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F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich) @DrSuzy STRIKE for Love

All aboard the Love Train, but don’t cross that picket line! Strike against greed! Yes indeed. At this pivotal moment in Capitalocene history, many routinely exploited American workers in the WGA, SAG-AFTRA, UPS & other unions are on strike. On this episode of FDR, we support the good strikes (go unions!) & oppose the bad strikes—the military strikes, specifically the horrific clusterbombs. There’s also a war on words being waged against me &, of course, YOU. This is not a war OF words, but a war ON words, because corporate social media’s most powerful weapon is to silence us, censoring our words, usually without saying a word about why we can no longer speak.  Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality!  Now Spotify is censoring my spoken word. Why? Is it something I said? My sexy voice? My leftist politics? Is it because I invented & practice Phone Sex Therapy? Because I'm Jewish? Pro-Palestine? Because I support workers, including sex workers? Neither Spotify, nor Facebook, nor IG, nor YouTube will say. That tends to be the guiding “principle” of corporate social media: Disable the account with no explanation. The disabling of my account(s) is sadly appropriate for Disability Pride Month, & in that spirit, we honor FDR.’s namesake, Franklin Delano Roosevelt, disabled from polio but one of our best Presidents—talk about a great role model for Disability Pride. F.D.R. also stands for F*ck Da Rich &, due to America’s ominous decision to send cluster bombs to Ukraine, I was going to call this show "Cluster F*ck da Rich," but self-censored out of fear of being disabled again. Self-censorship is the opposite of self-pleasure. It is a form of self-harm, but seems grimly necessary to keeping one’s social media accounts alive in these Dark Ages of Corporate Censorship. We are still waiting to hear back from the IG lawyer who said META bots *may* have made a mistake in disabling my accounts, but will they admit it? In the Hollywood strikes, CEO hypocrisy & class warfare are on full, dramatic display. Do the CEOs like Disney Chief Bob Iger care? Hardly. It’s the world of “acting,” but they don’t even bother to act like they care. On the other side, we go bonobos for SAG/AFTRA Prez Fran Drescher! Don't miss our Vice TV documentary premiering August 8! And vote for me for the “Most Popular Sex Educator” Urban X Award:  https://urbanxvoting.com/voting/voting-9/   Just call me the “Urban Ashkenazi Love Doctor"... Regarding those clusterbombs: I oppose them, but we take a call from Greg in Central Europe who makes a persuasive case for using them--though it doesn’t persuade me!   Check out more prose & great uncensored shows: https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-strike
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F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich) @DrSuzy Rumbling Along the Threads through the Bonobo Tunnel of Love

Between Rightwing Rumble buying up Callin & META’s mega-“positive” (but not SEX-positive) Threads tying up Twitter into Musky knots of nastiness, our little Love Train is on its way from the Capitalocene to the Bonobocene. Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality! Highlights include: Hopeful news on the censorship front! An Instagram lawyer has admitted that IG committed a grievous error in disabling my account! Stay tuned to find out if my wrongfully disabled account(s) are restored, or if I get social-media-suckerpunched once again. Chris G. calls in to give a rousing speech to restore my accounts, & remind us that it’s Disability Pride Awareness Month—which we always celebrate but, having had my social media accounts “disabled,” I'm feeling the solidarity even more this year. Chris himself sets an admirable example for other people with autism, & we are so proud of his SUZY Award-winning activism… David, aka “Hybrid Bonobo,” calls in to talk about my amazing 1996 interview with Harvard anthropology Professor Richard Wrangham +other questions about rare hybrid bonobo-chimp offspring & books about now-taboo sexual practices among our prehistoric ancestors for which I suggest Dr. Christopher Ryan’s classic "Sex at Dawn." Brady calls in with questions about chemicals that kills your sex drive… AND it’s my Mom’s birthday during the live 7/8 broadcast, so I give a little tribute to the wonderful artist, teacher & low-key socialist who would have been 104, if she were alive. RIP John Clark, my old friend (who I met through Dr. Toni Grant), KIEV radio show, ex-husband of great actress Lynn Redgrave & Dad to Janelle Hopkins’ son Derek Wilder. What a character John was! +Our Vice TV documentary on Dr. Susan Block’s phone sex therapy, & featuring our Bonoboville Reunion, will premiere August 8!  Go Bonobos for the Urban X Awards & vote for me for “Most Popular Sex Educator”: https://urbanxvoting.com/voting/voting-9/ . Meanwhile, Rumble, the new Far Right internet channel named for dirty street fighting, has purchased Callin. What to do? Instead of dwelling on our differences—which are many— we focus on our common interest in Free Speech… And there’s a Rumble in the Social Media Jungle between Elon Musk’s abused adoptee, Twitter, and Marky Z’s Goody-Two-Shoes brainchild, Threads.  We all know what a mess Musk made of Twitter—& it’s getting worse, especially if, like us, you don’t buy Elon’s blood-sucking blue tics. But the Bird is the only major social media site that hasn’t banned me—& it’s always been best for Free Speech on sex-positive topics and images—so we’re still there. The new Threads app is more of a mystery, but we’re there now too, albeit slightly bored. Is Threads an empty suit? Apparently, the new platform is a no-fly zone for news-and-politics AND seems cut from the same erotophobic clothe as IG—relentless self-promoting “positivity” without sex-positivity. Are these Threads the Emperor’s New Clothes? Naked or not, have a Bonobo Summer of Love with great beach-reading: The Bonobo Way! Make Kink Not War! Read more prose & see the uncensored shows: https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-rumble-threadsNeed to talk privately? Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497. We're here for YOU. 

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich) @DrSuzy Freedom and Restraint

Just a few fireworks & a hot dog into America’s 247th birthday week, Max & I engage in a little 4th of July foreplay on F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich) Radio, commemorating America’s freedom from the Madness of King George & also celebrating sexual freedom—even if that means being free to be restrained, chained & whipped like a slave—as fantasy roleplay (with enthusiastic consent only, of course) & meditating on how maintaining the actual slavery system was one profit-driven reason for our much glorified American Revolution against the British who wanted to free the slaves--& actually did in 1807 (Critical Race Theory, anyone?). It’s a mixed bag, this great country of ours, & there’s a lot to criticize, but much to celebrate, & we do. Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality! Let Freedom Reign!  “Freedom is the greatest aphrodisiac, but restraint is a close second,” I always say as I call for restraining violence, but defending Free Speech, which includes freedom to speak (that’s why we call this show "Dr. Suzy's Speakeasy") about issues that aren’t so easy to speak about.  Unfortunately, my channels & many other voices are now nonconsensually restrained, my personal accounts banned on FB, IG & YT, thanks to AI (Artificial Ignorance)..  So, I'm grateful for support like Rhiannon’s petition to “Restore Susan M Block’s Facebook & Instagram Accounts” & GasMaskGirl’s tweet to YouTube to restore my channel Then SUZY award winner Chris G calls in on Callin with another great speech in support of Free Speech. Joe calls in for Universal Health Care, & Shardoll wonders why a strong woman (like myself perhaps) sounds like a Dominatrix (sounds like Shardoll wants to be restrained by a FemDom). He also wants dating tips, so I suggest watching fireworks (though not ecologically friendly or safe) which can be foreplay for explosive sex later. Pro-Tip: “Don’t set off fireworks while holding them in your hand, or you could lose your fingers—& how are you going to finger someone with no fingers?”  But it makes a hot date: Orgasms for the Eyes on the 4th of July. Wonder if Shardoll will takes my advice… After all, I've been nominated by the Urban X Awards for “Most Popular Sex Educator”… Fellow Urban X Awards nominees include Sinnamon Love (a great guest on The Dr. Susan Block Show), Glamazon Tyomi, Jet-Setting Jasmine, Pegstress, Madame Carmen, Jessica Drake & Ericka Hart… In these trying times of rising sex education censorship, banning books, defunding Kinsey & firing sex educators just for doing their jobs, it’s a delight to share nomination honors with such a great group. Thank you, Urban X Awards, for honoring our sex educational work & play.  Vote for me here: https://urbanxvoting.com/voting/voting-9/  ... And speaking of sex education, RIP “Talk Sex” host Sue Johanson, who just passed away at 93, proving that sex-ed helps you live to a ripe old age.  Meanwhile, France is on fire, though between the censorship & fake news, it’s hard to tell what’s really happening. We support protests against the police murder of Nahel Merzouk (a French teen of Algerian descent) & brutal colonial history of France in Algeria, but we decry the incendiary violence.  Some Good News: Our Vice TV documentary featuring our Bonoboville Reunion premiers July 18. Thank you for freeing Vice from bankruptcy, George Soros.  Speaking of freedom, Free Assange! Censorship is one kind of nonconsensual restraint, but it is mild compared to the horrendous torture & incarceration that Julian Assange has endured.  Anyone who values “freedom,” should fight for freedom for Julian Assange, one of the greatest freedom fighters of our times - a great defender of the American idea of freedom - & not even American(!)  Go Bonobos for a great holiday! Read more prose & see the uncensored shows: https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-freedom-restraint  Need to talk privately? Call Our Therapists Without Borders anytime: 213.291.9497. We're here for YOU. 

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich) @DrSuzy A Midsummer Night’s Dreamy Speakeasy

We're speaking easy at the Speakeasy this Midsummer night, or as easy as we can speak with corporate censorship silencing our dreams & messing with our minds, as we take on the issues of the day… It actually is “Midsummer” night as we broadcast live on our “Midsummer Night’s Dreamy Speakeasy,” with an Elizabethan hat tip to William Shakespeare... Midsummer is for lovers, so Capt’n Max & I kick it off with a June Honeymoon of senior sex, morning orgasms & love. All we need is mead!  Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality!FDR stands for #FuckDaRich, but #EatTheRich is *in* thanks to Orcas who haven’t yet eaten rich people, but seem to be eating their yachts… Meanwhile, the Titan gobbled up 5 rich guys & imploded with a giant Belch of Death. Burt calls in to say how this ridiculously dangerous “submersible” was made of Radio Shack parts, run by a joystick & a Bluetooth. Titan's CEO was determined to *penetrate* the impenetrable Titanic—like a dude determined to seduce a woman who’s rejecting him—AND named his damn company “Oceangate”— like he knew he’d soon go the way of Watergate, Gamergate & Heaven’s Gate. Tragically, as everyone searched for a few fat cats, 100s of migrants drowned like rats… RIP Daniel Ellsberg, the GOAT of “whistleblowers” & one of my heroes, from his courageous release of the Pentagon Papers, through his bombshell “Doomsday Machine” expose of a chilling reality not too far from Stanley Kubrick’s wild Dr. Strangelove, to his recent support for Julian Assange & many antiwar whistleblower causes… Another Kubrick film, “Eyes Wide Shut,” a midsummer night’s cinematic wet dream that’s *really* a critique of capitalism, comes up as we talk about Hunter Biden, recently outed for ass-grabbing (Trump’s not the only one, but Hunter’s not running for Prez) at SNCTM (a sex club modeled on Eyes Wide Shut), by SNCTM founder Damon Lawner who was then kicked out of his own club for outing Biden! As a sex therapist, I understand confidentiality is key… & it makes me wonder, what kind of “group therapy” goes on at SNCTM? We also discuss Putin almost getting toppled (or did he?) by Wagner Group leader Yevgeny Prigozhin at the stroke of Midsummer, creating a media-induced frenzy of confusion; just stop this war & all Perma War! Wonder if Trumpty Dumpty would hide Putin in the shitter with the secret docs if Prigozhin’s putsch comes to shove… On the lighter—& saltier—side, Rich calls in to extoll my Birthday Bacchanal & inquire about the history of Bonoboville Communion & Waterboarding, The Bonobo Way with Agwa, +Tequila Toe Shots & Shrimping Cocktails! Shardoll calls in to let me know I'm so “hot” I’d “rock a bikini,” even though—or because—I'm a Cougar… Then “Plumpy Chunks” asks I've ever “partied” with Alisha Klass & yes I have(!)—along with her then BF Seymore Butts… Shardoll asks about bonobos & The Bonobo Way, whereupon I expound upon my favorite subject: the Make Love Not War Make Kink Not War great apes… Bonoboville is antiwar for many reasons, chief of which that war kills people and ruins the earth, but also the expense, the latest insane example being Pentagon garbage cans costing over $51K each—way to throw our tax money into the trash! Happy belated Juneteenth, America’s most profound celebration of reality-based freedom, commemorating the hard-fought, long-overdue freeing of some 250,000 slaves that built this great nation on real estate stolen from the Natives, whose descendants are still discriminated against in this supposed land of the “free”—which brings us to “freedom”—Free Love Free Speech & the costs of freedom. Freedom isn’t free, & in the Capitalocene, it costs more & more… Meanwhile, the City of Arcadia continues to harass us with “Mattress Madness,” but we are standing up for our rights (& yours) in Court this Friday, AND I am still banned on Facebook, IG & YouTube! Sign the petition to restore my accounts: https://www.change.org/p/restore-susan-m-block-s-facebook-and-instagram-accounts !  
Until we meet again, Happy Midsummer Night’s Dreamy Trails to you, from the Capitalocene to the Bonobocene through the Tunnel of Love… Read more prose & see the uncensored shows: https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-midsummer
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F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich) @DrSuzy Birthday Pride Party Show

It’s My Birthday—a dangerous time!—but I'm surrounded by old friends, new lovers, rainbow kisses, condom balloons, bare boobies, birthday-spankable tushies & so many cakes, I could open a bakery + My Best Gift: Capt’n Max. 
Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality! It really is the best of times & the worst of times (with a hat tip to Charles Dickens)... In the WORST category: Censorship is rising & my personal accounts on YouTube, Facebook & IG have been unjustly terminated.  In the “best” category: My friends are trying to get them restored. CSLBU Art Lecturer & “Most Well-Rounded Kinkster” SUZY Award winner Rhiannon Aarons creates a petition for it (sign it now!) AND offers up her terrific tatas as an altar for an auspicious delicious Birthday Bonoboville Communion with Agwa + Chris calls in to rally #JusticeforDrSusanMBlock as “Bonobo Missionaries” Chef Belive & Daniele Watts call in to sing & share their red wing love + their new “Door Hash” service, & Brady calls with Birthday Sex Magick, declaring himself “as censored as a nipple.”  Also in-studio on FDR is GasmaskGirl with Kyla Keys looking gorgeous in a gasmask, but even better without one, & I give her a bare-butt birthday spanking! Stunning Lilith Kat (with sexy Tes Presley) gives me a PG Bonoboville Communion from her wrist (& licks it from mine!), & says that, sadly, her FB & IG accounts were also wrongfully disabled. With Lilith & Rhiannon in Dominatrixes Against Donald Trump, everyone’s celebrating Trumpty Dumpty getting indicted! John Barrymore of the Barrymore Dynasty (including sister Drew Barrymore) adds his wit & wisdom on AI (artificial ignorance), & my oldest Bonoboville friend (since 1986), Janelle Hopkins says she was censored by FB for “fake news."  It’s a Censorship Pandemic!  Other guests include IKKOR The Wolf singing “She Bad” as some Bonobovillians spin around the stripper pole (Thx to Dre, we have a new pole!) & Mark Brown—The Best Hairdresser Ever—brings a potpourri of rainbow birthday desserts, including big phallic pretzels to deep-throat with Pride! Yes, it is another Rainbow Pride Birthday—a Birthday Pride Party Show—in solidarity with the LGBTQ comrades now under attack by Proud Boys (“Shouldn’t PROUD Boys have PRIDE?”) We also say bye to Ted Kaczynski aka the Unabomber, found dead in prison on my birthday—proving you don’t have to be a dumb Proud Boy to be a brute; you can be a mathematical genius—but soon, it’s back to the Bday Bacchanal.  I also wish a Happy Bday to Fellow Gemini & F.D.R. engineer Abe Bonobo &, after much pride party fun, games & love-love-love, I slip out of my rainbow lingerie & into my Birthday Suit for a big birthdaygasm - and many more! Whether you take ‘pride’ in your birthday or not, it’s good for you!  Statistics show that people who have the most birthdays live the longest. Read more prose & watch my uncensored “Birthday Pride Party Show”: https://drsusanblock.com/birthday-2023 
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F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich) @DrSuzy Deep Inside DEEP THROAT

Streaming through the Tunnel of Love, we go DEEP INSIDE “Deep Throat,” one of the most iconic, profitable & controversial American films ever made… as we welcome “Deep Throat” auteur director Gerard Damiano’s son, Gerard Damiano, Jr., & daughter, Christar Damiano, commemorating Deep Throat’s 50th anniversary with 4k restoration “Director’s Cut” screenings, talkback panels & parties around the world! Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality!  Deep Throat helped spark the Sexual Revolution & “Porno Chic,” became a household name & code for the Watergate informant who exposed President Richard Nixon. Yes, Tricky Dick tried to shut down “Deep Throat,” but “Deep Throat” shut down Tricky Dick!  It also made a huge star out of Linda Lovelace, who later revealed she was abused by her mother, & then by her husband Chuck Trayner. Though Linda never said she was abused on the set of Deep Throat, anti-porn feminists like Catherine McKinnon blamed porn. According to the Damianos, the opposite was true; Linda was a victim of Chuck, but never abused on set; indeed, she found freedom & self-esteem in being treated like a star. From abused child to battered wife to celebrated porn star to anti-porn Born Again Christian & then back to a form of porn just before her lethal car accident, Linda’s story is complex, so many mistakenly think she was abused on the “Deep Throat” set, & some screenings were canceled or picketed, though most have been warmly welcomed. Now it’s LA’s turn, & I will be Moderator for Talkback panels on Friday 6/2 at Laemmle Royal in West LA (with Nina Hartley & Herschel Savage!) & Saturday 6/3 at 910WeHo in West Hollywood. Actor Barry Miller—who attended Warren Beatty & Jack Nicholson’s 1976 fundraiser to help Deep Throat fight “obscenity” charges—will attend, + intimacy coordinator Erin Tillman & fetish model Lux Lives will be on my 910WeHo panel, with a post-panel VIP party featuring AGWA & Absinthe Absente to pour down our deep throats! Speaking of beverages, check out the “Deep Throat” Coca Cola scene to see where US. Supreme Court (In)Justice Clarence Thomas probably picked up his fixation with “pubic hair on my Coke can”… Have a Merry Masturbation Month climax, enjoy this FDR (F*ck Da Rich) while you still can & join Me, Max, the Damianos & More Sex Positive Allies at Deep Throat in LA! More here: https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-deep-throat
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F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): @DrSuzy Banned on Facebook - & IG!

Censorship is on crusade! “Dr. Susan M Block” is Banned on Facebook & “DrSuzy1” is Banned on Instagram! Four days after META congratulated me on having so many followers that I needed two-step verification, it shut me down—& shut me out—suddenly & “permanently,” executing me virtual self by AI (Artificial Ignorance) firing squad & ejecting me into a virtual mass grave filled with millions of other wrongfully suspended accounts. Why? As is often the case, no reason was given except that I “Violated Community Standards.” In fact, Marky Z’s cop bots violated my Free Speech, tearing down my peaceful, loving little garden in his vast toxic META fiefdom, adding the insult of “violation” to the injury of termination, cutting me off from friends, family, fans, fellow Yalies, colleagues & community. Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality! They beat me up! But they didn’t beat me down… First, I am not totally banned: my Facebook group, Dr. Suzy’s Speakeasy, and Bonoboville accounts are still up. It’s my personal “Susan M Block” Facebook profile & DrSuzy1 IG account that are erased. But Karma’s coming for Marky & the Block Curse which took down YouTube Censor-in-Chief Susan Wojcicki is already messing with META. Multiple SUZY Award winner Chris G calls in on this FDR promising to fight for my restoration (a long shot) with his own hashtag #JusticeforDrSusanMBlock ! Burt calls in to say everybody sick of censorship should join Bonoboville.com! All Social Media Refugees are welcome! We also talk with Brady about two kinds of AI: Artificial Ignorance & Ammosexual Incels (which is worse)? MORE Bad News: Vice TV is going bankrupt—& just before they were scheduled to release our special with our beautiful Bacchanalian Bonoboville Reunion! Last Week, the Vice Producer declared me a star. Now Vice is declaring bankruptcy, & that Producer Isn’t returning our phone calls! So, I declare 2023 to be my Media Annus Horribilus. Well, onward & forward into our next adventure: the iconic & controversial DEEP THROAT is coming to LA for its 50th Anniversary & I will moderate talkback panels after the two Deep Throat screenings in LA: Friday, June 2nd: Laemmle Royal in West Los Angeles and Saturday, June 3rd: 910 WeHo in West Hollywood with a VIP party after the screening! Come One, Come All or Just COME! Make Kink Not War! Follow The Bonobo Way Way of peace through pleasure. Merry Masturbation Month! Give yourself a hand! More prose & shows: https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-banned-on-facebook
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F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): @DrSuzy Kinsey Defunded, Perma Wars Mega-Funded & Pleasure Monáe

Kinsey defunded as Perma War is super-funded? So, there’s no cash for the sexology that heals, but billions for the war machine(s) that kill—abroad & at home. Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality! Founded by Dr. Alfred Kinsey whose Kinsey Reports helped stimulate the Sexual Revolution, the Kinsey Institute of human sexuality and relationships research is peerless.  As fellow sexologists, we support Kinsey’s government funding, though its corporate financing will make up for the state’s shortfall.  However, it just shows the Neo-Puritan Crusade against sex education is in full swing. Neither FDR (F*ck Da Rich) radio nor the Dr Susan Block Institute are funded by any government nor corporate entity - just by our Phone Sex Therapy services which YOU can access! Just call 213-291-9497 anytime.  Since we're not corporate nor government-funded, we can “speak easy” in our Speakeasy about sex & politics in ways you won’t hear anywhere else. On this broadcast, David aka “Hybrid Bonobo,” utilizes this opportunity to make Confession to his Mother Confessor (Me) & though it’s not real therapy (that’s private), it IS therapeutic & healing for him to reveal a taboo pleasure he’s kept secret all his life.  Speaking of PLEASURE, we love it.  Not that awful sex-negative “Pleasure” movie - oh no! But Janelle Monáe's very sex positive "Age of Pleasure" album’s "Lipstick Lover" is sensational & just in time for Masturbation Month! BUT (not butt) YouTube (not Janelle Monáe) is hypocritical for censoring me for showing less than JM because, apparently, a lot of Cash Monáe can buy you Free Speech. We also discuss the Patriot Front, a bunch of Ammosexual Incels cosplaying as “Clockwork Orange” Droogs.  And we congratulate courageous E. Jean Carroll for making Trumpty Dumpty Fall off his Wall—to the tune of $5 million! AND we get set for "Deep Throat"—the iconic & very controversial porn film, part of the Sexual Revolution, Cinema History & Watergate, which is commemorating its 50th anniversary with a West Coast tour featuring director Gerard Damiano’s adult children, a director’s cut 5k restoration & ME moderating the post-screening panel.  Be there & Be Bonobo for a better world for all. Check out more Pro-Bonobo prose & DrSuzy-Tv shows: https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-kinsey