The Dr Susan Block Show
F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Pervy Police, Grindr Priest, Ethical Ice Cream, More Billionaire Space Dicks & other Issues of Sex, Politics & the Bonobo Way

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Pervy Police, Grindr Priest, Ethical Ice Cream, More Billionaire Space Dicks & other Issues of Sex, Politics & the Bonobo Way

July 27, 2021

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality

Slightly shocked and quite incensed by the recent, ridiculous, groundless and rather prurient *police raid* of F.D.R. broadcast studios, we hop on the Love Train to share the story and our plans to respond to this illegal assault.
 
We also talk about other stuff, like Bezos shooting his trash-spewing cock-rocket into the suborbital cosmos for the latest episode of Billionaire Sperm Wars in Space, while Musk buys Planet Uzi (with Dogecoin?).  The rich are human beings like the rest of us—they’re just morbidly obese with money. F.D.R. is a radio weight loss program for Da Rich.

One of the main topics of this ride is the torrid tale of the “Grindr Priest,” Monsignor Jeffrey Burrill, head of the US Conference of Catholic Bishops, sworn to celibacy and caught picking up cute dudes on Grindr. It’s a perfect storm of issues involving sex, spyware, Church-proscribed celibacy, privacy and hypocrisy.

We also cheer fellow Jews for Palestine Ben & Jerrys; recount Ken Silverstein’s interview with me—still shaking from the raid!—on his podcast Washington Babylon; Incel Issues & Polyamorous Possibilities; Bennifer kisses vs. ours; DomCon coming; navigating this weird bend in the Coronapocalypse (ok, it’s all weird); and then it’s back to our Arcadia Keystone Cops police raid, the assault on our business, the handsy frisking and the official yet illegal “inspection” of our building and our bodies. At least, nobody got killed or hurt. Just a little light molestation under color of law. Stay tuned for our response to this unconscionable invasion…

And stick around for this week’s sapiosexual, multi-orgasmic post-show throwback, “Sexual Intuition & the Motorbunny” featuring “How to Get Laid Using Your Intuition” author Susanna Brisk, ultra-hot porn star Elle Voneva, voluptuous FemDom Jenna Rotten and more! Watch the show (along with other videos we can’t show you on Youtube), and read all about the pervy police raid: https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-pervy-police-grindr-priest

Need to talk PRIVATELY about something you can’t talk about anywhere else? You can talk with us… Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497.

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Billionaire DiCKS in SPACE RACE & Other Issues of Sex, Politics & Bonobos

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Billionaire DiCKS in SPACE RACE & Other Issues of Sex, Politics & Bonobos

July 20, 2021

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality

As life on Earth is rapidly being incinerated, flooded, suffocated, blown apart and fried alive, the world’s two richest space cadets—Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk—plus another fly boy billionaire with less billions (SIR Richard Branson)—are “ejaculating their ego rockets” into space to determine the answer to this apparently important question: Whose dick, aka rocket, is bigger, stronger and faster? Though seriously folks, who wants a fast dick? And who needs this Billionaire Dicks in Space Race?

Comparing 2021’s Astral Cockfight with 2003’s Cockfight at the Baghdad Corral with bonobos penis-fencing (the bonobos win!), we come up with Blue Balls on the Moon, Sperm Wars in Space, what a waste. Of course, Bezos is no stranger to phallic exhibitionism; remember National Enquirer editor David Pecker’s pic of Bezos’ pecker?  But how many pics of Bezos’ Pecker did David Pecker pick? Say that three times and you’ll fly to the moon. 

We also investigate the out-of-control ammosexual LAPD; ending the U.S. embargo against Cuba; orgasms for older folks (that be us!); edging for onanists; DomCon coming(!); big hoses and wet buckets; my meeting with Neil Degrasse Tyson (and his astrophysical view of the Billionaire Space Dicks); the Coronapocalypse resurfacing with the Pandemic of the Unvaccinated; the Perma Wars and the MIC; and sex, sex and more sex—it’s better than war and won’t hurt the Earth (procreation notwithstanding)! Free Britney (she’s almost free)! Free Assange… before it’s too late.

In honor of the sweltering season, this week’s wild bacchanalian throwback is Hot Summer Power Plays, featuring a kinky bevy of sexy porn stars, rappers and Sanctuary Dommes and switches. Read the journal and watch the show, along with other videos we can’t show you on Youtube: https://drsusanblock .com/fdr-billionaire-space-dicks

Need to talk PRIVATELY about something you can’t talk about anywhere else? You can talk with us… Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497.

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): PULLING OUT in Love & War

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): PULLING OUT in Love & War

July 13, 2021

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality

Traveling through soaring heat, flooding subways and the surging variants of Climate Change, I just make it onto the Love Train as it’s pulling out of the station, and as it happens, PULLING OUT—in love and war—is our theme for this wild ride. 

As birth control, pulling out is a risky, but if the condom breaks, it can be just what you need. Also, pulling out is the preferred way to male climax in porn; how else can you see the “money shot”? As for relationships, lots of people who fall in lust later discover they're not compatible, and then it's best to pull out.

When it comes to war—specifically the U.S. “perma-war” in Afghanistan—pulling out is just what we need. Moreover, it’s what Afghanistan needs, so F.D.R. is celebrating!  But pulling out takes discipline. Even then, it’s messy. The Taliban are awful, but endless occupation is worse. Maybe if nobody invades their country for a while, Afghanistan will return to peace. Meanwhile, the U.S. should provide a way for our Afghan allies, translators, etc. (especially women) to escape the almost inevitable civil war and/or wrath of the Taliban. 

On this show, I talk about my personal connection to Afghanistan, having traveled through Kabul, smoked the world’s best hashish in Mazar-I-Shariff, climbed to the top of the Bamian Buddha and ridden horseback around Lake Band-I-Amir. Later, I even had sex on a horse (not WITH the horse—ON the horse, with my equestrian lover behind me) and more eargasmic tales of orgasmic adventure. 

Capt’n Max, Unscene Abe and I also compare torture in the NXIVM sex cult with Guantánamo and in Dubya’s old fraternity, and reminisce about “ART BOMBS: American Libertines for Peace” (held between the White House Frat House bombing Afghanistan and Iraq), our art show at El Teatro in Cannes, France. 

Speaking of France... Happy Bastille Day! Liberté, Égalité, Fraternité!  Joyeux Quatorze Juillet!  Don’t miss our amazing bacchanalian, baguette-spanking-hot, after-show throwback celebrating the Storming of the Bastille and the French Republic’s birthday with a touch of ooh-la-la, “Bastille Day Burlesque” in Bonoboville. 

Read the journal and watch the hot “Burlesque Bastille Day” and other videos we can’t show you on Youtube: https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-pull-out 

Need to talk PRIVATELY about something you can’t talk about anywhere else? You can talk with us… Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497.

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Fireworks of Sex & Politics

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Fireworks of Sex & Politics

July 6, 2021

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality

It’s funny how fireworks—4th of July Orgasms for the Eyes—can symbolize both love AND war: sexual climax on the one hand, and “bombs bursting in air” on the other. I prefer erotic fireworks which don’t pollute the environment, cause fires or scare your dog. Well actually, they might scare your dog, if you scream a lot, like I did the morning of this show. If you’re using real fireworks, keep them away from the LAPD, or they might just blow up your neighborhood—in an effort to save it, of course.

The 4th honors FREEDOM, the greatest aphrodisiac... though restraint is a close second. Consensual restraint, that is, and we love us some BDSM! 

We also…
• Celebrate the death of glib War Criminal, Donald Rumsfeld (Good Riddance to Bad Rummy!)  and mourn the deaths of his hundreds of millions of Iraq War victims
• Cheer the indictments against that other Donald’s Trump Crime Family CFO Allen Weisselberg.
• Denounce the Olympics banning US sprinter Sha’Carri Richardson due to testing positive for Cannabis (if marijuana made you run fast, I’d be the Hermes of Speed and Weed)
• Analyze the release of self-confessed and convicted nonconsensual sleep fetishist (aka rap1st with “Sleeping Beauty Syndrome”) Bill Cosby (while innocent Julian Assange remains in Belmarsh prison). 
• Critique the new Princess Diana statue for making her look like a matronly predator
• Free Britney! Free Assange! Free Yourself the Bonobo Way

For more explicit erotic fireworks, watch our post-show throwback, “Wonder Woman Femocratic 4th of July” featuring fabulous FemDoms, sexy porn stars, an erudite Professor, music, striptease, Motorbunny orgasms and squirting fireworks. Plus read my journal and see all the stuff we can’t show you on Youtube: https://drsusanblock .com/fdr-fireworks

Need to talk PRIVATELY about something you can’t talk about anywhere else? You can talk with us… Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497.

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