The Dr Susan Block Show
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Monday Jan 25, 2021
Monday Jan 25, 2021
Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality
Still reeling from the Rape of the Capitol, we are back on the train through 2021. It’s International Fetish Day, so Capt’n Max and I join the worldwide conversation currently swirling around actor/heir Armie Hammer’s alleged “cannibalism” fetish, as well as the more frightening fetish for fascism, “wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross,” now roiling the U.S.A. Between drinks, joints and appetizers (though no grilled toes on this Dining Car), we talk about MAGA and QAnon fantasies vs/ Christian and cannibal fantasies; “eating” pussy vs. tequila toe shots; Ben Shapiro’s “Wet Ass P-Word” vs. Cardi B’s wet ass; “Daddy Trump” vs Charlie Manson (bonus: You’ll hear Capt’n Max’s harrowing and hilarious story of being threatened by the Manson Family, a true tale that inspired a scene in Beverly Hills Cop); MAGAt Exhibitionism vs. Riot Porn; Fa vs. AntiFa; a fetish for fascism vs. the Bonobo Way—and much more!—with Mariah, Unscene Abe and a studio audience of thousands, all masked up and riding that train. Message to tRump: Before you pardon all your Rotunda rapists, pardon Julian Assange! All aboard the F.D.R. Bonobo Way Express, Streamliner Track 4, for eargasms and insights into fascism and fetishes.
More here: http://drsusanblock.com/fdr-fascism-fetishes
Need to talk PRIVATELY about something you can’t talk about with anyone else? Whatever your politics, culture or sexuality, you can talk with us… Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497. For more information, visit https://drsusanblockinstitute.com/phone-sex-therapy. We’re here for YOU.
Tuesday Jan 05, 2021
Tuesday Jan 05, 2021
Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality
Come join us in the Speakeasy bar car on the train into 2021. Then we’ll slip into the sleeper car to share stories of sex and socialism, laugh, sing, philosophize and make love, crying out in ecstasy as the train whistle blows… so nobody knows.
All Aboard! It’s our first live show of 2021 and the second episode of “F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich),” another eargasmic radio podcast hosted by Capt’n Max, aka Prince Maximillian R. Leblovic di Lobkowicz di Filangieri, and me.
The title of this broadcast is also my New Year’s Resolution for 2021 which I deliver in parts as a live dramatic reading as the train rolls on.
Choo-choooo!
In between the parts, we reminisce about The Great Erotic Train Ride (the first erotic “Bedtime Story for Adults Only” that Max and I made together), cashing a settlement check when I sued the L.A.P.D. while Max was a fugitive in France, and how a Dr. Susan Block Show’s “Happy Nude Rear” made our Montana engineer exclaim, “Makes my butt sweat!”
We also announce the launch of the Bonobo Happiness Exchange and Max tells the story of the old Big Joe’s Happiness Exchange. He also reminds us of that rusting oil tanker off the coast of Yemen (first mentioned on our “Virgin Show”) about to explode into an environmental and humanitarian catastrophe unless some compassionate billionaire steps up and fixes it.
Then we check in with our old-friend-the-porn-star Kiss, aka Anna, listening to F.D.R. on Facebook Live in Hawaii, and Danny in Dubai who wants an “open relationship” with his wife, as we chat in-studio with assistant Mariah and tech director Unscene Abe. Actually, everybody is “unseen”; it’s a radio show. Calling in from Amarillo, Texas, Elvis Presley tribute artist, Smokey Binion, Jr., wishes us a Happy New Year and sings “Love Me Tender” expressly for Mariah who is excited to have a “fan.” From Bonoboville, L.A. to Hawaii to Texas to Dubai, we are riding that train, high on… life. We’re also hopeful for a more bonoboëque future in 2021.
Read the text of My New Year’s Resolution to “Go Bonobos in 2021” here: http://drsusanblock.com/go-bonobos-2021
Or read it on Counterpunch: https://www.counterpunch.org/2021/01/01/go-bonobos-in-2021/
Note: The #GoBonobos in 2021 banner features The Dr. Susan Block Show “Class of 2020”
Need to talk PRIVATELY about something you can’t talk about with anyone else? You can talk with us… Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497.
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Saturday Jan 02, 2021
Saturday Jan 02, 2021
Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality
Happy New Year & Happy Nude Rear 2021, Brothers & Sisters! It's the SUZY awards! Yes indeed, even in the uneasy thick of the Coronapocalypse, the SUZY Awards must go on! Masked and physically-distanced, of course, but with as much bonoboëque passion and a better, more diverse group of talented winners and sore loser(s) than ever! Are YOU a winner? Check out the Winners' and Losers’ List and watch this amazing show (with all the hot clips) uncensored and free:
https://drsusanblock.com/awards2020
Honoring excellence in broadcast artistry and exhibitionism for the 9th consecutive year, the DrSusanBlock.tv Awards, a.k.a., The SUZYS, recognize erotic performance, sexual intelligence and Weapons of Mass Seduction, celebrating The Bonobo Way of female empowerment, male well-being, sharing resources, ecosexuality and peace through pleasure in all kinds of weather, while paying tribute, with love, humor and deep respect, to those who work and play in the fields of sexuality, equality and world peace. There’s never been a more urgent time to honor PEACE, Community, SeXuality and “lust over greed” than right now. Thus, as a new (hopefully healthier!) year begins, well before XBIZ, the AVNs, the TEAs, the Oscars, the Grammys, the Tonys, the Emmys and the Golden Globes trot out their awards, the last Dr. Susan Block Show of 2020 is here to acknowledge the best of that crazy year on “The Greatest Sexuality Show on Earth.” Our goal, as always (besides having a cum-ton of fun), is to 1) advance the cause of sex education, health and research, 2) inspire better pornography with a more sex-positive, ecosexual and sapiosexually stimulating aesthetic, 3) support sex workers and political activists fighting for greater social and economic equality, and 4) to save the real bonobos from extinction while 5) supporting a more bonoboëque ethos in the world. #GoBonobos for the Wonderful Winners and Sore Loser(s), and for real bonobos. Save the bonobos and they will help us save ourselves
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Tuesday Dec 22, 2020
Tuesday Dec 22, 2020
Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality
This marks Prince Max’s and my return to the *eargasmic* magic of radio. Both of us have long histories (since the 1970s!) broadcasting live on over 150 local, nationally syndicated and pirate radio stations around the world—from Yale University’s WYBC-FM to San Felice’s Radio Meridian—which we touch upon on our virgin “F.D.R.” internet radio show, aka podcast. Though we’ve enjoyed broadcasting live TV, aka video, on HBO, public access and the internet—we’ve missed broadcasting in the “Theater of the Mind” as can only be done on radio, so here we are doing it again.
We call this series “F.D.R.” in tribute to my mom’s erotic political crush, U.S. President, Franklin Delano Roosevelt. F.D.R also stands for “F*ck Da Rich.” By “rich,” we mean all billionaires (except maybe MacKenzie Scott), high-digit millionaires, the Military-Industrial Complex (including the Space Farce’s new Handmaid’s Tale “Guardians”) and other multi-billion dollar corporations and complexes. What do we mean by “F*ck”? Listen…
In this virgin broadcast, Pr. Max and I reintroduce ourselves and some of our past experiences together and apart. Among the many topics explored are virginity itself; love in the Coronapcalypse; sex in marriage; the sounds of orgasm; Trumpty Dumpty’s fall; making out and heavy petting in Bala Cynwyd, Pa. and Montclaire, N.J.; turning down the D.A.R. (Daughters of the American Revolution) award in junior high; consensual “thought gangbangs” and streaking at Yale; teenage trips to Nepal, Afghanistan (where I climbed the 8200-feet high Bamiyan Buddha, later demolished by the Taliban), Pakistan (where I avoided being raped by claiming to be a Christian virgin) and Israel (regarding my love affair with a young Palestinian in the Garden of Gethsemane) financed by selling pot; Max being hit with a slipper by a horny Lithuanian dancer, our synchronous relationship to the “socialist” Commedia dell’Arte character of Arlecchino; anti-sex censorship on the internet, from Youtube to Pornhub; the close conjunction of Jupiter and Saturn during Saturnalia 2020, what it means for the revolutions of 2021 and the impending appearance of Uranus for a Happy Nude Rear; American wars and occupations; tRump’s rush to execute people; and the Bonobo Way of female empowerment, male well-being, ecosexuality, sharing resources and peace through pleasure. We have so much fun, it’s foreplay for some hot Solstice sex, and maybe it’ll turn you on too…
Need to talk PRIVATELY about something you can’t talk about with anyone else? You can talk with us… Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497. For more information, visit https://drsusanblockinstitute.com/phone-sex-therapy. We’re here for YOU.
Friday Dec 18, 2020
Friday Dec 18, 2020
Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality
No strip-dreidel, kissing cousins under the mistletoe or Saturnalian orgies in Bonoboville in the Coronapocalypse. But we mask up, dress up and light up the miracles of Hanukkah, Xmas, Sexmas, Saturnalia, the Virgin of Guadalupe, Winter Solstice 2020 and a Happy Nude Rear with fire, fun and funny stories of holiday sex. After all, sex (with love) is a “mitzvah” (a good deed) on Hanukkah. And Santa sliding down your chimney puts the “X” in Xmas. It’s my 27th Bedside Chat, inspired by FDR’s Fireside Chats, featuring “Rabbi” Howie Gordon, aka former porn star Richard Pacheco, singing the Hebrew prayers as I light the menorah(s), and telling true tales of the Golden Age of Porn. Then Victoria Jade lights up our Womb, strips down and turns around to wish us a “Happy Nude Rear.”
This is all too hot for Youtube, especially now that Google is cracking down harder on sexual expression, plus we show a few excerpts from Howie/Richard’s movies, including “Talk Dirty to Me” with Sharon Kane and “Sex Play” with our friend, the amazing Mother of All MILFs, Kay Parker. Watch it all uncensored and free on DrSuzy-Tv: https://drsusanblock.com/hanukkah-xmas-2020
We also celebrate the end of Trump’s divisive reign over our country, our media and our minds (we hope). Though he *could* do one good thing before he goes: Free Julian Assange! It might earn him a hug from Pamela Anderson. I also give a #GoBonobos to the new LA DA George Gascon, and I introduce the Bonobo Dildo Nativity Scene featuring the Divine Interventions Baby Jesus Buttplug and Mother Mary Bonobo (sexy cousin of the Virgin of Guadalupe).
Need to talk PRIVATELY about holiday sex, the holiday blues, your happy nude rear or anything else you can’t talk about with anyone else? Call the Therapists Without Borders at the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213-291-9497. We're here for you.
Friday Nov 20, 2020
Friday Nov 20, 2020
Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality
The tables are turned as DomCon Headmistress Cyan and Madame Margherite, frequent guests on The Dr. Susan Block Show, invite me to be THEIR guest “In the Spotlight.” DomCon has long been the ComicCon of Kink, the Met Gala of Fetish and the Bonobo Way in High Heels and Latex. Now, with this Brand Spanking New Show, it’s becoming the MSNBC of BDSM.
Throughout the hour, we explore my life, times, philosophy of sex and sex therapy; some of the early childhood experiences that helped make me kinky; the emergence of my “Dr. Suzy” persona; kink-positive phone sex therapy, FemDom cuckold therapy, incel sex therapy, bonobo liberation therapy; bonobo conservation and The Bonobo Way of female empowerment, male well-being, sharing, caring and peace through pleasure; dating in the Coronapocalypse and how my first book, “Advertising for Love,” predicted online dating; the politics of sex work; our thoughts on the recent election; Dominatrixes Against Donald Trump, Splosh ‘n’ Art, the healing power of kink; and releasing your Inner (Nonhuman) Animal. That last subject segues into a real nonhuman animal, the world’s cutest Pomeranian, Chico, making an adorable appearance. A fun, FemDom, far-ranging and very sapiosexual interview!
Read more and check out the photos: https://drsusanblock. com/spotlight
Need to talk PRIVATELY about YOUR kinks, politics, fetishes, formative experiences or anything else that you can’t talk about with anyone else? You can talk with me or one of our other Therapists Without Borders at the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime. Call 213-291-9497. We're here for you.
Sunday Nov 15, 2020
Sunday Nov 15, 2020
Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality
A cougar is a large American wildcat, a powerful pussy who could eat you alive if she’s hungry. A “cougar” is also a mature, experienced woman, sometimes a “MILF,” who enjoys having sex with younger men, called “cubs.” This describes my featured guest, Sally Mullins, beautiful kinky “FemCom” (female comedienne), part-time porn star (Jamie Foster), recently seen on Amazon's "Sleazy Does It," and proud cougar, and what a great, sexy, funny, wildcat time we have with her on this show (her first time)!
We also talk about serious stuff, like sexual harassment, the burgeoning #MeToo movement (this is October 2017), the “Revenge of the Pussies,” Harvey Weinstein, Bill O’Reilly and Donald “Pussygrabber” Trump, and how they relate to sexism, racism and interracial cuckold fantasies.
Then we dive into stimulating a man’s “P-spot” (prostate), referencing Jill Hamilton’s interview with me for Cosmo (Gypsy Bonobo’s “Sexy Girl Bible”), as I show off my Magic Dildonic Vibrating Broom’s ability to penetrate my partner’s P-spot or G-spot, as I ride the vibrating shaft into bliss. Harry Potter never had it so good.
Into this den of felines comes Ikkor the Wolf and his Smoketober Fest Crew, Brigitte and Teresa. Unsurprisingly, there’s chemistry between the Cougar and the Wolf. Is this Cougar Bachelorette? Naughty MILF Brigitte gets over my knee (OTK) for a Bonobo Way book-spanking. Then we all take Bonoboville Communion and Sally undertakes Trumpocalypse Therapy, applying CBT to our Drumpf doll’s little gherkin, as I Bonobo-Way book-spank him for giving us PTSD (Post-Trump Sex Disorder), and Adam, Sally’s “human pet” in a canine mask, sits by our feet like a good dog. Then I bring out the big guns. That is, the big phallic gourd named Gourdy. Sally loves Gourdy so much, in an ecosexual way, she removes her top to the tune of Carmina Formosa's "The Kinkster” for boobie sex so hot, Gourdy almost gives her a pearl necklace. Climactically, Ikkor raps “She Bad,” which is the perfect Cougar Anthem as we all dance and play. Then we get serious again and take a knee against police brutality, having just learned of Colin Kaepernick’s new (at the time) movement (mainly because it upset Drumpf so much).
There is fair amount of nudity on this show, mostly sexy cougar Sally, but also flashes of other people and dildonic objects, all of which is censored for Youtube. If you like cougars, you might want to watch this whole amazing show uncensored and free: https://drsusanblock.com/cougar
Need to talk PRIVATELY with a real Cougar and/or MiLF about anything you can’t talk about with anyone else? Call the Therapists Without Borders at the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213-291-9497. We're here for you
Friday Nov 13, 2020
Friday Nov 13, 2020
Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality
Ahoy there and welcome aboard Capt’n Max’s Birthday Cruise, one of the few pleasure ships sailing through the Coronopocalypse. Though Capt’n Max isn’t really a Captain; he’s a Prince on both sides of his family, Lobkowicz (Czech Dad) and Filangieri (Italian Mom). That and 20 bucks will buy us a bunch of royal blue balloons; in other words, it’s pretty worthless. But what we lack in capital, we make up for in a life of love, adventure and bonoboësque sexual revolution.
It’s also the 6th anniversary of The Bonobo Way: The Evolution of Peace through Pleasure which was my birthday present to Max, a gift that he, a pioneer publisher (The LA Star, Love, Hate, God, Finger, The Brentwood Bla Bla and Beverly Hills, the Magazine, among others), published six years ago.
Considering current events, the message of the Bonobo Way of peace through pleasure is more timely than ever!
And what a great birthday gift Prince Max and The Bonobo Way receive the morning of this live broadcast: the sound electoral defeat of the Monstruous, Maskless Big Baby, the Pathological Lying, Child-Caging, Racist, Sexist, Grifting, Noxiously Vulgar, Grossly Incompetent, Pussy-Grabbing, Reality-TV-Forged, Science-Disdaining, Oligarch-Fellating, Climate-Change-Denying, COVID-Killing, Nepotistic, Narcissistic Nazi Mango Mussolini, Big Bully (Yet Big Sissy) Presidunce!
I’m sure I’ve left out a few choice descriptors, but you know who I’m talking about.
The Trumpus has had America in a chokehold for four long years. Now finally we are free of him.
At least, those are the election results.
Best Birthday Gift Ever!
We also say farewell to my friend, mentor, Bonobo Way supporter, erotic artist, antiwar activist and sex revolutionary, the great Godmother of Masturbation, Dr. Betty Dodson, who passed away, like the sexy witch she was, on Halloween.
Meanwhile, happy birthday and anniversary wishes come in from friends and fans, including “Most Bonobo Political Activist” SUZY Award Winner, Chris Gagliardi, who sings “Happy Birthday Max” and celebrates the Downfall of Drumpf and the success of our “Resistance,” predicting the ascendance of our “peace through pleasure movement.”
Throughout this show, Pr. Max tells fascinating, funny stories of love and war, Italy, New York, New Jersey, Hollywood (where he was sexually harassed), his quirky royal family, including a war criminal (Carlo Filangieri) and his most famous Italian ancestor, Prince Gaetano Filangieri, brilliant philosopher friend of Benjamin Franklin who inspired Thomas Jefferson to include “the pursuit of happiness,” along with “life” and “liberty,” in our Declaration of Independence.
What an enthralling Bedside Chat (#25 in our series), all about Max’s amazing life and Bohemian Good Times, the timeliness of the Bonobo Way of female empowerment (congrats Kamala Harris for cracking a new glass ceiling), male well-being, sharing, caring and making peace through pleasure, as well as how good it feels to join together with a majority of American voters in giving dastardly wannabe dick-tator Drumpf a boot to his behind.
Read the sapiosexual show journal: https://drsusanblock. com/max-bday-bonoboway-loser-trump
Need to talk PRIVATELY about sex, love, politics or anything you can’t talk about with anyone else? Call the Therapists Without Borders at the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213-291-9497. We're here for you.