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F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Pussy Cookie Rush

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Pussy Cookie Rush

February 23, 2021

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality

If you loved Rush Limbaugh, don’t get on this train. Then again, you might benefit from listening to a little loving, teasing, eargasmically pleasing and bonoboësque deprogramming from the Great American Dittohead Cult of Rush that begat tRump, Fox News, Alex Jones, Ben Shapiro and a zillion other racist, mendacious, imperialist, slut-shaming, left-blaming, noise machines cheerleading the radical rightwing of the Great Dysfunctional American Family.  Speaking of that wing, we also present this week’s Ammosexual Poster Gal, Colorado Congresswoman Lauren Boebert, aka Loony Beretta-Brain, with more guns behind her head than I have dildos in my bed.

Ride with us—my beloved train conductor, Capt’n Max, as well as lovely Mariah, Unscene Abe and the rest of the unseen Bonoboville crew—as we chat up the latest sex scandals, including the criminal investigation of Marilyn Manson (will BDSM be on trial?) and HBO’s Farrow-based Woody Allen doc, as well as tease submissive IG listener “MJ Napoli” who claims to fulfill whatever kinky task we command. We also honor Black History Month with a nod to the Black Panthers (too ammosexual for me, but at least they had good intentions) and some cool “Moorish” cantors, “speaking easy” on the Speakeasy bar car about things that aren’t easy to speak about, smoking, sipping and traveling through time.

With Purim, the Jewish Mardi Gras of revelry and hamantaschen, aka “Pussy Cookies,” coming this week, we also celebrate that great royal *sex worker* heroine, Queen Esther, who saves her people from genocide with her Weapons of Mass Seduction. Purim Sameach!

But we begin with a rant against the ever-expanding Big Tech “prison complex,” including “Facebook Jail” (Marky Z. just censored us again, this time for a PG video from 2018) and YouTube’s inexplicable, unappealable judgments, their Dumb Bot Drones shooting down Free Speech from the Left, Right and even the “Center” is censored.

Speaking of censorship, the world’s worst case is now being perpetrated against journalist and Wikileaks publisher Julian Assange. Facebook Jail is pretty bad, but real jail is a million times worse, and the high security Belmarsh Prison where Assange is being held is horrific. Joe Biden can and should drop the ridiculous, literally tRumped-up charges. Free Assange!

Free Britney too. That’s not an urgent, life-or-death matter, like Assange; but enough slut-shaming our Mickey Mouse Club princess. She’s all grown-up and deserves control over her life and finances, just like all the other crazy celebrities have.  

Read more and check out the hot pix and videos: https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-rush

Need to talk PRIVATELY about something you can’t talk about with anyone else? You can talk with us… Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497. For more information, visit https://drsusanblockinstitute.com/phone-sex-therapy. We’re here for YOU.

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Valentine LUPERCALIA World Bonobo Day 2021

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Valentine LUPERCALIA World Bonobo Day 2021

February 16, 2021

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality

It’s Valentine’s Day, Galentine’s Day, Ballentine’s Day (ok, Capt’n Max made that one up), Chinese New Year, National Tortellini Day, Single Awareness Day (a listener tells us about that one) and World Bonobo Day (#GoBonobos!) 2021, and we celebrate them all, especially LUPERCALIA, the original pagan Valentine’s Day that marks the coming of Spring with the race of hormones, the howl of the wolf, the sensual, consensual sting of the whip and the lusty, fun-filled blessings of Pan, the horned, horny, mischievous and ecosexual god of the wild.

Here in Bonoboville, we’ve celebrated the Lupercal, V-Day and all the High Holidays of Love with a fabulous flogging festival, Commedia Erotica reenactments, live music and a wild bacchanalian orgy of orgies for over 10 years. But it’s 2021, and we’re still making our masked and physically-distanced way through the treacherous Coronapocalypse, so it’s just my #1 Valentine and me (plus able engineer Unscene Abe), broadcasting this special, heartfelt episode of F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich) radio, featuring one of the greatest stories hardly ever told, the primeval tale of the Lupercal.

We also say R.I.P. to Hustler publisher, Free Speech fighter and “interracial” porn pioneer, Larry Flynt, as well as Chicago 8 (and 7) antiwar activist Rennie Davis, and we roll our collective eyes over the “Gutless Offensive Pathetic” (GOP) refusal to convict twice-impeached Capitol Riot-inciter and all around a-hole, Donald J. Trumpty Dumpty. Not that we expected him to be found guilty by a “jury” of many who are also guilty.

But first our F.D.R. Love Train takes the time warp through the Italian countryside just outside of Rome, and we venture into the deep dark womb-like cave of the Lupercal, where the ancient Holiday of the Heart was born… Can’t get enough of V-Day’s amazing origin story? Read more and check out the hot pix and videos: https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-valentine-lupercalia 

Need to talk PRIVATELY about something you can’t talk about with anyone else? You can talk with us… Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497.

For more information, visit https://drsusanblockinstitute.com/phone-sex-therapy

 We’re here for YOU.

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Fantasy Tailgating

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Fantasy Tailgating

February 9, 2021

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality

Riding the Bonoboville Superbowl Streamliner, tailgate-style, Capt’n Max and I choo-choo with the crew through big games, wild fantasies, brave new realities, Big Tech censorship battles (on YouTube AND Facebook fronts for us this week—how about you?) and comic erotic politics.

All aboard the Speakeasy Bar Car where we dine on celebrity sex scandals (#EatTheRich), from Armie Hammer’s alleged cannibalism fetish to Marilyn Manson’s reported abuse, along with an intriguing statement from Dita Von Teese (a DrSuzy.Tv guest on our Bettie Page show, etc.), plus cuck-calling cuckold Roger Stone’s suspected role in the Insurrection, with an indigestible dollop of Margarine Taylor Greene on QAnon Koolaid-laced Trumpty Dumplings.
So… what will prevail: Rightwing Stupidity or Leftwing Timidity? Having been interviewed that morning on WCAP-AM 980 Active Radio with Hartley Pleshaw, who compares the violent Trump Riots to the Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King’s peaceful 1963 March on Washington, I’m inspired to deliver my own little “I Have a Dream”-inspired, “I Have a Fantasy” State of Sex 2021 Address. Finally, as the train whistle blows, we wish you a Happy Horny Valentine’s Day, World Bonobo Day, Lupercalia (the original pagan Valentine’s Day), and Kung Hei Fat Choi. Happy Chinese New Year of the OX! #GoBonobos for insights, eargasms and the great Himalayan water buffalo who helped me survive a deadly monsoon.

Rather read than listen? Just heard the whole show, but want more? Go to https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-fantasy-tailgating

Need to talk PRIVATELY about something you can’t talk about with anyone else? You can talk with us… Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497. For more information, visit https://drsusanblockinstitute.com/phone-sex-therapy  We’re here for YOU.

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Stocks, Cocks & No Glocks!

F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich): Stocks, Cocks & No Glocks!

February 3, 2021

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality

How can a BJ stop a thief? Is a “short squeeze” a Wall Street ploy or self-pleasure technique? What’s new in cannibalism (#EatTheRich—now on special!)? Which posterior act did former Arizona Governor Mike Huckabee confess to committing with a corn cob? What are the odds that Liz Warren will OTK-spank the QAnon Shaman as he testifies against Daddy Trump? How can you have hot Valentine sex—whether you’re single, in a couple or trouple—in the Coronapocalypse? What great sex worker victory just blessed Brooklyn? What’s up with Subway’s phallic fake tuna on fake bread? How are ammosexual “Proud Girls” Margarine and Lunatic, blessed by Swamp King Drumpf, playing Congress? What the hell-in-heaven’s name is going on, and how can The Bonobo Way help out?

Listen above or below for answers, insights and "eargasms for all" on our latest edition of F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich) Radio as Capt’n Max and I talk, laugh, cough stonedly and moan erotically on another great sapiosexual train ride through time. Joining us are train engineer Unscene Abe, Speakeasy dining car attendant Mariah and more Bonoboville fellow travelers, our numbers magically contracting and expanding from eight bonobo sapiens and a dog to thousands of cheering, physically-distanced, masked revelers. So, what are you waiting for? Slip into some sensuous headphones and tune radio erotica and politix like you won’t hear anywhere else….

Rather read than listen? Just heard the whole show, but want more? Go to https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-stocks

Need to talk PRIVATELY about something you can’t talk about with anyone else? You can talk with us… Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497. For more information, visit https://drsusanblockinstitute.com/phone-sex-therapy

We’re here for YOU.

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