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Sex Calls: @DrSuzy Female Ejaculation Concerns

    In "Female Ejaculation Concerns," I counsel "Laurie" about the wonders (and terrors) of female ejaculation, aka squirting, the orgasmic release of fluids from the urethra. Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality! Female Ejaculation is what I call the "Holy Water" of female sexuality or as the Tantrics, say, "Amrita." But many people, like Laurie, have questions about it. Is it real? Is it normal? Is it common? Is it *really* just a golden shower? Can any woman ejaculate? Why don't more women actually do it? How do the partners of women who squirt feel about it? “Female Ejaculation Concerns” is a vintage clip from the "SEX CALLS" broadcast archives of The Dr. Susan Block Show (circa 1998). This is NOT a call with actual therapy clients; those are absolutely private and confidential. This is a caller on my Saturday night live show. For more information, call us at 626.461.5950. To see the video of this call, go to https://drsusanblockinstitute.com/female-ejaculation-concerns/
    Have a question about female ejaculation or is there something else you need to talk about that you can't talk about anywhere else? Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime at 213-291-9497. Experience Phone Sex Therapy. We're here for you. For more on how to squirt or help your partner squirt, go to: https://drsusanblockinstitute.com/squirting-world

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): @DrSuzy 31st Wedding Anniversary Easter Resurrection

It’s Our 31st Wedding Anniversary! Join us as we begin our celebration of Three Decades +One Year of Lawfully Wedded Love, Lust & Bonobo Revolution with a couple of effervescent Senior Sex orgasms & a rollicking ride on FDR through the Tunnel of Love along The Bonobo Way. Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality!  And speaking of joyful trips through your lover’s love tunnel, take a tip from your elders (Mickey Mouse & Minnie Me): Make Love FIRST if you want to Make Love LAST.  That is, when celebrating a romantic milestone, try to have sex at the start of your big day, night or week, just in case—after a heavy meal or a little fight—it doesn’t work out for later.  If it does, you can always do it again… & again! That’s how we roll down the Love Train tracks—from the collapsing Capitalocene to the Bonobocene of our wet dreams—all while getting ready for our Great 31st Anniversary RV Adventure up the Left Coast to parts unknown...  Other subjects of scintillating conversation on this auspicious podcast: The Resurrection of Jesus & Return to His Heavenly Father vs. the Resurrection of Persephone & Return to Her Holy Earth Mother;  Trumpty Dumpty Falls (pretty hard this time!) & Stormy Daniels Rises (she’s the only one in this torrid tale who’s been telling the truth all along); Balancing Lust with Trust (like Juggling 3 Balls, a Banana & a Sharp Knife); The Jesus-Dionysus Connection; Corrupt Couple of the Week: Ginni & Clarence Thomas; Ammosexual Incel Problems; Billionaire Harlan Crow’s “Nazi-Sexual” Problem; “Gun Safety” for Gun Nuts; The Cross & the Sword + Great New Novel “The Girl & the Sword” by Fellow Yalie Gerald Weaver; Mickey Mouse & Minnie Me vs. Meatball Ron DeSantis; YouTube Censorship; Religious Abuse; Judaism is NOT Zionism;  Go Bonobos for the Tennessee Three; Why Priests are More Dangerous than Drag Queens (though Priests are kind of like Drag Queens); Steven Donziger vs. Chevron; Stop Cop City; Free Assange; Make Kink Not War; Support the Real Bonobos! +Lots more on this ride, as we continue to protest the murderous Megamachine, while celebrating long-term love & banging like bunnies... Read more prose & watch some awesome bacchanalian uncensored anniversary shows: https://drsusanblock.com/31st-wedding-anniversary
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F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich) @DrSuzy tRump Indicted, ”Pleasure Politix,” an UnZionist Passover

    Trumpty Dumpty has fallen (again) and maybe THIS time, all his cult’s Handmaids and MAGAt Men can’t put this Mango McMuffin back together again.  Yes, the “Anointed One” is now the Indicted One.  And no, it’s not a Witch Hunt.  It’s a "Pussy Ass Bitch" Hunt (with a hat tip to “Filthy Mouthed Wife” Chrissy Teigen). Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality!  Shoutout to Cyrus Vance Jr., esteemed member of my Yale class, who started up the Stormy Daniels case that Alvin Bragg is now running. “The Goal is the Journey,” as always, but as Stormy supporters since 2017—and tRump Resisters since the 1980s—we’re hoping for a Happy Ending… On this FDR, we also review the 2021 film "Pleasure"—which was NOT a pleasure, to say the least (even though our porn biz friends Axel Braun, Dana DeArmond, Tee Reel and Mark Spiegler are great in it). In fact, it is a grossly violent, misleadingly horrific portrayal of the porn industry.  Listen to our review, and don’t see it; or at least, be forewarned it is NOT a date night movie!. Meanwhile in Censorship News: my YouTube channel is still terminated. Twitter is shadow-banning words of all kinds, as corporate social media censorship rises and our pro-bonobo freedoms go into free fall.  Good News: China just made peace between Saudi Arabia & Iran. Now let’s make peace with China! Also, our Vice special featuring our Bonoboville Reunion is coming soon.  So is 1973 porn phenomenon Deep Throat (want to sponsor an LA screening? Call Max: 626-461-5950)… In Obituary News: We bid a sad RIP to three friends: Max Hardcore, Goddess Phoenix Steele and Papi, aka David Harold Hunt. And we bid you happy Spring Holidays! Ramadan Mubarak! Happy (early) Easter! Pesach Sameach (Happy Passover)! “Kdot Hussein” calls in and, though he’s kind of religiously opposed to my belief that happy bonoboësque cuckolds make for a more peaceful world, he does agree with me that Zionist Israel’s oppression of Palestinians has got to stop, and we bond over Hebrew prayers and My Midrash on the origins of Matzah (hint: it has more to do with running from medieval European pogroms than ancient Egyptian pharaohs). For my Christian friends, I explain, matzah is similar to the wafer, the Body of Christ without the Christ, with the divine ability, when broken, to create infinite crumbs all over your table, your clothes and probably your bed. So have some matzah and remember it’s a mitzvah (good deed) to have sex on Passover. Though most rabbis say the sex mitzvah is only for “husband and wife,"  I, Rabbi Dr. Susan bin Block  say it’s okay as long as it’s between enthusiastically consenting adults (or just yourself)—but don’t mix the sex mitzvah with the passover matzah, or you’ll wind up with crumbs in your holiest of holes. For more prose & uncensored shows, go to https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-trump-passover-pleasure
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SEX CALLS: Bisexual Monogamy With @DrSuzy

    In “Bisexual Monogamy,” I talk with a young couple in love, both bisexual, yet he wants to be monogamous and she wants to be free to explore other women and even threesomes. Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality!  Subjects of discussion with " Alex and Mark" include relationships, bisexuality, monogamy, nonmonogamy, ethical hedonism, physical attraction, emotional commitment, self-pleasure and teaching your partner how to please you: “You can give pleasure by giving freedom to be with other people,” is one of my more quotable quotes from this call. Also intercourse vs. outercourse and orgasm repression: “It seems that you don’t want to close off your options, so you close off your orgasm,” is another one of my quotable observations. “Bisexual Monogamy” is a vintage clip from the “SEX CALLS” broadcast archives of The Dr. Susan Block Show (circa 1998). This is NOT a call with actual therapy clients; those are absolutely private and confidential. This is a caller on my Saturday night live show. For more information, call us at 626.461.5950. To watch this show on video, go to: https://drsusanblockinstitute.com/bisexual-monogamy.
    Need to talk privately? Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213-291-9497. We’re here for you. 

Sex Calls: High Maintenance Roleplay

    In “High Maintenance Roleplay,” I counsel "Steven and Regina," a young man and older woman in a four-year relationship, about fantasy roleplay, relationships, taboos, resentment vs. obsession, shaving and waxing vs. natural hair, being demeaned vs. being respected, Cougar problems, physical hygiene, spanking, the importance of differentiating between real life and fantasies, adult dress-up, playing doctor, domination, bondage, making love on the dining room table, conscious kink, variety, using BBQ tongs as pleasure toys, and appreciating your partner for who they really are, even though you like to fantasize. Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality! “High Maintenance Roleplay” is a vintage clip from the "SEX CALLS" broadcast archives of The Dr. Susan Block Show (circa 1998). This is NOT a call with actual therapy clients; those are absolutely private and confidential. This is a Sex Calls caller on our Saturday night live show. For more information, call us at 626.461.5950. For current shows and other events, visit us at https://drsusanblock.com/
    Have a question, confession or fantasy, but need to talk privately? Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213-291-9497. We're here for you. Experience Phone Sex Therapy. For more, go to https://drsusanblockinstitute.com/high-maintenance-roleplay/
 

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich) @DrSuzy Spring Fever Follies

    Happy Spring Equinox!  Blooming with wildflowers, the Birds & The Bees, the mating bonobos & the dating humans, our Love Train roars into Spring 2023. And the sun shines on Bonoboville for about two beautiful days... before it rains AGAIN.     Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality!  Dry old So Cal is now as WET as a hot wife’s panties. But hey, it’s like our wet & WILD Spring Showers female ejaculation shows!  Whatever the weather, it’s time for a Bonobo Spring Cleaning: Out with the old Capitalocene & in with the Bonobocene of Peace through Pleasure - in all kinds of weather. We’ve also got Spring Fever for Trumpty Dumpty being indicted this week (or so we hear) thanks to our heroine whom we’ve been cheering on since 2017: Stormy Daniels! Go Bonobos for Stormy spanking tRump's Rump with an indictment! With Putin’s War Crimes arrest warrant, maybe these two can share a prison cell somewhere (anywhere!) & resurrect their old bromance.  Or they can get bailed out by Silicon Valley Bank that TFG deregulated to collapse. What do the SVB failure & East Palestine disaster have in common? Drumpf deregulation! Speaking of Palestine(s), we support the Israel Protests & we’re glad to see more Jews for Palestine (like us) involved. Stop the Apartheid! In Censorship News: We're still trying to resurrect our unfairly terminated YouTube Channel (Spring is time for Resurrection), and I also hear from one of my Sex Therapy clients that Cuckold Erotica is being censored.  Censorship is getting worse with AI (artificial ignorance) - much worse!  We also take several calls on this show about primeval Spring Cleaning involving pollen—plant jizz (or Jazz)--& we answer this question: Does Porn Imitate Sex or Does Sex Imitate Porn? + We talk about Spring Sex on Magic Mushrooms, St. Paddy's sins against the Pagan Druids, Pinching vs Massage & more! Read more prose & spring into Spring with our Bacchanalian Vernal Equinox shows:  https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-spring-feverNeed to talk privately? Call Our Therapists Without Borders anytime: 213.291.9497. We're here for YOU. 

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): @DrSuzy Stormy St. Paddy’s Mermaids

Erin Go Bragh—or go Bragh-less (free the nip!)—and Kiss Me, I’m Irish! Well, aren't we all Irish around St. Patrick's Day?  Get in the mood with a little St. Paddy's Day Foreplay, The Bonobo Way on this lucky, lusty FDR, still making love through the March Madness. St. Paddy’s is pretty sexy with all that kissing, drinking, pinching and more drinking—though the original "Patrick" was a celibate “saint” (no word on the size of his shillelagh)—and it’s still Womens Month 2023, so we honor a great woman (and sex worker) Stormy Daniels. Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality!  Stormy spanked tRump's rump (before sitting—briefly—on his little mushroom), and now she’s spanking him with the law! Prosecutors are poised to indict Trumpty Dumpty for paying Stormy hush money. Will they do it this time? Or will Teflon Don slip through the hands of justice—as he has for crimes far beyond the Stormy Scandal—yet again? Speaking of "stormy," somehow we wind up in a tsunami of discussion about fish, smelling like fish (down there), mermaid sex (watch out for the scales) and how Starbucks’ two-tailed mermaid is like Pr. Max's Filangieri family crest. Swimming along the atmospheric river of the Stormy theme, Stormy Rayn calls in for advice on how to have “rough sex” with her boyfriend, eliciting kink tips, scratching talk, choking warnings (it's very risky, so approach with caution, if at all!) and some surprise twists... The Ides of March was a bad day for Caesar, but it could be good for you, because it’s Steak and a Blowjob Day! Have a juicy one... And in Censorship News: YouTube bots are still censoring us, and Elon Musky has pussy-phobia, having just censored the p-u-s-s-y in last week's “Pussy Cookie” show on Twitter. Speaking of censorship, stop censoring people's lives: Free Assange! Free Palestine!... Pop question: Why do we wear green on St. Patrick’s Day? According to Celtic myth, wearing green acted as camouflage as you traipsed through the verdant forests of the Emerald Isle, making you invisible to leprechauns who, though magical, are kind of nasty. Like mini-Trump pussy-grabbers, they sneak up and nonconsensually pinch you if they can see you; that is, if you are not wearing green. Luckly, it’s all a good excuse to party like a bonobo in St Paddy’s green panties and leprechaun lingerie on our green-as-grass Love Train rolling along from the Capitalocene to the Bonobocene... Read more prose and check out some of our incredible bacchanalian St. Paddy’s shows on DrSuzy-Tv and, with a little luck, you'll join us in-person one St. Paddy's Day soon: https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-stormy-st-paddys-mermaids

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): @DrSuzy Pussy Cookie March Madness

Happy Women’s Day! Purim Sameach (if you celebrate)! And a belated Happy Sex Workers Day!  All are connected as Purim is the only Biblical holiday starring a woman, Queen Esther, who also happens to be a high-end (royal), high-risk (execution looms) sex worker.... Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality! This is NOT Your Bubbe's Purim... Anyway, on Purim, the "Jewish Mardi Gras," we eat hamantaschen, which I learned in Sunday school represented the villain Haman’s hat, but since these triangular fruit-filled pastries are shaped like an open vulva, complete with cherry-filled vagina hole in the middle, I call hamantaschen “pussy cookies” - honoring the power of the pussy and the triumph of Queen Esther and her ”Weapons of Mass Seduction” that saved the Jews from genocide. And on this show, we celebrate Esther and other examples of female power—including sexy environmentalist Erin Brockovich trying to help East Palestine—and we also support the other Palestine, as well as the Israeli protesters against Netanyahu’s yahoo “judicial coup” and the terrible Zionist settler attack on Palestinian Huwara, Jenin and other Israel apartheid victimes. We also talk with several callers about March Madness, cunnilingus, redwings, menstruation orgasm as a painkiller, “Blood Sugar Sex Magik” (Red Hot Chili Peppers), other kinds of Sex Magic, bellydancing, lube, teasing, censorship, cops, bots, circumcision, polyamory, bonobos & The Bonobo Way + turning the Capitalocene into the Bonobocene. And foot massage.  Did I mention that the way to many a woman’s heart is through her feet? For Women’s Month, give a woman a foot massage… even if that woman is YOU.  Read more prose & see some great uncensored Purim Bacchanalia shows: https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-pussy-cookie-march-madness
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