The Dr Susan Block Show
F.D.R. The Virgin Show

F.D.R. The Virgin Show

December 22, 2020

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality

 

This marks Prince Max’s and my return to the *eargasmic* magic of radio. Both of us have long histories (since the 1970s!) broadcasting live on over 150 local, nationally syndicated and pirate radio stations around the world—from Yale University’s WYBC-FM to San Felice’s Radio Meridian—which we touch upon on our virgin “F.D.R.” internet radio show, aka podcast. Though we’ve enjoyed broadcasting live TV, aka video, on HBO, public access and the internet—we’ve missed broadcasting in the “Theater of the Mind” as can only be done on radio, so here we are doing it again.

We call this series “F.D.R.” in tribute to my mom’s erotic political crush, U.S. President, Franklin Delano Roosevelt. F.D.R also stands for “F*ck Da Rich.” By “rich,” we mean all billionaires (except maybe MacKenzie Scott), high-digit millionaires, the Military-Industrial Complex (including the Space Farce’s new Handmaid’s Tale “Guardians”) and other multi-billion dollar corporations and complexes. What do we mean by “F*ck”? Listen…

In this virgin broadcast, Pr. Max and I reintroduce ourselves and some of our past experiences together and apart. Among the many topics explored are virginity itself; love in the Coronapcalypse; sex in marriage; the sounds of orgasm; Trumpty Dumpty’s fall; making out and heavy petting in Bala Cynwyd, Pa. and Montclaire, N.J.; turning down the D.A.R. (Daughters of the American Revolution) award in junior high; consensual “thought gangbangs” and streaking at Yale; teenage trips to Nepal, Afghanistan (where I climbed the 8200-feet high Bamiyan Buddha, later demolished by the Taliban), Pakistan (where I avoided being raped by claiming to be a Christian virgin) and Israel (regarding my love affair with a young Palestinian in the Garden of Gethsemane) financed by selling pot; Max being hit with a slipper by a horny Lithuanian dancer, our synchronous relationship to the “socialist” Commedia dell’Arte character of Arlecchino; anti-sex censorship on the internet, from Youtube to Pornhub; the close conjunction of Jupiter and Saturn during Saturnalia 2020, what it means for the revolutions of 2021 and the impending appearance of Uranus for a Happy Nude Rear; American wars and occupations; tRump’s rush to execute people; and the Bonobo Way of female empowerment, male well-being, ecosexuality, sharing resources and peace through pleasure. We have so much fun, it’s foreplay for some hot Solstice sex, and maybe it’ll turn you on too…

Need to talk PRIVATELY about something you can’t talk about with anyone else? You can talk with us… Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213.291.9497. For more information, visit https://drsusanblockinstitute.com/phone-sex-therapy. We’re here for YOU.

Hanukkah Xmas Bedside Chat

Hanukkah Xmas Bedside Chat

December 18, 2020

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality

 

No strip-dreidel, kissing cousins under the mistletoe or Saturnalian orgies in Bonoboville in the Coronapocalypse. But we mask up, dress up and light up the miracles of Hanukkah, Xmas, Sexmas, Saturnalia, the Virgin of Guadalupe, Winter Solstice 2020 and a Happy Nude Rear with fire, fun and funny stories of holiday sex. After all, sex (with love) is a “mitzvah” (a good deed) on Hanukkah. And Santa sliding down your chimney puts the “X” in Xmas. It’s my 27th Bedside Chat, inspired by FDR’s Fireside Chats, featuring “Rabbi” Howie Gordon, aka former porn star Richard Pacheco, singing the Hebrew prayers as I light the menorah(s), and telling true tales of the Golden Age of Porn. Then Victoria Jade lights up our Womb, strips down and turns around to wish us a “Happy Nude Rear.”

This is all too hot for Youtube, especially now that Google is cracking down harder on sexual expression, plus we show a few excerpts from Howie/Richard’s movies, including “Talk Dirty to Me” with Sharon Kane and “Sex Play” with our friend, the amazing Mother of All MILFs, Kay Parker. Watch it all uncensored and free on DrSuzy-Tv: https://drsusanblock.com/hanukkah-xmas-2020

We also celebrate the end of Trump’s divisive reign over our country, our media and our minds (we hope). Though he *could* do one good thing before he goes: Free Julian Assange! It might earn him a hug from Pamela Anderson. I also give a #GoBonobos to the new LA DA George Gascon, and I introduce the Bonobo Dildo Nativity Scene featuring the Divine Interventions Baby Jesus Buttplug and Mother Mary Bonobo (sexy cousin of the Virgin of Guadalupe).

Need to talk PRIVATELY about holiday sex, the holiday blues, your happy nude rear or anything else you can’t talk about with anyone else? Call the Therapists Without Borders at the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213-291-9497. We're here for you.

Kinky Krampus

Kinky Krampus

December 6, 2020

Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality

 

Gruss vom Krampus! Bonoboville’s first Krampusnacht is a raucous, racy, revelatory, spanking-hot, bonoboësque festival of KRAMPUS, the horned (and horny) devil of medieval Alpine folklore and Hollywood movies. Krampus is the dark side of Santa Claus, the “Bad Santa” who looks like a sinister version of that ancient Greek, half-human/half-goat "God of the Wild," Pan (patron saint of the bonobos whose Latin name is pan paniscus). While old Saint Nick brings joy and gifts to “nice” boys and girls, Krampus frightens, punishes, whips and spanks “naughty” children of all ages during the Xmas season, but especially on Krampusnacht, the night of December 5th, which just so happens to be when this show was broadcast live. 

Since this is BTC (Before The Coronapocalypse), we don’t wear masks, literally slobbering all over each other as we celebrate. AND it being 2015, we don’t talk about tRump (see “Krampus Trumpus Rumpus” for that)! But we do talk about murder and mayhem, and how the best way out of the cycle of violence is through the Bonobo Way of peace through pleasure. Of course, sometimes pleasure involves a bit of pain (no killing though!), which is one reason we love Krampusnacht! 

And what better naughty Xmas elf to consensually “punish,” spank and play with than the adorable, articulate and erotically magical Odette Delacroix who soon strips down to nothing but her high-heeled sandals and a stocking cap emblazoned with “Naughty" (one reason Youtube censors most of this show)! A lapsed Catholic who once confessed her “sins” of masturbation to a priest, Odette shares an Agwa-infused Bonoboville Communion with buxom adult star Dayton Rains who hungrily devouring Odette’s “altar” like its plum pudding.

The Season’s Beatings continue as I, in Krampus character, birch-slap and Bonobo Way book-spank Odette, Dayton and DrSuzy.Tv ass. producer Biz Bonobo, a.k.a. Elizabeth Aston, decked out for the occasion in fetching plaid lederhosen, climaxing with Odette climaxing, quite loudly as she rides the ivy-wrapped Mad X Bike. For a capper, she instructs her heavily breathing fan, “Masturbation Superstar,” to fulfill his name, as I command, “Shoot the gun between your legs!” which he does, also quite loudly, for a grand finale.

Most of “Kinky Krampus” is too hot to show on Youtube—though the kinky soundtrack is amazing! Watch it all uncensored and free, plus learn more about Krampus, at https://drsusanblock.com/kinky-krampus

Feeling Krampus-Krazy? Got the Holiday Blues? Want to share the Holiday Cheer? Need to talk about something you can’t talk about with anyone else? Call the Therapists Without Borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute anytime: 213-291-9497. We here for YOU 24/7 through the Holidays, the Coronapocalypse and beyond!

Gruss vom Krampus, Merry Xmas, Happy Hanukkah, Good Ramadan, Cheery Kwanza, Sexy Saturnalia, Happy Nude Rear and (since I’m probably leaving some upset religion out) Happy Holy-Daze in general. Peace on Earth. Pleasure for All.

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