & Zivu + Bday Boy Jux Lii & Ikkor the Wolf! Plus impact play orgasms, electric flogging, snaketail-whipping, five pairs of boots, four kinds of spanking, three types of twerking, butt bongo and a big naked birthday cake splosh. Also, anti-tRump talk and kink - all kinds of kink. Make Kink Not War!

This version is audio-only (otherwise Youtube would censor us and shut us down!), but you can watch it uncensored and free on DrSuzy-Tv: https://drsusanblock.com/domcon-bound

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Masturbation Month Kick-Off 2016 @DrSuzy

Masturbation Month Kick-Off 2016 @DrSuzy

May 9, 2022

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality

Merry Masturbation Month, Brothers and Sinners, Wankers, Yankers, Sperm-Bankers and Monkey-Spankers… In this bubbly celebration of self-pleasure, broadcasting live from Bonoboville, we kick off the M Month with a bang, a buzz, an orgasm, a squirt and a rush of pink-and-blue May-Day-infused communal ecstasy. We also lick up some luscious Bonoboville Communion, take in a little M Month history, share funny masturbation stories and present my 8 Great Benefits of Masturbation… because self-pleasure doesn’t *just* feel good; it IS good for you... and the Earth (Masturbation is Ecosexual). 

I open our blast-off into the Mmmm Month straddling the Sybian—an excellent mechanical device that, without attachments, makes me feel like I’m riding an extra-special vibrating horsey on a magical Merry-Go-Round—which I continue to ride merrily throughout much of the evening featuring Alana Cruise aka Savannah Fyre, Dayton Raines and more.

Watch this show uncensored and free: https://drsusanblock.com/masturbation-month-kick-off 

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30th Wedding Anniversary!  @DrSuzy A Bedside Chat on Married Lust, Trust & the Bonobo Way

30th Wedding Anniversary! @DrSuzy A Bedside Chat on Married Lust, Trust & the Bonobo Way

April 17, 2022

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality

Opening up our new Womb Room, celebrating 3 DECADES of lawfully-wedded love and sex-revolutionary marriage from our broadcast bed, Capt’n and I are back in the sack, cranking up the Mattress Madness, even as the Arcadia Politburo Kangaroo Court tries to repress our right to lie down. 

Hallelujah. Praise the bed! You can do a lot on a bed, even while awake, as we demonstrate on this Bedside Chat, chatting away, showing off our April 12, 1992 Wedding Album, testing equipment, ranting, reminiscing, researching, taking selfies, making out, smoking, drinking, horsing around, reading old diaries, making new jokes, dishing silly celebrities, protesting the war(s), goosing each other, welcoming the anniversary cake, playing with the dog and more making out… all in bed! We don’t even get to the sleeping part. Though, since we’re on the F.D.R. radio Love Train, you could say we’re in the Sleeper Car. Choo-choo! Have bed will travel…

True to our motto of making love first in order to make love last—for at least 30 years—we kick off this auspicious anniversary weekend with a little lovemaking, aka sex. It was just *Old People Sex,* so nothing too strenuous, but an essential aspect of keeping lust and trust alive long-term. The older you get, the truer this is. So, have sex first (if you want to make love last), and then, if you feel like it, you can always do it again… and again (and yes, we did). Capt’n Max shoots blessed blanks, so no pearl necklaces—at least not the ejaculatory kind. But we’re both decked out in oodles of real and fake pearl necklaces, strands, earrings, belly chains and bracelets, pearls of wisdom, purity and pure silliness, the pearl being the sexy symbol of the 30th Wedding Anniversary, the lustrous symbol of lust plus trust, crystalized into a shining little ball of beauty within the 30-year marriage oyster.

Besides celebrating our own crazy long marriage, we talk about other people’s marriages. We’re inspired by newlyweds Julian Assange and Stella Moris, disturbed by Will and Jada (who gives a bad name to good cuckolding!) and even more disturbed by U.S. Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas and MAGAt Coup Queen Ginny Thomas.

Though our 30th Anniversary Bedside Chat is tons of fun, our actual anniversary at Le Meridian with its exhibitionism-friendly window plan and awesome mattress takes us right back into the Love Zone.

Read more prose and watch the (uncensored) show(s): https://drsusanblock.com/30th-wedding-anniversary 

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ART of the TEESE @DrSuzy with Dita Von Teese on DrSuzy.Tv

ART of the TEESE @DrSuzy with Dita Von Teese on DrSuzy.Tv

March 30, 2022

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality

“Art of the Teese” aired live on The Dr. Susan Block Show three years before there was a Youtube! Circa December 1, 2001—as American forces invaded Afghanistan—we preferred to “Make Kink, Not War” and penetrate the beautiful mind of one of the greatest kink models ever: the fabulous Dita Von Teese. Due to unforeseen circumstances, after the live broadcast, this remarkable interview was never posted… until now!

On the cusp of kinky superstardom crossed with mainstream celebrity when she joined me in my broadcast bed, Dita Von Teese was a fetish model, burlesque princess and budding lingerie mogul just starting to design what would grow into her multi-million dollar #DitaVonTeese brand—and all while dating controversial rock superstar Marilyn Manson. 

Now, Marilyn Manson is much more controversial, accused of terrible crimes by his ex-fiancé Evan Rachel Wood and others (not Dita), which he denies and for which he has sued his accusers. Both Manson’s fans and foes may find something of interest in this in-depth interview.

This was Dita’s second appearance on DrSuzy . Tv; her first (with Mistress Antoinette) was on my 1996 interview with the one and only Bettie Page. Dita takes it to the next level in “Art of the Teese,” not only speaking freely, thoughtfully and yes, teasingly, about her life, loves and art; she also lets us tie her up… while we continue our interview (though we can't show you that part on Youtube)!  Promoting the old Pink Bubble Bath Film Festival (where she was the host and I was a judge), Dita shares the kinky pleasures of vintage stockings, corsets, striptease, ballet, bondage, bisexuality, catfighting, spanking, red lipstick (a Manson fetish) and the torrid tale of her first climax. She also helps me handle callers into bondage and Dirt Devil self-love and flogs a couple of lucky audience members. Plus, she shares some very intimate details of her relationship with Manson—from first kiss to groupie games to court cases.

“Art of the Teese” is #26 in My Bedside Chat series on DrSusanBlock . Tv. Introduced by BlockFilms executive producer, Maximillian R. Lobkowicz, aka Capt’n Max live from Cannes, France, and my own erotic philosophy of teasing, it then puts the spotlight where it should be: on the dazzling Dita Von Teese, for a uniquely fascinating, in-depth look into the playful yet powerful spirit of this 21st century kink icon.

Watch this show uncensored: https://drsusanblock.com/dita-von-teese

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F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): @DrSuzy Iraq to Ukraine: WARS SUCK (but not in the good way)

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): @DrSuzy Iraq to Ukraine: WARS SUCK (but not in the good way)

March 23, 2022

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality

Ever get the feeling you’ve seen this movie before? I have, and it sucks. I really don’t want to see it again, and I’m pretty sure you don’t either, unless you get off on war porn. Yet here we are seeing it again… and again.

At least, we have good sex to keep us warm and somewhat happy to be alive! 

Well, some of us do. Capt’n Max and I are so blessed, but on this live 3/19/22 broadcast, we remember March 19, 2003 as the start of Bush’s “preemptive” invasion. I called it the Rape of Iraq, and in retrospect, it seems like a blueprint for Putin’s current Rape of Ukraine.  Besides monstrous death and destruction, the “collateral damage” of these rapacious, loser wars includes the Rape of Free Speech by Big Tech against so-called “disinformation,” which winds up destroying the work of a lot of great leftists, like our friend Abby Martin.

Not that we spend this whole show mired in war, censorship and bad sex. We also talk about good sex! We get set to celebrate almost 30 years of sexy lefty marriage, first-time sex and orgasms… did I mention orgasms? And EARgasms (this is radio) that lead to braingasms (maybe a sexual revelation!) and hopefully heartgasms that will help us to Be BONOBO and open our hearts to our friends and so-called enemies, to stop the violence against one another and the health of our home, the Earth. 

More topics:
• Almost 20 years ago, as Dubya dropped “smart bombs” on Baghdad, we brought Art Bombs to Cannes:  American Libertines for Peace. A month later, as Bush put on that silly flight suit to preemptively declare “Mission Accomplished,” we accomplished more by parasailing in Cannes.
• Question: Did Putin see Bush’s Rape of Iraq as a playbook for his Rape of Ukraine?
• Ammosexual “war porn” of guns, missiles, jets and aircraft carriers is everywhere while regular porn is demonized and women’s sexuality comes under “Handmaid’s Tale”-style attacks. Yikes!
• In a rare conflict, Max calls American Republicans “Soviet,” while I say they’re not like the Soviets (who tried—and failed—to practice communism), but more like the Russian Tsars that Putin admires.  Well, we practice Bonobo Conflict Resolution: kiss and make-up (it works)!
• The only thing Putin hates more than Communism is wrinkles. Thanks Botox maker AbbVie for making Putin crack! I’m against some sanctions that hurt the Russian poor, but a Botox Sanction is perfect!
• So much for skin-smoothies… onto Sex Tips! Jake (22) calls in from Indiana for help with “first time” sexual intercourse. There’s a first time for everything, but there’s only one first time for anything; you never get to have a second first time, so hopefully, our ideas for good sex and romance will make it a beautiful experience for Jake and his GF. 
• Sarah Ann, who asked me to help her quick-on-the-trigger BF on last week’s “Be BONOBO” show, writes back with a success story, “Hey Dr. Susie [sic], I wuz the one with the one minute man who dont last. we did what you said and made him push dat rope and it worked!!! Now we have good nubbin! THANX YOU SO MUCH” [sic]
• “Richsplaining”—when someone who was born rich tells you how to get out of poverty. This is the Mother of Disinformation.
• Arcadia continues to harass Bonoboville, which isn’t as bad as being bombed by Putin, so we are not complaining! Well, actually we are. And in the midst of our complaints, our electricity goes out! So, we wonder—in the dark—where are we? Caught in the new WWIII? Censored again? Is the Arcadia Politburo after us? Are the Russians coming?
• We talk pearls, symbol of our impending 30th wedding anniversary, gem of Aphrodite, representing the clitoris, the pearl in the luscious oyster of female genitalia, not to mention that pre-come “pearl” that emerges from some guys. 
• Happy Spring Equinox! Vice is coming to Bonoboville right after our anniversary, then we’re off to DomCon 2022 where I will deliver “Make Kink Not War: Be Bonobo,” then it’s “Good Morning New Haven!” for my Yale reunion, and then back for another birthday, kicking off a Bonobo Summer of Love—after two straight years of Coronapocalyptic isolation. Not that we haven’t enjoyed the erotic hibernation, but it’s time to get out… maybe. There’s always the possibility we’ll be bombed by Putin, shot by neo-Nazis or felled by the latest oddly-named strain of Covid. Meantime… enjoy the show!

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F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): @DrSuzy Be BONOBO (Save the Humans)

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): @DrSuzy Be BONOBO (Save the Humans)

March 16, 2022

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality

Rumbling through the fog of war, violence, pestilence and greed, we fear no evil, guided by the light of peace, love and good sex along the bumpy but beautiful Bonobo Way. Be Bonobo. Save the Humans. It’s about sharing power and peace through pleasure, like the bonobos, something we humans have found elusive, much to the detriment of most of life on earth. The news is appalling, the sky is falling, so, in a way, there is nothing to say. But we do have a lot to talk about, for instance…
• With our 30th wedding anniversary coming up, Capt’n Max and I reminisce about falling in lust over our mutual opposition to a very popular war (Gulf War 1)—and here we are in another one. To be fair (to the millions murdered), there have been a lot of wars in between, all for the greed of the Military-Industrial Complex and its cheerleader, the Media. Though we didn’t actually stop any wars, our antiwar romance has flourished and grown into our Bonoboville community and more.
• Meanwhile, violence, war, murder in Ukraine, Yemen and at the NY Museum of Modern Art rise like floodwaters of blood, Ammosexual War Porn gushing across our screens as Russian billionaires play “Hide the Yacht”
• We realize that while I read Nancy Drew for the female empowerment, Max saw the plucky young detective as a sex symbol. So bonobo!
• Lots of sex tips this show!  Danicka calls in from Texas for a mini lesson in how to slow down an eager lover via erotic teasing, and I give Sarah Ann, whose quick-on-the-trigger boyfriend explodes in her mouth before she’s even warmed up, premature ejaculation “combat” techniques.” I also suggest she give him a “snowball.” Questions, explanations, reactions and snowball fights ensue. 
• Sarah Ann, whose quick-on-the-trigger boyfriend explodes in her mouth before she’s even warmed up, gets a lesson in premature ejaculation “combat” techniques,” also prompting me to suggest she give him a “snowball.” Questions, explanations, reactions and sexy snowball fights ensue. 
• Cute Karl Marx-reading Grimes—having had a second baby with Elon Musk after their alleged break-up—is dating Wikileaks Whistleblower Chelsea Manning, and hopefully, those two hot girls can siphon some of that Musky Money into freeing Julian Assange.
• Celebrity Idiocracy crossed with Billionaire Hypocrisy Gone Wild: Kim Kardashian’s latest *advice* to budding businesswomen: “Get your f*cking ass up and work. It seems like nobody wants to work these days.” How dare she?  Skete-Pete Davidson, please keep Kim K’s mouth filled with snowballs so she can’t speak such vile nonsense. 
• More dramatic erotic readings of Daniele Watts (DaLove) poetry inspired by F.D.R. and if anyone can “Be Bonobo,” it’s BeLive and DaLove.
• We support the Ukrainian people, but American Russophobia is getting out of hand. Youtube just took down all of Abby Martin‘s historic “Breaking the Set” episodes on RT (Russian TV). Censorship is ballooning. Soon we won’t be able to find each other…
• As I write this, we're on the cusp of Purim and St. Paddy's Day which we usually celebrate with bacchanals which we’re now featuring as throwbacks. So “Sláinte” and “L’chayim” ya'll!  And whatever you do, through the darkness, confusion, war, war talk and relentless war porn, keep your faith in sex and don’t lose touch with your sexuality, your life force, your LOVE force, the essence of your being. #BeBonobo. 

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F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): @DrSuzy Ukraine Love Train

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): @DrSuzy Ukraine Love Train

March 2, 2022

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality

Like anyone with a brain, we’re going insane from Putin’s Rape of Ukraine. Of course, our poetic angst is nothing compared to the Ukrainian people being attacked by this power-mad bully. Trumpty Dumpty calling Putin a “genius” is just one bully impressed by a bigger bully. As always, we’re for peace, love and The Bonobo Way, though we admire the Ukrainians’ passionate resistance to tyranny.

Putin claims that Ukraine is run by “drug addicts and Nazis,” but their President is a Jewish Comedian. Putin’s unprovoked attack has turned Volodymyr Zelensky, the “Little Yiddishe Comic Who Could,” into a remarkable real-world leader, and the joke is on Putin. Sort of. Who knows how the whole horrific situation will evolve or (more likely) devolve? By the time you listen to this podcast, all the news could change—hopefully to peace and diplomacy… with good sex for all—especially Putin, who seems to need some nookie… gagged and straitjacketed. Though it could all go the other (nuclear) way…yikes!

To help us make “sense” of the crisis, joining Capt’n Max and me on the “Ukraine Love Train” is multiple SUZY award winner Luzer Twersky, recently in Ukraine making “Dovbush,” a film in which he plays the Baal Shem Tov, founder of the Hasidic movement, giving us a very intense, personal glimpse into what is happening in Ukraine right now, updating us with friends’ messages & Telegram newsflashes.

Sorry this show is more about war than love, though we do talk wartime sex, makeup sex and sex workers in Ukraine -  plus NATO’s unsexy “Poking the Bear” provocations. Also, it opens quite lasciviously, with Max spilling his beer in a gush of foam.  And our anthem is still: “Make KINK Not War!” 

Speaking of which, thank you Xbiz for a nice review of  KINK: Another Guide for the Perplexed (with apologies to Maimonides). And don’t miss my State of the Sexual Union address 2022. Of course, that other State of the Union is important, but so is sex, love and the antiwar Bonobo Way of peace through pleasure.  

Being antiwar is not an easy position right now, with almost everyone salivating to fight “the Russians.” It was not easy during Vietnam (ask Jane Fonda), nor the first Iraq War, nor right after 9/11, but we were antiwar then and we are antiwar now. We were proven right then, and we are right again: War is NOT the answer.

Maybe kink will save the day. Putin once claimed (absurdly) that there are no gays in Russia, so perhaps the shock of seeing that the Ukranian military is tracking Russian troop movements by monitoring Grindr will awaken this foolish imperialist bully from his toxic war trance.

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State of the Sexual Union Address: Dr. Susan Block on WCAP-980AM @DrSuzy

State of the Sexual Union Address: Dr. Susan Block on WCAP-980AM @DrSuzy

February 25, 2022

The State of the Union is important, especially now(!). But what about the State of the SEXUAL Union? As the imperialist bullies of the world & the MSM wage war, let's not forget LOVE... and sex. With that in mind, give a listen... Following a rousing reception to my 2021 “State of the Sexual Union” address, I returned to Active Radio with host Hartley Pleshaw on WCAP-AM 980 in the Massachusetts Valley to deliver a new State of the Sexual Union address for 2022. Broadcast live 2/12/22, this special V-Day weekend address and interview focused on some of the major themes and events of the past year, including
    ~The ongoing Coronapocalypse, and how singles and couples are navigating the difficulties and opportunities of pandemic sex...
    ~2022 improvement: We don’t have a grifting, sociopathic narcissist in the White House, but we do have a geriatric neoliberal corporate military industrial complex cheerleader, which is only marginally better...
    ~The 1/6/21 Insurrection and its noxious aftermath...
    ~The Afghan war and the monstrous American Military-Industrial Complex...
    ~The Massage Parlor Massacre and the general rise in misogynistic ammosexual violence and discourse...
    ~Andrew Cuomo, #MeToo and the backlash...
    ~Joe Rogan, Jordan Peterson and the masculinist incel movement...
    ~Why distinguished leftist journalist Chris Hedges “plague of pornography” campaign is dangerously misguided...
    ~Neopuritanism rising on the Right and the Left...
    ~Toxic masculinity and toxic femininity...
    ~The American Conservative and the misogynistic Sexual Counterrevolution...
    ~The atrocity of Julian Assange still being imprisoned...
    ~Small wins for sex last year: Onlyfans flipped and Stormy Daniels won her suit against Michael Avenatti...
    ~The ominous anti-sex, anti-Free Speech “EARN IT” act is worse than the proven-to-be-bad SESTA/FOSTA acts...
    ~Happy Lupercalia, the original pagan Valentine’s Day, and Happy World Bonobo Day! Help save humanity’s closest great ape cousins, the bonobo chimpanzees, from extinction – and release your inner bonobo for better sex and a better life...
    ~Follow The Bonobo Way of ecosexuality, female empowerment and male well-being, antiwar activism, sharing, caring and peace through pleasure...
For more click: https://drsusanblock.com/active-radio-2

Listen to My “I Have a Fantasy” speech on FDR Radio’s Valentine Fantasies & Neopuritanical Nightmares: https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-valentine

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F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): @DrSuzy Make KINK Not War

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): @DrSuzy Make KINK Not War

February 22, 2022

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality

Come join Capt’n Max and me on another riveting, rollicking ride into mushroom mindscapes, emo-territories and body parts unknown through the Tunnel of Love. Though after an intensive Februa fortnight of the High Holidays of Love, Love, Love, we’re ready for a little kink. 

Kink is in the air, or maybe I’m just feeling kinky, having just released “Kink: Another Guide for the Perplexed (with apologies to Maimonides).” This show features an excerpt, but you really should read the whole Kink Manifesto. 

We the People of the world really should make kink, not war.

Speaking of war, are we on the verge of a big one? A little one? Something between a military exercise and total nuclear annihilation? I don’t know about you, but I’m in a state of Ukraine confusion. You’d think I’d have a feel for Ukraine since my great grandfather was from Kiev, but I doubt he had much of a feel for Ukraine either, which is why he left. Between Putin, Biden, neo-Nazis in Ukraine, neo-Romanovs in Russia and NATO, there are no heroes in this mess. As I muse about Zelensky reminding me of Woody Allen’s Zelig, wondering if I can utter that taboo name without getting “canceled,” several listeners proclaim their Zelig love. So much is confusing these days. Have we graduated from pandemic to endemic? Are we canceling kissing? Are we marching off to war? All I know is I am against war and for love. And this week, I’m for kink.

In that spirit, check out our exciting bacchanalian throwback  Drop Bras Not Bombs (2013) featuring the fabulous Amor Hilton (who called in to last Saturday’s “Lupercalian Bonobo Valentine”) and several other hot ladies dropping their bras, along with Moe the Monster dropping his drawers… and more!

We also discuss some of the “wars” at home, including war on the homeless. Max lays into LA County Sheriff Alex Villanueva, and we bring you more or less up to date on our Arcadia situation, including the new revelation of the City Inspectors’ incriminating emails to each other about how to build a fraudulent “case” against Bonoboville.

Plus: Tucker Carlson’s pathetic but poisonous crush on AOC; how to "talk dirty" with your girlfriend if she asks you to; the kinky fantasy of Jesus having sex with nuns; my 2022 Sexual State of the Union address; why I married a man whose mother never did the dishes; how the Earn It act sucks worse than SESTA/FOSTA; how Max’s multi-colored, paisley, flower-powered shirt makes me feel like I’m on acid… and much more!

Just as we reach our station destination, “Most Bonobo-Sexy Couple” 2021 SUZY award winners, Daniele Watts and Chef BeLive, call in to gush cacaphonic but symphonic and super-psychedelic soundwaves of love—what a trip!

Read more prose and watch the show(s) they won’t let us show you on Youtube: https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-kink-not-war

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F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): @DrSuzy Lupercalian Bonobo Valentine

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): @DrSuzy Lupercalian Bonobo Valentine

February 16, 2022

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality

Bookending the High Holidays of Love with a little romantic V-Day sex (starting and climaxing the V-Day weekend), My Valentine and I take the Love Train between orgasms, celebrating Lupercalia, the original, pagan, februa-flogging Holiday of the Heart, and World Bonobo Day, honoring humanity’s closest Great Ape cousins, the Make-Love-Not-War, female-empowered, male-nurturing, sharing, caring, peace-through-pleasure-loving bonobos.

Valentine’s Day exalts romantic love between couples, which Capt’n Max ((whom I'm now calling my "V-Day Senior Sex Machine")  and I have been blessed to enjoy—even in marriage!—for over 30 years. But I’ve never liked the pressure, commercialism and exclusivity of V-Day, which is one of many reasons I enjoy Lupercalia and World Bonobo Day, celebrating a more inclusive love—on the kinky, consensual, pan-sensual, polyamorous Pan-Horns of Lust—in the community.

In that spirit of communal ecstasy, we are delighted to reconnect with old friends and lovers from orgiastic Lupercalias past on this ride, like SUZY award-winning “Most Bonobo-Sexy Couple” stars of the legendary Lupercal of 2018, Daniele Watts and Chef Belive (currently grappling with mistreatment by an Atlanta yoga studio!), and that “Most Adorable” Valentine Princess, Amor “Baby Block” Hilton. We hope to see them all soon in Bonoboville when Vice-TV comes to film a documentary about what “icons” we are.

We also help caller “Jack” get on the path to releasing his inner bonobo, and we review current events in our inimitable F.D.R. fashion, as well as censorship and the sexual counter-revolution, including the awful anti-Free Speech “Earn It” act, and my recent State of the Sexual Union address on Hartley Pleshaw’s Lowell, Massachusetts-based “Active Radio” show on WCAP-AM.

This week’s exciting throwback is "LUPERCALIA MMXIII: Rising & Squirting," celebrating love, lust, impact play, Roman history, comparative religions and the fine art of female ejaculation. That should stimulate you into a gloriously lusty celebration of whatever High Holiday of Love you prefer this year, next year or anytime you feel the spirit of Pan within you.

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