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F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): OnlyFans, Afghanistan

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): OnlyFans, Afghanistan

August 25, 2021

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality

Reddit censored this show’s title because it contained the word “incels.” We deleted the word and went on with the show, playing footsie yet again with Big Tech censorship. Of course, we weren’t encouraging incels! We were exploring solutions to the growing ammosexual incel problem. But the bots can’t tell whether you’re using a word to promote or critique, so they just censor first and ask questions… never.

At least, Big Tech Bots aren’t the Taliban. They don’t amputate your hand if you’re caught stealing. But they do cut off your voice if you use certain words.

Moving along from censoring words to images… Known for its sexually explicit content, #OnlyFans announced the other day that they will no longer allow sexually explicit content! We discuss their mean and stupid choice to bite the hand that strokes them. And TODAY they reversed their decision (they must have been listening to this show!) & they WILL allow sexually explicit content… for NOW. Though some creators are rejoicing, others are pulling out anyway, as OnlyFans has proven itself to be a fickle pimp. 

From OnlyFans to Afghanistan… pulling out is good, but pulling out is messy.  We should never have let Dubya and Dick lie our way into invading that Graveyard of Empires 20 years ago, but 40 years back, the U.S. (under Jimmy Carter) was already financing the Mujahedeen against the Soviets (who actually empowered Afghan women the most). The American invasion(s) and occupation were no good for anyone or anything except the weapons business.

We also talk about Weimar-ish Quarreling Lefties and how the Bonobo Way might help Make Friends Before the Fascists Gas Us All; the MAGAt Horse Dewormer Follies; the Orgasmic Pleasures and Challenges of Senior Sex; Cougar Dating; Witchy Girlfriends; Foot Fetish Fun and GasMaskGirl Kink. Which brings us to this week’s amazing Bacchanalian throwback show, “Hot Summer Kink with GasMaskGirl!”  With the Domina Delta Variant on the loose, the gasmask—or some kind of mask—is not *just* a kink, it’s a lifesaver!

Watch the Bacchanal (along with other videos we can’t show you on Youtube), and read more about everything here: https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-onlyfans-afghanistan

Need to talk PRIVATELY about something you can’t talk about anywhere else? You can talk with us… Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497.

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): The Pink Duct Tape Dialogues

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): The Pink Duct Tape Dialogues

August 18, 2021

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality

Slipping into a slinky pink latex, I pledge my love & send my regrets to DomCon, the Comic-Con of Kink and the Met Gala of Fetish, where I was so excited to be Mistress of Ceremonies and see all my favorite FemDoms who I’ve been missing like crazy all year.  But these are crazy times, and as much as I long to whip it good with fellow kinksters, I’m not about to challenge Domina Delta Variant to a wrestling match. Not even a friendly erotic catfight. So My Pomeranian Familiar, Chico, & I send our best wishes for fab play parties & classy classes. Speaking of classes, I suggest DomCon offer a class in “Duct Tape Bondage for Flight Attendants,” & I’m only half-kidding. Apparently, the most effective method for handling unruly passengers—of which there are a lot lately—is to duct tape them in their seats. Maybe they like it (freedom is the greatest aphrodisiac, but restraint is a close second). But don’t be harassing your beleaguered flight attendants just so they’ll tie you up!

Fortunately, Capt’n Max & I don’t have to duct tape anyone on the Love Train, but when we turn the live Reddit cam on me, the Redditors call me a hot MILF, Mistress, Goddess, sexy Auntie, etc., my favorite being “Jane Goodall in Vegas.” 

Which brings us back to bonobos, including our amazing new “Survival of the Friendliest” interview, and how there are no ammosexual incels in Bonoboville. Unfortunately, there are quite a few ammosexual incels in Humanville. One of them, Trump supporter Jake Davison, just mass-murdered five people, including his own mother, before turning his (legal owned) gun on himself in the first mass shooting in the U.K. in 11 years. How can the Bonobo Way treat our growing ammosexual incel virus (it’s very contagious)? 

We also talk about the awful pain but long-overdue necessity of U.S. military forces pulling out of Afghanistan—which we never should have invaded in the first place. Defense Attorney Brian from Kentucky calls in to suggest that I, being a sex-positive feminist, should take up arms to help oppressed Afghan women, but loses momentum when I ask what to do about oppressed Saudi women? Let’s share our wealth, not our firearms and bombs. Let’s make like bonobos, not baboons. 

And we update you on our response to last month’s unconstitutional Police Raid on F.D.R. studios. Over 20 years ago, when we were raided by the LAPD on equally bogus pretexts, we created “The Dildo Dialogues.” This show is “The Duct Tape Dialogues.”  Plus les choses changent, plus elles restent les mêmes…

We also have a kinktastic DomCon Bound (2018) throwback show to get you into a spanking-hot DomCon mood, if you’re brave enough to go this year. Or, if you’re a Covid-Sissy like me, just savor those vicarious thrills. If you’ve ever been to DomCon before, it will certainly trigger wonderful memories—with mammaries!  

Watch the DomCon Bound Bacchanalia (along with other videos we can’t show you on Youtube), and read more about everything here: https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-duct-tape

Need to talk PRIVATELY about something you can’t talk about anywhere else? You can talk with us… Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497.

Bedside Chat 25: “Survival of the Friendliest” with Dr. Brian Hare & Vanessa Woods on The Dr. Susan Block Show

Bedside Chat 25: “Survival of the Friendliest” with Dr. Brian Hare & Vanessa Woods on The Dr. Susan Block Show

August 13, 2021

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality

Is your dog smarter than you? 
Can bonobos show you how to share your love? 
And what did Darwin really mean by “Survival of the Fittest”? That only the strong survive in the race to the top? Or does “fittest” really mean friendliest and, in a way, sexiest? If so, what does that say about the history and precarious future of humanity?

In this fascinating, fun, science-rich Bedside Chat of the Coronapocalypse (#25), I interview Duke University Professor of Evolutionary Anthropology, Dr. Brian Hare, & award-winning journalist/research scientist, Vanessa Woods (married bonobo and dog experts whom I’ve known over ten years!) about their amazing new book “Survival of the Friendliest: Understanding Our Origins and Rediscovering Our Common Humanity.”

Learn the natural, evolutionary secrets of our closest Great Ape cousins, the Make-Love-Not-War bonobos, and our four-legged best friends, our very own amazing dogs, that will help you be a friendlier, sexier, more peaceful and sustainable human being… AND help save the world from imminent Anthropocene dissolution!

Also featuring Chico the Pomeranian Power Puppy, Congo the Retired Service Dog (Golden Lab Mix) and a lot of friendly bonobos in the wild, at Lola ya Bonobo Sanctuary and in the San Diego Zoo.

Read more on https://drsusanblock.com/survival-of-the-friendliest

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Need to talk? Call the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime 24/7: 626.461.5950

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Sex, Politics & Horsepower

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Sex, Politics & Horsepower

August 10, 2021

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality

From Horseracing to Horseplay to Horse Abuse to Hot Sex on Horseback to Anthropocene Horsepower taking us for a Ride into Jacked-Up Ammosexual War Without Peace & Various Climate Crises (Drought! Floods! Fires!), the F.D.R. Love Train penetrates the Tunnel of Love at 7000 Horsepower on a Hot Night. Yeeha! “Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy” (Cowgirl-Style), & Listen Up for another Great Ride—Straight from the Horse’s Mouth… with Horseradish: Choo-Choo!

And we continue to mock the Billionaire Dicks in Space Race (over a million horsepower!), and we mourn the victims of the 76th Anniversary of (perhaps) the Worst of America’s many Ammosexual War Crimes, Dropping the A-Bomb on Hiroshima. Plus We Deliver the Good (and Bad) News about Senior Sex; Lesbian Peach & Apple PussyFruits; Our Recent Ridiculous, Unconstitutional, Illegal, Erotophobic Police Raid; the Deadly Drunk-Driving Accident in Front of Bonoboville; Vaxxing News & Anti-Vax Blues in the Still-Raging Coronapocalypse; Pleasure, Pain & Orgasm; #GoBonobos for American Shero Cori Bush; Free Britney from Her Demonic Daddy! Free Assange! Free Yourself…

And stick around for this week’s Bacchanalian post-show throwback, our “Last Show in the Old DTLA Speakeasy” featuring Porn Stars, Comics, Artists and Realtors, including Kat Dior, Selma Sins, Jayden Lee, Natalie Moore. Joe Munkey-Barz, Selena White, Isiah King James IV (now Super Pornstar Isiah Maxwell), Lotus Lain, Moe the Monster, Fawnia the Realtor, Daryl Wright, JuxLii, Amanda, Pappi, Chris Gore, & My Caricature of the Night by Stripperella Comic Book Artist Anthony Winn.  Watch the show (along with other videos we can’t show you on Youtube), and read more about everything: https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-horsepower

Need to talk PRIVATELY about something you can’t talk about anywhere else? You can talk with us… Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497.

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Sex, Sleazy Cops, Republican Brains & the Great Unvaxxed

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Sex, Sleazy Cops, Republican Brains & the Great Unvaxxed

August 3, 2021

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality

This show wins a Reddit’s “Party Train” award, which is fitting as we love to “Party Like Bonobos.” Though we aren’t throwing our famous bacchanals these Coronapocalyptic days, we still have love—for each other and for you, my darling listener. But this week’s Love Train is a Runaway Train, partly because I want to run away from the horrors of modern life, climate catastrophe, resurgent Coronapocalypse, massive economic inequity, eviction crisis, tightening sexual repression, looming specters of fascism and the deadly domestic war games of my fellow ammosexual Americans, some of whom are the police. It’s also partly because “Runaway Train” is a great old Soul Asylum song that actually helped some people find their way home.

Of course, we can’t run away from our problems, but the goal is the journey on the Runaway Party Love Train.

Brothers & Sisters, Vaxxed or Unvaxxed, all are welcome aboard (it’s just a virtual train). Though it wasn’t part of our plan, “To Vax or Not to Vax?” evolves into a central question of this ride, with two callers on utterly opposite sides.  It’s the Vaxxed vs. the Great Unvaxxed (kind of like The Great Unwashed) on F.D.R. Capt’n Max and I are vaxxed (we’re not dumb), but we are willing to listen and try to understand.

In a related effort to understand (okay, and also laugh at) our fellow looney Americans, we dissect the “Republican Brain”—and brains, since some are raving ammosexual MAGAts, and a few are old-school (also ammosexual)—recalling our amazing  show, Sex & the Republican Brain, which happens to be this week’s throwback bacchanal with Republican Brain author Chris Mooney, as well as a bunch of fabulous porn stars, kinksters and fetishists, plus the “Orson Wells of Fetish Filmmaking,” Michael Simmons, who is inspired to call in to this show. While he’s very pro-vaccine, another old friend, Kristen Rocks, calls to say why he’s not “anti-vax,” but he won’t get vaxxed. And here we all are in the Anti-Vaccination Nation. See why I want to hop a Runaway Train?

We also talk about our recent unconstitutional keystone-cops-ish police raid and our plans to sue!

Watch the illuminating and orgiastic “Sex & the Republican Brain” show (along with other videos we can’t show you on Youtube), and read all about the sleazy police raid: https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-vax

Need to talk PRIVATELY about something you can’t talk about anywhere else? You can talk with us… Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497.

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