The Dr Susan Block Show
Episodes
Tuesday Jan 12, 2021
Tuesday Jan 12, 2021
Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality
Everyone is grappling with the “wild” fallout of the Capitol Trump Riots, and so are we. On our third radio episode of "F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): After the Insurrection," Capt’n Max and I explore the issues surrounding tRump’s sedition and the Coup Attempt as we ride our magic train into the Great (and not so great) Unknown.
Plus we talk about sex!
Hop aboard and join us in the Speakeasy bar car for sapiosexual eargasms and political insights as we investigate the Siege of the MAGAts, QAnon’ers, White Power Incels, Neo-Nazis, “Daddy”-worshiping Proud Boys, Militia members, cultish ammosexuals, Cosplay “Patriots,” LARPing Confederates and raging Jokers—storming the “People’s House,” shouting “Stop the Steal,” “USA!” and “The President Sent Us,” in a vain attempt to violently stop the certification of electoral votes.
In related news, I clarify that I am NOT the Trump Insurrection-supporting, raving-mad MAGAt who bears my name, “Susan Block.” Quite the opposite! Fortunately her full name is “Susan Allan Block,” and mine is “Susan Marilyn Block”….though her brother-in-law (the family owns Block Communications, and the notoriously Trumpist Pittsburgh Post-Gazette and Toledo Blade) was in my class at Yale (how embarrassing!).
We also discuss MAGAt Mary Miller of Illinois’ praise for Hitler, the dangerous-to-sex-workers and Freedom of Speech “Stop Internet Sexual Exploitation Act” (SISEA), and the origins of “Awomen” in the mid-1990s on The Dr. Susan Block Show. Plus we celebrate Stacey Abrams’ triumph in Georgia, in between drinks, tokes, moans of pleasure, peels of laughter, stories of sex, love, socialism and thoughts on why “The Rich” ought to surrender to getting “F*cked” nicely… or else they might get “eaten” ravenously.
Learn more at https://drsusanblock.com/FDR-Insurrection
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Tuesday Jan 05, 2021
Tuesday Jan 05, 2021
Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality
Come join us in the Speakeasy bar car on the train into 2021. Then we’ll slip into the sleeper car to share stories of sex and socialism, laugh, sing, philosophize and make love, crying out in ecstasy as the train whistle blows… so nobody knows.
All Aboard! It’s our first live show of 2021 and the second episode of “F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich),” another eargasmic radio podcast hosted by Capt’n Max, aka Prince Maximillian R. Leblovic di Lobkowicz di Filangieri, and me.
The title of this broadcast is also my New Year’s Resolution for 2021 which I deliver in parts as a live dramatic reading as the train rolls on.
Choo-choooo!
In between the parts, we reminisce about The Great Erotic Train Ride (the first erotic “Bedtime Story for Adults Only” that Max and I made together), cashing a settlement check when I sued the L.A.P.D. while Max was a fugitive in France, and how a Dr. Susan Block Show’s “Happy Nude Rear” made our Montana engineer exclaim, “Makes my butt sweat!”
We also announce the launch of the Bonobo Happiness Exchange and Max tells the story of the old Big Joe’s Happiness Exchange. He also reminds us of that rusting oil tanker off the coast of Yemen (first mentioned on our “Virgin Show”) about to explode into an environmental and humanitarian catastrophe unless some compassionate billionaire steps up and fixes it.
Then we check in with our old-friend-the-porn-star Kiss, aka Anna, listening to F.D.R. on Facebook Live in Hawaii, and Danny in Dubai who wants an “open relationship” with his wife, as we chat in-studio with assistant Mariah and tech director Unscene Abe. Actually, everybody is “unseen”; it’s a radio show. Calling in from Amarillo, Texas, Elvis Presley tribute artist, Smokey Binion, Jr., wishes us a Happy New Year and sings “Love Me Tender” expressly for Mariah who is excited to have a “fan.” From Bonoboville, L.A. to Hawaii to Texas to Dubai, we are riding that train, high on… life. We’re also hopeful for a more bonoboëque future in 2021.
Read the text of My New Year’s Resolution to “Go Bonobos in 2021” here: http://drsusanblock.com/go-bonobos-2021
Or read it on Counterpunch: https://www.counterpunch.org/2021/01/01/go-bonobos-in-2021/
Note: The #GoBonobos in 2021 banner features The Dr. Susan Block Show “Class of 2020”
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Saturday Jan 02, 2021
Saturday Jan 02, 2021
Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality
Happy New Year & Happy Nude Rear 2021, Brothers & Sisters! It's the SUZY awards! Yes indeed, even in the uneasy thick of the Coronapocalypse, the SUZY Awards must go on! Masked and physically-distanced, of course, but with as much bonoboëque passion and a better, more diverse group of talented winners and sore loser(s) than ever! Are YOU a winner? Check out the Winners' and Losers’ List and watch this amazing show (with all the hot clips) uncensored and free:
https://drsusanblock.com/awards2020
Honoring excellence in broadcast artistry and exhibitionism for the 9th consecutive year, the DrSusanBlock.tv Awards, a.k.a., The SUZYS, recognize erotic performance, sexual intelligence and Weapons of Mass Seduction, celebrating The Bonobo Way of female empowerment, male well-being, sharing resources, ecosexuality and peace through pleasure in all kinds of weather, while paying tribute, with love, humor and deep respect, to those who work and play in the fields of sexuality, equality and world peace. There’s never been a more urgent time to honor PEACE, Community, SeXuality and “lust over greed” than right now. Thus, as a new (hopefully healthier!) year begins, well before XBIZ, the AVNs, the TEAs, the Oscars, the Grammys, the Tonys, the Emmys and the Golden Globes trot out their awards, the last Dr. Susan Block Show of 2020 is here to acknowledge the best of that crazy year on “The Greatest Sexuality Show on Earth.” Our goal, as always (besides having a cum-ton of fun), is to 1) advance the cause of sex education, health and research, 2) inspire better pornography with a more sex-positive, ecosexual and sapiosexually stimulating aesthetic, 3) support sex workers and political activists fighting for greater social and economic equality, and 4) to save the real bonobos from extinction while 5) supporting a more bonoboëque ethos in the world. #GoBonobos for the Wonderful Winners and Sore Loser(s), and for real bonobos. Save the bonobos and they will help us save ourselves
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Tuesday Dec 22, 2020
Tuesday Dec 22, 2020
Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality
This marks Prince Max’s and my return to the *eargasmic* magic of radio. Both of us have long histories (since the 1970s!) broadcasting live on over 150 local, nationally syndicated and pirate radio stations around the world—from Yale University’s WYBC-FM to San Felice’s Radio Meridian—which we touch upon on our virgin “F.D.R.” internet radio show, aka podcast. Though we’ve enjoyed broadcasting live TV, aka video, on HBO, public access and the internet—we’ve missed broadcasting in the “Theater of the Mind” as can only be done on radio, so here we are doing it again.
We call this series “F.D.R.” in tribute to my mom’s erotic political crush, U.S. President, Franklin Delano Roosevelt. F.D.R also stands for “F*ck Da Rich.” By “rich,” we mean all billionaires (except maybe MacKenzie Scott), high-digit millionaires, the Military-Industrial Complex (including the Space Farce’s new Handmaid’s Tale “Guardians”) and other multi-billion dollar corporations and complexes. What do we mean by “F*ck”? Listen…
In this virgin broadcast, Pr. Max and I reintroduce ourselves and some of our past experiences together and apart. Among the many topics explored are virginity itself; love in the Coronapcalypse; sex in marriage; the sounds of orgasm; Trumpty Dumpty’s fall; making out and heavy petting in Bala Cynwyd, Pa. and Montclaire, N.J.; turning down the D.A.R. (Daughters of the American Revolution) award in junior high; consensual “thought gangbangs” and streaking at Yale; teenage trips to Nepal, Afghanistan (where I climbed the 8200-feet high Bamiyan Buddha, later demolished by the Taliban), Pakistan (where I avoided being raped by claiming to be a Christian virgin) and Israel (regarding my love affair with a young Palestinian in the Garden of Gethsemane) financed by selling pot; Max being hit with a slipper by a horny Lithuanian dancer, our synchronous relationship to the “socialist” Commedia dell’Arte character of Arlecchino; anti-sex censorship on the internet, from Youtube to Pornhub; the close conjunction of Jupiter and Saturn during Saturnalia 2020, what it means for the revolutions of 2021 and the impending appearance of Uranus for a Happy Nude Rear; American wars and occupations; tRump’s rush to execute people; and the Bonobo Way of female empowerment, male well-being, ecosexuality, sharing resources and peace through pleasure. We have so much fun, it’s foreplay for some hot Solstice sex, and maybe it’ll turn you on too…
Need to talk PRIVATELY about something you can’t talk about with anyone else? You can talk with us… Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497. For more information, visit https://drsusanblockinstitute.com/phone-sex-therapy. We’re here for YOU.
Friday Dec 18, 2020
Friday Dec 18, 2020
Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality
No strip-dreidel, kissing cousins under the mistletoe or Saturnalian orgies in Bonoboville in the Coronapocalypse. But we mask up, dress up and light up the miracles of Hanukkah, Xmas, Sexmas, Saturnalia, the Virgin of Guadalupe, Winter Solstice 2020 and a Happy Nude Rear with fire, fun and funny stories of holiday sex. After all, sex (with love) is a “mitzvah” (a good deed) on Hanukkah. And Santa sliding down your chimney puts the “X” in Xmas. It’s my 27th Bedside Chat, inspired by FDR’s Fireside Chats, featuring “Rabbi” Howie Gordon, aka former porn star Richard Pacheco, singing the Hebrew prayers as I light the menorah(s), and telling true tales of the Golden Age of Porn. Then Victoria Jade lights up our Womb, strips down and turns around to wish us a “Happy Nude Rear.”
This is all too hot for Youtube, especially now that Google is cracking down harder on sexual expression, plus we show a few excerpts from Howie/Richard’s movies, including “Talk Dirty to Me” with Sharon Kane and “Sex Play” with our friend, the amazing Mother of All MILFs, Kay Parker. Watch it all uncensored and free on DrSuzy-Tv: https://drsusanblock.com/hanukkah-xmas-2020
We also celebrate the end of Trump’s divisive reign over our country, our media and our minds (we hope). Though he *could* do one good thing before he goes: Free Julian Assange! It might earn him a hug from Pamela Anderson. I also give a #GoBonobos to the new LA DA George Gascon, and I introduce the Bonobo Dildo Nativity Scene featuring the Divine Interventions Baby Jesus Buttplug and Mother Mary Bonobo (sexy cousin of the Virgin of Guadalupe).
Need to talk PRIVATELY about holiday sex, the holiday blues, your happy nude rear or anything else you can’t talk about with anyone else? Call the Therapists Without Borders at the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213-291-9497. We're here for you.
Sunday Dec 06, 2020
Sunday Dec 06, 2020
Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality
Gruss vom Krampus! Bonoboville’s first Krampusnacht is a raucous, racy, revelatory, spanking-hot, bonoboësque festival of KRAMPUS, the horned (and horny) devil of medieval Alpine folklore and Hollywood movies. Krampus is the dark side of Santa Claus, the “Bad Santa” who looks like a sinister version of that ancient Greek, half-human/half-goat "God of the Wild," Pan (patron saint of the bonobos whose Latin name is pan paniscus). While old Saint Nick brings joy and gifts to “nice” boys and girls, Krampus frightens, punishes, whips and spanks “naughty” children of all ages during the Xmas season, but especially on Krampusnacht, the night of December 5th, which just so happens to be when this show was broadcast live.
Since this is BTC (Before The Coronapocalypse), we don’t wear masks, literally slobbering all over each other as we celebrate. AND it being 2015, we don’t talk about tRump (see “Krampus Trumpus Rumpus” for that)! But we do talk about murder and mayhem, and how the best way out of the cycle of violence is through the Bonobo Way of peace through pleasure. Of course, sometimes pleasure involves a bit of pain (no killing though!), which is one reason we love Krampusnacht!
And what better naughty Xmas elf to consensually “punish,” spank and play with than the adorable, articulate and erotically magical Odette Delacroix who soon strips down to nothing but her high-heeled sandals and a stocking cap emblazoned with “Naughty" (one reason Youtube censors most of this show)! A lapsed Catholic who once confessed her “sins” of masturbation to a priest, Odette shares an Agwa-infused Bonoboville Communion with buxom adult star Dayton Rains who hungrily devouring Odette’s “altar” like its plum pudding.
The Season’s Beatings continue as I, in Krampus character, birch-slap and Bonobo Way book-spank Odette, Dayton and DrSuzy.Tv ass. producer Biz Bonobo, a.k.a. Elizabeth Aston, decked out for the occasion in fetching plaid lederhosen, climaxing with Odette climaxing, quite loudly as she rides the ivy-wrapped Mad X Bike. For a capper, she instructs her heavily breathing fan, “Masturbation Superstar,” to fulfill his name, as I command, “Shoot the gun between your legs!” which he does, also quite loudly, for a grand finale.
Most of “Kinky Krampus” is too hot to show on Youtube—though the kinky soundtrack is amazing! Watch it all uncensored and free, plus learn more about Krampus, at https://drsusanblock.com/kinky-krampus
Feeling Krampus-Krazy? Got the Holiday Blues? Want to share the Holiday Cheer? Need to talk about something you can’t talk about with anyone else? Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213-291-9497. We here for YOU 24/7 through the Holidays, the Coronapocalypse and beyond!
Gruss vom Krampus, Merry Xmas, Happy Hanukkah, Good Ramadan, Cheery Kwanza, Sexy Saturnalia, Happy Nude Rear and (since I’m probably leaving some upset religion out) Happy Holy-Daze in general. Peace on Earth. Pleasure for All.
Sunday Nov 29, 2020
Sunday Nov 29, 2020
Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality
Assume the position. On your knees, back arched, panties down, buns bared and ready. Now watch this spanking hot Spanksgiving show from the Days of Lust and Orgies B.T.C. (Before The Coronapocalypse) way back in nostalgically Naughty November 2017.
My Spanksgiving “sermon” on the Great American Hoax of Thanksgiving, the Pilgrim/Puritan history of Spanksgiving and the erotic virtues of consensual adult spanking opens the show. Then I play Mother Confessor to my guests’ true confessions of traumatic childhood spankings (which reminds me: Don’t spank children; only consenting adults!), revealing the complex, stingy web corporal punishment weaves through generations. Then it’s time for the fun grown-up spanking—plus striptease, birthday cake splosh, pegging, paddling, politix—and more spanking. We even have a Bonoboville Boob-Spanking Butt Bongo Conga Line!
It’s Our Duty to Spank Booty on Spanksgiving!
We also spank and stuff the Trump Turkey to the tune of Carmina Formosa’s “The Kinkster,” the ultimate Spanksgiving song.
My guests feature several SUZY Award-winners, including voluptuous artist and college professor, Rhiannon Aarons; author, wrestler and former Penthouse Pet Christine Dupree; sexy Dominatrix and Birthday Gal Madame Raven Rae; Spankable MiLF Brigitte B (getting a Spanksgiving book-spanking with the Bonobo Way); a big fat naked and squawking Trump Turkey, the sorriest looking slab of white meat ever to sit in the White House, played by artist’s model Michael Q. Schmidt, getting spanked hard for his numerous sins, as well as stuffed by Putin (Tim Sewell) and two strap-on sporting FemDoms. Into the splosh steps Bonoboville rap master Ikkor the Wolf, the HipHop Prince of Spanksgiving, howls “She Bad,” surrounded by the Four Bad Angels of Naughty November.
Much of this show has been censored for Youtube. Watch it uncensored and free at https://drsusanblock.com/spanksgiving-2017
Need to talk PRIVATELY about spanking, stuffing, holiday sex, the holiday blues or anything else you can’t talk about with anyone else? Call the Therapists Without Borders at the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213-291-9497. We're here for YOU.
Friday Nov 27, 2020
Friday Nov 27, 2020
Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality
It’s Our Duty to Spank Booty on Spanksgiving!
Yes indeed, Brothers and Sisters, Lovers and Sinners: On Thanksgiving, let us give thanks. And on Spanksgiving, let us give spanks. Let us spank away the hate, greed and fear that divide us. And let us practice the Bonobo Way of peace through pleasure… with a little spanking.
Consenting adults only. Don’t spank kids. They can’t consent, and spanking kids teaches them that violence is the answer to problems. Spanking consenting adults is a very different story, and it often has a happy ending!
Historically speaking, SPANKSgiving is more reality-based than THANKSgiving. Mostly likely the traditional tale of peaceable Pilgrims sharing a friendly feast with the local native Wampanoag tribe is a big historic hoax. However, Pilgrim Fathers (and some of the Mothers) were very much into spanking, whipping, humiliation, putting transgressors into stocks and public disgrace, often for sexual “sins.” Of course, most of this was nonconsensual—which makes it all pretty awful. In any case, their own records show those Puritanical Pilgrims were into some kinky corporeal punishments, laying the historic groundwork for Spanksgiving!
Usually we celebrate a Very Slappy Spanksgiving in Bonoboville with a big spanking orgy, but in the Coronapocalypse, we have to scale it down—way down—to the point that I’m spanking myself! Talk about “Spanking the Monkey”… Season’s Beatings!
I also physical-distance flog Mariah, my lovely new associate producer, and I OTK (Over the Knee) spank Stormy, my favorite blow-up doll, all dressed up for the holiday in Yale panties and a spanking skirt.
Between spankings, we enjoy a great Bedside Chat with our special guest, bright, beautiful and very colorful Alice Bangz, SHSU student, sex worker, Sisters Against Assault (SAA) activist, striptease artist and fan of consensual adult spanking.
Spanking is too good for the Trumpkin, who’s so conceited he still won’t concede as of this live broadcast, so it’s Smashing Trumpkins Voodoo time again; the next day, he authorizes the transition, proving My Voodoo works!
The end of the show features a Spanksgiving 2018 bonus clip of me OTK-spanking Juici May until she squirts (it’s Holy Water!) all over my lap, but we can’t show you that on YouTube. To see this whole show uncensored and free, go to http://drsusanblock.com/spanksgiving-2020
Need to talk PRIVATELY about spanking, squirting, holiday sex, the holiday blues or anything else you can’t talk about with anyone else? Call the Therapists Without Borders at the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213-291-9497. We're here for you