The Dr Susan Block Show
Episodes
Thursday Jan 28, 2021
Thursday Jan 28, 2021
Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality
Whether you’re libel, libeled or just liable to go nuts these days, this show is for you. Actually, it’s for YouTube. But you can listen in (if they don’t censor it). Yes, Youtube is on a censoring rampage, and I am the latest victim of the Dumb Bot Drone Army in Google’s Military-Internet Complex. It’s not as bad as the U.S. Military-Industrial Complex, but it’s joining forces and wreaking damage… as well as damages. Not only did YouTube censor me for no discernible reason, but it also libeled and defamed me. How? I’ll give you a hint: It’s not what you think it is. Listen to this show for the full crazy-making story.
We also celebrate the end of the Trumpus as U.S. Presidunce. Woohoo! We defeated the fascists (for now)! Amen and AWOMEN! Now we have to wrestle with the boring, centrist, capitalist, anti-sex neoliberals, while still holding firm against the fascists. In other words, we have to F*ck Da Rich, and that’s our name, F.D.R. Plus we ask: Who’s worse: Diaper Don or Deadly Dubya? And we talk about Julian Assange (#FreeAssange!), the QAnon Shaman and other Trumpers now turning on “Daddy Trump”; Robbie Martin’s in-depth interview with me, “Sex Workers Battled Big Tech First, Obscenity Laws & Cuckolding in the Trump-era with Dr. Susan Block,” on Media Roots Radio; Capt’n Max’s Mafia Prison Feasts; Ben Franklin (friend of Max’s ancestor Gaetano Filangieri) and Franklin Delano Roosevelt (F.D.R.—that’s us!) in the Oval Orifice + more insights and eargasms, riding that train through time in the Speakeasy bar car. All aboard!
For more, go to https://drsusanblock .com/libel
To listen to the show that YouTube censored, go to https://drsusanblock.com/insurrection
Need to talk PRIVATELY about something you can’t talk about with anyone else? You can talk with us… Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497. For more information, visit https://drsusanblockinstitute.com/phone-sex-therapy. We’re here for YOU.
Monday Jan 25, 2021
Monday Jan 25, 2021
Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality
Still reeling from the Rape of the Capitol, we are back on the train through 2021. It’s International Fetish Day, so Capt’n Max and I join the worldwide conversation currently swirling around actor/heir Armie Hammer’s alleged “cannibalism” fetish, as well as the more frightening fetish for fascism, “wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross,” now roiling the U.S.A. Between drinks, joints and appetizers (though no grilled toes on this Dining Car), we talk about MAGA and QAnon fantasies vs/ Christian and cannibal fantasies; “eating” pussy vs. tequila toe shots; Ben Shapiro’s “Wet Ass P-Word” vs. Cardi B’s wet ass; “Daddy Trump” vs Charlie Manson (bonus: You’ll hear Capt’n Max’s harrowing and hilarious story of being threatened by the Manson Family, a true tale that inspired a scene in Beverly Hills Cop); MAGAt Exhibitionism vs. Riot Porn; Fa vs. AntiFa; a fetish for fascism vs. the Bonobo Way—and much more!—with Mariah, Unscene Abe and a studio audience of thousands, all masked up and riding that train. Message to tRump: Before you pardon all your Rotunda rapists, pardon Julian Assange! All aboard the F.D.R. Bonobo Way Express, Streamliner Track 4, for eargasms and insights into fascism and fetishes.
More here: http://drsusanblock.com/fdr-fascism-fetishes
Need to talk PRIVATELY about something you can’t talk about with anyone else? Whatever your politics, culture or sexuality, you can talk with us… Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497. For more information, visit https://drsusanblockinstitute.com/phone-sex-therapy. We’re here for YOU.
Tuesday Jan 12, 2021
Tuesday Jan 12, 2021
Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality
Everyone is grappling with the “wild” fallout of the Capitol Trump Riots, and so are we. On our third radio episode of "F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): After the Insurrection," Capt’n Max and I explore the issues surrounding tRump’s sedition and the Coup Attempt as we ride our magic train into the Great (and not so great) Unknown.
Plus we talk about sex!
Hop aboard and join us in the Speakeasy bar car for sapiosexual eargasms and political insights as we investigate the Siege of the MAGAts, QAnon’ers, White Power Incels, Neo-Nazis, “Daddy”-worshiping Proud Boys, Militia members, cultish ammosexuals, Cosplay “Patriots,” LARPing Confederates and raging Jokers—storming the “People’s House,” shouting “Stop the Steal,” “USA!” and “The President Sent Us,” in a vain attempt to violently stop the certification of electoral votes.
In related news, I clarify that I am NOT the Trump Insurrection-supporting, raving-mad MAGAt who bears my name, “Susan Block.” Quite the opposite! Fortunately her full name is “Susan Allan Block,” and mine is “Susan Marilyn Block”….though her brother-in-law (the family owns Block Communications, and the notoriously Trumpist Pittsburgh Post-Gazette and Toledo Blade) was in my class at Yale (how embarrassing!).
We also discuss MAGAt Mary Miller of Illinois’ praise for Hitler, the dangerous-to-sex-workers and Freedom of Speech “Stop Internet Sexual Exploitation Act” (SISEA), and the origins of “Awomen” in the mid-1990s on The Dr. Susan Block Show. Plus we celebrate Stacey Abrams’ triumph in Georgia, in between drinks, tokes, moans of pleasure, peels of laughter, stories of sex, love, socialism and thoughts on why “The Rich” ought to surrender to getting “F*cked” nicely… or else they might get “eaten” ravenously.
Learn more at https://drsusanblock.com/FDR-Insurrection
Need to talk PRIVATELY about something you can’t talk about with anyone else? Whatever your politics, culture or sexuality, you can talk with us… Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497. For more information, visit https://drsusanblockinstitute.com/phone-sex-therapy We’re here for YOU.
Tuesday Jan 05, 2021
Tuesday Jan 05, 2021
Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality
Come join us in the Speakeasy bar car on the train into 2021. Then we’ll slip into the sleeper car to share stories of sex and socialism, laugh, sing, philosophize and make love, crying out in ecstasy as the train whistle blows… so nobody knows.
All Aboard! It’s our first live show of 2021 and the second episode of “F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich),” another eargasmic radio podcast hosted by Capt’n Max, aka Prince Maximillian R. Leblovic di Lobkowicz di Filangieri, and me.
The title of this broadcast is also my New Year’s Resolution for 2021 which I deliver in parts as a live dramatic reading as the train rolls on.
Choo-choooo!
In between the parts, we reminisce about The Great Erotic Train Ride (the first erotic “Bedtime Story for Adults Only” that Max and I made together), cashing a settlement check when I sued the L.A.P.D. while Max was a fugitive in France, and how a Dr. Susan Block Show’s “Happy Nude Rear” made our Montana engineer exclaim, “Makes my butt sweat!”
We also announce the launch of the Bonobo Happiness Exchange and Max tells the story of the old Big Joe’s Happiness Exchange. He also reminds us of that rusting oil tanker off the coast of Yemen (first mentioned on our “Virgin Show”) about to explode into an environmental and humanitarian catastrophe unless some compassionate billionaire steps up and fixes it.
Then we check in with our old-friend-the-porn-star Kiss, aka Anna, listening to F.D.R. on Facebook Live in Hawaii, and Danny in Dubai who wants an “open relationship” with his wife, as we chat in-studio with assistant Mariah and tech director Unscene Abe. Actually, everybody is “unseen”; it’s a radio show. Calling in from Amarillo, Texas, Elvis Presley tribute artist, Smokey Binion, Jr., wishes us a Happy New Year and sings “Love Me Tender” expressly for Mariah who is excited to have a “fan.” From Bonoboville, L.A. to Hawaii to Texas to Dubai, we are riding that train, high on… life. We’re also hopeful for a more bonoboëque future in 2021.
Read the text of My New Year’s Resolution to “Go Bonobos in 2021” here: http://drsusanblock.com/go-bonobos-2021
Or read it on Counterpunch: https://www.counterpunch.org/2021/01/01/go-bonobos-in-2021/
Note: The #GoBonobos in 2021 banner features The Dr. Susan Block Show “Class of 2020”
Need to talk PRIVATELY about something you can’t talk about with anyone else? You can talk with us… Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497.
For more information, visit https://drsusanblockinstitute.com/phone-sex-therapy We’re here for YOU.
Saturday Jan 02, 2021
Saturday Jan 02, 2021
Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality
Happy New Year & Happy Nude Rear 2021, Brothers & Sisters! It's the SUZY awards! Yes indeed, even in the uneasy thick of the Coronapocalypse, the SUZY Awards must go on! Masked and physically-distanced, of course, but with as much bonoboëque passion and a better, more diverse group of talented winners and sore loser(s) than ever! Are YOU a winner? Check out the Winners' and Losers’ List and watch this amazing show (with all the hot clips) uncensored and free:
https://drsusanblock.com/awards2020
Honoring excellence in broadcast artistry and exhibitionism for the 9th consecutive year, the DrSusanBlock.tv Awards, a.k.a., The SUZYS, recognize erotic performance, sexual intelligence and Weapons of Mass Seduction, celebrating The Bonobo Way of female empowerment, male well-being, sharing resources, ecosexuality and peace through pleasure in all kinds of weather, while paying tribute, with love, humor and deep respect, to those who work and play in the fields of sexuality, equality and world peace. There’s never been a more urgent time to honor PEACE, Community, SeXuality and “lust over greed” than right now. Thus, as a new (hopefully healthier!) year begins, well before XBIZ, the AVNs, the TEAs, the Oscars, the Grammys, the Tonys, the Emmys and the Golden Globes trot out their awards, the last Dr. Susan Block Show of 2020 is here to acknowledge the best of that crazy year on “The Greatest Sexuality Show on Earth.” Our goal, as always (besides having a cum-ton of fun), is to 1) advance the cause of sex education, health and research, 2) inspire better pornography with a more sex-positive, ecosexual and sapiosexually stimulating aesthetic, 3) support sex workers and political activists fighting for greater social and economic equality, and 4) to save the real bonobos from extinction while 5) supporting a more bonoboëque ethos in the world. #GoBonobos for the Wonderful Winners and Sore Loser(s), and for real bonobos. Save the bonobos and they will help us save ourselves
Need to talk PRIVATELY about something you can’t talk about with anyone else? Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497.
Friday Dec 18, 2020
Friday Dec 18, 2020
Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality
No strip-dreidel, kissing cousins under the mistletoe or Saturnalian orgies in Bonoboville in the Coronapocalypse. But we mask up, dress up and light up the miracles of Hanukkah, Xmas, Sexmas, Saturnalia, the Virgin of Guadalupe, Winter Solstice 2020 and a Happy Nude Rear with fire, fun and funny stories of holiday sex. After all, sex (with love) is a “mitzvah” (a good deed) on Hanukkah. And Santa sliding down your chimney puts the “X” in Xmas. It’s my 27th Bedside Chat, inspired by FDR’s Fireside Chats, featuring “Rabbi” Howie Gordon, aka former porn star Richard Pacheco, singing the Hebrew prayers as I light the menorah(s), and telling true tales of the Golden Age of Porn. Then Victoria Jade lights up our Womb, strips down and turns around to wish us a “Happy Nude Rear.”
This is all too hot for Youtube, especially now that Google is cracking down harder on sexual expression, plus we show a few excerpts from Howie/Richard’s movies, including “Talk Dirty to Me” with Sharon Kane and “Sex Play” with our friend, the amazing Mother of All MILFs, Kay Parker. Watch it all uncensored and free on DrSuzy-Tv: https://drsusanblock.com/hanukkah-xmas-2020
We also celebrate the end of Trump’s divisive reign over our country, our media and our minds (we hope). Though he *could* do one good thing before he goes: Free Julian Assange! It might earn him a hug from Pamela Anderson. I also give a #GoBonobos to the new LA DA George Gascon, and I introduce the Bonobo Dildo Nativity Scene featuring the Divine Interventions Baby Jesus Buttplug and Mother Mary Bonobo (sexy cousin of the Virgin of Guadalupe).
Need to talk PRIVATELY about holiday sex, the holiday blues, your happy nude rear or anything else you can’t talk about with anyone else? Call the Therapists Without Borders at the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213-291-9497. We're here for you.
Sunday Dec 06, 2020
Sunday Dec 06, 2020
Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality
Gruss vom Krampus! Bonoboville’s first Krampusnacht is a raucous, racy, revelatory, spanking-hot, bonoboësque festival of KRAMPUS, the horned (and horny) devil of medieval Alpine folklore and Hollywood movies. Krampus is the dark side of Santa Claus, the “Bad Santa” who looks like a sinister version of that ancient Greek, half-human/half-goat "God of the Wild," Pan (patron saint of the bonobos whose Latin name is pan paniscus). While old Saint Nick brings joy and gifts to “nice” boys and girls, Krampus frightens, punishes, whips and spanks “naughty” children of all ages during the Xmas season, but especially on Krampusnacht, the night of December 5th, which just so happens to be when this show was broadcast live.
Since this is BTC (Before The Coronapocalypse), we don’t wear masks, literally slobbering all over each other as we celebrate. AND it being 2015, we don’t talk about tRump (see “Krampus Trumpus Rumpus” for that)! But we do talk about murder and mayhem, and how the best way out of the cycle of violence is through the Bonobo Way of peace through pleasure. Of course, sometimes pleasure involves a bit of pain (no killing though!), which is one reason we love Krampusnacht!
And what better naughty Xmas elf to consensually “punish,” spank and play with than the adorable, articulate and erotically magical Odette Delacroix who soon strips down to nothing but her high-heeled sandals and a stocking cap emblazoned with “Naughty" (one reason Youtube censors most of this show)! A lapsed Catholic who once confessed her “sins” of masturbation to a priest, Odette shares an Agwa-infused Bonoboville Communion with buxom adult star Dayton Rains who hungrily devouring Odette’s “altar” like its plum pudding.
The Season’s Beatings continue as I, in Krampus character, birch-slap and Bonobo Way book-spank Odette, Dayton and DrSuzy.Tv ass. producer Biz Bonobo, a.k.a. Elizabeth Aston, decked out for the occasion in fetching plaid lederhosen, climaxing with Odette climaxing, quite loudly as she rides the ivy-wrapped Mad X Bike. For a capper, she instructs her heavily breathing fan, “Masturbation Superstar,” to fulfill his name, as I command, “Shoot the gun between your legs!” which he does, also quite loudly, for a grand finale.
Most of “Kinky Krampus” is too hot to show on Youtube—though the kinky soundtrack is amazing! Watch it all uncensored and free, plus learn more about Krampus, at https://drsusanblock.com/kinky-krampus
Feeling Krampus-Krazy? Got the Holiday Blues? Want to share the Holiday Cheer? Need to talk about something you can’t talk about with anyone else? Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213-291-9497. We here for YOU 24/7 through the Holidays, the Coronapocalypse and beyond!
Gruss vom Krampus, Merry Xmas, Happy Hanukkah, Good Ramadan, Cheery Kwanza, Sexy Saturnalia, Happy Nude Rear and (since I’m probably leaving some upset religion out) Happy Holy-Daze in general. Peace on Earth. Pleasure for All.
Sunday Nov 29, 2020
Sunday Nov 29, 2020
Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality
Assume the position. On your knees, back arched, panties down, buns bared and ready. Now watch this spanking hot Spanksgiving show from the Days of Lust and Orgies B.T.C. (Before The Coronapocalypse) way back in nostalgically Naughty November 2017.
My Spanksgiving “sermon” on the Great American Hoax of Thanksgiving, the Pilgrim/Puritan history of Spanksgiving and the erotic virtues of consensual adult spanking opens the show. Then I play Mother Confessor to my guests’ true confessions of traumatic childhood spankings (which reminds me: Don’t spank children; only consenting adults!), revealing the complex, stingy web corporal punishment weaves through generations. Then it’s time for the fun grown-up spanking—plus striptease, birthday cake splosh, pegging, paddling, politix—and more spanking. We even have a Bonoboville Boob-Spanking Butt Bongo Conga Line!
It’s Our Duty to Spank Booty on Spanksgiving!
We also spank and stuff the Trump Turkey to the tune of Carmina Formosa’s “The Kinkster,” the ultimate Spanksgiving song.
My guests feature several SUZY Award-winners, including voluptuous artist and college professor, Rhiannon Aarons; author, wrestler and former Penthouse Pet Christine Dupree; sexy Dominatrix and Birthday Gal Madame Raven Rae; Spankable MiLF Brigitte B (getting a Spanksgiving book-spanking with the Bonobo Way); a big fat naked and squawking Trump Turkey, the sorriest looking slab of white meat ever to sit in the White House, played by artist’s model Michael Q. Schmidt, getting spanked hard for his numerous sins, as well as stuffed by Putin (Tim Sewell) and two strap-on sporting FemDoms. Into the splosh steps Bonoboville rap master Ikkor the Wolf, the HipHop Prince of Spanksgiving, howls “She Bad,” surrounded by the Four Bad Angels of Naughty November.
Much of this show has been censored for Youtube. Watch it uncensored and free at https://drsusanblock.com/spanksgiving-2017
Need to talk PRIVATELY about spanking, stuffing, holiday sex, the holiday blues or anything else you can’t talk about with anyone else? Call the Therapists Without Borders at the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213-291-9497. We're here for YOU.