The Dr Susan Block Show
F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Passover Peace Train

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Passover Peace Train

March 30, 2021

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality

Why are so many of us violent and confused? Why don’t we follow The Bonobo Way of peace through pleasure? Why do we stay shackled like the Hebrew slaves in Egypt to this Pyramid Scheme we call "capitalism"? One root of the evil that runs deep in the history of human “civilization” is religious sexual abuse—from the Evangelical “purity” cult-complicit “Massage Parlor Massacre” to the first little “baby lie” told to me at the age of five, in the center of a big 100-family Passover seder.

Usually, I celebrate the “Pesach” with a kinky seder and scallion-flogging orgy, but we’re still in the midst of crossing the “Red Sea” of the Coronapocalypse, and nothing is “as usual.” Though our erotic, exotic and very kinky “Sexy Seder” 2016 is our post-show throwback for another stimulating ride on F.D.R., featuring Capt’n Max, Mariah, Unscene Abe and I talking about freedom, restraint and religious abuse; ammosexual overkill (literally); despicable anti-Asian thuggery; scams (April Fool’s! We have your nudes!): that hot Lil Nas X lap dance with Satan in “Call Me By Your Name”; Charlton Heston as Moses parting that Red Sea; racist sexist Georgia juxtapositions; #GoBonobos for Baltimore State Attorney Marilyn Mosby for defacto decriminalizing sex work and drug use; why we need to F*ck Da Rich with a nice BiG “wealth tax,” plus more sapiosexual insights and eargasms for all…

And yes, I tell a few sexy, funny Passover tales, including the true story of Elijah and the little lie of the (not really) missing Manischewitz that evolved into the Big Lie of religious abuse that turned Me into an authority-questioning sexologist specializing in working with victims of religious abuse.

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Need to talk PRIVATELY about Religious Sexual Abuse or something you can’t talk about anywhere else? You can talk with us… Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497.

For more information, visit https://drsusanblockinstitute.com/religious-abuse or https://drsusanblockinstitute.com/phone-sex-therapy. You won’t go to Hell for it. But you just might feel a lot better.

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Massage Parlor Massacre: Guns, God & Sex Addictionology

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Massage Parlor Massacre: Guns, God & Sex Addictionology

March 24, 2021

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality

It’s our 13th ride on the F.D.R. Love Train, now roaring through a Tunnel of Darkness as we react, mourn, explore and analyze the horrific mass murder of eight people in the “Spa Shootings” that started in the little village of Acworth, Georgia and spread through Atlanta. Was it a “Hate Crime” against sex workers as well as Asian-American women? What is “sex addiction,” and why did the self-confessed mass murderer, Robert Aaron Long, use that long-debunked term to explain what Captain Jay Baker of the Cherokee County Sheriff’s Office so infuriatingly called a “really bad day for him”? Who are the victims who actually HAD a “really bad day,” and how can we honor their loss with love?

Xiaojie Tan, Hyun Jung Grant, Daoyou Feng, Soon Chung Park, Suncha Kim, Yong Ae Yue, Delaina Ashley Yaun, Paul Andre Michels are the names of the dead. Elcias Hernandez-Ortiz was critically injured.

The Georgia Massage Parlor Massacre appears to have been a terrible *perfect storm* of three converging toxic factors: 1) Religious sexual abuse; in this case, a devoutly Evangelical, erotophobic cult of “purity” fostered by the killer’s family, church (Crabapple First Baptist) and treatment centers (HopeQuest and Maverick) operating almost like a terrorist “cell,” 2) The Sex Addictionology racket; “sex addiction” being a bogus diagnosis (not accepted in the DSM-5), yet an extremely popular accusation AND excuse for unconventional or just bad behavior, as well as the Religious Right’s current term of shame for old-time “sin”; and 3) Guns; easy availability (no waiting period) and, while most erotic activities and even sexual thoughts are denigrated, a “fetish” for firearms is elevated, thereby creating a lethal “ammosexual” desire to fire phallic weaponry, instead of just “shooting” the “gun” between your legs safely and consensually.

We also discuss the Armie Hammer “cannibalism” story’s development into a full-on LAPD rape investigation; Biden’s threatening war of “killer” claims with Putin; how proud we are that America is finally #1 in the world regarding something good (vaccinations!), but that we still need to mask up (and make it sexy!). We also talk with Elvis tribute artist Smokey Binion, Jr. (calling in from a small Texas panhandle town that’s almost as Christian-conservative a community as Acworth) who longs to “shake a leg” (which leg?) in Bonoboville, and we enjoy a few eargasms and jokes (laughter is a mental orgasm).

But our focus is primarily on the tragic and appalling Massage Parlor Massacre, and the best antidote to the mounting madness is following the Bonobo Way of sex-positivity, female empowerment, male well-being and peace through pleasure. That’s not artificial consumerist pleasure, but real organic healing pleasure.

Post-show, we play a very relevant 2012 throwback, “From ‘The Myth of Sex Addiction’ to a Sex Addict Orgy,” featuring The Myth of Sex Addiction author Dr. David Ley. We also thank some of our comrades, including Goddess Soma Snakeoil, Veronica Monet and the wonderful folks at DomCon and Sanctuary, for their uplifting activism in sex work and the sex-positive community during these troubled times. Let’s decriminalize and destigmatize consenting adult sex work now!

Read more: https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-massage-massacre

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Need to talk PRIVATELY about Religious Sexual Abuse or something you can’t talk about anywhere else? You can talk with us… Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497. For more information, visit https://drsusanblockinstitute.com/religious-abuse or https://drsusanblockinstitute.com/phone-sex-therapy. You won’t go to Hell for it. But you just might feel a lot better.

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Comrades in Love, Leprechauns, Porn, Politics & Masking Up Royally

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Comrades in Love, Leprechauns, Porn, Politics & Masking Up Royally

March 17, 2021

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality

That light at the end of the tunnel doesn’t mean we’re out of the darkness, so mask up—not *just* because masks protect you and others, but also because masks are sexy!

Slip into your Weapons of MASKED Seduction and hop aboard the St. Paddy’s F.D.R. Love Train as we choo-choo through the Tunnel of Love… Of course, not everyone wants to mask up—like our old comrade, porn star, “meat puppet” and “Covid refugee,” Hamilton Steele, who calls in to praise French swing clubs and complain about facemasks.

Well, at least, he’s got a nice big shillelagh, which segues into our “St. Paddy’s Day, the Bonobo Way with GasMASKgirl” after-show. When I mention that leprechauns, who nonconsensually pinch people not wearing green, might be accused of sexual harassment (if they were real), our platforms light up with leprechaun stans afraid “cancel culture” will “cancel” the little green troll faeries.

We also weigh in on Dr. Seuss, the latest Cuomosexual scandals and bogus Milosexual gay “conversion therapy,” and I ask Capt’n Max, aka Prince Maximillian Rudolph Leblovic di Lobkowicz di Filangieri, a senior member of two different royal families—the Filangieris and the Lobkowiczes—how he felt watching the very public British Royal Family quarrel, the latest episode of the ongoing soap opera having been deftly produced by Queen Oprah, whom we met when she was just another Duchess of Daytime TV. And wow, does he—and do we—have a lot to say about their Royal Hineys—I mean, Royal Highnesses. And then there’s the BS about Saudi Prince MBS, praise for Max’s favorite royal, Mad King Ludwig, sympathy for Major Biden, and Irish Kisses throughout another trippy trip through the Tunnel of Love.

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Need to talk PRIVATELY about something you can’t talk about with anyone else? You can talk with us… Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497. For more information, visit https://drsusanblockinstitute.com/phone-sex-therapy. We’re here for YOU.

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Poly Giuliani & More Stories of Sexual Adventure & Misadventure on Track 11

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Poly Giuliani & More Stories of Sexual Adventure & Misadventure on Track 11

March 10, 2021

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality

Unicorns, squirting leprechauns and bonobos—oh my!

From the sapiosexual escapades of Rudy “Oozy” Giuliani’s polyamorous daughter to the concerning complexities of Cuomosexuality to why “Da Rich” BETTER pay a “wealth tax” (with no loopholes!) or Da Rest of Us will just keep getting RAILROADED… this Love Train ride’s a little bumpy, but loads of fun, as we travel through the Tunnel of Love.

We also talk about top-down censorship vs. bottoms-up cancel culture vs. just-plain-old-awful prison (Free Julian Assange!); the ballsy revelations of bonobo handshakes; the baptismal delights of shamrock-squirting MILFs; the shared pleasures of smoking a double bubbler; horrible anti-Asian attacks in the Coronapocalypse; and Prince Maximilian Rudolph Leblovic di Lobkowicz di Filangieri, aka Capt’n Max’s exciting rediscovery of his long-lost royal Filangieri side of the family (not all royals are so reprehensible).

But the jewel in the crown of our conversation is F.D.R.’s sexy celebrity of the week, Caroline Rose Giuliani—proud polyamorous pansexual into ethical nonmonogamy and threesomes—whom I affectionately dub “Poly Giuliani.”

I almost can’t believe I could feel affection for someone named “Giuliani.” But what a difference a generation makes. Though her father is one of the more disgusting, dissembling, ridiculous and yes, ghoulish (BOOdy Ghouliani) clowns of the Trumpenstein Nightmare, Caroline Rose Giuliani is a Rose among thorns, and a UNICORN!

Listen above or click to read more: https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-poly-giuliani

Need to talk PRIVATELY about something you can’t talk about with anyone else? You can talk with us… Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497. For more information, visit https://drsusanblockinstitute.com/phone-sex-therapy. We’re here for YOU.

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Pain & Pleasure Healing

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Pain & Pleasure Healing

March 3, 2021

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality

Was it a COVID-19 vaccine side effect? Or did he throw his back out—and where could he have thrown it? We don’t know, but for the past few days, we tried to heal Capt’n Max’s excruciating pain via an array of “pain-killers”—from easy yet debilitating opioids to the controversial but healthier healing power of sexual pleasure. Feeling the pain? Just say YES to some kind of (COVID-safe and consensual) sex! And yes, thank Goddess, Max is feeling much better now. Praise be to the power and glory of pleasure healing. Amen and AWOMEN. It does a body good.

We have done many shows about the combination of consensual pain and pleasure that is often involved in spanking, as well as other forms of impact play and BDSM. This show focuses more on unwelcome pain (from injury, sickness or a bad reaction to a vaccine) and how to treat it with sexual pleasure healing.

Take the Pain Train to Track Pleasure on the F.D.R. Speakeasy streamliner, where we dine on an array of tasty topics, as well as Gideon’s homemade hamantaschen, aka “Pussy Cookies,” a delicious appetizer for our after-show throwback, Purim Rising 2013 (in solidarity with Eve Ensler’s One Billion Rising), a dazzling, pornstar-studded, orgiastic masquerade that suddenly spiraled into violence unseen before or after in Bonoboville (except that illegal LAPD raid). Fortunately—before anyone could be killed or hurt badly—we defused the conflict in a Bonobo Way.

Why oh why can’t America follow the Bonobo Way of peace through pleasure, we wonder as we condemn the recent Biden Bombings. We also laugh (more in fear than fun) at CPAC (now CPAQ) and the Cult of the Golden tRump Love Doll, being worshipped like an idol by a crazy convocation of hypocritical Bible-thumpers. I acknowledge my “ableist” infraction against the “crazy community” in calling the CPAQanon’ers “crazy,” but I can’t think of a better adjective (besides sleazy) for these Gross Oligarchy P*mps (GOP).

We hammer the final coffin nails into “Mean Old Uncle Rush,” now being *showered* with commentary, including a tweet from one of MY idols, Ellen Barkin.

And did I mention sex? When a listener asks about polyamory, we praise this growing movement of natural bonoboësque love. Unfortunately, polyamorous opportunities are limited in the Coronapocalypse, but all is possible in the Erotic Theater of the Mind.

Also: What’s the critical difference between so-called “cancel culture” and censorship, and what’s it got to do with “The People,” aka “the Mob” versus Big Tech, CEOs, celebrities and politicians, aka “Da Rich”? Listen…

Speaking of pain, we send well wishes to “Most Bonobo Celebrity” SUZY award winner, Ashley Judd, whose terrible fall and rescue is a tale of pain, healing and gratitude.

As our Pain Train pulls into the Pleasure Station, I share one last true story of false love, real lust, pain, pleasure and comedy with “Johnny Peyote Seed” at Naropa Institute. The moral of the story is: if your boyfriend pulls you down the stairs by your hair (ouch!)— no matter how *romantic* he is and even if you were cheating on him with your Tantric yoga teacher—get OUT!

Read more and check out the hot pix and videos: https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-pain

Need to talk PRIVATELY about something you can’t talk about with anyone else? You can talk with us… Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497. For more information, visit https://drsusanblockinstitute.com/phone-sex-therapy

 We’re here for YOU.

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