Masturbation

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Sticky Situations

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality
Rolling through mid-Masturbation Month 2021 on the Self-Love Train, the virtual DrSuzy.Tv reunion keeps on strumming along with Capt’n Max, Unscene Abe, Mariah, the Bonoboville Crew and SUZY-award-winning Clubhouse moderator, MILF/MFA Rhiannon Aarons going loco-motive, and the seats get sticky when “Sticky: A Self-Love Story” filmmaker Nicholas Tana hops aboard for some sapiosexual masturbation liberation and sex-education conversation, eargasmic revelation and good vibrations. Plus we talk about his new Dr. Joycelyn Elders film, “Firing the Surgeon General.” Also hopping on the Self-Love Train is Hollywood’s sexiest socialite Amor Hilton, aka “Baby Block” (no, I’m not her real Mom; it’s just roleplay), though she’s actually doing more “Boom Boom” in the Womb Room (and backdoor) with tattoo artist Eric Wurx, than wanking. Amen and Awomen, Brothers and Sisters: Amor is in Amor!
Mid-show, I take a break from the Mmmm Month merriment to get serious about Israel’s shameful ongoing occupation, compounded by its recent war crimes in Palestine, all financed and supported by our own U.S.A. Sorry if that breaks your stroke stride, but sometimes you—and in this case I—have to speak out against atrocities, so I do!
We also touch upon Gates-Gate which, though Bill Gates identifies as “bonobo,” isn’t exactly a turn-on either. However, it’s a good excuse to sing “Can’t Buy Me Love.” Then we get back to sharing sensual solo-sex confessions, eargasmic self-pleasure tips and good vibrations… But still, gotta say:
MASTURBATION NOT OCCUPATION… even in Sticky Situations!
Our Post-show throwback is “Masturbation Liberation” featuring a dazzling cast of characters, including Lotus Lain, who confesses her delightful *sins* of self-pleasure to her Mother Confessor (c'est Moi!), then rides the Sybian to multiple orgasms, and gives a begging cuckold submissive, “Cuck Steve,” a taste of the domination and humiliation he craves, comparing his size (in chastity) with gigantic Rome Major.
There’s more—so much more! Watch what we can’t show you on Youtube and read My Journal: https://drsusanblock .com/fdr-sticky-situations
Need to talk PRIVATELY about something you can’t talk about anywhere else? Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497.

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Masturbation Cowgirl

All Aboard the Self-Love Train, straddled like a Sybian by the Solo-Sex Cowgirl. Merry Masturbation Month, all you Fappers and 21st Century Flappers roaring into the new Roaring 20s, when soon we’ll be back into orgies and cuddle puddles. But in these in-between times (is she or isn’t she… vaccinated?), self-pleasure is the safest way to go, and if you need a hand (mentally), listen to these sapiosexual “confessions” of orgasmic discovery as hog-floggers and muffin-buffers confess to me, their Mmmm Month “Mother Confessor,” which is fitting since it’s also Mother’s Day which in Bonoboville is also MiLF Day.
Joining us in the Confession Booth is real-life MILF/MFA Rhiannon Aarons, plus several other DrSuzy.Tv alumni. Gorgeous porn star Ana Foxxx confesses her complex relationship with sex toys, especially Love Dolls, and tells the tale of her first self-love experience… with a doorknob! Exquisite erotic entertainer Natassia Dreams describes the intense orgasm she had with a sex toy that really hit her P-spot. Oooh la la! We also hear Jonny Menton’s tale of being accused by his British boarding school Master (bator?) of “masturbation proselytizing” (he was doing no such thing)—all of which sounds kinky and traumatizing, and really hits home for me since, as a self-love-positive sexologist, I really do practice “masturbation proselytizing.”
Toys are great, but some people (and children!) see guns as toys. What if we made sex toys more acceptable and guns less acceptable? We’d all be happier, more satisfied and a lot less likely to die. A Redditor reports they caught their boss doing it with a rotisserie chicken! Gross, but not as bad as a mass shooting. We also get into Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl and how not to bust his Bronco. And we gossip about Bill and Melinda Gates calling it quits after 27 years. How can we not? Though we don’t even know about the salacious Epstein speculations. We’re just always rooting for long-term love. We do have a soft spot for Bill because he says, if he were a nonhuman animal, he’d be a bonobo. How about donating a billion or two to help save your bonobo cousins from extinction, Bill?
The post-show throwback, “Masturbation Exploration,” is phenomenal, featuring Amor Hilton, Odette Delacroix and Penny Jean riding the Sybian like Kinky Cowgirls on a big bucking bronco that never breaks.
Watch what we can’t show you here and read the Journal: https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-masturbation-cowgirl
Need to talk PRIVATELY about something you can’t talk about anywhere else? You can talk with us… Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497.
For more information, visit https://drsusanblockinstitute .com/guided-masturbation