The Dr Susan Block Show
Episodes
Tuesday Jul 06, 2021
F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Fireworks of Sex & Politics
Tuesday Jul 06, 2021
Tuesday Jul 06, 2021
Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality
It’s funny how fireworks—4th of July Orgasms for the Eyes—can symbolize both love AND war: sexual climax on the one hand, and “bombs bursting in air” on the other. I prefer erotic fireworks which don’t pollute the environment, cause fires or scare your dog. Well actually, they might scare your dog, if you scream a lot, like I did the morning of this show. If you’re using real fireworks, keep them away from the LAPD, or they might just blow up your neighborhood—in an effort to save it, of course.
The 4th honors FREEDOM, the greatest aphrodisiac... though restraint is a close second. Consensual restraint, that is, and we love us some BDSM!
We also…• Celebrate the death of glib War Criminal, Donald Rumsfeld (Good Riddance to Bad Rummy!) and mourn the deaths of his hundreds of millions of Iraq War victims• Cheer the indictments against that other Donald’s Trump Crime Family CFO Allen Weisselberg.• Denounce the Olympics banning US sprinter Sha’Carri Richardson due to testing positive for Cannabis (if marijuana made you run fast, I’d be the Hermes of Speed and Weed)• Analyze the release of self-confessed and convicted nonconsensual sleep fetishist (aka rap1st with “Sleeping Beauty Syndrome”) Bill Cosby (while innocent Julian Assange remains in Belmarsh prison). • Critique the new Princess Diana statue for making her look like a matronly predator• Free Britney! Free Assange! Free Yourself the Bonobo Way
For more explicit erotic fireworks, watch our post-show throwback, “Wonder Woman Femocratic 4th of July” featuring fabulous FemDoms, sexy porn stars, an erudite Professor, music, striptease, Motorbunny orgasms and squirting fireworks. Plus read my journal and see all the stuff we can’t show you on Youtube: https://drsusanblock .com/fdr-fireworks
Need to talk PRIVATELY about something you can’t talk about anywhere else? You can talk with us… Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497.
Tuesday Jun 29, 2021
F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Love, War Crimes, GasMasks & Free Assange!
Tuesday Jun 29, 2021
Tuesday Jun 29, 2021
Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality
We get into a veritable orgy of topics on this Love Train ride!
With lusty love for kinky orgasms, starry-eyed hope for War Crime-exposing journalist Julian Assange to finally be freed from America’s chokehold in an English dungeon, nauseated laughter over the Sorest Loser being back on the Ammosexual American Vanity and Insanity tour, cheers for the Stonewall Rebellion flamboyantly GAY sex revolutionaries, we-told-you-so feelings for the latest SESTA/FOSTA news, disgust for military IFOs and excitement about a dirty "PiG" (and no, we don’t mean Nicolas Cage), we choo-choo to a great sapiosexual climax to June, 2021.
Partly in response to the Trumpus Rumpus Rally, and also because it’s a spectacular, our after-show throwback is “GasMaskGirl in the Trumpocalypse” (2016) when I predicted we’d all be wearing masks by 2020! Making it a total GasMask night, Mistress Ameena of GMG joins us to talk gasmask chic, the FemDom life, and the pleasurable of face-sitting from her Queening Stool, where she always makes sure her subbie can breathe… unlike Derek Chauvin, who actually has "chauvinist" in his name. But we refrain from calling him a male chauvinist “pig” because we’re excited about Vanessa Block’s new film of that name.
The American Military-Industrial Complex (MIC) and the Prison-Industrial Complex (PIC) both have Julian Assange in a chokehold, though, with the chief U.S. witness admitting he lied, the Wikileaks publisher really should be released, but will he be?
Now it's been proven: SESTA/FOSTA does not PROSECUTE guilty sex traffickers, but PERSECUTES innocent sex workers and all of our freedom of erotic expression.
And we explore an orgy of other topics, including male circumcision; my Counterpunch article on “The Kinkster Candidate” Zack Weiner (a Weiner who’s not being a wiener, even though outed); the Stonewall Rebellion vs. the MIC’s “woke” recruitment ads; IDF war crimes against Palestinians; the Pentagon’s report on UFOs vs. the Pentagon’s actual IFOs (bombs); Ron Jeremy in jail; the farting fetish; fears and joys of pegging; marvels of mature orgasms; how pleasure heals pain... temporarily.
Read the journal and watch the hot GasMaskGirl show and other videos we can’t show you on Youtube: https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-gasmask
Need to talk PRIVATELY about something you can’t talk about anywhere else? You can talk with us… Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497.
Tuesday Jun 22, 2021
F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Juneteenth Summer Solstice Kink
Tuesday Jun 22, 2021
Tuesday Jun 22, 2021
Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality
It’s “A Midsummer Night’s WET Dream” (with apologies to the Bard) on board our little Love Train: Juneteenth, Summer Solstice (let’s strip down & have Sex on the Beach!), Father’s Day, Pride Month and I’m probably forgetting some holiday or other. We’ve been celebrating Juneteenth for over 20 years in Bonoboville—and we feature a special post-show Juneteenth throwback with Ikkor the Wolf, Mimosa, Phoenix, Frankito and Tahyira—but it’s now a national U.S. holiday, so we talk about the history (including Abe Lincoln’s Freemason flirtation) – with a shout-out to one of my childhood heroes, the beautiful, brilliant Black Pantheress, Angela Davis. Adriana calls in to talk about her early memories of family Juneteenths, her desire to learn more about it and her fear that such learning will be censored. Disturbingly but not surprisingly, we are verbally assaulted by racist ammosexual Juneteenth-hating trolls on Youtube! We weather that snowflake storm—including a snide reference to “The Jewish Question”—and talk about the backlash to learning American and world history. That takes us back to the Freemasons (with a hat tip to Robbie Martin’s research) and Capt’n Max’s Masonic Dad, Pr. Peter Francis Leblovic von Lobkowicz. Incidentally, not all ammosexuals are bigots (and vice versa). We also run into a gang of LGBTQ gun nuts. Listen to the story of our weird Queer Ammosexual Twitter Firefight, and how Jim Jeffries and the Bonobo Way saved the day…
And we support Manhattan City Council Candidate Zack Weiner (no relation to Anthony Weiner… at least we hope not), whose answer to being “outed” as a BDSM-loving kinkster in a video (that shows him wearing clothespins on his nipples, a blindfold, a gag and not much else) is refreshingly shameless and kink-positive. We don’t know much about his politics, but we love Zack’s attitude to consensual kink. It was wrong for his cohorts to out him, but his response is great. Amen and Awomen to honesty!
Read the journal and watch the hot videos we can’t show you on Youtube: https://drsusanblock .com/fdr-juneteenth-solstice-kink
Need to talk PRIVATELY about something you can’t talk about anywhere else? You can talk with us… Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497.
Wednesday Jun 16, 2021
F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): BiRTHDAY GASM
Wednesday Jun 16, 2021
Wednesday Jun 16, 2021
Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality
On My Birthday, I am Born Again, BAPTiZED in the Holy Waters of the new Bonoboville pool. Capt’n Max built me a mini-pool on wheels; then we threw a mini-party around it. Bathing suit for the pool, then down to My Birthday Suit for the private festivities. Go Bonobos for Birthday Gasms—body, mind and soul—as well as soles (love those toegasms)!
Take the Love Train, F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich), Brothers and Sisters, Lovers and Sinners, and choo-choo through My Tunnel of Love, as we travel through birthdays, death days, orgies, orgasms, eargasms, Pride and the Bonobo Way + socialism and Thomas Piketty with a horny economics student. We also examine the My Pillow guy’s lunatic lust for the Former Guy’s pillow buns; how Queen Elizabeth colonized my birthday with a sword; the South Korean small penis humiliation movement; how some “influencers” are gaping a-- holes of narcissism; how sexual repression is turning many young men (and women) into ammosexual maniacs; how orgasms heal the sick, the suffering, the old, the young (but not too young), the bored and the horny.
And #GoBonobos for Bacchanalia! When @TheateroftheVamp on IG asks, “Do you still do the wonderful debaucherous speakeasy I’ve seen?” I have to say no, unfortunately, no orgies in the Coronapocalypse, not even on my birthday. But I hold hope that we will be orgying again very soon! Meanwhile, if you too enjoy a “wonderful debaucherous speakeasy,” don’t miss our Post-Show Throwback: My AMAZING Birthday Bacchanal of 2017, when My Bday fell on a Saturday, and Bonoboville was filled with stars for a big Birthday-GASM bursting with eargasms, eyegasms, tastegasms, toegasms and very sexy, downright intoxicating smellgasms…
Yes indeed, Brothers and Sisters, wake up and smell the sex! Wish this show was scratch and sniff… Check it out along with all the other stuff we can’t show you on Youtube: https://drsusanblock. com/fdr-birthday-gasm
Blessed be the horny, for we are the life force of Eros on Earth.
Amen and Awomen.
Need to talk privately? Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497.
Tuesday Jun 08, 2021
F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Sex, Death, Birth & Pride
Tuesday Jun 08, 2021
Tuesday Jun 08, 2021
Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality
It’s Pride Month on the Love Train, as we toast another Speakeasy anniversary & engage in a little birthday foreplay. Not celebrating yet—hanging onto my youth as long as possible! We all age differently. For some, 60 is the new 40 (go Cougars!). For others, it’s a hop, skip & jump—or slip & fall—before hospice. But one thing we all have in common, if we live long enough, is that one by one, and sometimes in clusters of two or ten, our friends die. We eulogize two on this show.
First, one of America’s greatest defense attorneys, F. Lee Bailey, who represented such notorious clients as O.J. Simpson, Patty Hearst, the Boston Strangler and many more. I had the honor of interviewing F. Lee Bailey when I was just sweet 16. No, Flee didn’t proposition me (I wish!), but he did *penetrate* me in other ways, such as influencing my winning courtroom manner when I sued the LAPD.
Then we bid Adieu to Jacquie Blu, wild, funny, fun, super kinky, swinging exhibitionist, trans activist, versatile submissive and true masochist with a loving spirit, always ready and able to take a whip, a dick or a hug. What a force of nature! She served many great Dommes on DrSuzy.Tv—Mistress Cyan, Goddess Phoenix, Mistress Porcelain and many more. Jacquie Blu was not afraid to follow her dreams, to be a woman, to be a porn star and, above all, to be herself.
We also explore sex machines, kink, erotic wrestling and DomCon with FemDom Jewell Marceau, and denounce awful ammosexual Judge Roger Benitez who just overturned California’s three-decade-old assault weapons ban, blithely comparing an AR-15 with a Swiss Army Knife. We give Pride props to Michaela Kennedy Cuomo—and they say there’s no American Royalty—for coming out as queer and giving new meaning to Cuomosexuality, as well as to high school Valedictorian Paxton Smith who “pulled a switcheroo” and spoke out against Texas’ draconian new anti-abortion law, which reminds me of when I pulled a switcheroo in junior high and rejected the Daughters of the American Revolution (D.A.R.) award in history due to the D.A.R.’s own history of racism and warmongering. I was going bonobos before I knew a bonobo from a banana split.
Don’t miss this week’s orgiastic #DrSuzy.Tv throwback, "Speakeasy Launch & Birthday Bacchanalia" - broadcast live 2018 featuring a galaxy of stars, including a flamboyantly naked appearance by the one & only #JacquieBlu. Check it out along with all the other hot stuff we can’t show you on Youtube: https://drsusanblock. com/fdr-sex-death-birth-pride
Need to talk privately? Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497.
Tuesday May 25, 2021
F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Make Self-Love NOT War!
Tuesday May 25, 2021
Tuesday May 25, 2021
Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality
This lusty locomotive roars out of the station with Capt’n Max raging against gun violence, followed by my kinky but fairly simple solution: Shoot the gun between your legs! Seriously, we Americans should stop denigrating sex (including solo sex) and fetishizing guns. Otherwise, we’ll all shoot ourselves in the foot—and the head—in an ammosexual orgy of gun, bomb, knife and knee violence at home, as well as in America’s (and our mercenary client state Israel’s) wars and occupations abroad. This is one reason we’re celebrating Masturbation Month 2021 as if our lives depend on it—because they do. If we don’t go The Bonobo Way, we’ll all die in a hail of bullets—and I don’t mean the cute little vibrators.
Masturbation denigration begins at home, influenced by the original “influencer,” that old-time religion, We take a call from Adriana who grew up in no-premarital-sex Evangelical “purity” culture, but is finding freedom through masturbation and other sex-positive exploration. Mariah chimes in with her similar experience growing up Catholic. Then we take a call from U.S. Army Captain Chris who loves mutual masturbation (so do Capt’n Max and I!) and graciously tolerates my severe criticisms of his employer, the Military-Industrial Complex. I take a moment to lament how the Woke Mob (with whom I often agree) has thoughtlessly ruined one of my favorite words to describe how mammals take care of each other, “grooming.” When asked by scandal-starved listeners, I offer my views of Gates-Gate AND Gaetz-Gate, as well as Matt Gaetz Wingwoman/Wingnut Margarine Taylor Greene’s latest anti-Semitic inanities. Speaking of anti-Semitism, it’s on the rise, sadly but unsurprisingly. Blame it on Israel, and I do. Masturbation Not Occupation!
So, I’ve “come out of the closet.” #JewsforPalestine! It began when I was 16 and impulsively ditched my Camp Ramah tour group activities to jump on a motorcycle with a handsome Palestinian boy who took me on a tour of Old Jerusalem and kissed me in the Garden of Gethsemane. When I asked where he was from, he replied, “Here,” and thus commenced my Palestinian education… Listen to this story and much more on this edition of F.D.R…
Need more? Go Bananas for bonobos and give The Bonobo Way for Masturbation Month, Gay Pride Month, Kink Month or any month at all! And don’t miss this week’s post-show throwback: "Porno Charlie Sheen Masturbation Month Orgy," which just goes to show how a little self-pleasure can turn into an orgy - featuring Evan Stone (as Charlie),, Eric John (with whom I share a special *moment*), Vicki Chase, the late great Hollie Stevens, aka Hollie Wood, Jamey Janes and “Charlie Sheen’s Porno Adventure” director Jim Powers. When we broadcast this show live in May, 2011, Sheen was at the top of his crazy Tigerblood game, flanked by high class sex workers, acting like the Hunter S. Thompson of sitcom TV. Except Charlie Sheen is no Hunter S. Thompson. When he revealed he was HIV-positive in 2015, he threw his loyal sex worker pals under the bus. F*ck da Rich! But don’t bite the hand that f*cks you, Charlie Rich. But that’s now, and "Porno Charlie Sheen Masturbation Month Orgy" is from then, way back when.
There’s more—so much more! Watch what we can’t show you on Youtube and read My Journal: https://drsusanblock .com/fdr-selflove-notwar
Read “Shemah Yisrael” on Counterpunch: https://www.counterpunch.org/2021/05/21/shemah-yisrael/
All the *royals* are opening up about their "mental health" these days, from Prince Harry to Lady Gaga. Maybe you should too! But you might want to do it privately. Remember, sexual health is an important part of mental AND physical health. If you need to talk about something you can’t talk about anywhere else, call our Therapists Without Borders anytime: 213.291.9497.
Wednesday May 19, 2021
F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Sticky Situations
Wednesday May 19, 2021
Wednesday May 19, 2021
Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality
Rolling through mid-Masturbation Month 2021 on the Self-Love Train, the virtual DrSuzy.Tv reunion keeps on strumming along with Capt’n Max, Unscene Abe, Mariah, the Bonoboville Crew and SUZY-award-winning Clubhouse moderator, MILF/MFA Rhiannon Aarons going loco-motive, and the seats get sticky when “Sticky: A Self-Love Story” filmmaker Nicholas Tana hops aboard for some sapiosexual masturbation liberation and sex-education conversation, eargasmic revelation and good vibrations. Plus we talk about his new Dr. Joycelyn Elders film, “Firing the Surgeon General.” Also hopping on the Self-Love Train is Hollywood’s sexiest socialite Amor Hilton, aka “Baby Block” (no, I’m not her real Mom; it’s just roleplay), though she’s actually doing more “Boom Boom” in the Womb Room (and backdoor) with tattoo artist Eric Wurx, than wanking. Amen and Awomen, Brothers and Sisters: Amor is in Amor!
Mid-show, I take a break from the Mmmm Month merriment to get serious about Israel’s shameful ongoing occupation, compounded by its recent war crimes in Palestine, all financed and supported by our own U.S.A. Sorry if that breaks your stroke stride, but sometimes you—and in this case I—have to speak out against atrocities, so I do!
We also touch upon Gates-Gate which, though Bill Gates identifies as “bonobo,” isn’t exactly a turn-on either. However, it’s a good excuse to sing “Can’t Buy Me Love.” Then we get back to sharing sensual solo-sex confessions, eargasmic self-pleasure tips and good vibrations… But still, gotta say:
MASTURBATION NOT OCCUPATION… even in Sticky Situations!
Our Post-show throwback is “Masturbation Liberation” featuring a dazzling cast of characters, including Lotus Lain, who confesses her delightful *sins* of self-pleasure to her Mother Confessor (c'est Moi!), then rides the Sybian to multiple orgasms, and gives a begging cuckold submissive, “Cuck Steve,” a taste of the domination and humiliation he craves, comparing his size (in chastity) with gigantic Rome Major.
There’s more—so much more! Watch what we can’t show you on Youtube and read My Journal: https://drsusanblock .com/fdr-sticky-situations
Need to talk PRIVATELY about something you can’t talk about anywhere else? Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497.
Tuesday May 11, 2021
F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Masturbation Cowgirl
Tuesday May 11, 2021
Tuesday May 11, 2021
All Aboard the Self-Love Train, straddled like a Sybian by the Solo-Sex Cowgirl. Merry Masturbation Month, all you Fappers and 21st Century Flappers roaring into the new Roaring 20s, when soon we’ll be back into orgies and cuddle puddles. But in these in-between times (is she or isn’t she… vaccinated?), self-pleasure is the safest way to go, and if you need a hand (mentally), listen to these sapiosexual “confessions” of orgasmic discovery as hog-floggers and muffin-buffers confess to me, their Mmmm Month “Mother Confessor,” which is fitting since it’s also Mother’s Day which in Bonoboville is also MiLF Day.
Joining us in the Confession Booth is real-life MILF/MFA Rhiannon Aarons, plus several other DrSuzy.Tv alumni. Gorgeous porn star Ana Foxxx confesses her complex relationship with sex toys, especially Love Dolls, and tells the tale of her first self-love experience… with a doorknob! Exquisite erotic entertainer Natassia Dreams describes the intense orgasm she had with a sex toy that really hit her P-spot. Oooh la la! We also hear Jonny Menton’s tale of being accused by his British boarding school Master (bator?) of “masturbation proselytizing” (he was doing no such thing)—all of which sounds kinky and traumatizing, and really hits home for me since, as a self-love-positive sexologist, I really do practice “masturbation proselytizing.”
Toys are great, but some people (and children!) see guns as toys. What if we made sex toys more acceptable and guns less acceptable? We’d all be happier, more satisfied and a lot less likely to die. A Redditor reports they caught their boss doing it with a rotisserie chicken! Gross, but not as bad as a mass shooting. We also get into Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl and how not to bust his Bronco. And we gossip about Bill and Melinda Gates calling it quits after 27 years. How can we not? Though we don’t even know about the salacious Epstein speculations. We’re just always rooting for long-term love. We do have a soft spot for Bill because he says, if he were a nonhuman animal, he’d be a bonobo. How about donating a billion or two to help save your bonobo cousins from extinction, Bill?
The post-show throwback, “Masturbation Exploration,” is phenomenal, featuring Amor Hilton, Odette Delacroix and Penny Jean riding the Sybian like Kinky Cowgirls on a big bucking bronco that never breaks.
Watch what we can’t show you here and read the Journal: https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-masturbation-cowgirl
Need to talk PRIVATELY about something you can’t talk about anywhere else? You can talk with us… Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497.
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